Chapter 142: There are more elephant buddies than elephant women
"As long as the beautiful woman doesn't feel like she's losing her status by hugging me, I don't care." Wu Li took a look at his clothes. They were quite vulgar.
"What nonsense are you talking about? You are just a prop. Don't feel good about yourself." Yu Dan pulled Wu Li and motioned Wu Li to go to the women's clothing area.
If there is anyone who is classified as the most unpopular person by the sales girl, then Yu Dan will definitely be classified into this category.
If you just try it but don't buy it, who cares about it? Moreover, the man next to you is obviously a country bumpkin or a stupid poor boy with no money. He only has muscles and sexual blessings, but he cannot be used for money.
Wu Li didn't care at all about the supercilious looks from these salesmen, and Yu Dan, who was very nervous, didn't care at all.
Wu Li may not care with his eyes, but his patience is not so good.
Under Wu Li's instigation, Yu Dan finally made up his mind and picked out a few pieces of clothing.
Wu Li was about to pay, but Yu Dan grabbed him and said, "What are you doing?"
"Just pay."
"Tch, I still need your money. Just stay here and I will pay for it myself." Yu Dan curled his lips disdainfully.
"No, you promised to kill me, how can you not keep your words? Today, I am worried about getting this fifteen thousand silver. I feel at ease when the beautiful woman lets me spend it." Wu Li was worried about this unexpected fortune.
, I don’t like it at all. I took money out of the bureau and held it with a hot hand.
"De Xing, I said it was for you, so just take it. Who would care about your little money?" Yu Dan asked Wu Li to look at a few bags, and then he took the order to pay.
"It's already o'clock, let's find a place to eat, right?" Wu Li pulled Yu Dan, who was lingering in front of the jade jewelry counter, and signaled that it was time for dinner. This was already a little too much, and Wu Li, who was used to having meals on time,
My belly was already growling in protest.
"Yeah, I'm really a little hungry. Let's go to the second floor to eat rice noodles and rest, and then we can go shopping in the afternoon." Yu Dan heard Wu Li's belly protesting loudly, and felt that he was a little hungry too.
"Your knife is too dull. Just eat some rice noodles." Wu Li sweated. This woman is too careless about food.
"What's wrong with me just loving rice noodles? It's none of your business." Yu Dan took Wu Li to the elevator and took him to the snack bar. He ordered two portions of Guilin rice noodles arrogantly and asked Wu Li to pay for them.
Wu Li was a little dizzy. Whoever married this woman would be lucky enough to have instant noodles and rice noodles to eat every day. It would save trouble and money. What a good person to serve.
While waiting for the rice noodles, Yu Dan went to Tangtang Chuan and got a plate of kelp and radish skewers. He said that he was getting angry these days and eating a few skewers would reduce the heat.
Wu Li saw that there was a shaved ice bar here, so he walked over and got a milk tea, shredded coconut ice and lychee ice.
Women all love to drink milk tea, but Wu Li loves lychees more.
The two people behave very much like a couple, but their images really don't match.
Putting a flower on cow dung is a way of promoting Wu Li. Even if Wu Li is cow dung, it can only be said to be dried, and there is no beautiful cow dung.
It's suitable for lighting fires, but not for growing flowers.
"Alas, how could it be like this?" Wu Li realized that he couldn't treat Yu Dan as a woman. Have you ever seen a beautiful woman who is neither a relative nor a friend, pull a man's half-drunk cup, put a straw in it and suck it?
Well?
"Alas, you must be stingy." Yu Dan took a big sip, and all the ice water was gone, so he picked up the spoon and dug into the smoothie and lychees in the cup.
"Whatever you want, just squeak if you want to eat and I'll bring you another drink. That's all."
"I'm saving money for you, why are you so excited?" Yu Dan definitely chose the wrong gender when he was born, otherwise it would be impossible to explain this behavior which is so similar to that of his buddies.
"I lost to you. I can do whatever I want. It doesn't matter to you, and it doesn't matter to me either." When Wu Li saw the waiter bringing rice noodles over, he stopped talking.
A bowl of steaming rice noodles, topped with a large piece of braised pork chop, tastes pretty good.
It's just a bit expensive, two portions of pork chop noodles cost 50 yuan. If you make this yourself, it costs 50 yuan, and two people can eat it for several days.
"I'm full and drunk, but I'm too lazy to move. I wouldn't have eaten if I knew it. Now I don't even have the time to go to the mall, so I just want to take a good nap." Yu Dan patted his belly and complained.
"Then I'll send you back. I'll just go shopping next time I get the chance. I don't want to continue shopping with this woman. She has no reputation and no status. She's accompanied by someone with an unfair reputation. It makes me uncomfortable just thinking about it.
"It's so boring to go home and blow the air conditioner. It's hard to find time. I have to feel comfortable before going home." Yu Dan motioned to Wu Li to pick up the bag and follow him.
"Where are we going?" Wu Li drove the car, and Yu Dan pointed blindly from left to right. Wu Li felt that his head was spinning several times.
"We'll know when we get there." Yu Dan felt so sleepy that it was difficult to speak.
About twenty minutes later, Wu Li's car stopped.
"You go shopping by yourself first. I'll go to a sister's place to take care of her for a while. Remember to report here around four o'clock and continue shopping with her." After Yu Dan said that, he opened the car door and walked to a shop on the roadside.
Wu Li was speechless. He looked left and right, parked the car aside, and got out of the car.
Because he discovered that this place turned out to be a street specializing in flowers, birds, insects, fish, and antiques and jade.
Just in time, let's see if there are koi seedlings for sale.
Wu Li got out of the car, and there were several flower shops and Pangwu Bird Shop on the side. The birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant, but it was not his purpose.
Whatever Wu Li buys is very purposeful. Basically it is not what he wants to buy and he doesn't even bother to look at it.
After walking for tens of meters, I finally found a few shops selling ornamental fish. After taking a quick look, I headed towards the one I liked.
"Welcome, how can I serve you?" The shop is not very small, but it is quite good at things. It even prepared a high-slit cheongsam for a welcome show.
"Uh, are there any koi seedlings for sale here?" Wu Lihou was anxious, and he was very particular about going straight to the point.
"Yes. Sir, wait a moment and let the professionals take you there. If you have any questions, you can ask her."
The so-called professionals are the boss's wife and cashier, a pretty girl.
"Our store has the most complete variety of koi in this street. Do you have a favorite variety? I'll help you recommend a few suitable ones." The girl looks like a businessman in her twenties, more like a businessman than an expert.
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"Uh, aren't there any fry here, the kind that are bigger than water splashes?" Wu Li looked at the smallest fish, which is already over half a foot long. How much does one cost?
"Such a small koi, without technical language, can't be raised at all." The girl explained why there were no koi in the store.
"It's so big and expensive. It would be nice if there were smaller ones. I just want to have fun. It doesn't matter the species, as long as it's koi. Anyway, it's fine if it's smaller or of lower quality, as long as it's cheap enough."
Wu Li’s words sounded like a layman’s words. Koi carp is about orthodoxy.
Well, of course, no one else will know what this guy is planning.
"Are you sure you want the kind of worthless catfish? Are you going to put it in the park?" The girl seems to have some skills. She seems to have a supply of even small trash fish.