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193: In a daze, my head is so big

 Hao Bufan:??

Looking at the computer that restarted by himself again, Hao Bufan couldn't help but cursed: "Protruding (f*ck!)!"

"Huh? I'm so excited that I just want you to sleep." On the other end of the phone, Ling Yan heard the movement and asked softly.

He seemed to be at the airport or a station. The background sound was very noisy, but the man's voice was also more enchanting and special, as if someone was gently playing with feathers in his ears.

Hao Bufan picked up the teapot and drank more than half of the cup, and then replied: "I slept, I slept, I just finished the last step of the file, and the computer suddenly restarted. I don't know if the data was lost."

"My computer?" Ling Yan's smile faded a little.

"Yeah." He said that in fact, even if he couldn't find it, he would only lose a few minutes of operation, but if the teacher's computer was damaged, then...

"Maybe you are poisoned. Stop doing this and go to sleep first. I will help you remotely tomorrow."

"I can do it myself...it shouldn't be broken." Hao Bufan resisted.

Before Ling Yan could speak again, he quickly said: "Master, you always tell me to take care of my body, why don't you take care of yourself?"

"When I wake up tomorrow, it should be late at night over there, right?"

"It makes no sense that you can stay up late and I can't."

He muttered, and some syllables were swallowed up by the current. Although Ling Yan couldn't see him, the image of a little dumpling humming and coquettishly appeared in his mind.

He listened patiently as the young man on the other end of the phone told him about the disadvantages of staying up late.

From hair loss to skin deterioration, as we talked about later, we actually mentioned that it would affect childbirth.

As a lesson from heaven and earth, he simply cannot get pregnant.

"Fanfan." He chuckled and softly called his name.

The word "Qian Qian" made Hao Bufan's ears tingle with electricity.

"You...you...what did you just call me?"

Hao Bufan shouted clearly again: "Fanfan."

"Old...teacher..." Hao Bufan stuttered.

"Are you...are you angry? Yes...I seem to have been a bit verbose just now."

Poof——

Ling Yan laughed more frequently.

Suppressed laughter is like thin spring rain, gently hitting the window of people's hearts.

"Teacher!" The man, who was laughing so hard that he felt uncomfortable all over, raised his voice.

Ling Yan hummed and sighed: "I'm not angry, I just didn't expect us Fanfan to be so caring about others. Don't worry, I won't stay up late. As for the children... I will never have children in my life as a teacher."
Hao Bufan:!!

"How could it be...Teacher, you are a miracle doctor...you..."

Ling Yan sighed: "What happened to the miracle doctor... In this world, there are already terminal diseases..."

"Go to sleep. I don't like children either, so don't think too much."

Hao Bufan: "Well, actually DINK is pretty good, as long as my wife is also a DINK in the future."

Ling Yan was about to hang up the phone, but when he heard this, he couldn't help but add: "Why does it have to be the master's wife?"

Hao Bufan: "Ah?"

"Go to sleep, be good."

After saying that, the phone was disconnected.

It was late at night, and the Taoist temple was extremely quiet.

The temperature on the mountain was low, and the phone he held for half an hour quickly lost its warmth.

But the blood in Hao Bufan's body is still screaming.

Rushing, as if fighting.

Doesn’t it have to be a mistress?

Then...

Does the master like men?

But what kind of man can be worthy of him?

...

Hao Youqian frowned as he watched his eldest nephew moving back and forth on the bed like a caterpillar.

How on earth was he brought up when he was a child? How could he not sleep well no matter how he slept!

However, thinking that this guy would never sleep with him again, Mr. Hao restrained himself from hitting others, locked the door for him and left.

This child is really worrying. Don’t you know that good-looking boys these days are also very dangerous?

After leaving Hao Bufan's place, Hao Youqian went back and looked at his watch. He had been squatting at his eldest nephew's place for so long, but it had only been more than half an hour, and it was not yet 12 o'clock.

He forced himself to work overtime for another hour. Listening to the steady breathing in the next room, Mr. Hao went out again.

Although Xiao Chenchen only became friends with his wife because he liked her.

But Song Yu is also wrong!

If he hadn't provoked Xiao Chenchen, Xiao Chenchen wouldn't have suddenly come here.

Since Xiao Chenchen 'slept' with his wife, then he...

Just go ahead and make Song Yu unable to sleep!!

Otherwise, being a soul is very happy. It takes 20 minutes to walk from their hut to Song Yu's hut, but he flew down directly and it took less than 3 minutes.

Song Yu hasn’t slept yet!

To be precise, I want to sleep but I can’t!

A phone call later, and now his scalp is numb.

Even if his mother had a fight with his son, even his seventh aunt and eighth aunt called him.

The most ridiculous one said that he wanted to come to Los Angeles for medical treatment and asked him to make arrangements. He said that he didn't know how to book tickets and asked him to help book tickets.

No..

If you don’t know how to book tickets, then don’t come. You’ll die if you come here!

Song Yu almost couldn't hold back the curse.

The courier also gave it to him and asked him to come out and sign for any pay-on-delivery items.

Their driver also asked for leave...

He is really going crazy!

He never knew there were so many people in their family!

I don’t even know how they came here.

Until his daughter told him that there is a service called call forwarding...

If he didn't need his cell phone to set the alarm clock, he would have turned it off!!

After all kinds of troubles, it was already 1 o'clock when he lay on the bed.

In the evening, he ate a steamed bun and a bottle of water, and even vomited. Now he is so hungry that there are stars in his eyes.

Vaguely, he thought of the meat in the refrigerator.

There is a kitchen at home, and he can’t cook anything else, but steak and so on...

With this thought in mind, Song Yuyou climbed out of bed.

Hao Youqian was thinking about how to make him sleepless. When he saw him moving, he simply got into the refrigerator.

He planned that as soon as Song Yu opened the refrigerator door, he would control the meat inside and scare him half to death.

When people panic, they will definitely lose sleep.

Song Yuta...

Song Yu reached out and opened the refrigerator door and saw the meat inside... and also saw...

As if someone had cast a spell on him, he held the refrigerator door with one hand and froze in place.

When Hao Youqian saw him, he poked the half pig head hanging next to him.

Yes.

There was only half of it, and the other half was burned by the program team.

The pig's head began to shake under his movements, and Song Yu's eyes also shook.

[Are you scared? Why didn’t you scream?] Mr. Hao is a little strange.

Did he not work hard enough? He thought for a moment and simply reached out and pushed the pig's head out.

Plop - half of the pig's head fell to the ground and hit Song Yu's foot.

Song Yu was startled at first, then lowered his head, and then... raised his head again.

When Hao Youqian saw him looking at the refrigerator, he became so playful that he took off his own head~~

Yes.

This is also his latest unlocked skill, especially useful when he is forced to sit on the roof of a car, so he no longer has to worry about losing his head.

"What are you doing? Never seen this young master?"

"Your pig's head fell off." Hao Youqian couldn't help complaining, and he felt happy after saying it. His words were so unnecessary, how could Song Yu hear it?

He...

"Ahhhhhh!"

"Ghost, ghost, ghost!"

"It's not my head, it's yours! It's all yours!" Song Yu bent down to pick up the pig's head and hurriedly stuffed it into the refrigerator.


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