220: Don’t be afraid, brother, Xiaohong loves you.
Song Yu's head was dizzy, and his face was burning again. He realized that he might have really annoyed this mysterious female ghost.
"Are you really looking for death when you talk like this?" the female ghost said coldly, her body gradually becoming transparent, as if she was really going to disappear into the dark night.
"I really saw it in the refrigerator." Song Yu quickly explained, trying to prevent the female ghost from having more misunderstandings about him.
The female ghost frowned, and the anger in her eyes slowly faded, "You mean... there is Hao Yougan's soul in your refrigerator?"
Song Yu nodded, "Last night, when I opened the refrigerator to get food, I suddenly saw the soul of a man. Although it was very illusory, I can confirm that it was him.
"And when I stuffed the pig's head back, he threw it out at me again."
Female ghost???
Female ghost: "Pig head?"
Song Yu nodded frantically: "It's true, it's mostly half a pig's head. I went to the Taoist temple to ask for a charm and burned the pig's head tonight."
Female ghost:......
The female ghost's eyebrows jumped crazily: "The one you went to...couldn't be the only Taoist temple on the mountain?"
Song Yu nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, how do you know?"
Thinking of something, he quickly flattered her: "Madam, your power is boundless..."
Female ghost:...
The female ghost's eyes drifted upward unnaturally.
"Then what?"
Song Yu shook his head: "Then there will be no more."
"I was so frightened that I fainted last night. When I woke up, he was gone."
"How about... if it's convenient for you, could you help me go to his room and take some photos in a while?"
Female ghost: "Taking photos? You also said that you didn't have a crush on him and you wouldn't let him go even if he was in a vegetative state. You asked me to take private photos for you."
Song Yu:......
Song Yu: "No...why do I have to have a crush on him to ask for his photo?"
Can't he just get the evidence and then go to the good old lady to say that his son was abused by a scumbag!
Song Yu had 10,000 grass and mud horses running wildly in his heart, but he did not dare to explain to the ghost in front of him.
He finally discovered that this female ghost, like his mother, has a bad temper and is very explosive!
"You make sense."
"But in my memory, if you do this in a bad way, you are a pervert." The female ghost tilted her head and said.
Song Yu:......
Song Yu: "So can you help me?"
Female ghost: "Okay...but I can't walk..."
Song Yu: "Then I will carry you?"
The female ghost chuckled: "Are you sure? I'm a ghost~~"
Song Yu: "I'm not afraid!"
"Okay!"
The female ghost lay on top of him.
In fact, what Song Yu did was also a bit of a test.
After all, he was an atheist before this.
And when the woman said she was helping him look up information just now, she was too perfunctory.
As soon as you open your eyes and close them, you'll be there.
Who are you fooling!
But when he really bent down, he realized that he had been careless.
The moment her two hands wrapped around his neck, Song Yu felt a coldness on his back. Although the female ghost had almost no weight, the coldness coming from his bones was enough to make his spine shiver. p>
The night wind blew and the fallen leaves drifted away. The female ghost seemed to enjoy this experience. Her long hair floated on Song Yu's face, carrying an indescribable aroma and a strange temperature in the coldness.
Along the road, the two of them shuttled back and forth in the quiet night. Song Yu tried to walk as lightly as possible, but he was extremely nervous. He was always worried that the female ghost might be angry with him again at any time.
Not long after, Hao Youqian's yard arrived.
Song Yu carefully placed the female ghost on the ground and looked at her expectantly.
"This is it...look..."
The female ghost glanced at the hut next to her and muttered: "Hell~~ is a very suitable destination for me."
"Alang~~How about we go down together?"
The hair all over Song Yu’s body suddenly exploded.
Who wants to go down with you!
I haven’t lived enough yet!
Song Yu was cursing in his heart, but he had a licking expression on his face.
"This... I don't know which hell you are talking about, but if it is a place where you need to drink Mengpo soup, it is too early to go there. You will have to drink Mengpo soup when you go down. I have just met you, so I will give you
Forget it. How can I bear this?"
After hearing this, the female ghost's mouth curved into a playful smile, and she laughed softly: "I didn't expect you, a kid, to be quite good at talking."
Song Yu coughed and thought: "I also want to avoid being beaten by you again."
"Okay, let's not go to hell first." The female ghost said coquettishly and rolled her eyes at Song Yu.
Song Yu breathed a sigh of relief.
"Then you go out and wait for me. There are experts in this yard who have arranged for others. If you wake them up, they will arrest me."
"I can't bear to leave my brother Song Yu either~~~"
My beautiful sister said it’s no problem!
