Ten seconds later, Ling Yan suddenly spoke, directly extinguishing someone's escape plan.
"This...isn't this appropriate?"
"Teacher, aren't you a germophobe? This list is also new. It would be bad if I soiled it." Hao Bufan tried to struggle.
Ling Yan looked at him funny, folded his arms and leaned to the side.
"Xiao Pingfan~~Have you forgotten that when I was in country F, I stayed in the jungle for a week to save you and couldn't find a place to take a bath?"
"I..." Hao Bufan.
"And...it's not that I don't want to take a bath, it's not that I don't want to take the time to wash you, it's that your girlfriend used all the water in our entire Taoist temple this afternoon."
"As you can see, there are only three people in this Taoist temple, and two of them are children. Although Aguang is good and went down the mountain to pick it up twice, the water is only enough for drinking and not enough for bathing."
"!!" Hao Bufan was stunned.
He really didn’t know this happened!
If he knew, even if he didn't sleep, he would go down with the bucket and bring two more buckets up.
"Teacher, I'm sorry...I will definitely pick up all the water tomorrow."
"What does it have to do with you? It's not because you ran out of water." Ling Yan said lazily, then stood up and locked the door.
After thinking about it, I closed the curtains.
He is used to being wanton and has long since stopped caring about the gossip in this world.
But his little apprentice...
Hey, finding a child is cute and fun, but it’s also really troublesome to take care of it.
If only he wasn't so obedient, he could just make it into a specimen and it would be so convenient to carry it with him.
"But she is my girlfriend..." If we don't break up for a day, he will have to pay for some of the things Bai Linlang does.
"She's your girlfriend, but she's not your mother." Ling Yan said disapprovingly.
He glanced at the watch and saw that it was already 12 o'clock, so he took off his coat.
"Teacher!! You..."
"Why did you take off your coat..."
In fact, Ling Yan also has clothes inside.
But...
How should I put it...
The clothes inside and the robe outside are simply two extremes, one is extremely elegant and loose, and the other is extremely close-fitting.
It's so close to the body... He can even clearly count how many abdominal muscles he has and the direction of the abdominal muscles...
Just...
She has a much better figure than me.
Hao Bufan not only felt inferior.
Ling Yan looked at him in amusement, burying his head in the quilt like a quail, but leaving a gap, and wanted to tease him, but just then his cell phone rang.
When he saw the call, he took his cell phone and went out.
Seeing him going out, Hao Bufan didn't dare to get out of the quilt immediately.
Instead, I waited for a while.
But he didn't take the opportunity to run away...
The main reason is that he can't run away. He has been stuffed into the quilt, his legs are on the bed, and his shoes are two meters away.
He...
He could only hold the pillow, look at the closed door, and wait.
Planning to wait for the door to ring, he would immediately lie down and start pretending to sleep.
As long as you fall asleep, maybe the embarrassment will disappear directly.
But wait and wait...
After waiting for half an hour, no one came back.
He was really sleepy...and fell asleep before he knew it.
——
Hao Bufan woke up from the heat.
He thought he accidentally covered both quilts.
But when he opened his eyes, he saw a quilt.
Just as he was wondering, a voice sounded from above his head.
"Are you awake?"
The man's deep voice was a little hoarse, darker than usual, but more sexy.
"Old...Teacher..."
"You, you, you...when did you come back?"
Ling Yan looked at him funny: "What? Don't you welcome me back this time?"
"Well...no..."
"I saw you went out for a long time last night and didn't come back. I thought you wouldn't come back tonight."
"Well...that's it..." The smile on Ling Yan's face became a little thicker, and his narrow peach blossom eyes were filled with infinite water. He blinked, and Hao Bufan's heart trembled. "Originally I didn't plan to come back."
"But I was afraid that you would be scared when you were alone, so I came back."
Ling Yan is not lying on the bed, and the quilt that belongs to him is folded neatly.
He even changed his clothes.
Not a Taoist robe, but a suit, as if he was going to attend a multinational conference at any time.
"I...I'm not a child..."
"I dare to sleep even if the master doesn't come back."
Hao Bufan covered half of his face with a quilt and whispered.
Ling Yan raised his eyebrows and slowly unbuttoned his cuffs.
"Then please explain to me, what's going on?"
Hao Bufan was stunned: "What?"
He looked in the direction of the man's fingers and saw a bright red fingerprint on the man's white wrist.
Not typed.
Just press it.
Seeing that he was still confused, Ling Yan reached out and took his fingers, placing them on her wrist.
Hao Bufan's right hand matches the shape of his wrist perfectly.
Hao Bufan:!!
"I...Teacher...I..." Hao Bufan was stunned.
"Maybe... this is a coincidence, yes... it wasn't you." Ling Yan said deliberately.
Hao Bufan was even more ashamed...
"It's not a coincidence...it's just me...I'm sorry..." Hao Bufan said subconsciously.
The next second, a chuckle sounded above his head.
"Teacher, are you laughing at me?" Hao Bufan raised his head, with a faint layer of moisture in his eyes.
