Ling Yan raised his head from behind a pile of materials, took off his mask, and put on gold-rimmed glasses.
He prefers to be a gentle...professor than to be a virtuous Immortal.
He raised his eyes, looked at the young man who was full of curiosity, and said with a faint smile: "If I say yes, are you going to ask yourself to become a teacher?"
"! How can that be done? I don't want it." Hao Bufan denied this without thinking.
"Then since you are not planning to defect and leave the school, why do you ask this question?"
"Xiao Fan...don't you know why I cover my face and why I don't admit your true reason in front of others?"
"Okay, let's go back quickly. Are you ready to just be a teacher without your fiancée?"
He chuckled and pushed Hao Bufan out of the room before he could react.
Hao Bufan sat at the door of the Taoist temple, looking at the beautiful white moonlight, but his heart seemed to be scratched by the willow branches next to him, and he could not calm down.
If the fiancée and the teacher really can only choose one, then he...
——
Early the next morning.
Everyone was woken up by screaming.
Bai Linlang single-handedly succeeded in shocking the entire village and even the bastards in the river.
"Ahhhhhh!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh help!"
"What the hell is this place! Why are there so many bugs!"
Bai Linlang was curled up in a corner of the bed, wrapped in a quilt and screaming.
She woke up due to itching. She slept well in the first half of yesterday night.
I also had a very beautiful dream.
But in the middle of the night, her sweet dream was shattered and turned into a horror movie, even with the flavor of Cthulhu.
She saw that Los Angeles was occupied by alien bugs, and that ugly, disgusting cockroach monster wanted to marry her, saying that since she liked children, she would have 100."
Give birth to a P!
She is crazy to have 100 children.
She ran away, but it chased her, and she couldn't fly. Just when she was forced to marry a cockroach, she finally woke up.
Then...
She was stunned by what she saw.
The walls and floor are covered with insects.
There are some with shells and some without shells...
There are also some software...
Hearing her voice, the insects uniformly took a small step in her direction.
The leader was a huge cockroach that was half as big as her palm, almost exactly the same as the Zerg boss in her dream!
Bai Linlang!!
As if aware of her thoughts, the two big factory beards on the old cockroach's forehead suddenly bent inward, not quite standard, but they also resembled a heart?
Thinking of 100 children, Bai Linlang straightened up, fell on the bed, and closed her eyes.
Illusion, all this is an illusion, she must have woken up in the wrong way.
…
Everyone rushed over when they heard the noise, especially the program team. As a team that is chased and scolded by celebrity fans every day, before knocking on the door, they turned on the camera and gave 4 camera seats at once, and then sent
I asked a representative to knock on the door.
Hearing the sound, Bai Linlang immediately shouted for help from inside. After confirming that her clothes were intact, everyone opened the door together.
As the wooden doors slowly slid to both sides, the large army of Zerg disappeared like a tide, leaving only the army of cockroaches surrounding the window.
As if feeling the strange atmosphere, the cockroach army, led by their leader, waved their beards uniformly.
One cockroach is already very frustrating.
100 cockroaches...
"Ahhhhh!"
"Case, wipe, wipe!"
"I'm dead!"
The entire room and yard were filled with screams.
Qin Di, even though he was well-informed, was stunned for a long time before he said: "What are you doing here? Why don't you get your slippers quickly?"
Everyone:!!
Under his command, everyone resorted to slippers as a killer weapon.
The brave ones rushed forward to take pictures, while the timid ones simply used their slippers as darts and threw them out.
Feeling the strong murderous intention of the crowd, the cockroach army began to flee in all directions.
After a while, he ran away and died.
Because they are all very big, even though they turned into corpses, they still...
Qin Di stared at Bai Linlang, folded his arms and said with emotion: "As the saying goes, if you see one cockroach in your house, then there are probably 100 cockroaches in your house."
"We just saw about 200 cockroaches. Can we infer that there are at least 2,000 cockroaches in this room?"
Everyone:?
Bai Linlang:!!
"For example... just under the quilt?" Qin Di smiled.
Bai Linlang was so frightened that she was thrown out of the quilt!
Not to mention, let Qin Di be serious, just ten seconds after the quilt fell to the ground, a cockroach as long as the middle finger climbed out so leisurely.
He looked at the group of people at the door, and then at Bai Linlang on the bed.
He ran towards Bai Linlang decisively!
Bai Linlang:!!!
"Ahhhh - don't come over here!"
Not only did the cockroaches not listen, they ran faster!
Bai Linlang:^\u0026amp;%!$#\u0026amp;%
Bai Linlang smashed the cockroach that was "running" towards her with high heels, and Bai Linlang refused to stay in the room provided by the program crew again.
He also said that there was something wrong with the show crew, or that they deliberately put cockroach-attracting things in the room to disgust him.
Either it was the Taoist demon from the Taoist temple next door who had bewitched her.
Qin Di was not happy after hearing this: "Miss Bai, do you have evidence? If you don't have evidence, just say that, and we will sue you for defamation."
Bai Linlang: "Evidence? What more evidence do you need? Why are there no cockroaches in other rooms, but only here?"
Qin Di frowned: "Maybe it was just an accident?"
Bai Linlang sneered: "Accident? I don't believe in accidents. Didn't the monster talk about it yesterday? This is the closest place to the fairyland. It's normal to be a bit spooky."
Qin Di frowned: "Miss Bai, let me say it again, that gentleman is a serious Taoist disciple. You don't have to believe it, but please respect his beliefs."
Bai Linlang continued to sneer: "Do I respect him?"
"Respect him for treating me with a cockroach?"
QQ couldn't stand listening anymore and couldn't help but said: "If you are really talking about immortals, you should be a demon concubine. I just saw those cockroaches rushing towards you."
"Either you have become a cockroach, or they think you are the same kind as them. Maybe they fell in love with my sister's appearance? How about changing my sister's name to Concubine Cockroach?"
Bai Linlang:??
Bai Linlang's face turned green: "What did you say? Say it again?"
QQ looked at her innocently: "Concubine Cockroach, the woman loved by cockroaches must be the most powerful woman in the world."
"It's quite special when you think about it. There seems to be only one fragrant concubine in ancient times."
Bai Linlang: "You——"
Bai Linlang was so angry that she rushed to QQ, raised her hand and wanted to slap him.
Why do cats and dogs dare to look down on her now?
This is simply too much!
At this moment, a male voice suddenly sounded behind her.
"Linlang—what are you doing?"
Bai Linlang stopped and looked behind the crowd, and saw Hao Bufan and that annoying demon Taoist together. Hao Bufan was wearing the same Taoist robe as the demon Taoist.