Song Yu can pick it up directly and I love you too!
The problem is!!
This sister doesn’t move her mouth at all!!
"Then be careful, I can't bear to leave you. I haven't heard your story yet." Song Yu said with concern, but he ran faster than anyone else.
Before the words could even be heard, the person was already gone.
The woman watched him leave, not in a hurry, and watched him leave calmly.
Then...
Song Yu walked to the door, and when he turned around, he saw an upside-down face on his back.
Bang.
A fist appeared out of thin air and hit him directly in the face.
"You..."
He fell directly to the ground.
In the air.
The upside-down face slowly turned upright, and the long hair disappeared automatically, revealing a beautiful androgynous face.
Ling Yan originally didn't want to deal with this dirty thing.
But he never expected that this fool would seek death and run to the forbidden area, mistaking him for a female ghost.
He has not been a ghost for many years.
Nowadays, it feels good to dang it occasionally.
I just didn't expect that this guy would actually miss his brother-in-law.
Although he didn't have a good impression of this brother-in-law except for his skin, he was still a member of their family...
....
Afraid of disturbing her little one, Ling Yan deliberately waited until dawn before changing her clothes and returning to the Taoist temple.
It’s only 5 o’clock this time.
He thought that the little thing should still be sleeping.
But who knew that when he walked to the door, the door opened from the inside.
"Teacher!" Hao Bufan's eyes lit up.
Even more dazzling than the early morning sun.
"Why are you back?"
Ling Yan deliberately stubbornly said: "What? Isn't this my home? I'm not allowed to come back?"
He seemed to be about to fight back, but the smile in the corner of his eyes had already betrayed him.
Hao Bufan was obviously distracted by Ling Yan's question. He touched his head blankly: "That's not what I meant, teacher, it's on you..." Hao Bufan hesitantly pointed to the blood stains on Ling Yan's body. p>
Ling Yan glanced at it indifferently and shook his head: "It's a trivial matter, nothing." After saying that, he tried to bypass Hao Bufan and walked into the Taoist temple.
But Hao Bufan held him back, "Teacher, do you need me to help you with your injuries?" His voice was full of worry.
"No need." Ling Yan waved his hand, but he knew that Hao Bufan's worry was not false, so he said gently: "It's just a small scratch, it will be fine after a while."
Hao Bufan did not let go so easily. He tugged on his sleeve tightly and pursed his thin lips into a straight line: "This is not a scratch, someone hurt you, right?"
Ling Yan was stunned for a moment, she didn't expect his observation to be so detailed: "No...it's really okay."
"Why are you getting up so early? The Taoist temple seems to have morning classes at eight o'clock."
Their Taoist sect emphasizes following one's heart.
Not so disciplined.
Hao Bufan didn't answer. He pulled his wound and looked at it again and again, and took out the photos taken with his mobile phone.
Then his expression became more and more serious: "Who did it! Tell me."
The Hao family are still here!
How can you bully the teacher!
"Ling Yan chuckled lightly, and the smile in his eyes became more and more real. "What? You know who did it, and you are ready to help me take revenge?
"But how are you going to take revenge when you're like this?" Ling Yan looked at him teasingly, "Why don't you bite someone?"
Hao Bufan was obviously irritated. He snorted coldly and said, "It's not impossible."
Ling Yan burst out laughing: "Where are you going? You don't mind being dirty, but I do.
Hao Bufan was obviously unhappy and retorted: "I can put some poison on my teeth now, and then bite him, and my whole arm will be broken."
"Ah? Then have you ever thought that if you put poison on your teeth, you will ruin your own mouth, and you will have to feed me then."
Hao Bufan:.......
Hao Bufan was furious: "Don't treat me like a fool."
"I will definitely find a way."
Ling Yan nodded: "Okay, okay, my Fanfan is the smartest, but there is really no need for revenge."
"I'm really fine as a teacher. It's just a little bit of trouble. If you get angry for a while, the wound may scab on its own."
Hao Bufan was still reluctant, but looking at Ling Yan's relaxed expression, he didn't pursue it further for the time being.
After thinking for a while, he patted his chest and said vigorously: "Teacher, I am really not as fragile as you think. If there is really something that is inconvenient for you to deal with, you must tell me."<
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Ling Yan shook his head with a smile and ruffled his hair: "Of course Fanfan is excellent. Your heart is very gratifying to be my teacher."
"And right now, my teacher does have one thing I want you to do."
Hao Bufan immediately became serious: "You said."
Ling Yan yawned and leaned on the bed.
