"Well, the bald Ge Ge will pay you a thousand yuan for the night." Xiao Qing replied in a serious manner. He didn't even open the car door, but just put his hands on it and sat down on the chair next to Wu Li.
Xiao Qing rolled her eyes at Wu Li and said, "What are you stupid about? Sister, I have practiced driving. If you dare to bully me in the future, I will kick you in the face and you will be unable to find a way with your bald head."
Wu Li suddenly realized: "No wonder, I asked why this girl in the car yesterday could do so many difficult moves, it turned out that she had practiced..."
"Why are you talking so much nonsense? Let's drive." Xiao Qing found a pair of couple's giant clam butterfly sunglasses from her bag. After putting them on each person, she touched Wu Li's bald head and told this guy to stop talking nonsense and act seriously.
The role of a good driver boss.
"This one has been modified, right?"
"This car was a gift from my dad on my eighteenth birthday. Later I sent it to a friend to have it modified, and it was specially used for racing with my friends." No wonder Xiaoqing is so excited when she drives her own pickup truck.
Tough, turned out to be a member of the legendary urban drag racing party
This group has a lot of great people from generation to generation, and a guy like this will pop up from time to time.
"This car is specially used for drag racing, so the car with the key chain of yours is really something special." Wu Li still couldn't forget the key chain, mainly because the keys were so powerful, and his pickup truck was worth the money.
The price of a few wheels.
"I drive the Land Rover to and from get off work. I left it at the company yesterday and didn't drive it out. I'm annoyed by the smell of those women. The Daben is my father's car, and my mother drives the Porsche to pick up young men."
The Qing family is indeed an invisible rich family. There is such a wealthy family in the city, but I have never heard any news about it.
"Goose exam, is your homeless father selling drugs or smuggling arms? How come you are so rich?" Wu Li was feeling very emotional now. If you have a good father who doesn't work hard, he will be able to enjoy the good things in his life.
Already.
"Tian Teng antiques and jade. If it weren't for his old man, a hot girl like me wouldn't even be able to find a job. I would just have to be bored at home and wait to die." Xiao Qing said about her inconspicuous father.
A little disappointed.
"Ahem, let's not talk about that bastard. Where are we going now?" Wu Li drove the car on the national highway and was about to enter the city in the blink of an eye.
"Just run along the riverside and get off the car at the pedestrian street and have a stroll." Xiaoqing just wanted to come out for some air and find a hand to cuddle with. These days, she stays at home all day long.
I'm almost bored.
"Respect the Holy Order," Wu Li promised, stepped on the accelerator and increased the speed.
It roared and roared all the way along the river, blowing the hot river wind carrying the smell of water and grass, and the willows and flowers kept flying back.
Not only Xiaoqing's mood improved, but Wu Li's mood also lifted inexplicably.
As a man, there is nothing better than this: a beautiful woman, a beautiful car, driving all the way, attracting countless envious, jealous and hateful eyes, which not only exceeds the addiction to acceleration, but also extremely satisfies the vanity deep in the bones of a man.
After finding a roadside parking space and parking the car, Wu Li was held by Xiaoqing's arm and headed into the most prosperous commercial pedestrian street in the city.
"Whatever you want to buy, my boyfriend will satisfy you, little girl." Wu Li and Xiao Qing walked on the pedestrian street avoiding the sun. Although the sun is a bit poisonous now, there are still not many people.
"I want to eat candied haws on a stick and the sweet-scented osmanthus cake from Lao Qixiang's family." Xiao Qing said the two things she wanted to buy most without thinking.
"Is there anyone like you who can save money for your boyfriend?" Wu Li couldn't help but fainted after hearing Xiao Qing's so-called desire.
"I haven't worn high-heeled shoes or stockings yet. Since my boyfriend seriously requires me to help him spend money, then let's spend it.
"Mom said that these two things can increase the damn femininity."
"Let's buy food first, then clothes."
"Actually, Xiaoqing is already very feminine." Wu Li led Xiaoqing towards a sister-in-law holding a candied haws in front of her.
Each person ate a bunch of candied haws, and walked slowly and leisurely towards Lao Qixiang.
God always changes your script inadvertently.
"Beat, beat, rob..."
Wu Li and Xiao Qing had just left the store carrying the sweet-scented osmanthus cake when they encountered a plot that did not follow the outline of the work.
Wu Li immediately threw the two half-eaten skewers of candied haws on the ground and freed up his hands to catch Xiao Qing behind him to protect him.
"Fight, fight, fight..."
"What are you going to do? Believe it or not, I will arrest you one by one." Seeing Huang Mao stuttering, Wu Li saw that there was only one robber, and he became more courageous. He actually dared to confront this little bandit.
"No, no... yes, I... I am... say, fight, fight, fight... rob, rob..." This yellow-haired robber is really persistent, but with his ribbed body, Wu Li is afraid
If he gets hit by one blow, this guy will have to be hit by one of his own legs.
"Hehei, what a coincidence, what is Xiuba doing here?" Xiaoqing pushed Wu Li away and stuck out his cute little tongue at the stuttering bandit.
"Fight, fight..." Huang Mao pointed at Wu Li, as if he had something to say, but couldn't say it at the moment. Wu Li was anxious for him.
"I'm going to hit you on the head. I can't scream. Please stop screaming. Didn't you see that everyone within three meters except the three of us was scared away by you? If you call me eldest sister like this again, you may really attract the police."
