July 17, 2010, a sunny morning, very hot. When I woke up early, I heard cicadas screaming desperately. Lu Mingfei, wearing a tank top, shorts, slippers, sat in front of his laptop, humming, "Happy birthday to you, Li
Ah Ricardo, happy birthday to you, Li Ricardo..."
With one hand, he swatted mosquitoes and scratched his shaggy head, and with the other hand, he typed the URL ".i-" in the address box of the browser.
Today is his birthday. The senior sister must have been on duty. Lu Mingfei sent him a birthday greeting on time just after midnight. It was the happy birthday song she made up herself. The girl whispered into the microphone in a funny voice.
Singing, it traveled countless kilometers and reached Lu Mingfei’s ears.
Lu Mingfei could imagine how happy the girl was when she recorded this song and how she expected you to laugh out loud after listening to it. She tilted her head, wore headphones, and sang with her red hair flying in the wind.
A self-composed birthday song.
When Nuonuo was talking to him on the phone last night, she said that there must be a birthday gift, and it would be a big surprise, so he should be mentally prepared.
Every night they would talk on the phone for a while. Nono and Lu Mingfei would talk about what she had seen around the world and where she went today, while Lu Mingfei would complain a lot about what shit happened to him today.
, it’s really bad.
Every time at this time, Nono would giggle on the phone.
Nono and Susie went to travel around the country during the summer vacation. When they were leaving, they said to Lu Mingfei, "It's true that you have a junior brother as your boyfriend, but it doesn't affect my going out to play during the summer vacation."
Then he waved his hand, leaving Lu Mingfei with a chic back.
Lu Mingfei sighed with emotion, Niu'er is still the same girl, independent, going wherever she wants, not being bound by anyone, just like a bird, flying everywhere freely.
But Lu Mingfei still felt a little regretful. He hoped to spend his birthday with his senior sister.
But it actually didn't matter. She had done everything she promised Lu Mingfei. She recorded a happy birthday song very seriously and also gave her a birthday gift. Although she hadn't received it yet, he believed it would be a big surprise.
Lu Mingfei brought back his endless thoughts. He clicked on Kassel's daily check-in website. Following the bright overture of Mendelssohn's "A Midsummer Night's Dream", the website opened the login page.
A 3D composite image that looks very much like a French farm, next to it is an affectionate and extremely shabby real estate advertisement, "This is the famous midsummer residence in Kassel, located in the outer suburbs of Chicago, USA, only 120 miles away from Lake Michigan. Pure French grapes
Garden, you can realize your dream of owning a water-view villa, and we are now making reservations!"
Below are two options, "Owner login" and "Guest browsing".
Lu Mingfei clicked "Owner Login", typed "ri.lu," in the ID box, then took out a security card and typed in the 12 sets of numbers above, each set of 2 digits, as prompted.
As soon as he hit the Enter key, Mendelssohn's beautiful music was instantly interrupted. The interface was refreshed at high speed from top to bottom. The entire operation page was dark green, with countless thin frames with simple lines, and buttons that were hard to see at a glance.
In an extremely rigid technological style, the name of this page is marked on the upper left corner of the browser - "Kassel College Vacation Daily Report Form".
Lu Mingfei took out a crumpled notebook from the drawer and searched for each item on the operation interface according to the operation process that Fingel taught him to write down, checking and typing one by one.
According to the developer himself, Finn, the God of Computers, Gal, "Junior brother, do you know how awesome this system is? It's so awesome that I can remotely control jams by just moving my fingers while lying on the bed in our 304 dormitory.
The temperature of the oven in the central kitchen of Ernst College."
So he would use this system to add some extra ingredients to the meals he ordered every time.
But Lu Mingfei has been using this thing for two lifetimes and has never understood it. Every time he checks in, he feels like he is holding a copy of "Western Table Etiquette" and changing different knives and forks to eat a French meal.
"Has an unknown dragon been detected?"
The options are "Awakened pure-blood dragons detected", "Awakened hybrid dragons detected", "Unawakened pure-blood dragons detected", "Unawakened hybrid dragons detected", "None". Lu Mingfei checked the "none" column. The sky was clear and the sky was bright. Where were the dragons running around? Oh, yes, except for a certain junior sister who was enrolled in BJ immediately.
"Do you want to use the spirit of speech?"
Lu Mingfei checked the "No" column and secretly complained in his heart, maybe I will use it this afternoon, but I won't tell you.
"Is your physical condition abnormal?"
……
No, no, no, no, no, Lu Mingfei’s mouse moved quickly around the screen.
