Chapter 186: This time, a true performance Chapter 8 to
When Wu Li carried the carton to the pickup truck, he found Xiao Qing already sitting in the passenger seat and cutting fruit quickly.
Throwing the carton on the bottom of the back seat, he got into the car, inserted the key, turned on the engine, put the car in gear, released the handbrake, and the pickup truck slid into the city's spider web-like streets.
"Why don't you ask me how I got in?" Xiao Qing turned around and smiled at Wu Li, suddenly asking such a question.
"You can think of it with pp. One of them copied the car key. The other one was really clever. He used a steel wire to poke it a few times and it opened." Wu Li has read a lot of YY articles, but this problem is not yet there.
Just for fun.
"I'm such a smart fool, I'll give you a kiss"
Without saying a word, Xiao Qing threw her cell phone under the windshield, turned around, hugged Wu Li's head, and started chewing furiously.
"Did you miss me?"
"I thought about it, otherwise it wouldn't be such a coincidence, so I stopped by Xiaoqing's company to do something."
"Hmph, I'm afraid the real purpose is to do business with me."
"Xiaoqing is such a smart girl. What do you want to eat for lunch?"
“I don’t want to eat anything, I just want to eat your little bald head.”
"Haha, little perverted girl. Then I'll just make some to fill my belly at noon, and I'll make you a big meal in the evening..."
After another good nibbling, the two of them fixed their messy hair and then hurried on, flirting without a word.
"My feet are sore, what should I do?" As soon as she reached the foot of the escalator at home, Xiaoqing started acting coquettishly.
"It's hard for me to carry you up with such a thing." Wu Li had chickens and vegetables in his hands, which was more than enough for Xiaoqing to eat for a week.
"I don't care, you squat down first." The way Xiao Qing pouted her little mouth was really cute.
"Follow the Lord Buddha's decree" Wu Li sang a promise, then squatted down towards the escalator and raised his big pussy.
Xiao Qing jumped on Wu Li's back with joy, put her hands on Wu Li's chest, and said "driving", Wu Li, a big man, stood up and climbed upstairs.
Wu Li closed the door, threw off his sandals, and threw away the dishes.
"I'm so exhausted. Girl, hurry up and get a towel to wipe off your sweat."
"Hey, why are you wiping your sweat? Carry me into the bathroom and give you a bath."
"What, we want to take the legendary mandarin duck bath?"
"My enemy, you stupid donkey, why don't you hurry up and clear the way?"
"Gaga, I didn't expect that Wu Li would also have this day."
"It's so ugly. He laughs like a duck."
"My proud Jane, my proud smile"
Wu Li didn't say that he was as tired as a dead dog, but now his small universe exploded, and he carried Xiao Qing all the way into the bathroom.
Gaga, this is so fragrant and beautiful that it is not enough for outsiders to understand.
"I'm exhausted and my feet are weak. You idiot, carry me to bed. When I have rested enough, we will fight for another 30,000 rounds." As he spoke, Wu Li carried a woman who was weak and weak.
Go to the pink bedroom.
"Be good, I'm going to get some food."
"Well, I'll take a nap to replenish my energy. Call me when you're done. I'm just hungry for the food made by the fool." Xiaoqing turned on the air conditioner and pulled up the towel to cover her lower abdomen and tall and straight peaks.
Wu Li dragged his slightly weak legs and was busy in the kitchen for a while. He stewed his laughter and cooked another pot of porridge. He set the alarm clock on his mobile phone and then threw himself on Xiaoqing's big bed. Within two minutes,
Then he fell into a deep sleep.
An alarm bell rang, waking up the two of them who were sleeping on the bed.
"It's so noisy, please turn it off. I want to sleep some more."
Wu Li turned off the alarm clock, got up and went to the kitchen to serve the porridge and soup. He also fried green vegetables and boiled black cowpeas to add to the porridge, and cut a pickled cucumber. This was how the meal was made.
"Little lazy pig, get up and eat."
Xiaoqing was woken up by Wu Li and flew a big spinach to Wu Li, "What should I do if I don't have any strength?"
There was nothing to say, so of course Wu Li went up to lift the towel and quilt, and hugged that delicate white and alluring body.
"Go brush your teeth first."
Wu Li carried Xiao Qing, who was light to him, to the washing room. Xiao Qing finally struggled to get off the ground and pushed Wu Li out of the door. "Looking at your appearance, it would be safer for you to stay here."
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Wu Li stroked his bald head and felt happy. What Xiao Qing said was indeed true. This charming body had already aroused his anger. If the two of them continued to hang out together, it would inevitably be another thunderstorm.
It stirred up the fire and got out of control.
Xiaoqing wrapped herself in a small pink strip of soap and walked out of the bathroom. The top was half exposed and the ravines were deep. The bottom was just below the thigh. If she moved a little bigger, as long as the angle was good enough, she could appreciate the inside.
The scenery of lush green grass.
"It smells so good. The bald guy helped me peel the shrimp. I'm afraid my hands that just applied hand cream will be greasy again."
When a woman acts coquettishly, a man becomes a bitch
If a woman acts coquettishly towards you, it means you are manly and charming enough. If you are not a woman, you are a strange and emotional creature like a woman and would be too lazy to care about you.
