There is also a young woman who may wake up at any time, so it is better to hide the good stuff first, and then just find a place to appreciate it alone when you are free.
"Bald head, answer the phone quickly. Big bald head, answer the phone quickly."
The sudden ringtone of the mobile phone startled Wu Li who was calming down. Who is so blind to call at this time?
I took out my cell phone and looked at it. Female Tyrannosaurus? Yu Dan called at this time. What's going on?
"Hey, hey, is that a big bald head?" The voice of the female tyrannosaurus sounded very anxious. Is this another weird situation?
"My mobile phone is not me or who? If there is a p, it will play quickly, but if there is no p, it will hang up." Wu Li had been ups and downs for a few times today, and his mood was very unstable. His words were a bit harsh.
"Excuse me, what are you talking about? Come on, tell me your current situation and location. I'll rush there right away." When Yu Dan heard Wu Li's voice, he seemed to feel like dropping a stone to the ground.
"My situation is none of your business, why should I report my whereabouts to a female tyrannosaurus?"
"You're out of danger, you're so angry! As a criminal police officer, I order you to fulfill your obligations as a citizen and assist the police in providing necessary cooperation in the case of robbery, murder and hostage-taking in a large bank. Citizen Wu Li, hurry up."
Report your specific location to the police." When Yu Dan heard the tone of Wu Li's words, which did not sound like he was being coerced, he finally let go of the bad breath he had been holding in his heart.
"I'm so close. You even know that I've been kidnapped? Is Yu Mei a fairy or a sister of Guanyin? She can pinch orchids and tell fortunes."
"Goddess Guanyin, if I hadn't seen you being hijacked and got into the car, I would have been chasing you all the way. Don't be wordy. Quickly tell me your current situation and tell me your location. I'm
Just rush over right away.”
"I was on the mountain road in Anshou Mountain. In a word, the other hostage and I were fine, just a small scratch. The robbers accidentally drove the car down the cliff. According to my visual inspection, they should all be separated.
Next door to Mara, if I hadn't reacted quickly and jumped out of the car, when you found me, you would have only found a pile of rotten meat. Maybe the rotten meat had been eaten by the fish. You could have found some bones and dregs for DNA signature.
It will definitely be good.”
"Don't be such a bastard, please stay in a conspicuous place on the road. I will rush over as quickly as possible and invite you back to the police station for a cup of coffee to calm down your shock."
Wu Li was stunned as he looked at his phone. This tough girl wanted to go to the police station to drink coffee. This was not what he wanted. He just wanted a free local media to go back. There were three roads away from the city.
It's an hour's drive. If we hitchhike back, with the speed of this car, we won't be able to get back in less than five hours.
Wu Li couldn't help but feel a headache when he thought of the excuse for jumping out of the car.
Isn’t it okay for me to find a way out? I have to say that my horse jumped out of the car, and I have to say that I have some injuries. Doesn’t this mean I have to create some scratches for myself?
Wu Li touched his bald head, and followed the traces of the commercial vehicle rushing to the edge of the cliff: a run-up, then a side jump and then a roll.
Well, now I feel a bit embarrassed about jumping out of a car: my right elbow is bruised and bleeding, and my sweat-soaked floral shirt is covered with grass clippings and dirt. At first glance, it really looks like that.
Looking at the young woman lying on the grass next to him, who had been disguised by him, Wu Li shook his head to get rid of the beastly thoughts.
What's the difference between treating an unresponsive animal body and raping a corpse? My taste is not that strong.
I lit a cigarette and smoked it for a while. The job of waiting for people is really not done by humans. Two hours have passed since I waited. There is not a ghost in sight. The young woman next to me is still talking about herself.
To protect me, I fell into a coma and refused to wake up. There was no one who could even chat with me.
Life is still as lonely as smoking
Wu Li was bored, so he took out his mobile phone and called his sister-in-law, saying that the business deal had been settled, but he had something to do here and he would not go home if it was too late.
Things were settled at home, but my stomach growled unsatisfactorily.
Five or six hours have passed since these robbers made trouble, and it is already past three in the afternoon. The two bowls of porridge in the morning have already been frightened to the point of sweating. It is strange that I am not hungry anymore.
Wu Li stretched out his hand, and a big peach appeared in his hand. There was no food in this barren mountain, so he had to get a peach to temporarily quench his thirst and satisfy his hunger.
"Gah, the product produced by Space must be a high-quality product." Wu Li said to himself in a very smelly way while holding a big peach core, and threw the peach core casually into Space.
"Well, I feel dizzy. Where are we?"
Wu Li, who was filling his lips with peach juice, was startled by a sudden sound beside him.
After wiping his face with his short sleeves several times, Wu Li gave the young woman who had woken up an angry look.
"This man is scary. He will scare people to death. Please, please squeak before you speak."
"squeak"
"Well, I've said it all, and I'm still squeaking. Just say what you want to say."
"I'm hungry"
"Just wait, the police will come to save us in a moment."