Ling Yan didn't say anything. He picked up the washcloth from the side and gently wiped his face.
"I'm not laughing at you, I think you're funny."
Hao Bufan was even more furious, and the hair on his head stood up: "I'm not fun! I'm not fun at all."
Ling Yan nodded cooperatively: "Yes, yes, you are not funny at all."
Hao Bufan: "......"
[○?｀Д′?○]
"I don't want to care about you!"
As he spoke, he remained silent and refused to say a word no matter how much someone teased him.
Ling Yan didn't force him. After helping him change his clothes, he put him in the wheelchair and pushed him outside.
Before Hao Bufan could react, he locked the door with lightning speed.
Hao Bufan???
When he heard the door knock, Hao Bufan realized that he was locked out.
He subconsciously wanted to speak, but at this moment, a voice came out from the door: "A voice came out first. I just agreed to ignore me, at least insist on it for the whole morning, and let the teacher also have a sleep.
”
Hao Bufan:!
"Old..."
Ling Yan: "Don't be old, I'm called old...I'm obviously still very handsome, but you're going to call me old."
Hao Bufan:......
Hao Bufan wanted to refute, but...
The teacher's appearance... seems to be something only my uncle can match.
While he was stunned, he heard Bai Linlang calling him.
When he turned around, he was so frightened that he almost fell off the wheelchair.
"Linlang...your face..."
Bai Linlang thought he was talking about not washing her face, so she waved her hand casually: "Are you saying my face is dirty? I thought he was talking about not washing my face. I didn't want to either, but in that room
There is no bathroom."
"It's not... you..." Hao Bufan had a hard time describing what this face looked like.
He found that recently with his girlfriend, his Chinese vocabulary was getting poorer and poorer.
"What's wrong with me?"
"Brother Bufan, what do you want to say? Wait a minute. I'll put on makeup for myself first, and then we'll check in. I, ahhhhh!"
Everyone:......
In a corner of Dahuang Village, Damu rubbed his sore eyes and said confusedly: "Is the school's loudspeaker broken again? Why is the screaming chicken crowing again?"
——
Yes.
There's something wrong with Bai Linlang's face.
Yesterday, her face looked like that of a female star with a filter on, fair and smooth, although strange, but without a single flaw.
So today's photo is like a failed p-picture, the filter was removed by itself, and only the original photo is left, which is the version of the aunt without makeup.
A garlic nose, thick lips, and copper bell eyes.
Just...
If it weren't for his absolute familiarity, Hao Bufan wouldn't dare to recognize him.
She called out and called the whole village.
It must be said that someone poisoned her, so she became ugly.
But the cameras are right there and can be checked 24 hours a day.
No one has touched her at all, let alone given her plastic surgery.
"Why don't you go put on makeup?"
"I brought cosmetics."
It was the two girls who spoke first.
They mean well, but to Bai Linlang's ears, it means something else.
They are laughing at her!
Calling her ugly!!
"No need!! I look better than you without makeup.
Qin Mengmeng:......
At this moment, Xiao Chenchen and Ling Bingbing also came back.
This night, Xiao Chenchen slept particularly well, and his whole person exuded relaxation and comfort.
But Ling Bingbing...
Although Mr. Hao’s body did not follow him, his soul is always there!
He is also jealous of girls!
After Xiao Chenchen fell asleep, he insisted on taking Ling Bingbing to go fishing.
He didn’t have to pull her, he just told her that he was going to help her fish...she could sleep alone first.
If he were an entity, Ling Bingbing would have agreed without any hesitation, but he was not!
A lot of people fishing this night are old men. It would be extremely unethical to scare people into falling into the lake.
Therefore, she could only accompany Mr. Hao to fish for half an hour. Not to mention, after fishing, Mr. Hao would take her to see the stars again.
Then he told her that just now, he bought her a star.
Hao Youqian: [Madam, my beautiful sister can only chat with you and watch the stars in the sky with you, but I am different. My husband can not only watch the stars with you, but I can also buy a star for you.]< /p>
Ling Bingbing was greatly shocked.
She also has money, but she still can't buy a star when she has nothing to do.
"Okay, I'm very touched, but I have a little doubt. I wonder if you can explain it to me, sir."
Hao Youqian:【Of course.】
Mr. Hao is very curious, there is something difficult that his wife does not know!!
"As far as I know, you don't seem to take your mobile phone with you when you go out."
Hao Youqian:【Huh?】
"Then your body is at home, still sealed in the coffin, and there is no mobile phone next to it."
Hao Youqian:【0,0 so what?】
Ling Bingbing: "So... do you want to tell me whose money you spent to buy the stars!!"
Hao Youqian: [...I...what's mine is yours, yours...]
Then, Mr. Hao came back by plane...
Yes.
Like sitting on an airplane!
She hadn't slept well and was still so ugly. When she heard Bai Linlang was still beeping, Ling Bingbing walked over directly, picked up the phone and pointed it at her face and clicked it a few times.
"Yeah, yeah, you are the most beautiful, I will post it on Weibo for you now."