This is the summer vacation for Lu Mingfei's freshman year of college, and he is doing his daily routine.
The so-called "daily" is the school rule of Kassel College. During the holidays, students must report the day's status online to the North American Headquarters every day. All these will be archived by the college. Good records during the period of leaving school will increase their grade points, and they must not report falsely.
Lying in a daily report is equivalent to cheating on an exam.
Under Kassel's humane system, cheating will not result in expulsion from the school, but will only lower the class. The inconvenience caused by lowering the class will make students feel like animals in the college, such as a certain good-for-nothing senior.
"Tight on the outside and loose on the inside", this is Angers's evaluation of the school rules. "Which son of a bitch made the school rules?" This is Fingel's.
His family is in the countryside of Germany, and the Internet is not very convenient. It is said that he has to ride a horse to the town every day to go to an Internet cafe and surf the Internet for daily activities.
Lu Mingfei glanced at the URL at the top of the browser again. The URL that Kassel checked in daily was ".i-". This made Lu Mingfei feel so embarrassed that he wanted to cover his face every time. Who designed this URL name?
, it was so wet that he was about to get rheumatism. It seemed to be Fingel? Then it would be fine.
The so-called "icasselleyou" is exactly the same as the advertising slogan "ichocteyou" for LG's latest chocolate mobile phone, and the "i" is also a coquettish lowercase that is very popular recently.
Speaking of the song "icholteyou", Lu Mingfei also had a funny idea. One day, he had a sudden idea and changed his voice from "cholte" to "cassell" in the accent of the little Korean girl, and sang it by himself.
Post the version to the "Night Watch Discussion Forum".
It was added to the essence by a certain moderator surnamed Fen and set a record of more than 2,000 downloads. Commissioners from the Kassel Executive Department who are on missions around the world have downloaded it across the ocean and set it as their mobile phone ringtones. Even the executive
The department’s ace Commissioner Chu also uses this ringtone.
There is also a widely circulated hell joke in the discussion area, "It is said that the last voice heard by every dragon who dies at the hands of the Executive Department is that of our "S"-class genius student Lu Mingfei from Kassel
Sing "icassellyou"."
Because of this incident, Lu Mingfei stayed at the top of the "Top Ten" discussion forum for five consecutive days, but it was still not as impressive as the day he single-handedly destroyed two Dragon Kings.
"Mingfei! Don't play with the computer when you get up early in the morning! Go brush your teeth and wash your face!" Auntie's voice was so penetrating that it shook Lu Mingfei's head through the 20cm load-bearing wall. It was really a magical sound.
Brain.
"Oh, it'll be fine soon," Lu Mingfei said casually.
He hummed the song "icholteyou" sung by a Korean girl and twisted, pressed the "Submit" button, finished his daily routine easily and happily, and ran to the bathroom to wash up.
While he was brushing his teeth, his aunt came over and said to him, "Mingfei, go down and buy me a bag of Cantonese sausages and a handful of spring onions later, and go to the delivery room to see if any new parcels have been sent."
"I know." Lu Mingfei nodded honestly.
"Brother, by the way, bring me the latest issue of "Novel Painting"." The fat cousin Lu Mingze slumped on the sofa and raised his hand and added.
"I know, I know, wait until I finish brushing my teeth." Lu Mingfei was helpless.
"Bang bang bang" someone is banging on the door outside.
"What is this all about?" Lu Mingfei spat out the toothpaste foam in his mouth, walked to the door and opened it, "Who is it?"
A girl appeared in his field of vision. She adjusted the huge sunglasses on her face and pulled up the brim of her baseball cap.
From bottom to top are a pair of white open-toed sandals, a pair of tight-fitting jeans and a black vest, covered with a white short-sleeved shirt.
Chen Motong was standing at the door with a mischievous smile on his face.
"Teacher...Sister...Senior sister?" Lu Mingfei was so shocked that his eyes almost fell off, and his mouth opened so wide that Chen Motong could even see the toothpaste foam in his mouth.
"Aren't you still playing in Europe?"
"Who stipulates that I can't come back early?" Nono pouted, "And today is your birthday, junior brother."
"Who is it? Calling the soul so early in the morning?" Auntie angrily rushed out of the kitchen with a spatula in hand, until she saw the girl who was as aura as a knife and as proud as a princess.
"Ah, you are...Classmate Chen, right?" Auntie was stunned for a moment, then said with a cautious smile, "Are you here to see Ming Fei? Come in and sit down! Come in and sit down!"
