Chapter 195: If I go back alone, I will be afraid Dafeng pushes 6-5
"Are you mistaken? At the critical moment, the two of you went to the woods together for convenience. Such a slip-up behavior will make me lose face in front of the leader, okay?"
When Yu Dan got out of the car, he saw the unkempt man and woman sitting on the roadside chewing wild fruits. They were very angry.
"You can't use your face as a meal without gnawing some wild fruits, which will starve the people. As a public servant of the people, you will at most receive a few words of criticism and be punished and serve as a traffic policeman for a few days. Do you think it is your face that is more important, or the people's?"
Life is more important?”
"It's nonsense, you guys are living a better life. Don't talk nonsense, where did those robbers go?"
"No, following the skid marks, you can find some traces of the car. But the car has fallen into the river. I don't know if it has been washed away."
"Hey, I feel dizzy just looking at it." Yu Dan quickly closed his eyes and took ten steps back before he dared to open his eyes.
"These damn guys are not going to survive. Let's wait for most of them to collect first. When they come over and ask about the situation, I will take you back." Yu Dan simply gave up on the cliff that challenged her extreme fear of heights.
This cleaning work should be left to those professional cleaning guys. All I have to do is accompany these two bad men and women to take a look at the scenery here.
"This is some wild fruit, it tastes good." Yu Dan took the wild fruit from the basket, wiped a few handfuls on his clothes, and stuffed it into his mouth.
"kiwi."
"Oh, it turns out that the wild ones look like this. By the way, big bald man, why do you appear in the few major cases I've encountered? Isn't it because your character is too bad?
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"You can't blame the government for being disrespectful. Of course, you can't blame the character for being disrespectful. There are no reasons or excuses."
"Haha, you're bald and you've got a bad luck, but you're lucky enough to survive today. Go buy a lottery ticket tonight. With your shitty luck, you might even win a special prize.
Woolen cloth."
"Damn it, are your colleagues like turtles? This basket of fruits is almost finished, why haven't they crawled over yet?"
"The question is too boring for an idiot to respond to."
The police cars with sirens driving all the way drove to the edge of the field. They looked at the cliff and sighed. They quickly called for support. The more and longer the climbing ropes, the better.
Experts from the criminal police team interrogated the two male and female hostages separately for more than half an hour...
Oh, no, it should be called assisting in investigation.
The young woman who didn't know anything about the last question was given up on her obligation to assist in the investigation. Several experts surrounded the bald boy Wu Li and bombarded him indiscriminately.
Wu Li wiped away his sweat. He was really frightened by the scene just now. If Yu Dan, a violent policewoman, didn't still have some brotherly love, uh, this is an appropriate word, to save him from dire straits, he wouldn't have saved him.
I'm sure he will reveal his secret possession of guns and huge red tickets.
Although I threw a handful of tattered spray guns on the cliff so that the policemen would not find nothing, there were still two more spray guns in the space, and there were also two canvas bags with red tickets that I didn’t have time to count, but look at those bags
With such a posture, the word "big money" cannot be escaped at all.
"Beauty Yu, although I'm going to die from hunger, your speed is too fast. I don't want to rush to reincarnation."
"Lao Niang is like this, what can you do to me?"
When Yu Dan drove the car, he was even more fierce than that girl Xiao Qing, and he was on par with the gangster who was known as a madman.
"Crazy bitch, I don't care. If you scare this female hostage out of harm's way, you won't be afraid of being punished and standing on the street."
"I'm scared of you. It's not like I've never stood on the street before. I thought it was a paid vacation."
"It's okay. I think this speed is quite suitable for me. It would be better if it could be faster."
"Women are all crazy. Your world is simply incomprehensible to us normal people."
"Haha, it doesn't matter if you can't understand it. Let me let you experience what a madman does when he goes crazy."
Yu Dan stepped on the accelerator hard and threw the rear of the car out with just a click of the brake, making a beautiful and thrilling drift around the corner.
This kind of drifting work on the winding dirt road made Wu Li break into a cold sweat.
Yu Dan quickly made beautiful left and right drifts on the winding mountain road. As the sharp and piercing sounds of tires scraped the ground, the young woman named Zhuzhu held Wu Li's arm tightly.
, screamed from time to time, and kept muttering in his mouth that he was very satisfied
Wu Li resisted the urge to roll his eyes wildly and was making great efforts to maintain the balance of the two bodies.
"Yu Dan, slow down and you won't drive so fast. If this happens, the three of us will definitely have to separate together."
"Didn't you say, if I drive faster, why don't I get to the city and have dinner early?"
"Of course you have to eat, but you also have to live to eat."
"There are no traffic lights here, and there are no traffic police to stop me. I can drive as fast as I want, and feel as good as I want."
"I strongly support the speed and passion of the beautiful police officer driving a speeding car. It is so exciting compared to the previous one."
Wu Li was ashamed
Yu Dan blushed after hearing this, and her speed dropped instead of rising. It seemed that she didn't want to make some people think that she was not satisfied with her desires, so she used a speeding car to replace a man. It was really a bullshit metaphor.
