"Bingbing...it doesn't matter if you don't have biological parents. No matter whether Youqian will be fine or not, you are still my mother's daughter." Mrs. Hao felt very distressed and held Ling Bingbing's hand and said with concern.
Ling Bingbing was stunned for a few seconds before she realized that the old lady had misunderstood and thought that she was not a biological child of the Bai family, but was deceived by the Bai family to make up the numbers.
She helped the old lady into the room and sat down, and explained: "Mom, I am honored to be your daughter, but Mr. Bai Yueming and Ms. Wu are indeed my biological parents."
"The horoscope they gave me was based on my birthday according to the Gregorian calendar, but they got the year wrong, so they calculated it to be a dead person."
"After I got lost and lost my memory, my adoptive parents regarded the day they found me as my birthday. Later, when I was registered in school, I also had the name Ling Bingbing."
"A few years ago, I had a car accident and was found by the Bai family, but my household registration and identity were not moved back to the Bai family. The one they gave you should have been recorded in the hospital in the past, and the name was also Bai Bingbing, right?"
"But as long as I can remember, my name is not Bai Bingbing."
"Huh?" The old lady was shocked.
"They didn't even change your name back?"
Ling Bingbing nodded: "Well, to a certain extent, Bai Bingbing is indeed dead."
If it weren't for the melon skin system, she would probably have finished her rebirth and started making soy sauce by now.
The old lady frowned: "What nonsense are you talking about? You are not going to die even if they are dead."
On the side, Xuan Ming pinched his fingers and counted again, then shook his head: "Wonderful~~ It's really wonderful!"
Ling Bingbing looked at him: "What?"
Xuan Ming rubbed his fingers: "Uncle Master, the secret cannot be revealed unless you V me 50."
Ling Bingbing smiled coldly: "No, if you don't tell me, I will beat you 50 times!"
Xuan Ming:o(╯□╰)o.
Xuan Ming: "Okay, okay, I calculated the marriage between you and Mr. Hao again based on your current name and birthday, and it is more suitable than the previous one! Don't you think this is wonderful!"
Old lady: "Seriously?"
Xuan Ming: "An old Taoist never lies to others."
Ling Bingbing: "Unless V you are 50."
Xuan Ming: "Uncle Master, how could I cheat you?"
Ling Bingbing: "How many times have you tricked me?"
Seeing the familiar appearance of the two, the old lady got excited and asked tentatively: "...How about we start talking about it?"
Xuan Ming smiled slightly, shook his robe, and calmly took out the QR code.
Ling Bingbing:...cold molding.
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Bai Linlang suffered a heavy fall yesterday. Although she applied the Hao family's special medicine, she still had several obvious scars on her face.
I don't know if it was due to bad luck, but she also had more acne on her face, and it took several layers of powder to cover it up.
She remembered that Hao Youqian died in the afternoon in her previous life, so she deliberately stayed in bed until noon before getting up.
It wasn't until the master's wife arrived that she took the master's wife and the Bai family to the main building.
As soon as she entered the hall, she felt an obvious low pressure.
Bai Linlang's left eye twitched wildly!
Is the sick ghost already dead?
"Master...my sister's side..."
She secretly gave the teacher a look, and the woman wearing a monk's hat looked compassionate: "Donor, don't worry, I will never let go of any evil spirit that harms the world."
In a room on the second floor, Xuan Ming was chewing watermelon while poking at the person next to him: "Uncle, this woman said you are a monster."
Ling Bingbing looked at the screen and suddenly used the mouse to enlarge the face on it.
Xuan Ming was about to make a move: "Uncle Master, do you want to draw a circle and curse her? I'll get you some paper right now."
The old lady has always been interested in Xuanmen magic: "Can I curse just by drawing a circle?"
Xuan Ming: "No way."
Old lady: "Ah?"
Xuan Ming: "But you can make my uncle angry."
Old lady: "(⊙o⊙)...ah?"
Xuan Ming: "You don't know, my uncle was..."
Old lady: "What is it?"
Ling Bingbing raised her hand and slapped a hundred yuan on his face: "V, you're 100, shut up."
As she spoke, her fingers were typing rapidly on the keyboard. Codes appeared one after another. The compassionate teacher on the surveillance camera disappeared, replaced by a very enchanting prostitute.
Then, Ling Bingbing picked up her phone.
【Hello 110?...】
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Downstairs, just when Bai Linlang was sitting impatiently and wanted to take the initiative, the old lady came out.
"Good afternoon grandma, my sister..."
The old lady glanced at the master behind her lightly: "This is inconvenient for your sister. Is this the master you invited?"
The master put his hands together and said compassionately: "Amitabha, please meditate here."
"Oh, can you treat diseases?"
"Can a vegetative person be revived?"
Bai Linlang:!!
So the sick ghost is really dead?
Hahahaha, God really didn’t treat her badly!
Jingci: "A poor nun can't..."
Old lady: "One hundred million."
Jingci: "The poor nun is willing to try his best."
Old lady: "Forget it, you can't be tortured anymore."
Jing Ci: "Madam, to be honest, I am good at exploring Feng Shui, naming marriages, and exorcising evil spirits."
The old lady said calmly: "You are good at a lot. Have you learned enough?"
Jingci was unhappy when she heard this.
Wherever has she gone over the years without being praised?
But thinking of 100 million, she still held back.
But his attitude also became arrogant: "You will see if you try it. As far as I know, the old lady's youngest son, Mr. Hao, has been in a coma for three years, right?"
"You haven't died in three years. This is a blessing. Your house was originally a geomantic treasure land, with purple energy everywhere. A fish leaping over the dragon gate will surely become a dragon. But now, because evil spirits have been attracted into the house, so..."
Old lady: "So my son will turn into a loach?"
Jingci: Uh (⊙o⊙)..., how should she answer this?
I have never seen such a chat.
In the air, Hao Youqian almost exploded.
Hearing this, he rushed downstairs. He wanted to knock the nun unconscious, but when he was about to approach her, he changed his direction. Since there was destined to be a monster in their house, then...
"Ahhhhhh!" The hat was suddenly lifted, and Bai Linlang immediately transformed into a groundhog and screamed crazily.
Seeing her convulsing appearance, the old lady looked strange: "It seems... the evil spirit has already sacrificed itself, so you don't need to catch it?"
"Why don't we get rid of it directly?"
Bai Linlang:!!
Master:...Uh.
There was a drop of sweat on the teacher's forehead, but she was someone who had seen big scenes, so she quickly started dancing around the room.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Mari Mari! Bara, bala..."
Old lady: "......"
Uncle Zuo: "......"
Hao Youzi, who had just entered the door: "Mom, the old lady who touched the porcelain worked so hard this time, and even brought a dancing master."
Uncle Zuo suppressed his laughter: "Second Miss, this is the master invited by Miss Bai to do this. He said he can kill demons and eliminate demons."
Hao Youzi: "Oh, you can be a liar pretending to be a master! It's great! It's just too professional, I can't even shave off my hair."
Master: "..."
Bai Linlang: "..."
Seeing that the situation was about to get out of control, the Master spun around and stood still: "Infinite Heavenly Lord, it's time to show your true power. Where can the monster... run away!"