"Of course you can watch it~ Of course, I don't mind if you want to give me points." Ling Bingbing smiled.
Xiao Chenchen: "This... why don't you go after eating?"
"Pfft——"
Hao Youqian:??
What?
Is it because you can’t eat anymore after seeing him?
Xiao Chenchen: "Don't get me wrong... I don't mean anything else. I just think you don't live in the basement? If you cook, won't the smoke be difficult to photograph?"
"Why don't we eat here before going down, what do you think?"
Ling Bingbing thought about her room. Although the program team didn't mean it, the decoration was really grounded.
"Okay, thank you for your hard work, sister."
Xiao Chenchen: "No hard work, do you have any dietary restrictions? If there are no dietary restrictions, how about we eat braised pork ribs for lunch? I think the pork ribs are quite fresh, and I'm good at cooking spicy dishes!"
Xiao Chenchen said, and after she finished speaking, she stuck out her tongue in embarrassment: "But I haven't done it for a long time, so I don't know if I'm still as good as I was back then."
"She must be there! I believe in sister." Ling Bingbing immediately transformed into a boaster, cutting out the afterimages of Xiao Chenchen's chopping vegetables.
"Sister, you are so awesome! Such thin silk!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu It smells so good~~ The greedy worm in my stomach has already started to scream."
"Oh! It's delicious! I want to eat three bowls today!"
The entire kitchen echoed with Ling Bingbing's praise and Xiao Chenchen's gentle and slightly proud laughter.
[Ah...even though these are home-cooked dishes, they feel delicious inexplicably. What’s going on?]
[Yes, yes...just looking at it makes me appetite.]
[Woo woo woo, girls are still the cutest. I have been cooking for more than 20 years, and my husband has never praised me a few times.]
[Is it because the food you made tastes bad?]
[Oh, then he can gain 60 pounds? And he still eats it for 20 years?]
【......】
Seeing the harmonious barrage, Qin Di went to bed with peace of mind.
Yes.
He also needs a lunch break.
This is probably the most relaxing variety show he has ever filmed.
The female guests all have their quirks.
There are no jokes...it can also create joy for everyone.
For example...
Wang Changshuai, who went to deliver a courier, chose the cheapest means of transportation - a pig because he was too stingy.
Yes.
The program crew gave him a pig.
There is also an introduction to the pig, saying that it is the smartest pig in the entire Dahuang Mountain.
This pig is indeed smart, it knows the way.
But because he is too smart, he not only knows the way, but also takes detours. He even pretends to be dead.
As long as he is not given food, he will just walk a few steps and then lie down.
Or he would deliberately jump into that muddy puddle. Before he even reached the bottom of the mountain, Wang Changshuai's clothes were already covered in mud.
Before he could stand on the ground and take a breath, the pig wriggled its butt and came closer. It first raised its front legs and shook them gracefully. Without shaking them off, it then took the initiative to stick to Wang Changshuai and rub it on his clothes.
Come on~~
After rubbing its four hooves, it circled around Commander Wang, then stopped in front of him and shook its little tail.
Wang Changshuai:!!
The next second, Marshal Wang's chest was also occupied by dots.
Convex(艹艹)!!
——
Dahuangshan Middle School.
The bell rang three times, but Song Yu still sat motionless in his chair.
He never dreamed that he would never surpass a primary school student in his lifetime.
He never expected that he, a college student who graduated from a prestigious university, could not understand junior high school physics questions.
Who is he, where is he, where does he come from, and where is he going?
Why on earth did he go crazy to become a tutor in this school?
"Brother Song, don't you want to eat? The food in the cafeteria is okay. It's a big pot of food with meat."
"Although it can't compare to the sea cucumber and abalone you have down the mountain, the taste and hygiene are fine."
As for Zheng Leng Shen, a head poked out from outside and talked to him with a smile.
Seeing that Song Yu was still holding the book, Da Mu scratched his head and said tentatively: "I haven't solved it yet. Forget it if I haven't. Anyway, I didn't expect you to really know it."
Song Yu:!!!
Yes.
He won't!!
He doesn’t even know how to answer questions from the first grade of junior high school!!
"And..." Da Mu suddenly stopped talking when he saw his temples bulging as he stared at her.
"And what? Why didn't you say anything?" Song Yu gritted his teeth.
He was so angry!!
Thinking that everything this morning was still broadcast live, he wanted to die even more.
No, how could such an outstanding person like him die? The entire program should be rewinded and restarted.
He will never compete with Xiao Chenchen for the teacher’s job!
He would rather deliver food!
"Moreover...when people are hungry, their blood supply is insufficient and they are more likely to faint."
"And... skipping meals will not improve your IQ."
"Of course, I didn't mean to say that your IQ is low. Don't get me wrong."
Song Yu:@##￥%…
After saying that, Damu shrugged and added: "After all, in this world, no one is more powerful than anyone who lives longer."
"You are old, but there are many people who don't understand the math problems in the book. Don't feel guilty."
Song Yu:!!!
Damu: "Don't blame yourself!"
Song Yu:??
What the hell...
He blames himself! He wants to commit suicide!
Yes.
The person in front of him is one of his students today,
Called Damu.
Damu is 15 this year and is in the first grade of junior high school.
At first glance, Song Yu thought that this school was full of children whose families had no money to go to school.
This kind of person who only entered the first grade of junior high school at the age of 15 must be the kind of stupid person.
Maybe it’s a question whether you can keep up or not.
But who would have known that as soon as he walked in, this man would be holding his homework book.
It’s still sorted out, with a total of 10 questions.
He flipped through the homework and exercise books that his school issued uniformly. It should be made of environmentally friendly paper. The paper was very torn and exuded a strong smell of ink.
He took the question, coughed confidently, and was about to start pretending - [No], he started talking about the question.
But...
For the first question, he picked up the scratch paper.
For the second question, he calculated it twice on the scratch paper.
He is worth half of the third question...
The fourth way...
Good guy, he read the question three times and still didn’t understand what it meant.
He might as well not know the fifth and sixth questions!!!
These questions were obviously not high-level math questions, but he just couldn't understand what the questioner meant.
He has never even seen the formulas used in some questions.
But Mr. Song Yu didn't panic at first. He thought that this might be the program team or the Hao family deliberately stumbling on him and trying to punish him.
So he calmly asked Da Mu to go back to his seat, clarify his thoughts and explain the ten questions to him together.
When Omu sat down, he stood up and began to look around the entire classroom consciously.
And I randomly picked up the homework books of several students, wanting to see what other people's homework looked like.
It’s also a good way to expose the program team.
After all, it’s easier to disguise alone, but with a group of people...
And then...
He discovered that the class he was teaching was indeed for junior high school students, but the teaching materials used here were not external teaching materials, but the special edition written by Dahuang Sun!
Not only mathematics, but also physics and chemistry he can’t understand!!!
The only thing I can understand is Chinese.
But there was a new question about Chinese language, and no one asked him!
So, he could only sit back where he came from.
He thought that as long as he didn't move, these children in the village who were struggling to make a living would look away and stop bothering him.
And then...
He can spend the morning safely and resign immediately in the afternoon.
Whoever loves to earn this money will earn it!!
But he never expected that these students just couldn't understand his face.
Especially this big wood, not only mathematics, but also chemistry, geography, and politics are looking for him.