090: Bandits come to trade silk, and they come to seek help.
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Ling Bingbing:.......
Hao Youqian:......
Silence.
Silence is tonight's Cambridge【No】.
Ling Bingbing asked the system in her mind [Guapi, wake up, come to life, if you keep pretending to be dead, I will be killed by the mysterious force.]
【Hanging】?”±???è|??￥??￥??-|?1
[Hanging] How much do you want?'??
Ling Bingbing【Don’t you really need anti-virus?】
This has been broken for several days!!
[Hanghang] You are the biggest poison???
Ling Bingbing【???I’m not happy if you say that】
Ling Bingbing tried to chant sutras in her mind, but Guapi would usually make her feel uneasy at this time.
But this time, Ling Bingbing read a book, and Guapi didn’t respond.
So...
Is she a virus?
A ridiculous but seemingly logical idea came to mind.
Maybe it was because she had died once, and she felt that there was nothing she could not accept.
After a long silence, she took out the compass, tortoise shell, and the Five Emperors' Money from her pocket.
After a person becomes a soul, the pattern will be forced to open up - for example, you can see the color of some gases~~
For example, his little wife is colorless.
Sometimes it looks transparent.
And everyone else is in color.
The Five Emperors' money is a combination of gold and purple.
As a surgeon.
Ling Bingbing usually doesn't use metaphysics to solve problems.
But this will...
She discovered that metaphysics could not give her the answer!
Ling Bingbing fell into silence looking at the hexagram.
There is no evil...
She has not had any disasters recently...
The peach blossoms are still blooming...
If it's not a ghost, then the one who massaged her was...
"Mr. Hao?" she asked tentatively.
Hao Youqian froze in the air and did not dare to move.
"Hao Youqian?" Ling Bingbing asked again.
Mr. Hao subconsciously felt his legs soften.
But...
Still dare not move.
Ling Bingbing looked around strangely.
After hesitating for a moment, he tentatively added: "Husband... I actually have a child!"
Bang——
She clearly saw her mouse fly out.
That’s what she brought with her!
The latest LG exclusive!!
Shaking her lips, Ling Bingbing gritted her teeth and said: "Now...the child has been dismembered by a natural disaster..."
Hao Youqian:!!
Mr. Hao looked at the mouse on the ground in horror, then at his young wife with murderous intent on her face, and silently moved aside.
He tried to pick up the mouse.
But he didn’t know what was going on. It was as if the power was out, and his hands were out of control. He picked up things and then dropped them again.
Click——
Bang——
Kakaka——
Bang bang bang——
Wow!
Seeing that her e-sports mouse was finally broken into pieces, which even 520 could not handle, Ling Bingbing helplessly raised her forehead: "Now it is completely dead... Hua Tuo can't save it even if he is alive."
Hao Youqian: "......"
Silence...
Silence...
Be silent!
Mr. Hao slowly walked to the table.
He lowered his head and glanced at the computer that was open.
Slowly, I typed on the keyboard.
【Pay you】
【Use my card】
Lingbingbing is happy.
So, he is really her beautiful husband!!!
She was screaming crazily inside, but Sister Bing didn’t panic at all on her face.
She twitched the corners of her lips and gave a cold smile: "Isn't it the right thing to use your card after you broke it?"
"Do you have to pay for me if you break something?"
Mr. Hao's legs became weak again...
After hesitating for a long while, he continued typing with difficulty.
【All my money is with you...】
Ling Bingbing: "What then?"
【I...】
Ling Bingbing thought for a moment, then simply slid aside and handed the keyboard to someone.
"Tell me, how long have you been following me?"
Ahhh!
When I think of what she did to him before.
And secretly doing that to her.
Ling Bingbing even thinks that she is a pervert.
I wish I could carve out a fairy castle on the spot!
Mr. Hao didn't know what his little wife was thinking. Seeing her cold face, he became more and more nervous.
【Really...not long】
"How long is not long?"
"From the day I first arrived at Hao's house or when?"
This...
How did he answer?
If he said that he could leave his body after three years, would his little wife directly save him?
After hesitating for a long time, the man asked cautiously.
【Aren’t you afraid?】
Ling Bingbing: "What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that you will jump up and hit me? You can't even hit a mouse."
Hao Youqian:......
No...
How can he compare with a mouse?
"You are worse than a mouse. At least the mouse can still be used." Ling Bingbing said as if she had guessed his new life.
Mr. Hao:o(╥﹏╥)o
What to do.
My wife seems very angry!
Waiting online! Very anxious!
Ling Bingbing raised her eyebrows suspiciously after not waiting for anyone to type again for a long time.
Is the beautiful husband such a bad-tempered person? He just ran away after just one word?
However, at this moment, she suddenly felt her shoulders sink.
Someone squeezed it gently.
Hmm?
Ling Bingbing didn't move and felt it carefully again.
Although the strength is still very weak, it does exist.
And you can tell that he is really working hard.
She was also upset at first, but now...
(#^.^#)
"Okay, don't press it, let's talk."
Hao Youqian is heartbroken.
What to talk about!
Divorce!
He doesn't want it.
"No divorce."
Hao Youqian:!!!
No.
Can his little wife read minds? How come she knows what he is thinking every time!!
Ling Bingbing looked at the irregular fluctuations on the keyboard and said with a smile: "I can't read minds, but my second degree is in psychology, so..."
Hao Youqian:......
【I...】
Ling Bingbing saw that he was struggling again, so she took the initiative and said: "Let me tell you my situation first. I really want to marry you, and I have met you a few years ago."
Mr. Hao moved closer to Ling Bingbing and gently hooked her with his little finger.
"Although you can't move now, I am very happy and honored to be your wife, because your mother and sister are very nice and lovely."
"Minmin is also very good."
Mr. Hao's other four fingers also began to move, trying to hold her hand.
"But——"
"The words I said I loved you were all lies."
Mr. Hao:!!!
"After all, we have never really gotten along. I like your face, but I want to know your soul even more."
"So, if you can, please wake up quickly."
Hao Youqian let go of him and started typing again.
【Then...what if I can't wake up】
【I mean if...】
Ling Bingbing thought seriously for a while, smiled but said firmly: "Then I will engrave your name on my tombstone."
"In this way, maybe you won't be alone down there?"
"Actually, for me, our wedding is not a formal wedding. If you really want to be with me, please marry me according to Taoist procedures~~"
【Taoism?】
"Chi Chi, a gangster, embraces cloth and trade silk. The bandit comes to trade silk, and he comes to seek my advice. Send his son Sheqi to Dunqiu. The bandit makes me wrong, and he has no good matchmaker. The full text of the Taoist wedding oath is a piece of marriage certificate, and it is sent to heaven. .Sounds to the heavens above and to the earth below. It is reported to all the saints, and it is a metaphor for the three realms, witnessed by the ancestors of the heavens. The heaven and the earth are a mirror, and the sun and the moon are of the same heart. If you betray a beautiful woman, you are bullying heaven. If you betray a beautiful woman, it is against the will of heaven. You are bullying heaven. Sin will disappear when the body dies and the Tao disappears."
"Mr. Hao, do you want to try?"
If you don’t go to the grave, you will go to hell~~~