"Bad guy, I'm exhausted. It feels good to sit in the Guanyin Lotus position, but it's too tiring. Let's practice another move."
"Then let's get a classic old man's stroller."
After these few words came from Xiaoqing's boudoir, after a period of messy sounds, rhythmic snapping sounds came out again.
It may be urgent or slow, heavy or light, strong or weak, mixed with Xiaoqing's gasping and hissing sounds. If anyone hears this sound, his blood will immediately boil.
"It's not going well, let's try another trick of rooting old trees."
"Well, when I picked me up, I was completely exhausted."
After another burst of noise, another burst of humming, haha, and oh-oh sounds came from inside.
"Quack, grind the soy milk, grind the soy milk"
Suddenly there was a burst of strange laughter, and the only sound left was Xiaoqing's soft moans and screams of pain or happiness, which he didn't know whether it was pain or happiness.
"You feel so good and you're tired now, let's practice peeing like a yellow dog..."
After another burst of weird laughter, Xiaoqing's shouts suddenly lost control of their volume and started shouting loudly.
"Bald brother, I can't stand it anymore. Let's use the 69 pose to restore my strength."
"No, I can't stomach such a strong taste."
"Good brother, are you coming?"
"I'll give you a 9 at most, and I'll help you with it with my hands."
"Stingy guy, hurry up and get your banana over here, I want to lick the banana."
"His...hiss...hiss..."
The sound of Wu Li's hissing breathing came from inside again.
"My mouth is sore that I won't play anymore. It's better to go up and down with me. This move saves effort and is explosive. Come on, let's practice the oldest and most classic moves again and see how high the bald head's combat index is."
The next moment, the sound of thundering like a violent storm started to rise. Xiaoqing let go completely and screamed. It seemed that the man and woman were practicing a little crazy. They were practicing wildly with all their strength. Listening to that
The sound is already so exciting that it is bursting with excitement
"Hurry up, hurry up, push harder"
After practicing to the extreme, it’s time for women to pursue self-abuse
"No, don't stop"
How familiar and classic lines
"It can't work anymore, it can't work anymore. Hurry up. Hurry up."
Shortly after Xiao Qing's shouting and pleading, the practice was finally completed in the room, and only two heavy breathing sounds could be heard.
"It's so great to practice, sister. The big bald head is so powerful. It makes me so satisfied."
"I haven't had enough fun yet. If you hadn't practiced, we wouldn't have been able to cooperate with you and end this practice so quickly."
"You are a bad guy and you have almost beaten my sister to death. What else do you want? Do you still want to blow my sister's anus?"
"There is the flower in front. We are interested in the flower in the back. You hide and recover your strength. Later we can practice tens of thousands of rounds."
"I'm afraid that if you don't wait until sister has strength, you will have to practice until you become bald."
"Gaga, let's wait until you have the strength. Now let your husband have a good time."
"You and I are all sticky and uncomfortable. You don't look like you have exerted too much force. Take me and take a warm bath. By the way, you can also enjoy your hand addiction."
"Gaga, I love you the most when you are in a mandarin duck bathing with a divine horse. You are walking."
The style of the large bathtub in the bathroom is, in a word, not enough for outsiders to appreciate.
Lying on the washed mat again, Xiaoqing curled up in Wu Li's arms like a kitten, and kept rubbing circles on Wu Li's chest with her right index finger.
"Hey, bald, you are really a farmer. With your dark skin, you look like a migrant worker who just came back from building railways in Africa."
"Our type of men are popular now. Novices are no longer popular. Those guys, if they don't take a few colored pills, they can't do it at all. Look at me, brother Heizi. You can do it as soon as you practice."
He cried like a ghost and howled like a wolf, and in the end he couldn't bear it anymore and even called his brother to beg for mercy."
"The shameless guy got an advantage and sold me to my good sister. He's inexperienced now. When I get used to it, you can't say you don't want to practice anymore when you have a bald head and good looks like you."
"Hey, my subordinates are defeated, why are you so brave? With my strength, it will be no problem to suppress Xiao Qing in the next two or three years. Just go ahead and steal Leer in your dreams. This life of sexual bliss will last for decades."
"Go, who wants to be with you for decades? I can only play with you for a few years at most. I will find a good family to marry, so I don't want to stay with you for that long."
"Oh, what is this? We are already in this kind of relationship. Didn't Xiaoqing think about getting a red book from me? After that, we don't have to live together illegally, and we can directly make the practice legal.
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"I'm not stupid. If you pick up the red book, you will have to pick up the blue book sooner or later. Why do you have to cause so much trouble? Isn't it good to be like this now? If you want to practice, just come to me. I wanted to practice that day.
I can also call you over. Don’t worry, you are just a character actor in my heart, and you can’t become the pig’s foot in my script. I won’t try to integrate into your life, that would not be fun.”
"Oh, listening to Xiaoqing say this, although I am a little disappointed, I am more happy."
