Bai Yueming looked at the security guard in shock, suspecting that he was hallucinating.
"Dead person?"
"Who are you talking about?"
The security guard gave him a strange look: "Don't you know? Our wife's biological father has died a long time ago, and grass has grown on his grave."
Smelling the sour smell on his body, the security guard said angrily: "Uncle, even if you want to be a liar, you should at least take a shower before coming back."
"You have deceived the richest man, why don't you protect yourself first?"
"If you don't know how, just watch the news. A few days ago, a super female liar, Ma Xiaocui, was arrested and deceived many wrongdoers in Los Angeles."
"Look at them, look at them again, they are not professional at all."
"Forget it, considering your age, I won't call the police. You can go away by yourself."
Bai Yueming:@##￥%…
Bai Yueming felt a little upset.
He stared at the security guard with dark eyes, suddenly approached the security guard, pointed at his head: "Do you think my head is big?"
The security guard was puzzled, but he still looked at it: "It's quite big..."
Bai Yueming said faintly: "Yes, I am one of the taken advantage of you."
Security:!!
The security guard was shocked.
After being silent for a few seconds, he said: "Then... how about you cut off the head a little smaller? Maybe it's not too big so it won't be easy to be deceived?"
Bai Yueming:......
At this moment, Hao Youzi came back from shopping.
Seeing Bai Yueming, she was stunned for a few seconds before saying: "Mr. Bai, I haven't seen you for a few days. Have you changed your profession to collecting rags?!"
"It's a bit early, isn't it? Isn't the Bai family completely bankrupt yet?"
If he hadn't cherished his life, Bai Yueming would have wanted to splatter the Hao family with blood.
He scratched his neck and shook the sack angrily: "I'm here to apologize! Apologize!"
"Here are the banners and bonuses given to Ling Bingbing by the police station!!"
Hao Youzi covered her nose and frowned: "Damn it, you haven't brushed your teeth in how many days. Why are you yelling? Are you here to apologize? You look like you are here to seek revenge."
Seeking revenge?
He really wants to!!
Bai Yueming was so angry that bubbles appeared at the corner of his mouth again.
However, Hao Youzi let him in anyway. In order not to disgust her own mother, she directly called the cart carrying vegetables and took Bai Yueming to take a bath.
By the time Bai Yueming finished washing and changed his clothes, it was already dark.
He was led to the door of the Hao family's main building. Just as he was about to step in, he was stopped again.
"Wait a minute~~"
A Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe floated over.
Bai Yueming frowned: "Who are you?"
"My dear Xuan Ming, the donor has just come out of prison, so it's better not to bring him into the main building unluckily."
"The brazier and purified water are ready, you just need to walk by."
Bai Yueming looked at him and then at the things on the ground.
The legal articles I memorized in the detention center these past few days came to mind involuntarily.
"Okay! You report me for being superstitious, and I still have this thing at home! I will call 110 to report you now!"
The flesh on his face was trembling with excitement.
He does not require everyone in the Hao family to take the exam!
Just go with these two immoral things, Ling Bingbing and Hao Youzi!
He took out his mobile phone with trembling hands, because he was so happy that he dialed the wrong three numbers.
When he looked up, he found that the Hao family were looking at him like a fool.
Bai Yueming:??
Bai Yueming shouted: "I really reported you!"
Xuanming lazily dozed off: "Report it. Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you that I am the president of the Luocheng Taoist Association. If you report it, it will be transferred to me for verification in the end."
"Otherwise, just give me 2999 and I will remove the brazier."
Bai Yueming wondered: "Why 2999?"
Xuanming spread his hands: "Because more than 3,000 cases were filed."
Bai Yueming: "You still said you were not a liar!"
Xuan Ming: "Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, okay, okay."
Bai Yueming:
Xuan Ming: "Should I pay you or not? I'll leave if you don't."
Bai Yueming: "I'll give you a head!"
He was so impatient that he directly lifted up his trousers and got on.
The brazier is not big, and the fire inside is not very strong.
But Bai Yueming was so anxious that he accidentally burned his pants.
As soon as he stepped over, he felt his calves were burning. When he lowered his head, a bright flame was rushing upward crazily.
Bai Yueming:!!!
Ling Bingbing smelled the smell of meat from afar, which made her speed up her pace.
"I'm so hungry~~Uncle Zuo, are you having barbecue tonight? What kind of wild species is it? It tastes a bit sour?"
Bai Yueming:
——
"Have you finished? Let's go." On the sofa, Ling Bingbing felt her head drop as she listened to Bai Yueming's apology letter.
Behind her, Hao Youqian listened very boredly and kept pulling at the dull hair on Ling Bingbing's head.
He made two major discoveries today.
One is that the time for his soul to be out of body has become longer.
Two...It seems that his legs can move too.
There are various signs that he seems to be able to wake up.
But here comes the problem, all his real-name accounts have been locked by Ling Bingbing!
It was okay in the morning. His mother liked to listen to operas, so he could follow along.
In the afternoon, when his mother went out, he could only stay in his room. Apart from the contract, there was only a computer safe in his room. Bored, he sat on the windowsill and counted wild geese all day long.
"Ling Bingbing!! Pay attention to your attitude, no matter what you say, I will..."
"What?" Ling Bingbing asked.
"No...it's nothing, I have to leave first!"
Bai Yueming said, took his bag and ran away.
Oh my God!
What did he see!
He saw the ghost of Mr. Hao!
I seemed to have smiled at him just now!!
Watching his movements, Hao Yougan followed him thoughtfully.
One used to run, the other used to float, and in a few steps he was standing in front of Bai Yueming.
"Ahhhhhhh!"
"Ghost ah ah ah!"
"Master Hao has turned into a ghost!"
He rushed forward with his head covered, and then he found that everyone was looking at him with strange eyes.
Is it an illusion?
He rubbed his eyes and found that there was nothing in front of him.
At this moment, Hao Youzi came out: "Hey, Mr. Bai!"
Bai Yueming subconsciously turned around and saw Hao Youqian raising his hand and wiping his neck one meter away.
"Ahhhhhhh!"
"Ghost! Ghost!"
Bai Yueming rolled directly to Hao Youzi's leg and hugged her leg tightly: "Second Miss! There is a ghost! Your brother has become a ghost=!"
"Bastard! Your brother just turned into a ghost!"
Bai Yueming held her in his arms without letting go, and said with fear on his face: "You...you can see it? My brother...has been dead for many years, how did you know that?"
Hao Youzi: "..."
Hao Youzi impatiently raised her leg and kicked him: "You're crazy!"
At this moment, Uncle Right hurriedly came down from the study and walked to the old lady.
"Old madam, madam, I don't know who is the one who started the rhythm on the Internet saying that the head of the family is dead. Now Hao's stock investors are very panicked. If we don't handle it well, there may be a big drop when the market opens tomorrow."
"What?"
The old lady slammed the table, and her blood pressure rose instantly.