"What are you doing!" The unfamiliar touch made Hao Bufan's hair instantly explode, and he got out of the water and stood up.
It's just that the handsome posture didn't last for a few seconds before it was ruined by the soap on the soles of his feet, and he slipped into the water again with a splash.
Hao Bufan:.......
When the fog dissipated, he finally saw the face of the young nurse clearly.
Apart from being speechless, I am just choked.
"No, uncle, how old are you? You already have so many wrinkles. Isn't it inappropriate to call yourself a young man?"
Yes, the face of the caregiver in front of me is full of wrinkles.
Look at that look, even if you don’t have 60, you still need 50 to base it.
He also wore a pair of thick black-rimmed glasses, and the color of his pupils was not black, but blue.
Or an international friend?
Hearing this, the nurse didn't feel guilty for being caught for a long time. He even blew his beard and his eyes seemed to be shining.
"My name is Huo, or you can call me Sanhuo."
"Boss, although you misunderstood the correct spelling of my name, there is one thing I must say: a man will remain a boy until he dies!"
Hao Bufan:.......
Hao Bufan: "So you are still a young uncle?"
Xiaohuo nodded: "Yes."
As he said this, Xiaohuo stretched out his hand and scratched his head, his big blue eyes showing clear sincerity: "I recently studied the current love market because I wanted to find a partner."
"I definitely can't be the boss, but I can be a warm-hearted man. Don't you like a considerate and gentle uncle?"
Hao Bufan: "......"
The corners of Hao Bufan's mouth were twitching and stiff.
"Thank you, I don't like it."
"Also, stop singing. If you really have nothing to do, go to bed. There is a guest room upstairs."
"That won't work." Mr. Caregiver refused without any hesitation.
"I got paid, so I have to do something for you."
Hao Bufan: "I need you to keep quiet now, can you do this?"
The nurse nodded and made a zipper gesture in front of his mouth very professionally.
Hao Bufan stared at him for a few seconds, and after confirming that his caregiver really didn't want to speak, he continued to take a bath.
Although the water is not cold yet, it does not have the same artistic conception as it did at the beginning.
Especially...when there is someone standing behind him, this feeling...
"Can you go out and wait for me? I'll call you when I'm ready," Hao Bufan said.
There is no sound behind you.
Hao Bufan turned his head, and the other party smiled at him and made sign language gestures.
Hao Bufan can't understand.
This is not included in his required courses!
Hao Bufan: "Speak."
The nurse tilted his head and winked at him with her big eyes, as if asking for his permission.
Hao Bufan:......
Hao Bufan: "I am the boss, and I will let you speak now."
The nurse nodded, raised his left and right hands, and unzipped the zipper on his mouth in a very ceremonial manner.
Hao Bufan:......
Mr. Caregiver: "Second boss, the job given to me by the big boss is to take care of you and protect you."
Mr. Nurse: "Even if I'm sleeping, I have to share a room with you."
Hao Bufan had a black line on his forehead.
To be honest, he has no other thoughts in his mind now except the word "return", but if he returns the goods directly, it seems like he is giving up to Ling Bingbing in disguise!
This is absolutely unacceptable to him!
He doesn't have to be with her, but...he can't be a coward!
"You can stand at the door and don't close the door."
"And...are you sure you can protect me like this?" Hao Bufan hesitated and glanced at the crutch in his hand.
"Is this your protective color?"
The nurse nodded.
Hao Bufan felt that his anger was getting worse.
When words could no longer relieve the sadness in his heart, he chose to use silence as his last protective color.
But the man opposite him obviously didn't wink, and with a bang, the umbrella opened.
The old-fashioned and retro black long-handled umbrella is actually pink inside, with a rainbow pony painted on it!
As the umbrella rotated, a rainbow appeared on Hao Bufan's forehead. (￣□￣；)
Hao Bufan: "You..."
Mr. Caregiver: "Don't you like it?"
Mr. Caregiver: "I thought children all liked rainbows. Isn't the dopamine color scheme popular recently?"
Hao Bufan:??
Hao Bufan: "But I'm not a kid either!"
The caregiver put away his umbrella, rubbed his head, and smiled kindly.
Mr. Nurse: "But in my eyes, you are just a child."
Hao Bufan: "I'm not!"
Hao Bufan: "Are you sure you are really a caregiver?"
The nurse helped him raise the temperature in the room by a few degrees.
"If you want me not to be, I don't have to be."
Hao Bufan:?
The nurse took a look at the watch: "It's already 10 o'clock now. You don't need to take a healthy bath for too long. It's time for you to get out of the bathtub."
Hao Bufan:!!!
Hao Bufan couldn't help but get angry: "You waste most of my time, okay?"
Hao Bufan: "I haven't finished washing yet! Come on, come on, come on, ah..."
Pat--
He was hit hard on the forehead, which hurt so much that his eyes were sore and his vision began to blur.
My head seems... to be in a trance.
The face of the nurse in front of me started to overlap with that of the teacher.
┭┮﹏┭┮Did he miss the teacher too much? So he started to hallucinate.
But how could the teacher’s face appear on this guy? It’s too insulting to the teacher.
"Children can't say too many swear words, or their luck will get worse."
Hao Bufan:!!
Hao Bufan was so angry that he stood up from the bathtub again: "I say it again, I am not a child!"
Snap!
He was hit hard on the forehead again.
"You...you dare to hit your employer?"
Mr. Caregiver had a smile on his face: "You misunderstood, how could I hit my employer? I'm just giving you a friendly reminder."
"Also, the towel around your waist is about to fall off..."
(,,#?Д?)!!!
Hao Bufan quickly lowered his head, and then realized that he had been tricked.
He’s still wearing underpants!!
"You...you..." A night of shame and anger finally turned into an uncontrollable volcano, erupting in an instant.
"I'll give you 20,000!! You're fired!"
"No matter what payment method is used, I can do it now, you can do it now..."
"Really? Do you really want me to leave?" The wrinkles on the nurse's old face suddenly became three-dimensional, and her ice-blue pupils were like sapphires, as if they were about to melt away at any time.
Such a blue color was too pure and too gentle. Hao Bufan felt like a dog with fried hair, as if he was stroked by his owner all of a sudden.
Wrong!
He is not a dog!
Even if you want to be a dog, you have to...
"We really can't get along." He stretched out his hand and pinched his thigh. He couldn't think about it anymore. If he continued like this, something big would happen.
"But aren't the relationships between people all about friction?"
Hao Bufan raised his hands helplessly: "That's true, but we only get along for a week."
The nurse held down his outstretched finger and said sadly: "I thought, Xiao Pingfan, you wouldn't want to leave me."