"But I'm hungry now"
"Well, that's none of my business."
"But, you are a man"
"What does this have to do with me being a man?"
"Hmph, if you touch my pp and nn, you will be responsible for my stomach."
"Uh, you're using some crazy logic again. I just bumped into it by accident, okay? I didn't touch it on purpose. Besides, how did your pp come together?"
"Hmph, whoever touches my vagina will have to bear the responsibility of feeding my belly. That's it."
"You have become so powerful that I am completely defeated by you. I will go to the forest to see if there are any wild fruits that can feed your belly."
"Don't leave me here alone. What if some beast comes out and takes me away?"
"You're not afraid of a beast as big as me. Are you still afraid of these beasts that hide in the old forest and don't dare to show their little faces outside? Be good and come as soon as I go."
"No, don't leave me, no matter whether it's okay or not, I'm really afraid of staying here alone."
"You have hands and feet, but you can't follow up on your own?"
"My feet still hurt. Please hug me and come with you."
"I was completely defeated after I surrendered."
"Hehe, I really feel safe when I have a man to rely on."
This little young woman was hugged by one of Wu Li's princesses. She immediately put her hands behind Wu Li's neck, and her little painted face made up by Wu Li made a face at Wu Li.
"Many people have told you that you look like Fairy Zixia when you smile."
"Well, my friends all jokingly call me Little Piggy. You can also call me Little Piggy from now on."
"Your friend is really not called more than this, he is as appropriate as you want to be."
"Fuck you, you already know what my name is, you should tell me your name too"
"Fox, my friends all say that I am stupid with the head of a fox and the head of a fox, so they all call me Fox."
"Hey, stinky fox. Can you tell me how you escaped from the clutches of that mechanical egg?"
"You don't blame me for getting you involved, right?"
"Of course there is a hand controlling a person's destiny. I am a little hungry now, my feet are a little sore, and you took advantage of me. Everything is fine."
"Sure enough, Pig's world is unimaginable to us humans, and Pig's thoughts are also unimaginable to humans."
"Well, I can bite people and you haven't answered my question yet."
"The process was thrilling and very simple. They drove their car and fell headlong into the cliff behind where I was sitting. I held you in my arms and jumped down in time. Otherwise, you might think that we, covered in grass and dirt, were with you.
Did the rolling turf stick to it?"
"Whether you roll with me or not, do you think I won't feel it? You are still honest. If you really roll with me while I am unconscious, I will hate you to death."
"Khan da da da, why don't you sue me? If you just hate hating and have wool to use, maybe you will also hate because of love. Then you will lose a lot of money."
"I am not the one who will be embarrassed in the end by suing you for using wool? You stinky fox, I'm afraid I'm going to starve. Why can't you find something to eat?"
"Say Cao, Cao. This guy really doesn't need anyone to talk about him. He has something to eat ahead of him."
Wu Li hugged this young woman who looked like a female movie star from Xiangjiang and turned around a bend in the forest path. In front of her was a sunny mountainous area covered with a vine-like plant.
"You mean those green-skinned fruits? Are these edible?"
"This is really edible. In our local dialect, it is called Tengpilili, and its scientific name is wild kiwi. It is a pure, natural and pollution-free green wild fruit. Do you think it can be eaten?"
"This is a wild kiwi, so small? Are you kidding me?"
"There's no point in lying to you. Just sit down for a while and I'll take it off for you."
"Go quickly, go quickly, I will starve to death if I continue to be hungry."
While Wu Li was picking some large and ripe ones, he took advantage of the young woman's sight being blocked to get some kiwi fruit vines into the space. Speaking of which, this wild kiwi fruit is sweet and sour with a little bit of astringency. It's delicious to eat.
It tastes pretty good, mainly because of the wild beaks and feet. When the time comes to plant such a patch on the mountain, there will always be tourists who love pure natural health food who will be interested in this stuff.
Wu Li filled the basket made of rattan and straw that he had pulled away, and then returned to the young woman.
"Here, just rub the hair on your body and you can eat it. Let's eat while walking. Don't let the policeman miss us and leave us in the old forest. Then we can have these green-skinned pears for dinner.
When you are full."
"Then don't dare to hug me tightly, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm carrying something, so you can't get up and help me walk. Do you have to be happy if I suck at you, you pig?"
"Walking with help is not efficient and my feet hurt. Of course I don't choose this option and don't even know how to cherish the opportunity to wipe lard off for you. You are such a stupid elephant-headed fox."
"Big bald head, please call the phone quickly. Big bald head, answer the phone quickly..."
"Hey, where is Beauty Yu, Shenma? No, you drove too far. If you go back two or three miles, you can see us. Shenma, why didn't you see us just now? We need to go for convenience.
You policeman uncle is making a report. Nervous, turn around quickly. There are two seriously injured people here waiting for you to rescue. What the hell? Where are they injured? Of course we are all injured in the stomach. Hurry up. I am almost here.
So hungry”
ps: Huahua needs to work hard, and rewards should also work hard.