Yu Dan's car has obviously been modified. It's a miracle that the four tires haven't punctured after she violently tortured them several times throughout the day.
"I'll treat you to a big dinner today, but I don't have any money with me. If you don't have money, whoever has the money will pay the bill." I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen Yu Dan be so shameless and confident.
"Because you, a free police officer, are so crazy on the road, I have paid for this money. It is not very polite to eat with a woman and ask her to pay the bill."
Wu Li became rich twice in one day. The money for a meal was really meager.
As a low-key householder like us, although we have to pay attention to being low-key, we must insist on being low-key. However, if we don't spend the money that should be spent, it would be called being stingy.
"Proactively cooperate with our police-community relations to be like fish and water. Since the bald brother is willing to take on the main role of wallet, today's place is up to you. You name the place, we will kill it right away, I will do it
Dong, if you pay for it, do you mind if I ask Yuyu out to have dinner together?"
"There are so many people and it's a lively place to eat. Just go to the pedestrian street. You don't have to rush around, my little girl. My pickup truck is also in that area. After dinner, I will drive home immediately. This city is
I can't stay here anymore, it's too dangerous. I'll stay a little longer and I'll run into another monster."
“It’s a matter of character, no comment, no explanation.”
"That's right, not only does this bald guy have a bad character, but he's also not a very good person. Today he fell into the water, and he even pulled me to support him. It's really annoying."
"You don't mean to say it like this. You said you didn't blame me this afternoon. Why are you turning your back on me now like you're flipping through a book?"
"In the afternoon, we were alone in the wilderness, and I was seriously injured. If I didn't smooth your hair, wouldn't my situation be too much? The ancients said: A gentleman will not stand under a dangerous wall, even though I
Mu Youxiaojiji is not that kind of gentleman, but the little girl still understands the truth."
"Can I be speechless?"
"Of course. Speechless means acquiescence, which means that you have indeed had thoughts about animals or other things towards this beauty. Fortunately, this beauty knows what it means to judge the situation, and also knows that it is the last word to smooth the donkey's hair, okay?
You might be able to do something inappropriate for a child."
"I am quite speechless towards you two crazy bitches."
The three of them had a lot of fun all the way to the pedestrian street. Yu Bingqing, the Bingshan girl, had already made a reservation for a restaurant, which was a light Cantonese restaurant.
"Yuyu, have you ordered your food? If you have, please quickly ask the waiter to serve it. This bald old woman hasn't eaten all day, and I'm almost starving." As soon as Yu Dan entered the private room, he immediately roared with hunger.
Already.
It turns out that it's not just Wu Li and Zhuzhu who are hungry, Yu Dan is also very hungry. It's no wonder why this guy wants to drive back in a speeding car. It turns out that the reason is here.
"I've ordered four signature dishes, and you can order a few more of your own." Yu Bingqing, this iceberg beauty, never talks much, and today these two sentences were rare enough.
"Waiter, bring the ordered dishes first. Give me the menu. I will study how to kill the fat sheep before I feel comfortable." Yu Dan waved to the waitress standing next to Wu Li to pass the menu, and he could go out and call the kitchen.
Ready.
The waitress chuckled softly, then walked to Yu Dan and handed the menu to her with both hands: "Please wait a moment, everyone. I'll be back as soon as I go. The kitchen will be serving food soon. Just call if you have any orders and I'll be here right away.
Serve a few.”
In line with the principle of not slaughtering fat sheep, Yu Dan raised his knife and then stabbed Wu Li hard.
After such a meal, I went to Wu Li, which cost thousands of oceans.
"I can't rest even if I want to. This beauty left me a phone number. I need to keep the phone active in the future. This case may require your strong assistance at any time."
"Oh, why don't you keep this big bald head?"
"Hehe, he has a criminal record. We can find this guy at any time."
"Oh, no wonder, my mobile phone number is..."
"Okay Wu Li, you have successfully played the role of a fat sheep. Just be the flower protector again. Whether you help this beauty or send her back yourself, I will confirm this beauty when the time comes.
When you get home, the task I gave you will be considered completed. If not, it would be nice to have your bald head."
"We are both hostages, how come our lives are so different?" Wu Li looked at Yu Dan and Yu Bingqing who got into the Audi car and left together, and turned to the young woman who was holding her arms and practicing the Golden Rooster.
The beautiful pig girl sighed with emotion.
"There are differences between men and women. The more capable you work, the greater your ability, and the greater your responsibility. Have you always heard this?"
"I've heard of it, but women all over the world are holding high the banner of equality between men and women. Why do you women fall out of control when the critical moment comes?"
"Whoever is a woman, I'm already hurt like this, what's wrong with you if I rely on you? You're a grown man, so why are you so angry?"
"Xingzi is angry? Forget it, I'll give you a call and I'll pay for it."
"How can you be so irresponsible after I've been injured like this by you? You beat me, a seriously injured person, and how do you tell me to go up the stairs? Besides, it's so dark, and I'm scared to go home alone.
Didn’t you say that you have a pickup truck, please take me back?”
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