Chapter 117: If you want to go, we will all go together, tomorrow will explode
The more Wu Li thought about it, the more heartbroken he became. He also wanted to buy a pickup truck to play with, but it seemed that this idea would have to wait for a while.
"Wu Li, stop daydreaming. I just called from home. Tomorrow we will harvest the grains, and you want me to go home and look after the house. You go to the village to help us find a car, and ask the driver to take us there later."
Come to my house alone." Wang Hui received an ultimatum from my mother, asking her to rush back before dinner. What does it sound like for a girl to sit in the man's house without even having any status?
Her aunt's mouth was like a loudspeaker, blaring everywhere. This person had already entered Wu Li's house, waiting to receive the matchmaker's red envelope of 1,000 yuan from Wu Li.
There is nothing to say about this thing that has not even been seen yet. If this thing turns out to be scandalous in the end, how will Erya behave in the future?
"Well, I want to have further in-depth exchanges with Erya tonight. Why don't you leave earlier or later? But you have to leave this afternoon." Wu Li was still thinking about how to make some substantial progress in the evening.
, I didn’t expect to be hit in the head.
In the past two days, the temper has been completely aroused by the two beauties. Now that one and two of them are gone, do you want to exchange feelings with the fifth girl?
"Why are you so loud? I'm going to kill you." Erya pinched Wu Li's hand and warned this guy not to yell blindly with that loud voice: "It's not like I won't come back. When Xiaobei and the others go back in a few days, I will
I'll come over here and be your housekeeper. You guy, no one is taking care of you, you're really too lazy. In the days when I go back, you must ask the telecommunications people to come over and install the network cables quickly, and the computer must be configured.
If you can’t play games when you come here, your boy will be more attractive.”
"You really want to come here, aren't you afraid that my bestiality will show up and I will do some beastly things to you?" Wu Li chuckled a few times, his appearance showing off his slutty look.
"Fuck you, if I dare to come here, I'm not afraid of you as a beast. I'm just afraid that you are worse than a beast. If it turns out that you are a deadly sharpshooter like Sister Hu Mei said, I will stop you." This is going to be another
A tigress whose fierce life needs no explanation
"Well, by the way, Erya, you are also a serious college student, a white-collar worker in the city, and a pretty girl. Why do you speak so ferociously? Is there anything else that a white-bones urbanite like you dare not say?" Wu Li turned to this old classmate.
I rolled my eyes a few times, and I didn’t know if I would have to pay more if the beast died, or whether she would get more, as if I didn’t give her to the beast, I would be sorry to the people and the party.
"Humph, anyway, please remember, you are not allowed to go out and have sex during the past few days when I am not here, especially you are not allowed to contact that vixen to install the computer, and you are not allowed to make threats, that's all.
Now, pick vegetables and fish for me to protest how many things you give to that little girl Zhou Xin. You can still come up with two portions and it will be the one that looks good on you." Wang Hui raised her delicate little fist and clicked her little tiger teeth.
, that little look is indescribably cute.
Well, Zhou Li took a look at the little golden-haired monkey hanging on the grape trellis and ruining the grapes. This was what Wang Hui said about not letting himself be bullied.
In addition to not being very fond of himself and the dogs at home, this little furry monkey is very tolerant of the care he gives to a few beauties.
After eating watermelon and grapes, we also had sweet and sour pork ribs after eating grapes. Before we finished eating here, Meimei over there stuffed a big crab into the lucky guy to please him.
Anyway, from the time he came back in the morning to now, this guy has been enjoying a lot of fame, even the porcelain doll-like daughter has been robbed of the limelight by this lucky guy.
Humph, there are many female guards now. Let you, this little devil, be proud of you first. After seeing them off in the afternoon, we will see how we deal with you, this little hairy monkey.
Since there were a lot of vegetables picked and fish, shrimps and crabs prepared, and the girls had a lot of salutes, the small car could not fit in one car, so I discussed it with Erya and the others and ordered one.
The van, including all the belongings and people, was loaded into the van and left.
No matter how reluctant they were to give up, Wu Li's family kept getting delicious food. Four beautiful girls waved their little hands, took away half a car of delicious food, and disappeared at the end of the village road.
