"Because, if I want to play until I am twenty-eight years old, and then I can meet a good man like Baldhead, I may be strong enough to overcome my phobia of marriage. My cultivation is not good enough now.
I can't imagine what a disaster it is to get married. My parents have left such a deep shadow on me. It takes time to refine these negative things. So, bald, you can pet me, love me, and cherish me.
Me, but please don’t tell me that you want to marry me, I really can’t accept this.”
Wu Li put his arms around Xiao Qing's shoulders and patted her, silently comforting Xiao Qing who was huddled in his arms.
"Bald head, why are you so nice to me?" Xiaoqing said this with a bit of resentment.
"Do you need a reason to be good to your woman?"
"Hmph, there are many hot girls on your Weibo, I'm just one of them."
"In other words, Xiaoqing, your eyes are covered with lard, so you are attracted to me, a country bumpkin. Do you think that with my appearance as a refugee who came back from Africa, some women will be attracted to me?"
"Your words are not convincing at all. When I saw you this morning, you smelled of the body and perfume of at least four women."
"Xiaoqing, are you a dog? Can you smell this?"
"Hmph, I have a lot of unique skills."
"It's not a good thing if a woman is too evil."
"The big bald head means that I should pretend to be confused."
"That's right, how did you get your nose?"
"Secret, I won't tell you."
"Heaven and earth, how can you create such a sentence? Isn't this a magic weapon specially designed to punish us gossip gangsters?"
"Don't make me laugh, or I'll bite you. I just want to lean in comfortably like this and feel the breath of my parents, husband and lover radiating from you bald."
"In Xiaoqing's mind, I am still a full-time character actor. Being an actor is a profession that I thought was very sacred when I was a child. Now I feel very frustrated and panicked."
"Why, do you have any objection to my positioning of you?"
"Absolutely not, I just have some extreme personal views on the actors who are being stalked nowadays. You put me in the group of actors, and I feel like the hairs all over my body stand on end and I have goosebumps all over. You
Look, it hasn’t gone away yet.”
"It's true, it's really not easy for an actor like that to disgust you like this with a bald head.
"Why don't we go to bed? It's much more comfortable lying on the bed than on the sofa."
"I don't, it feels more comfortable like this."
A pair of young men and women were nesting on the sofa, talking about youth, ideals and life. I don't know when the two of them fell asleep like that.
Just after dawn the next day, Wu Li opened his eyes on time under the reminder of the biological clock, and felt that his hands and feet were numb.
He moved his hands and feet a little, and after his numb hands and feet regained consciousness, he gently carried Xiaoqing to the bedroom, put him on the bed and covered him with a towel, then he quietly walked out of the room and opened the door smoothly.
Bring it with you.
After Wu Li went out, Xiaoqing opened her eyes, closed them again and continued to sleep in her cage.
"Bald guy, what delicious food did you make again? It's so tempting that I can't even sleep."
Xiaoqing slept until about six o'clock when she was suddenly awakened by the fragrance filling the air. She couldn't sleep anymore.
Without a word, Yazi walked to the bathroom first to wash up, and then went straight to the kitchen to see what Wu Li had come up with this morning.
I've stewed a duck. I'll freeze it for you when I leave. Just heat it up when you want to eat it. I fried some fish pieces, dried small fish, loach and eel segments, and a wedge of uncooked rice. I think you like it too.
Have some beer, I’ll save these for you to drink. If you’re hungry, I’ll order two bowls of scallion egg noodles. Xiaoqing, would you like poached eggs or fried eggs?”
"I like both poached eggs and fried eggs, so I'll just have two." Xiao Qing didn't want to be polite to Wu Li, she just said if she wanted to eat.
"Haole, a big bowl of chopped green onion noodles, two portions each of poached egg and omelette, please wait a moment, the chopped green onion and egg noodles will be brought to you soon." Wu Lixu shook the non-existent white towel, nodded and bent down to play waiter.
Quite the character.
"Waiter, hurry up the master and tell me that my aunt is here to eat the Overlord Dinner. She only eats noodles and doesn't give you any money. If the waiter is a little slower and makes my aunt impatient to wait, I will destroy your stall."
Food Stalls”
"Don't worry, don't worry, speed is a must, and deliciousness is also a must. Don't worry, beauty. Just give the chef a little time, and he can give you a big bowl of delicious scallion and egg noodles."
"Remember to make it spicy. If it's not spicy enough, the sign will be ruined."
In less than twenty minutes, two bowls of hot soup with chopped green onion and egg noodles were served on the table.
"Eat slowly, be careful not to choke on the pepper." Wu Li saw that although Xiaoqing seemed to be eating very elegantly, her speed was not slow at all.
"It's okay. I'm just afraid that it's not spicy enough, so I won't choke on it. Besides, eating at work and eating is like fighting. This speed is like a slow-motion replay to me. No accidents will happen at all.
possible."
"What are you doing with such a fast pace? No wonder you always have to hurry up when doing that. It turns out that Xiaoqing is used to fast pace and gradually loses the sense of rhythm."
"Fuck you, you're having breakfast now, don't mention that, okay?"
"Okay, how does this noodles taste?"
"good."
"Just okay?"