"Humph, I know that you men are all in love, and your hearts cannot be tied up. In this case, there is no need to think about getting your heart. Just get your person. If you can, I will do it later.
It would be great if we could continue to have happiness together."
"What kind of thinking are you thinking? How come this sounds so comfortable to me when it comes out of my mouth, but when it comes out of your little girl's mouth, it sounds so awkward to me."
"Hey, didn't you realize that I am a pure man pretending to be a sister?"
"What"
"Aside from being a little less talented than you and having a lot of fat, what else can make you more manly than me? Are you good at racing?"
"Are you willing to give up?"
"That's right, you are a man who can throw up even if you sit in a car. I will compete with you to see who is more pure man."
"I believe that if there is a drag racing competition, Brother Li and Brother Zeng will never admit that they are pure men. They will definitely admit that they just went to Thailand for a trip."
"screw you."
"Your little cherry is ripe, let me take a bite first."
"Bad guy..."
"You bald head has offended your little young men. If I don't do it, your little bald head will die."
"I was afraid that if your bad Guanyin Doggystyle wasn't enough, I'd give you a thumbs up."
This pair of 20-year-old couple were really overloaded with energy. After resting for less than half an hour, they started exercising again.
"Bald bald man, I will fight to my death under your little bald head today. Just use as much strength as you have to train your little bald brother."
"Then I'll give it a try and gallop to my heart's content on your little patch of grass."
It seems that in the gap between changing moves, after the two people had such a heated conversation, the sparring inside seemed to become wild all of a sudden.
No matter how awesome a man is, he will eventually be defeated by a woman?
"Haha, I didn't realize that my sister was still breathing, so you shrunk bald."
"Have a good rest. You can't even move. How can you be so proud?"
"I thought I would be knocked unconscious by your training, but I didn't expect that I would survive. It's really, really cool."
"Little girl movie."
"Give me a towel to wipe it with. I have to take a short nap to replenish my soul. Your soul has been flying all over the place just now. I must take a short nap to calm my nerves."
"Well, just fall asleep first and leave your body to me."
"What a bad guy. I'll go to bed first and leave my body to you. Brother Baldhead, you can do whatever you want."
"Gaga, don't worry, I will do it to you gently and gently."
"Bald bald man, you are a bit too eccentric. Your bald head is so tilted that you are so sleepy that you don't even have the strength to open your eyes."
Wu Li cleaned up Xiao Qing neatly, took a bath himself, and then lay on the bed and hugged Xiao Qing to sleep together to recover from his over-exhausted energy.
When he woke up, Wu Li felt that his whole body was energized and he felt refreshed.
Exercise in bed is indeed the best exercise in the world
The only magic weapon to make your body and mind happy.
"It smells so good, bald man. I made something delicious tonight. The smell makes me greedy."
Xiao Qing put on a big T-shirt, stretched out her waist, and saw the two protruding small particles on the chest and the clumps of green grass underneath. It was obvious that there was a vacuum inside.
"I made a few dishes, brushed my teeth, and then came over for dinner. You took a long nap during this short nap."
"Hey, it's only around nine o'clock, let's just have a meal together for dinner and midnight snack."
Xiaoqing vomited some cloves to Wu Li who was setting the dishes, and then walked to the washroom with bare feet. It could be seen that the girl seemed to be in a very bright mood.
"Bald head, how can you be like this? You make it so delicious every time. What if I get addicted and want to eat your food all the time? Bald head, tell me the truth, do you want to use this trick to retain food?
Can you hold on to my stomach so that you can retain my heart and finally make me willingly rely on you?"
"Hehe, I have hidden such a deep conspiracy, and the little green girl has discovered it. I really can't help but admire you."
"You're being duplicitous. I know you're just a good cook, and you're not trying your best to please me. But the Bald Brand Love Rice is really comfortable to eat. I don't have much extravagant expectations. If only I could eat three or four meals a month."
It'll be better this time. Now that I think about it, you still owe me four meals today. When I want to eat bald-headed food, I will call you."
"Don't worry. As long as there's nothing particularly urgent to do, I'll be on call and promise to feed Xiaoqing well before I go back."
"I'm so disgusted with the bald head. Why do you keep talking about that? Are you going to let me finish this caramelized banana?"
"Hey, you eat it. Is it okay if you enjoy the taste of this banana first?"
"Your bald head is too bad to be cured. Ignore you, you bad guy. I want to concentrate on feeding my little belly."
The two douchebags would spend a meal together, flirting and flirting, and not forgetting to feed each other from time to time.
"If I were twenty-eight years old now, I would be completely moved by your bald househusband, and then I would cry and shout that I had to marry you?"
"Why twenty-eight and not now? By the time you are twenty-eight, my son will have learned how to pick up girls."
ps: It’s hard to find just one flower. If you have flowers, please bring them to your garden. If you don’t have flowers, please bring them to yourself. There will be another chapter in the evening. Please forgive me for the inconvenience caused by theft prevention.