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217: My brain is confused, I am not a fool.

 In the corner.

Damu recorded all their conversations.

As a straight man.

A highly educated straight man.

He felt that he could not understand...

I don’t quite understand Miss Bai’s logic.

I can’t quite understand Zhang Pingping’s logic.

Why do women still have to look up to men in this age?

Laughing so hard~~

But he didn't interfere.

He is a temporary follow-up and not the mediator of "Defense of Love".

Therefore, when Sun Honghong couldn't stand her boyfriend's wise words and rushed over to put the blame on Zhang Pingping's head, he didn't show up.

Then...

He witnessed Zhang Pingping's head being opened.

It’s still smoking!!

Then...

Everyone froze in place.

Including Sun Honghong herself!

After a person is born, in the long river of life, the cause and effect are actually predetermined.

Of course, it doesn’t mean that things can’t be changed the day after tomorrow. It can only mean that through some actions, you can make your blessings greater, or make you unlucky or even more unlucky.

For example, you just fell into a small pit, or broke your head and bled.

Because after all the little good luck in his body was sucked away and he was lightly knocked by an iron pot, Zhang Pingping also went from being dizzy at the simplest to...

Confused!

Yes.

Literally, his head was muddled.

Sun Honghong just poured the food in the pot into the plate, but the pot was still roasting on the fire.

So, all of a sudden...

It’s extra exciting~~~

Zila...

The person is gone.

No.

I'm dizzy...

......

Mountain.

Song Yu repeatedly assured his mother that he was not possessed by evil spirits and had no special feelings for pigs. His mother finally hung up the phone after asking for access to his bank card.

Song Yu glanced at his watch.

It's already 12:30 pm.

It's very clean outside...

The lights are gone too...

Some footsteps can be vaguely heard.

There was no rhythm or pattern. It seemed like an auditory hallucination, but it also seemed like it was actually by his window.

He dared not open the window.

He was afraid that things would come out from under the bed, so he even put several suitcases on the bedside.

Then I turned on all the lights in the room.

He originally wanted to cut off the power to the refrigerator directly. Although he didn't know the logical connection between the refrigerator and Mr. Hao.

But when he was about to close the door, he suddenly thought of it.

If the power is cut off, wouldn't it mean that human corpses will become smelly?

Then...

He would rather face a complete soul than a rotting corpse.

At least...

Not smelly...

Wait and wait until two o'clock in the evening.

He waited with eyes wide open, but did not wait for anyone to appear again.

But he still couldn't sleep.

After scrolling through Weibo for a while, I saw my wife drinking delicious food and eating spicy food on the grassland. There were also a lot of people praising her and saying they wanted to divorce her as soon as possible. My sister is so beautiful.

Bah!

Xiao Chenchen wants a divorce?

Go ahead and dream.

It will take time and cost for him to cultivate such a wife, right?

Women are hard to deceive these days, especially those who have gone to school for many years. Even if he is already a PUA master, he has to keep changing and adjusting his routines.

After cutting ten vests in ten minutes and reporting everyone who wanted him to divorce, he took a shower again.

But after taking a bath, he did not calm down. Instead, his mind was in a mess and he had more thoughts. He even felt that someone was peeking at him while he was taking a bath.

Hao Bufan told him not to think about his uncle, but he still thought it was his uncle who was thinking about him. The more he thought about it, the more he couldn't sleep. He simply slipped out of the room without wearing shoes.

If you wear shoes, you will leave footprints on the grass, but if you only wear socks, there will be no traces, and you can burn the socks directly. As for burning socks, will people think you are crazy?

Laughing to death, in the eyes of others, he is no longer a normal person, right? Does he still care?

No!

He doesn't care at all!!

Song Yu's heartbeat was intertwined with the sound of crickets at night. The moment he stepped out of the house, he felt like someone was staring at him in the distance.

But I couldn't see anyone when I looked left or right.

He stood there and thought for a moment. Instead of rushing to find Hao Youqian, he walked around his cabin first.

He didn't even dare to use his mobile phone to light up for fear of alarming others.

So much so that when I turned around one day, I was faced with a completely white face.

He was so frightened that he turned to stone!

━━∑( ̄□ ̄*|||━━

Yes!

Once people are frightened to a certain level, they will stop moving.

The man didn't expect that he froze immediately.

After looking at him for more than ten seconds, I realized that this man was frightened.

But...

What is there to be afraid of as a living person?

The cameraman doesn’t understand, but if something happens to a guest, the program team will indeed be in trouble.

So he put away the flashlight and waited for a few seconds before speaking warmly.

"Mr. Song~~ Come to your senses, it's me!"

"Your following photo!! I'm a human, don't be afraid! If you don't believe me, look at my shadow on the ground."

The camera guy said in a coaxing tone.

Song Yu was stunned for a few seconds, and then came back to his senses.

"You...why are you here!"

"You also pointed the flashlight at your face. Did you do it on purpose? Do you know that scaring people can scare them to death?"

The camera guy looked confused.

The chubby face twitched.

"Brother...do you want to take a look at yourself before you say this?"

"I am the person on duty in the village tonight. Isn't it normal for me to patrol here?"

"It's you..."

"Mr. Song, are you sleepwalking by walking around in the fields without shoes?"

Song Yu tried his best to stay calm and avoid appearing too guilty. "I heard that there are wild beasts here at night. I want to go and have a look. Can't I also be on duty here?"

"Although there are not many girls in the mountains, there are still many children in the mountains. It would be bad if we scare people."

"You also want to be on duty? How do I remember that you are not on the duty list?" The cameraman narrowed his eyes and asked suspiciously.

"As for watching the beast..."

"Are you sure that when the beast comes, you won't be run faster by your little friend."

Song Yu:....

Camera guy: "Oh no, you can't run away. You're so brave. What kind of wolves, jackals and beasts are really here. You just lie down on the ground. But you can help the children block the waves, which is another way of doing good deeds."

."

Song Yu:......

Song Yu had a dark face: "How about you go to bed and I'll help you on duty?"

The camera guy raised his eyebrows: "Are you sure?"

He didn't think too much about it. After all, it was so late and he really wanted to sleep.

"Of course...I can't sleep anyway. Of course, it would be better if you would give me five points."

The camera guy looked him up and down.

"It's not impossible if you don't get scared and faint tonight."

Song Yu gritted his teeth and smiled, "I'm not a fool."

"Okay, then you go, I'm going to bed."

After the camera guy finished speaking, he directly handed the flashlight to him, turned around and left.

"Oh, by the way, there are two people on duty. Remember to tell Uncle Song, don't let him think you are a thief. After all, your temperament..."

The camera guy glanced at him and quickly disappeared into the night.

Song Yu:#$^&%!$#?


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