"I'm a little sleepy. If you're okay, you might as well take a nap."
After saying that, he closed his eyes.
Hao Bufan was a little confused.
The master hasn’t said what he wants him to help with yet!
But seeing Ling Yan's eyes closed tightly and his eyebrows slowly relaxing, as if he had fallen asleep, his heart, which had just been agitated because of his injury, gradually calmed down.
Think about it.
He gently moved himself onto the bed.
I wanted to be close to the master, but I always felt that I was blasphemy to him.
After struggling for a long time, he quietly hooked a strand of the man's hair with his fingers.
......
The morning sun shines on the stone floor of Hao Youqian's house, casting mottled light and shadow through the gaps in the leaves.
The camera boy who lived opposite Hao's house was holding a cup of hot mung bean soup for breakfast. When he walked out of the house, he almost spilled the soup in his hand on the floor. Song Yu just fell in front of the door, snoring like thunder. , face covered with mud.
"This guy!" The camera guy shook his head, put his soup aside, and then tried to drag Song Yu aside.
This person also said that he was not interested in Mr. Hao and even slept in front of his door!
But this is too rude.
Even the widows at night parties will leave at dawn.
At this moment, Uncle Song walked over slowly, leaning on a cane with a contemptuous smile on his face: "Look at this young man, he is so unreliable and dishonest."
Song Yu seemed to feel the movement around him. He rubbed his eyes and struggled to sit up. When he saw Uncle Song's face, he was stunned, then hurriedly stood up and patted the dirt on his body awkwardly.
"Uncle Song, good morning." He tried to smooth things over with an awkward smile on his face.
Uncle Song glared at him, "Good guy, how did you, a young man, promise me last night? Good guy, out of eight check-in points, you only checked in two."
"No, are you disabled?"
"Your speed is slower than Erhuang in our village."
"Erhuang is my dog."
Song Yu:......
Song Yu wants to curse.
After being hit with a stick by Uncle Song, his memory that had been stuck just now became smoother.
He subconsciously began to touch his face and neck.
His face! If you don’t care about it all night, will it be disfigured?
But...
To his surprise, there were no wounds on his face.
Was last night a hallucination?
But that’s not right, he’s covered in blood.
Yes, something weird happened. There were no wounds on his face or neck. But he was covered in blood, dull blood.
"I...I..." Song Yu hesitated for a long time and squeezed out a few words through his teeth: "Uncle Song, I saw a ghost last night!!!"
The camera boy and Uncle Song were both stunned for a moment. The camera boy smiled mischievously, "Ghost? Mr. Song, are you trying to find reasons for some of your perverted behaviors?"
"I don't know that the Taoist temples nearby are so magical."
Song Yu:......
Spirit?
Zero big-headed ghost, if he was really spiritual, how could he possibly meet that strange woman!!
Song Yu smiled bitterly and said: "Really...I really didn't lie. Look at these things on my body. Is this something I could have dug out by myself?"
Uncle Song propped up his body and looked at Song Yu: "I have lived in this mountain for most of my life, how come I haven't seen the ghost you mentioned?"
"It's true!" Song Yu insisted: "It's true!!"
"If you don't believe it, I can take you there now."
"There should also be traces of my blood there."
The camera guy narrowed his eyes and seemed to be very interested in this story: "Female ghost? What does she look like?"
Song Yu quickly described the appearance of the "female ghost".
"You are very young, have long hair, and are very beautiful..." The cameraman held his chin... and gave Song Yu a deep look.
Song Yu was furious when he looked at him: "What do you want to say again!"
Camera guy: "I don't want to say anything..."
The camera boy touched a cucumber from the side and gnawed it: "Why are you so excited? Is it because you did something bad?"
Song Yu:&%!$#&%￥
Song Yu felt that sooner or later he would be pissed off by this guy.
"I won't talk nonsense to you. Do you still want to record the show today? If not, I will go back to bed first and we will review the duration at night."
"Or you can just record your evening adventure and I'll take you to the lake."
Camera guy: "Mr. Song, I won't record your adventures for you."
Camera guy: "The director team said that your shots will be subtitled in post-production."
Song Yu:???
Song Yu: "What?"
Camera guy: "You won't lose your memory so quickly, right? Yesterday because you were messing around there, Zhutou, our live broadcast room has been blocked. We can't unlock it today."
"You asked me to go on a night of adventure with you. Do you want to make our entire show pornographic?"
"I'm not telling you, we are all a family, why is it that Mrs. Song is so kind and you keep doing such immoral things?"
Song Yu:???