Qing walked over and patted Huang Mao's head politely, showing that the relationship between the two was extremely cordial.
The ups and downs of life are everywhere
Wu Li couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
"Hit, beat, rob the rich?" This yellow hair is really hopeless.
"Yes, that's your eldest brother-in-law. Come and introduce me to you." I can only say that Xiaoqing's understanding ability is too strong.
"This is your eldest brother-in-law Wu Li"
"This is my stuttering cousin Xiaoxian."
As I said before, things never develop according to the plot you want.
The three of them found a roadside ice drink stand and sat down.
Xiaoqing and her stuttering cousin struggled to chat about the current situation. Of course, it was not only the stuttering cousin who struggled to speak, but Wu Li also struggled to listen.
Xiaoqing seemed to enjoy the way her stuttering cousin spoke, and was not at all worried about what the yellow-haired Xiangba wanted to say.
She seemed to be very happy to share Wu Li with her acquaintances, and nothing else mattered.
Knowing that my aunt and her family were well, Xiu Ba still wandered the streets doing nothing all day long.
Xiaoqing looked at how late it was and her crystal high-heeled shoes and stockings were ruined today.
"Xiu Ba, do you want to go home with your sister for a meal?" Xiao Qing asked casually. Under normal circumstances, Xiu Ba's cousin is not willing to go home for a meal, no matter whose family he is.
"Okay, okay...okay." Huang Mao Xiangba said something that made Xiaoqing regret it.
"With a big bald head, it seems that not only can the temptation of my high heels and stockings not come true, but I can't enjoy the taste of pulling the sheets with my husband after dinner either." Xiao Qing bit Wu Li's ear and said in annoyance.
"It's okay. There is a long way to go, and there will be plenty of opportunities in the future. What you did yesterday is better to take care of yourself." Wu Li didn't have the habit of biting his ears. If he had something to say, he would say it out loud.
"I'm going to die. Why are you making such a noise? Give me the car keys. I'll drive it when you get back." Xiao Qing stretched out her tender hand in front of Wu Li, which scared Wu Li and gave him a shiver.
"What are you doing? I want to live for a few more days." Wu Li ignored the little beauty's outstretched hand and waved to the waiter to pay the bill.
Xiangba saw that the car his cousin drove out today was a BMW two-seater, so he was very discerning and went to the side to wave for a taxi.
Wu Li, who had been tricked by Xiao Qing all the way and finished playing the boyfriend role for half an afternoon, returned to Xiao Qing's house and plunged into the kitchen, transforming into the role of Xiao Qing's mother when she was a child.
As soon as Xiangba arrived at his cousin's house, he sat down at the computer desk and started playing a game that the post-90s generation called CS their game.
Wu Li was speechless. When we were doing CS, CrossFire didn't even know that Tencent's technicians were shamelessly discussing what kind of paint to spray on the gun to attract those brain-dead players.
Xiao Qing followed Wu Lipp like a little follower, handing him a vegetable basket, getting a bowl, and bringing over some plates.
Wu Li saw that she was so bored that she was willing to be a follower, so he ordered this little beauty to circle around. Unexpectedly, Xiao Qing was so happy to do it.
"Xiu Ba, it's time to eat." Xiao Qing and the bald role-playing mother worked together to prepare a table of fragrant dishes. After washing the dishes, chopsticks, cups and spoons and placing them on the table, Xiao Qing shouted to his yellow-haired cousin in the bedroom.
There was a sound.
"Horse, horse... get on, ten, ten, ten minutes... the boss will be dead." Xiu Ba was hitting the critical moment, and he was still in the mood to eat.
"No need to wait for him, let's eat first. Let's have something red tonight." Xiao Qing ignored Wu Li's answer and ran to a closet and opened the small door. Inside was a small wine cabinet.
Xiaoqing took out two bottles of red wine that Wu Li didn't recognize at all, and opened one bottle with a cork opener, giving each person a glass of red wine. This was just to make a show of drinking to create an atmosphere.
"It's really, really, really... smells good." Xiuba's cousin arrived quite punctually. He said it would be ten minutes, but it was probably only ten minutes before he left the bedroom.
This guy doesn't know how to be polite.
He glanced at the red wine at the bottom of the two people's glasses and curled his lips, then went to the refrigerator and took out a pile of beer.
The yellow-haired little cousin with a stammer started eating a chicken leg that his cousin tore for him.
As if he had never eaten chicken in eight lifetimes, he used both chopsticks and hand, aiming at the little hen in the earthen pot.
Seeing that something was wrong, Wu Li snatched a bowl of chicken soup from the tiger's mouth for Xiaoqing.
"Your cousin, did you just come out from there? How come you are so awesome at eating?" Wu Li was not afraid that Xiangba would be angry after hearing this, so he directly asked Xiaoqing in front of Xiangba what was going on.
"You, you, you... just, just, just went in there. You, you, you..." Xiu Ba's excitement made him stutter even more.
"Xiu Ba, go ahead and eat what you have. I won't stop you." Xiao Qing reached out and slapped the guy on the back of the head. If you eat some, it's delicious. Why are you so angry?
"If you want to blame it, you have to blame yourself. The chicken is so delicious that no one can stop talking." Is Xiaoqing praising Wu Li?