Chapter 169: It's a good idea to seduce the bald head
What the rich man Wang said made Wu Li have the urge to roll his eyes.
However, depending on the temperament of the Wang family's sister-in-law, it is very possible for her to do such a thing.
Auntie Wang's style is not something that ordinary people can predict.
She dares to raise grass carp in the swimming pool and grow green vegetables on the lawn of the villa. Is there anything else she can't do?
Wu Li, the aunt of the Wang family, was a god, but it was quite fun to tease the rich man Wang.
"Why don't you go to the company office and let the secretary help you raise it? Why do you have to take it home?"
"It's just this bad fish, pull it down. If you are willing to give me Fugui and the big old turtle in the water tank, I can consider inviting them back to the house." The rich man Wang has always been obsessed with the two old turtles.
It can be seen that it is not that he does not believe in Feng Shui, but he only has love for the traditional Chinese Feng Shui mascots.
Wu Li thought that there were already quite a few little tortoises and bastards in the space. After two or three years when they were big enough, he would find an opportunity to give one to the rich man Wang, so that he would not have to talk about wealth when he had nothing to do.
Guy.
"Brother-in-law Fox, let's go swimming and you can be our temporary lifeguard again."
After Wu Li finished drying the millet, he and the rich man Wang who had nothing to do were bickering for a long time. As soon as the sun came out, the air became hot and hot. Yu Xiaobei and these big-eyed girls were in the backyard.
Both of them were dripping with sweat and panting while playing.
"It's so early in the morning. If you want to swim in that kind of swimming, it's better to go in the afternoon."
They were just green apples and not much to see. If Hu Mei and Wen Jing were to go too, it goes without saying that they would be able to follow them without any hesitation.
"Go ahead, go ahead."
"Don't act like a spoiled child on me, please stay away from me if you spoil me. Don't hug me so tightly. The look in Erya's eyes when she comes over is very scary."
"Well, if you don't agree, I'll ask the sisters to come up together and let you wipe it all off."
"Okay, okay"
"What, I didn't hear clearly."
"No, what I mean is for me to be a temporary lifeguard. Okay, I'll go."
When Wu Li noticed that he was going around and around, Yu Xiaobei got him in.
"Oh, sisters, go change into your swimsuits."
Yu Xiaobei's face was full of pride, and she called her sisters to change into swimsuits.
As soon as Yu Xiaobei entered the room, it was nice to have air conditioning. She saw Hu Mei and Wen Jing each with a computer. Hu Mei was almost lying on the keyboard, her hands clasped together while teasing countless otakus.
Wen Jing turned on the computer stereo and was watching an old TV series FHM while she was comfortably nestled on the sofa, biting watermelon seeds, looking particularly relaxed and at ease.
"Sisters, do you want to go swimming?"
"Not going"
The two super beauties answered in unison with determination.
"Go ahead, go ahead." Yu Xiaobei seemed to have used the trick she used to deal with Wu Li, folding her arms and acting coquettishly, but it had little effect.
"If you say you don't want to go, you won't go. Don't worry about my great career of getting rich husbands from otakus." Hu Mei's dream is really science fiction.
"They are all hygienic frogs who stay at home. It would be surprising if we could find a turtle. Sister Fairy, go ahead and go ahead."
"What you said in the movie, little girl, hurt my dreams. If I get angry, I won't go if I don't want to."
"If you don't want to go, I won't go. Sister Wen, you can go with us. I will feel a lot more embarrassed when a skilled expert like you is by my side." Yu Xiaobei saw that Hu Mei was already obsessed with otakus.
, and quickly changed the target.
"The air conditioner is blowing, watching TV series, and eating melon seeds. What a carefree and comfortable life. Why go outside and let ultraviolet rays harm your supple skin?"
"Sister Wen, you know how to be stinky and lustful. Please, we big-eyed people can't live without you. With just a dozen little Meimei, there are quite a few landlubbers. Let the bald brother-in-law be a lifeguard. What's the point?
They were all wiped away by him."
"Here, let me just say that the bald guy got on you last time. If your face could turn red like that, tell your sister. What happened to the bald guy at that time? Is there anyone with breasts?"
Wen Jing, this beauty, is simply too scary. The fire of gossip is so accurate.
"I hate you so much. You're the only one who always doesn't sleep well. If you don't grab something in your hand, you still suffer from insomnia. If you find a husband in the future, Sister Wen must hold her husband's stick to sleep."
This girl Yu Xiaobei doesn't look as innocent as she appears.
"With her looks, if she doesn't squeeze her husband dry every day, she can only sleep by catching caterpillars in the future." Hu Mei smiled on the side, adding insult to injury.
"You still call me sexy, you two think too healthy, you have two big and small silver sticks."
"Sister Wen, go ahead, don't you want to seduce the bald guy outside, so that you can see his saliva flowing into a thread and flowing to the ground?" Why is this little girl Yu Xiaobei's thinking so purple?
"This game looks pretty good. I don't want to be a nerd anymore. Wen Meimei, let's seduce that bald guy together." It turns out that Yu Xiaobei is not the only one with strong thinking.