It's finally quiet now
Hehe, without the protection of the beauties, it’s time to let this little hairy monkey know how many eyes Lord Ma has, and let him understand that not just anyone can mess with him.
Wu Li whistled to greet the little black flower and a few puppies on his shoulders.
Uh, it’s not like Dahuang has been fooling around there, and he can’t even whistle to summon him back.
When Di Wuli took out the slingshot from the room, the little golden-haired monkey had already jumped up to the tall jujube tree and was angrily throwing jujubes down to hit the incomprehensible guys below.
Well, there are indeed a lot of people who don't understand the style. In addition to twelve big dogs, eight big white geese, and the air force even launched a military attack on this little woolly monkey.
The four meat pigeons were also unwilling to be left alone, flying over the hairy monkey's head from time to time, sometimes pooping and sometimes peeing. Fortunately, this little golden-haired monkey was very skillful and was able to avoid danger one by one. No matter how you wind, east, west, north or south, I will do it myself.
Drowning in feces does not touch the body.
Hehe, the unlucky ones are of course the Allied forces under the tree. Due to their large number, it is inevitable that they will be accidentally bombed.
In this situation, the pigeons dare to stay away from the little monkeys for convenience, and there is no real harm to the golden retriever puppies, which means they are just causing some harassment.
Anyway, the dogs and geese on the ground can't climb trees, so there's nothing you can do about it. It doesn't dare to come down and can't eat delicious grapes, let alone expect Wu Li to give it watermelon, crabs, and magic. Now, those are all
It is equivalent to floating clouds, it is something that can only be touched in dreams.
Wu Li closed his left eye and aimed with one eye. The little monkey turned to his little red butt because he was dodging the high-altitude bombing. The thumb and index finger holding the bullet in his right hand loosened.
There was a bang, uh, it hit the branch under the butt of the golden-haired monkey.
Wu Li touched his green-skinned bald head and immediately found a strong reason for himself: It's not that my skills are too bad, but that the wind speed today is very slow.
Because I overestimated the wind speed, I missed the target.
Those who play Big Bird among anti-terrorism guys all say that the impact of wind speed on bullets is huge. In fact, they know that wind speed has a great impact on stones. They have never touched a gun, so why are they talking about the impact of wind speed on bullets?
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Since the first bullet did not hit the little golden-haired monkey, the stone hit the little monkey with too much noise, which made the little monkey feel a trace of danger. He quickly jumped up and down from the jujube tree into the orange tree.
, hiding his little figure tightly among the thick branches and leaves.
Let Wu Litu have a monkey bow, but it is difficult to find the trace of the stubborn monkey.
That's all, I don't have time to play monkey tricks with you, I still have more important things to do.
Well, Wu Li wrapped up seven bundles of red tickets and put them under the basket. Then he put all the red pine mushrooms that Zhou Meimei and Erya Meimei kindly left for him today, and also picked up a Da Laobin produced by Space, and prepared
Went to my brother-in-law's house to have dinner.
Well, the annoying golden-mouthed little follower was actually walking around and chirping at its feet. Seeing how excited it was to look around and explore the unknown world, Wu Li couldn't bear to let Xiao Hei treat this little one.
The yellow chicken has been implemented.
Just follow it.
For little beings, it is a deep-rooted nature to explore the unknown world.
You're really right. When these little black dogs saw that even a little brat could go out with their master to see the world, they jumped out of the yard in a swarm, wandering around in front of and behind Wu Li without any organization or discipline.
Sex can be said
The two little wolfdogs are still honest and stay in the yard to guard the house. They don't even bother to go out and explore the world of Mozhi.
To them, those things are really just floating clouds. It would be more economical and more beneficial for them to honestly look after their master's home and reward him with two more meaty bones when he is happy.
Wu Li brought six little lackeys and a little pheasant, and the air force above him also came out to protect the frame and escort him.
This group of beasts swarmed around, causing Wu Li's reputation in the village to skyrocket.
The onlookers are not scary, but what is scary is that everyone is very interested in the close friendship between humans and animals, and they are eager to do it again and again with other people.
When Wu Li broke out of the siege and arrived at his brother-in-law's house, he happened to catch up with his sister-in-law serving food outside.
ps: Ten chapters will be released tomorrow on the 1st. It will make my hands cramp and I have to type it out. It’s not easy for a farmer to ask for a reward.