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208: What can I do? One-click hosting

 Bai Linlang wants to die.

But I’m reluctant to give it up.

So she decided to pretend to be faint~~

Having been in the entertainment industry for so many years, what he is best at is pretending to be faint and crying.

She forced herself to pick up the spoon and scooped out a large spoonful of dragon lice. When she was still a few centimeters away from her mouth, she suddenly let out a sound. Just as she was about to close her eyes, an electric current suddenly passed through her mind.

Her hand shook, and the bugs in the spoon fell on her clothes.

What a coincidence, one of them slipped in along her neck.

"Ahhhhhh!"

Bai Linlang's whole body exploded.

Several cameramen, under the director's instructions, had been paying attention to her, and naturally photographed a bug falling into her clothes.

Suddenly you looked at me and I looked at you, their expressions were very strange.

Bai Linlang collapsed.

If she just wanted to pretend to be faint, then now she is really so angry that she is about to faint.

She was molested by an insect!!

Ahhhh, it’s still such an ugly insect.

She...

Zila——Zila——

Her brain waves that had just tripped were continued by a current.

Yes, I didn’t faint again, I woke up after being electrocuted.

After touching Mommy's head, Bai Linlang stood there for a few seconds and then rushed into the bathroom.

She took off her clothes and stomped on the ground again and again before she finally calmed down.

Bai Linlang roared at Mr. Rabbit in her head: [Are you sick? What are you doing to me when you have nothing to do?]

Bai Linlang: [Are you a successful system or a leaky system? Just electrify me once and see me twice.]

She never thought that the Mr. Rabbit in her mind was even more violent than her.

[Idiot! If it weren’t for me, you would be dead tonight!]

Bai Linlang: "What?"

[The instructors in Taoist temples are the only ones on the whole mountain who know medical skills. Do you think if you fainted, would they carry you into the temple? Especially if your boyfriend still lives there.]
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Bai Linlang: "Yes... yes..."

Bai Linlang's anxious mouth hurt: "But...but I really can't eat those bugs."

Bai Linlang: "Didn't you say you can do anything? You should think of a way."

【Think of a way? What can I think of?】

Bai Linlang: "I don't care, I don't want to eat bugs, I would rather be ugly."

【???】

【@##¥%……\u0026amp;】

Mr. Rabbit was so angry with her that garbled words appeared in his mind.

Bai Linlang: "If you don't listen, don't listen."

【......】

For the first time, he regretted that when he was looking for a host, he should have found someone smart.

Although it is easy for the smart ones to question him later.

But find someone stupid...

He might die before he can survive the later stages.

No, this is his last chance. He no longer has the ability to restart this world that is riddled with holes.

[If you really don’t want to eat, then leave your body to me and I will eat for you.]

Bai Linlang: "Host? How to keep it? You won't not return it to me, right?"

[...Would you like to take a look in the mirror first...What do you want me to do when you look like this?]

Bai Linlang was not angry when she heard this, but suddenly felt relieved.

Bai Linlang: "How to entrust it? How long will you use it? No, even if I entrust my body to you, wouldn't it be me who eats the bugs?"

[But you can’t feel it, and... you can eat other things in my space]

Bai Linlang suddenly asked: "Your space? Where is it?"

[Close your eyes, relax, and read after me...]

Bai Linlang sounded an obscure language, a bit like Arabic, a bit like Egyptian.

In fact, she doesn’t understand it either! It just feels so complicated and convoluted, and the CD is so long. If I were to fight with someone, I’d be afraid that someone would kill me before I could finish reciting the spell.

【Shut up! Stop thinking nonsense and read quickly after me.】

Bai Linlang: (??v?v??) What are you urging? Urgent... It’s not you who made this formula too complicated. If it were simpler, I wouldn’t have finished reciting it earlier.

【......】

Mr. Rabbit doesn’t want to talk anymore.

After spending a long time, he finally tricked Bai Linlang into finishing the spell.

Immediately, Bai Linlang felt herself becoming lighter, and then the world was spinning, as if it had been shrunk. She suddenly found that those familiar things had become extremely large.

She looked down at herself and saw that she was not missing any arms or legs.

What's going on?

She...

[You are in my space, and I am in your head. It is difficult for me to explain to you what kind of technology this is. As long as you know that you are the heroine of destiny, I will not harm you.]

Bai Linlang nodded: "It's okay if you hurt me. I'm the heroine anyway. Even the heroine of a sadistic novel will have a good ending in the end. Anyone who offends me will die."

【......】

【You are right.】

"Linlang? Are you okay?" Mu Di remembered a knock on the door, it was Sun Honghong.

Hearing the noise, 'Bai Linlang', who was closing her eyes to rest, opened her eyes, pulled the corners of her lips, and responded with a smile: "I'm fine, thank you Sister Honghong for your concern."

"I'm changing clothes and I'm going out soon."

Sun Honghong did not doubt that she was there, and she also laughed and said: "It's okay, it's okay, you don't even know, your fiancé is worried."

"Well... Brother Bufan is so good." Mr. Rabbit replied.

The several times he almost succeeded were all because of Hao Bufan.

If Hao Youqian didn't have such a stupid nephew, he might not be able to win.

After tidying up his clothes, Mr. Rabbit went out.

He doesn't know Bai Linlang's special skill - he sheds tears for a second, and then reaches out to rub his eyes before he walks to the table.

Then he bowed to everyone: "Sorry, I did something for him just now and scared everyone. I can't apologize to you here."

She bowed without warning, and even made a 90-degree bow. Not only did Hao Bufan not expect it, but the audience members of the program crew were also stunned, and one cameraman almost dropped the camera.

"No...it's okay. It's normal for girls to be afraid of bugs."

"That's right..."

"Linlang, don't blame yourself."

After growing up several men, you and I comforted her with every word.

'Bai Linlang' smiled shyly at everyone, and then sat back in front of the table.

During her absence just now, neither of the two losers used their chopsticks, and just said they were waiting for her.

The abacus can be heard thousands of meters away.

Unfortunately, miscalculation.

'Bai Linlang' came back unexpectedly, and she didn't make a big fuss. Although her little face wrinkled up like a bitter melon, she ate all the bugs!

And it’s delicious and fast...

It’s the kind of speed that’s visible to the naked eye.

Before long, she had eaten almost a third of each plate.

"Bai...Miss Bai...I respect you as a man." Wang Changshuai was stunned and gave her a thumbs up.

'Bai Linlang' shook her head slightly, and from the corner of her eye, she secretly glanced at Hao Bufan not far away.

"I... As long as Brother Bufan doesn't feel uncomfortable, that's all. Brother Bufan, you won't dislike me for eating bugs, right?"

After being named, Hao Bufan suddenly woke up from a dream and said gently: "How could that be?"

It’s dirty but I don’t feel dirty...

I just feel like my girlfriend is possessed.


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