"I agree with both hands and feet, but unfortunately one foot is missing. I cannot express my strong agreement without raising three feet." This is another woman with a peculiar way of thinking.
People are divided into groups, and things are flocked together. The ancients never deceived me.
When a group of about twenty Luanluan Yanyan flamboyantly walked through Wujia Village, all eyes were grabbed on to them.
Fortunately, they are not in the habit of wearing swimsuits on the road, otherwise we don't know if a werewolf will show up and rob them in broad daylight.
Wu Li didn't have the patience to follow these goblins, so he directly drove the pickup truck and took Rich Man Wang to the reservoir.
I took some girls with me in the car, a few swimming rings and a few pairs of fishing rods, so I could catch some fish to pass the time when I had nothing to do.
"Old Wang, are you going to swim or go fishing with Manager Zhao and the others?" Wu Li drove the car directly to the area where he swam last time. The road along the reservoir has been focused on digging under the command of Old Wang's phone remote control.
A little further past the Diaoyutai, the excavator is now clearing the large open space at the Diaoyutai.
When the land is ready, Wu Li is going to transplant some big trees, and then ask his third uncle to tidy up the ground and the fishing bank, and create some special flowers.
"I don't do anything, I just admire the beautiful figures of the little beauties on the shore."
"Aren't you afraid that your sister-in-law will pluck off your ears, mix them up, and feed them to the dogs?" Wu Li couldn't help but sweat when he heard such an old and inappropriate sentence coming out of the mouth of the rich man Wang.
"What are you talking about? Are we so stupid that she can catch her? Wouldn't I take you and throw a fishing rod into the water, pretending that we are having a fishing competition? Really, if a man wants to make excuses, why not?
Just pick it up." Rich Wang looked at Wu Li with a look on his face like "Wu Li, I despise your kid," making Wu Li feel speechless again.
"What do you think of your brother's proposal? It creates an opportunity for you to take a peek, so you should seize it."
"I'm just looking for excuses to peek in. I'm just a temporary lifeguard. Of course I have to observe the safety of the little girls at all times. I just observe it openly."
"Tch, you are really a newbie. You are right, you are right. You have to guard against Wang Hui snapping your ears on a whim and throwing them to Dahuang and Xiaohei as snacks.
Eat." Rich Man Wang chuckled strangely, then took out a few fishing rods from the car, carrying a plastic bucket and a small folding stool. After looking around, he finally found a perfect spot.
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Rich Man Wang took out a tube of his own bait and showed it to Wu Li, "Do you want some?"
"You have it, I'll bring it too." Wu Li was holding a few pumpkin leaf stalks and a few pumpkins for fishing grass carp.
If he was fishing for carp, he would just use smelly earthworms. Wu Li was afraid that the smell on his hands would be offensive, so he made do with wedges of flowers and grass.
"It's weird that a simpleton like you can catch fish with bait." Rich Man Wang looked at the pumpkin and pumpkin leaf stems in Wu Li's hands and felt like he had traveled through time and space and returned to thirty years ago.
When I was wearing crotch pants, I would carry a fishing rod made of small bamboo all day long and go around fishing and fishing frogs to improve my food. I really had no food at that time and I couldn’t think of a way to get some from the water or the mountains.
It's so meaty that you can't smell the smell of cooked meat all year round.
"Are you looking down on others? How about we compete to see who catches more fish and who catches heavier fish?" Is this Wu Li's provoking method?
"Bibi, just Bibi, we are amateur three-level fishing experts, but we are still afraid that you, a raw melon and egg, can't succeed." The rich man Wang obviously understood what kind of trick Wu Li was using. Was he just following his plan?
"This competition is a competition, so I have to add some bonus." Wu Li estimated that without cheating, the level of the two people should be about the same. But if Wu Li tampered with the bait, would the rich man Wang do it?
You will lose miserably.
"Lottery? I like this. You said it's a bit vulgar to use money to make a lottery. You can't let it go if you're rich. It's too cheap to have a barbecue party, you kid."
"I don't want you to be like this, right? What are you, your, your, why can't you be the loser? It can't be you who lose, you are the winner."
"How can you possibly win over a senior fishing friend like us with your raw melon eggs and a few pumpkins?" Rich Man Wang said in a rather serious tone.
"With this in hand, there is still a question mark as to who will win or not until the final result is announced. Why do you think you can win or not lose? Didn't Uncle Li Ning tell you: Everything is possible."
"You're so excited. If I lose, I'll ask my mother-in-law to introduce some beautiful girls to you. Anyway, you and Wang Hui haven't received the license yet to serve wine. Maybe you'll fall in love with one of my mother-in-law's sisters.
Maybe. I’ll use a certain advertising slogan and send it back to you: There are no absolutes in everything.” What Mr. Wang said is very artistic.
"I'm sorry, I won't bring you a good woman like my sister-in-law, so you, Fatty Wang, won't dislike her. If her beautiful girl is as good as my sister-in-law, then we will be as rich as you."
How can you live if you have money?”
ps: Old farmers only know how to ask for flowers, and those who recommend subscribing to Shenma are not just floating clouds, they also need to work hard.