At around eight o'clock in the evening, the courtyard of Wu Li's house was brightly lit and the sounds of shouting and drinking came from time to time, making the courtyard of Wu's house very lively.
Wu Li was concentrating on cooking the barbecue. It was new to him the first time, but he was familiar with it the second time. Now Wu Li was flipping the slices and brushing the flowers on his hands, which was so smooth that he attracted a crowd of onlookers with big-eyed girls with love flashing in their eyes.
spark
Of course, these girls don't have any special ideas about bald Wu Li, but they just love barbecue on the barbecue grill.
There was only one barbecue grill, Wu Li only had one pair of hands, and the mute who helped only had four hands. How could he satisfy the more than twenty mouths of this big-eyed girl?
Wu Li glanced at Xiao Ling, who was chewing a grilled hot dog with his mouth pouted. He couldn't help but think of the erotic hesitation with Xiao Qing when the car was shaking. From time to time, the image of the flirtatious girl smoking hookah in the corner flashed across his face.
Uh, I seem to have forgotten to ask that flirtatious girl for her cell phone number. Really, I have another excuse to go find that girl and talk about life and ideals at my convenience.
Xiaoqing, it’s already the food in your bowl anyway, you can just eat it whenever you have time.
I don't have much affection for these two girls.
Xiaoqing is a little better. She has been rubbing her ears and temples for more than a day, so she feels a little bit better.
Besides, I was lucky enough to be able to pierce that membrane. What a piece of shit luck I was.
In this day and age, among those born in the 1990s who still have that layer of film, apart from the dinosaur girls, how many of them can survive into their twenties?
Now Wu Li has mastered the unique skill of daydreaming without worrying about the work at hand. He can do two things at once. The legendary old naughty boy Zhou's unique skill of fighting left and right is nothing more than this, right?
"Bald Ge Ge, hurry up. I can't wait to get your big eggplant." After Xiaoling finished a hot dog that he prepared with his own ingredients, he stared at the big eggplant on the grill again.
Such a big guy, it’s so satisfying to eat, right?
"Sir, please wait a moment. This waiter only has two hands. I want eggplant, so you can do it yourself."
The provocative words of these two dog men with double entendres amused a group of girls with big eyes.
"Quack, little Ling. The bald brother has asked you to get his big eggplant. What are you waiting for? Hurry up and get in. If you don't get in, the sisters will do it for you."
"Help me, I think the bald guy is quite handsome, so we won't lose if we fall in love with him." There will be no shortage of people who can make fun of you.
Wu Li was stunned by this big-eyed girl. He didn't expect that his thoughts were too pure and he couldn't keep up with the rhythm of these girls.
Only a small part of Wu Li's barbecue was served to the three tables of guys who were sitting at the table drinking and eating. Most of them were wiped out by the twenty or so big eyes waiting for food around him.
Pout with flaming red lips or blue lips or colored lips.
These big eyes really have some spirit. They hold a bottle of wine in Qingdao. If there is a barbecue, they will eat a bunch or two of them. If there is no barbecue, they will blow a few horns at the beer bottle.
"Bald Ge Ge, look how hot you are, why don't you let me blow my trumpet for you?" Xiao Ling, this quirky girl with big eyes, is really a badass, she even dared to openly ask Wu Li to blow her big horns.
Where's the speaker?
"Ahem, let's discuss this kind of private matter in private. How can I agree to it in front of so many people?" Wu Li discovered that he could actually be quite arrogant.
evil.
"Smelly fox, what did you just say to Xiao Ling? Repeat it to me again." Wang Hui suddenly stabbed out from the side and wiped out all of Wu Li's silver and dang style in the cell.
I don't dare to be exposed to the atmosphere in the air that can kill people.
"Ahem, why don't Erya help me accompany Mrs. Wang's female guests? What kind of trouble are they causing here?" Wu Li's move was to divert his attention and try to extinguish the fuse of the powder keg.
"Humph, don't think I didn't hear it. I'll settle the score with you later when no one is around." Could it be that Wang Hui really regarded herself as Wu Li's wife, and she even wanted to resolve the matter internally?
Is this to give Wu Li some face in front of outsiders?
"Here, this is the barbecue ordered by our table. Just hurry up and don't let the flowers we are waiting for fade." Wang Hui thrust a note to Wu Li and turned away from the group of laughing people.
girl.
Wang Hui felt that her little face could be used as a barbecue grill. This damn fox, it’s really hard not to watch it carefully. When did this honest student boy become so glib.
If the target of the glib talk is me, I can still accept it readily.
But this guy talks glibly to other girls, which is completely unacceptable.
Wang Hui returned to the table and sat down, and the Wang family's sister-in-law chatted with her. She could vaguely hear that she was teaching something about a magical horse called Tamer.
Two tables of excavator masters and one table of odd-job workers hired by Wu Li were all changing glasses and immersed themselves in eating and drinking. With such good food and wine, why talk so much? Eat more and drink more to get down to business.
The liveliest thing was the table where Mr. Wang and Director Xiao were sitting. The village chief was there to drink with them, and Dashan, a boring gourd, was always trying to persuade them to have a few drinks. The main thing was that all the people on this table were drinking white wine.