Then he said to Lu Mingfei, "Lu Mingfei, why don't you quickly rinse the toothpaste out of your mouth! How rude it is for you to see classmate Chen!"
So Lu Mingfei went to the bathroom to mess around for a while.
After dinner at the Regent Hotel last year, as soon as he got home, Lu Gucheng said to his aunt with a mysterious face, "Do you know how much the watch on the girl named Chen Motong costs? Omega Constellation Diamond Series! Hurry up.
One hundred thousand!"
The aunt whispered, "It's so expensive! Are all the students at Cassel College so rich?"
From then on, the two couples had more respect for Kassel College, and the students who studied there.
"Excuse me, I'm here to see Lu Mingfei." Chen Motong nodded slightly, removed his aura, walked in and found a sofa to sit down on.
"Oh, isn't this classmate Chen?" Lu Gucheng walked out of the room holding a newspaper with a kind smile on his face, "Mingfei, this kid is not very cool. He usually takes more care of you in the college.
."
"That's right, I usually protect him a lot." Chen Motong said casually, "When will dinner be served? I'm a little hungry after a day of flying."
The uncle and aunt were startled, wondering why this girl wasn't polite to them at all. Then she realized it and said with a smile, "It'll be ready soon, Mingfei, why don't you go down and buy Cantonese sausage?"
"Let's go now!" Lu Mingfei ran out of the bathroom with a grunt.
"Why do you ask Lu Mingfei to go?" Chen Motong said a little strangely, and then pointed at Lu Mingze who was lying on the sofa, "Isn't he quite free?"
"Uh..." Uncle and aunt were a little embarrassed.
"I'll go, classmate Chen will have a cup of tea first, and Mingze will pour the tea." Fortunately, my uncle had a better ability to diffuse the atmosphere, so he stood up and said haha.
"Senior sister, it's okay for me to go..." Lu Mingfei said.
"You sit down when I tell you to. Give me a good look. I haven't seen you for a month. I miss you so much." Nono grabbed Lu Mingfei's hand and pulled him to sit next to her.
"I miss you?" Uncle froze while squatting at the door to change his shoes, aunt's apologetic expression froze, and Lu Mingze, who was standing by the kettle pouring tea, also froze.
"Classmate Chen, are you and our Mingfei...in a relationship?" Auntie asked tentatively.
"Yes, he is my boyfriend and we have been dating for a year." Chen Motong didn't care. She took the tea cup from the frozen Lu Mingze's hand and took a sip.
"We've been dating... for a year?" Lu Mingze's jaw almost dropped to the floor in shock. How could such a top-notch girl be picked up by his lousy cousin?
Lu Mingze, who is 18 years old this year and calls himself a veteran of flowers, successfully got the admission notice from the University of Austin. This is not only because Lu Mingze did well in the TOEFL test, but also because his application letter was well written. p>
In the letter, Lu Mingze described how his dear cousin Lu Mingfei worked hard to make progress as a poor boy, overcame many difficulties and made the impossible possible, and finally got the admission notice from an American university.
He said that he was inspired by this deed and decided to apply to American universities. "My brother who was called a 'weight' by his class teacher and who only lowered the average score did not give up. How could I not pursue a broader vision and the best?"
What about the learning environment?”
The world is so fickle. Just now, he was deliberately chatting with his cousin on QQ, talking arrogantly to the junior girls who admired him about application secrets, and occasionally encouraging him to say, "Apply to the University of Austin, we are a prestigious school."
"Everyone is very friendly, and the professor is very nice." It seems that everyone at Austin University, old and young, are his brothers.
He thinks that he is far more reliable than his cousin in picking up girls. He has already thought that it would be difficult to find a girlfriend with his figure after going abroad. This school girl has a pretty face, her family is rich enough to send her abroad, and she is a bit naive.
, if he really went to the University of Austin, he would be an acquaintance of Senior Brother Lu Mingze... just like the copper toad with its mouth open around Zhang Heng's seismometer, swallowing the falling beads in one mouth.
Who would have thought that Lu Mingfei, Shuai Zai's cousin, had just entered school and fell in love with a hot girl who could throw away the schoolgirl he was currently flirting with in terms of appearance, temperament, figure, and financial resources. Regarding the strength of Chen Motong's family,
He also heard a few words from his uncle and aunt, about diamond-encrusted Omega, and silver diamond-encrusted pendants on his ears...etc.
If my cousin can really marry this kind of girl, I'm afraid he won't have to worry about food and clothing for the rest of his life.
Lu Mingze sat down with a sad face, and after thinking for a long time, he still couldn't figure out how he was worse than his cousin.