"Hey, aren't you afraid that my hands will be dirty if you stay here for a while? Your whole body will be oily when I touch it." After saying this, Wu Li didn't stop, and after putting a piece of chicken drumstick in the Xiaoqing bowl, he
Focus on peeling the spicy crayfish for Xiao Qing.
"Hmph, you have to wash your hands twice with dish soap and soap twice before you touch me." Xiaoqing wore a thin plastic glove that Wu Li had prepared for her and held it.
I gnawed on the chicken legs and my mouth was full of oil.
This little hen leg tastes fragrant, fresh, smooth and chewy. The more I gnaw, the more I want to gnaw, and I can't stop eating.
Seeing that there was only one leg bone left in his hand, Xiao Qing spat out a small clove at Wu Li, then put the leg bone into his mouth, cracked it a few times, then bit into pieces the chicken leg bone and sucked out the marrow inside.
"If you dare to bully me, I will bite you." Xiaoqing licked her lips with a small clove, and then pricked her sharp teeth that shone brightly at Wu Li.
"Haha, I'm going to bully you for a while, and I'll see if you're willing to bite your good brother and husband."
"Fuck you, tear that chicken drumstick over here and let me take a few bites to satisfy my hatred." Xiao Qing thought about how she cried for her father and mother when she was made to do so in the bathroom. Now this guy dared to expose his shorts. Then
Just treat the chicken legs as bald meat and bite them as hard as you like.
“What should I do if I’m full and don’t want to move?”
"Auntie, you don't even bother to wash your mouth and hands, right?"
“I just don’t want to move anymore, what should I do?”
"Then there's only cold salad. I'll get you some water."
"Let's talk about a reward first."
"Pull it down. Look at your oily little mouth. I'm afraid that if you rub it against me, your blood fat will rise several points."
"I hate it. It's all your fault for making you smile so deliciously that I can't stop talking."
"Gah, madam, please go and get your husband some face wash."
After waiting for the little woman to wash her face, brush her teeth and wash her hands, she also cleared the dining table, took the overfed little woman and sat down on the sofa. She turned on the TV and searched for a channel to let it play.
The sofa became crooked.
"Hey, that guy of yours is so dishonest. Why don't you say hello to me again?"
"Hey, your hands are so dishonest, how can it not be angry?"
"It's a pity that I'm full. I have to teach this bad guy a lesson."
"Don't say such unnutritious words, okay?"
"Bald head, tell me. Are you happy with me?"
"Why do you suddenly think of discussing such a profound topic?"
"I am very happy, comfortable and comfortable being with you."
"me too."
"It's perfunctory, but I just think what you said is true."
"Hehe, tell the truth, tell the truth."
"Tell the truth, let's play a little game of truth or dare. We only want one person, so let's ask and answer it. If you can't say it, you owe me a word. If I dare not say it, you will suffer a little loss.
, let’s have a meal cooked by you.”
"Are you mistaken? No matter how you calculate it, I've made a lot of money. If I help you cook a meal, I can eat you."
"It's such a cheap game, so why not start it quickly?"
"Yes, how can you miss such a good thing? You come first or I come first?"
"As I always respect elders, you should ask first."
"Then you're welcome. How old is Xiaoqing this year?"
"Hey, a girl's age is a secret, so I don't have to tell you."
"Ah, Xiaoqing, you are a scumbag"
"Why am I such a swindler? Doesn't this give you an excuse to come to me once? It's my turn to ask, how many girlfriends does this big bald man have besides me? Don't tell me that he doesn't have any. This is just for dogs.
Even dogs will puke.”
"Well, let's put it this way, the only girlfriend I have a relationship with is you, Xiaoqing. I have female friends who are not related to each other, one, two, three, four, five, six... I can't count them. There are so many."
"Stop playing with your fingers. I like what you say. You've passed the test with your bald head. Haha, I caught a chicken before I got there. Do you want to give you a red envelope?"
"Waterfall Khan, you little bitch, haven't I made peach blossoms bloom with each other, so you don't need to be too polite. It's your turn to ask."
"Do you like me a little more?"
"I'd like to fuck you more."
"I hate that this sentence is not enough. I owe you a meal. It's your turn to ask."
"Why is Xiaoqing able to have green eyes with an old bastard like me?"
"This is still a secret. If I don't tell you, I'll suffer a little more. I'll eat another meal you cooked. It's my turn."
"Who is the woman you fear the most, who is the woman you love the most, and who is the woman you love the most?"
"Is your question for the three-in-one package? Can you refuse to answer?"
"Of course you can, but then you owe me another meal, and I suddenly feel like I will be sad."
"Well, then I'll tell you honestly."
"The woman I hate most is called Xiaoqing"
"Um……"
"Because she made me fall in love with her."
"Um"
"My favorite woman..."
"Speak quickly, don't hesitate and whine."
"It's my mother"
"It's boring to die. It's not fun anymore if you don't play."
"Gaga, let's play some other games."
"What game are you playing?"
"Today I want to perform in my true colors and play meatball games with Xiaoqing on the bed."
"No one is afraid of you. If you carry me to bed, I won't give up until you say you don't want me."
"Gaga, I'm afraid you don't dare to say that I still want it."
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