Even if he is a tried and tested guy, if he drinks so much, he will definitely talk a lot.
"If we talk about the scenery, our countryside is not beautiful. If Xiaoli wants to do a good job in farmhouse entertainment, he must have strong support from the village chief." Director Xiao sat with the village chief and took advantage of the village chief to respect him again.
I said these words casually over a glass of wine.
"It is necessary to support Xiaoli, but I am not very educated and my brain is dull. I would like to ask Director Xiao to give you some advice so that I can clear the dark clouds and see the bright moon." Is this the village chief's flattery?
Is this really flattering? Of course it is flattering.
"Village Chief Wu is too polite. I can't give you advice. But I still have some ideas that we can discuss."
"It would be better to ask Director Xiao to make it clear so that I can have the confidence to follow the instructions later."
"Then let me tell you." Director Xiao seemed to really have something to say.
"Firstly, if Xiaoli's farmhouse is set up, the benefits will definitely not come to him alone."
"He wants to do construction, and the workers are from Wujiacun."
"If you want to maintain a farmhouse after it is built, you have to hire someone, and most of these people are probably from Wujiacun."
"This is a minor issue. To make his farmhouse famous, he must promote the farmhouse. This means that after the farmhouse is promoted, Wujiacun will also be promoted."
"Here are a few things that Village Chief Wu should pay attention to. Xiaoli's farmhouse will definitely not be able to attract all the attention of tourists. A considerable number of them will definitely be interested in experiencing real farmhouse fun."
"What Village Chief Wu has to do is to serve these guests well. There are huge business opportunities here. These tourists, if they want to eat a real farmer's meal, they won't be denied money, right? They want to sleep in a real place.
I don't think there will be a fee for the large carved bed. If you want to bring some souvenirs back to your family and friends to eat and play, you will always be willing to pay for them. We don't have to sell anything specifically. Anyway, as long as they like it, we can sell it to them.
They're fine."
"But if you want to earn this unexpected money, the hygiene of your home must be good, at least to make it pleasing to everyone's eyes. The environmental hygiene of the village must also be in good order. People may still look at a pile of cow dung.
I took a photo of it as a souvenir. It would be annoying if there were cow dung everywhere. I was looking at the swallow's nest under the eaves by accident, and I stepped on a pile of thin cow dung with a squeaking sound.
A pair of hundreds or even thousands of brand-name sneakers has been reimbursed. I get angry just thinking about it. Environmental sanitation is a top priority. Next, we need to fix the street lights. This doesn’t cost much. I’ll give you a report then.
In the countryside, I’ll say hello to them and reimburse you half of the expenses.”
In this situation, everyone is enjoying eating and drinking, and they are spewing cow dung from their mouths, and they don't take care of everyone's feelings.
"Xiao Ju's words are really good. I will hold a general meeting tomorrow night so that everyone can truly implement the spirit of Xiao Ju's speech." The village chief's words are still of a certain standard.
"There's no need to talk about these useless things. Just don't let He step on a lot of cow dung and dog shit next time. Otherwise, the good mood of the day will be ruined by so many feet."
"Definitely, we must thoroughly improve environmental sanitation. Tomorrow we will mobilize the old men in the village to pick up cow dung. What a good fertilizer. From now on, we will need such natural organic fertilizer to grow wild vegetables and so on." The village chief said to Director Xiao.
When it comes to stepping on dog poop, I can only express my sympathy and guilt with a few dry laughs. Who knows that dog poop doesn't have eyes? It can't stay there, so it runs to Director Xiao's feet.
"Sisters, that's about it. Let my bald brother accompany the big shot. There's a big table of food waiting for us to eat."
This girl Yu Xiaobei is simply a savior.
Wu Li almost thanked all eight generations of Yu Xiaobei's family.
"Xiaobei, you are the Guanyin who rescues those in distress. Your bald brother's hands are almost cramped by these zombies." Wu Li stretched out his hands in front of Yu Xiaobei's eyes, and sure enough, these hands were twitching non-stop.
Super fatigue and overwork are all symptoms.
"Hey, thank you for your hard work, bald brother, Xiaobei, aren't we here to save you?" Wang Xiaobei chuckled, and pushed and persuaded the big-eyed, greedy sisters away.
"Hehe, let me tell you secretly, it was Sister Erya who thought you were having trouble, so she asked me to help you out. Besides, you are a big man, a good rich man, do this job
What a loss, just leave it to the mute brother to take care of it slowly." Yu Xiaobei said oh oh to the mute several times.
He was so mute that he didn't mind Yu Xiaobei calling him mute in front of him, and he smiled happily and nodded repeatedly to indicate that Yu Xiaobei was right.
"Stop glaring at the pretty girl, leave this position to the mute brother, and let the big bald man die where you belong. That old man is still waiting for you to give you some loud flattery."
After Yu Xiaobei said this, she giggled and ran towards Wang Hui's table.
ps: There will be another chapter in the afternoon for those who have flowers and throw them to the old farmer.