"Not bad."
“It’s not bad”
"Are you satisfied that the chopped green onion noodles are super delicious? After you finish eating, take me to work. I leave my car at the company and I don't want to wait on the roadside for half a day without waiting for a taxi."
"Hey, of course it's okay to take you to work, but it's still so early, so you have to do some digestive exercises before you go to work."
"I thought about it too. I'm just worried about what to do if my legs get weak and I can't walk anymore. I didn't ask for leave today."
"Quack, let's fight quickly and we won't have to practice for a long time."
As soon as these two young men and women mentioned that matter, their speed of eating noodles immediately increased by several levels, and the battle was resolved in less than five minutes.
Then, the battlefield moved to the big sofa in the living room.
"Hurry up, hurry up, you're going to be late, you're going to be late"
Xiao Qing was lying on the sofa, with her arms tilted back high, and behind her was Wu Li, a dark, bald man, grasping his small waist with both hands, doing exercises at a fast pace with all his strength.
"If you want to go fast, you have to clamp down"
Xiao Qing turned her head and gave Wu Li a flirtatious look, "I'm in this posture of death. How do you tell me to tighten it? Come on, hurry up. The effect will be the same if you speed up the rhythm."
A man can't say no even if he's beaten to death
Wu Li gritted his teeth and installed a small motor on the pp, just like a supersonic pile driver. He only heard the snapping sound of pile driving, and it was impossible to tell what was going on.
"It's not going to work, it's not going to work anymore, if you go faster, you'll be a little closer. Try harder..."
Xiao Qing's screams were like blowing the charge horn, giving Wu Li a rush of blood instantly. Wu Li's pile driver was like a high-speed train that kept speeding up, and even an afterimage appeared.
"Roar……"
There is always a rare moment of quiet after the storm.
"Bald guy, you've had enough rest and you can take me to wash up. I don't want to go to work with the smell of artificial tofu and be smelled by those slutty women. Then I won't be able to go to work. They'll give me eighty
Bye."
Although this exercise accelerated the rhythm, the battle was over within half an hour, but the stimulation was too strong. He is still floating in the clouds and cannot get down. His hands and feet are weak and his whole body is weak, and he is too lazy to move.
, let alone getting up to take a shower.
"I have been ordered to put the important task of serving Lafayette first as long as I am still alive."
Wu Li carried Xiao Qing into the bathroom. He was in a hurry and could only use the shower to wash the two of them.
After putting on Xiaoqing's suit and blow-drying her hair, a princess hugged Xiaoqing and walked out the door and downstairs.
Xiaoqing kept her pretty face flushed all the way, saying hello to acquaintances from time to time. There was no trace of shyness on her face, but she was filled with a lot of happiness.
"Haha, Xiaoqing, how did I realize that your skin is as thick as mine."
"Come on, drive your car well. No matter how good I am, if I don't have my legs and feet spinning when I go to work, even a blind person will know that I must have done something good this morning."
"Then drink some water first. It's good to replenish your physical strength quickly."
Wu Li stole a bottle of energy drink and put a bottle of space water in it. According to Wu Li's constant self-sacrifice verification, space water is a good thing. It can only be said to be equivalent to this thing to replenish physical strength.
It’s just side effects, the real effect is to improve people’s physique.
Furthermore, the functions of the human body are all-round and without leakage, whether it is spirit, strength, speed, or five senses. Long-term use made Wu Li feel like he was almost no longer human.
Especially the effect of the mountain spring water after the drastic change in the space is so much better than the water in the pool in the previous space.
The water I drink every day these days is water from that spring.
My hands and feet feel stronger, and my lower back does not feel sore after exercise. I carried Xiaoqing up and down five floors without even taking a breath.
"Little Zhuzhu, Cuishixuan is a hundred meters ahead. Should you walk over here, or should I drive directly to the door and let everyone come and watch Xiaoqing, a little female comrade."
"Whatever." Xiaoqing muttered these two words in confusion without opening her eyes.
"Why don't you park fifty meters ahead? I'd better walk over."
Xiao Qing suddenly opened her eyes and looked around, and then pointed Wu Li to a relatively hidden and safe parking place. Then she took out a small mirror from her bag and looked at her bare face and scanned Wu Li's car in all directions.
As soon as he stopped, he opened the door, put on his mirror and bag, got out of the car, closed the door, lowered his head, glanced at Wu Li and waved his hands, his movements were like a success.
"Handsome bald guy, remember you still owe me four meals. Come over when you have time. Anyway, you have my key, and my door is not guarded against you."
"Don't worry when I receive it. I can't live without you. I have never been so happy with anyone."
"Then let's just say this, fly one, and practice again when you go back. Your ultimate pile driving speed is not fast enough, and it still feels a bit unsatisfactory."
When Wu Li heard this, he had to put his hand on his forehead to express that he had fainted.
"Stop pretending to be dead, I'm going to work, bye"
"Bye, stand up straight when you walk, be careful not to lie down."
"Go, sister is full of energy."
Seeing Xiaoqing twisting her hips and entering Cuishixuan, Wu Li was amused, and then started the pickup truck and slid into the traffic.
ps: The old farmer has died, just throw Huahua over here