No.
What kind of immoral thing has he done!
He is a victim, okay!
He decided to go find Mrs. Hao now.
This group of people on the mountain cannot be counted on, and only the Hao family has the financial strength to hire the most expensive Taoist priest.
"I'm not telling you, believe it or not."
"I think that woman can't stand being lonely, and sooner or later she will find you." Song Yu said fiercely.
After saying that, he turned around and left.
In order to embolden myself, and also to give them momentum.
He took a big step in his first step, trying to take the step of not recognizing his relatives.
But who would have known that a stick would appear out of thin air after the first one was sold.
Wrong.
It's a branch.
He didn't even have time to turn around or retract his legs before he fell directly to the ground.
The angle at which he lay down was quite lucky. Although his face landed on the ground, the ground was covered with dirt and it did not cause any substantial harm to him.
"Old man! You're crazy! Say it again, I didn't intentionally skip patrols."
Yes.
The person who stopped him was none other than Old Man Song.
The old man took the branch and tapped it back and forth on him, as if he was pulling rotten vegetable leaves.
"I know."
"You didn't mean it. You did it on purpose."
Song Yu:???
The old man said nothing and took out a whistle from his arms.
The next second, five or six aunts rushed out from the corners and pushed him to the ground.
Song Yu:!!
Song Yu: "Are you crazy? Just because I didn't patrol for one night, you are going to kill me."
Hearing him yelling, the cameraman also came to his senses and said helpfully: "Yeah, you can't do that."
"It's not worth it for him..."
Song Yu:&%!$#&%￥
"Kill him? That's not a big deal." Uncle Song said lightly.
Several aunts also nodded: "Yes, he is not guilty of any murder. Even if he is, we are all reasonable and obey the law."
Although Song Yu's face had been pinned to the ground and distorted, he still roared from his heart very clearly: "I didn't!!"
"What did I do! Let me go, I want to see my lawyer."
The uncle tilted his head: "Don't worry, even if you don't tell us, we will let you see a lawyer."
"But before that, please go to the woodshed and stay for two days."
Song Yu:???
"Woodhouse? Have I traveled through time in a costume drama?"
He remembered that it seemed that only in costume dramas, young ladies and maids were always stuffed into the woodshed.
Uncle: "You think too much. If you are like you, you will only be a eunuch."
Song Yu:^&%!$#&%￥
Uncle: "The firewood shed is our grocery store here."
"I've got the phone for you. You can contact your lawyer so that he can study the terms now and how to redeem you."
Song Yu was stunned for a moment, then suddenly became happy: "So in the end, you just want to tie me up and blackmail me for money, right?"
As soon as he finished speaking, another branch was knocked down.
"If you can't speak, don't speak."
"Who blackmailed you? Did our village give you that little money? But you shouldn't bother the ancestors."
Song Yu was even more confused: "Ancestors? Where did the ancestors come from? I have never seen your ancestral hall."
The uncle said lightly: "I've never seen it before. How did you know that there is a lake on this mountain? There are two Shoushan stones beside the lake."
"It's such a big sign in the woods, can't you read it?"
"Do you know what a forbidden area is?"
Song Yu:!!
"So...there is really a ghost?"
"I met your ancestor in the forbidden area yesterday?"
Song Yu is excited again!
Uncle Song:......
Camera guy:......
This time, there was no need for Mr. Song to take action. The camera guy just stretched out his hand and flicked his brain.
"Mr. Song, are you talking nonsense again? Can we still cooperate? If you continue to engage in feudal superstition here, I will contact the director and ask our director team to hire a lawyer to sign a contract with you."<
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Song Yu:^&%!$#&%￥
.......
After learning that the blood on his body was not human blood, but chicken blood, Song Yu was completely confused.
What’s even more outrageous is that the chicken blood comes from chickens in the village.
The owner of the chicken is none other than the legendary Widow Wang.
A 60-year-old old lady! The old lady carried a dying chicken and beat him until the chicken feathers were all over his body.
Ever since, there was another compensation target on his compensation list.
Wrong.
It’s two!
One is Widow Wang herself, saying that her age has damaged her reputation.
One is Widow Wang’s chicken. It was rescued but was seriously injured, so it needs to take some good supplements.
The total amount of money is not much, but it is enough to humiliate people!
Also confused was Hao Bufan.
Hao Bufan had just fallen asleep next to the teacher when his phone vibrated.
It's his girlfriend and she sent the video.
He sat up quickly, took it to the bathroom, and then connected.
At this glance...he discovered that his girlfriend's face changed again...