Chapter 197: The fire ignited the dry wood, today 5 more 1
"What are you looking at? My eyes are about to pop out. I haven't seen a woman in my life."
"I've seen a lot of women, but I've never seen one where I was naked, sitting on the floor with my thighs spread apart, causing pain." Wu Li glanced left and right, but couldn't see the three key points.
Doesn’t the book say that when women encounter this kind of situation, they first cover their faces and act like ostriches? Why is this woman holding the top two with one hand and covering the bottom with one hand, completely ignoring these three key points?
Some side leakage or something will come out.
"Look, can you come over and help me up?"
"Gaga, I am very happy to serve the beauty"
"Slow down, my feet hurt so much, please hold me a little bit, okay?"
"Is this okay?" Wu Li reached out from behind the young woman and picked her up.
"Well, I see you've seen it all. Why don't you help me go to the shower head to rinse it off, and then carry me to bed. I'm in severe pain from the nipples down. I even tried to hold it up with both hands, and it still hurts."
"no problem."
Wu Li carried the mermaid under the shower head, held the woman in front of him with one hand, and turned the shower water heater switch on with the other hand to test the water temperature. When it was a little higher than body temperature, he grabbed the shower head and touched the beautiful woman.
Rinse.
"Be good, Piggy, move your hand, there's still a lot of foam here that hasn't been washed away."
"Just rinse, don't have any other thoughts."
The young woman's small vagina was just facing the lower part of Wu Li's thigh. Wu Li's guy just bounced up and pressed against her vagina. She felt the hardness behind it. The young woman felt that her whole body was hot and soft, and she couldn't help but move back.
Rely on, seek support.
He was really going to die. Wu Li lowered his head, holding the shower head with one hand to rinse the young woman's uncovered white breasts and black and red grapes. He supported the young woman's hand and slid it up, grabbed a big mm and started kneading it.
"I'll help my sister give her a good wash."
"Try harder, I won't wash you clean."
Lao Tzu said: Don’t look at anything inappropriate
The river crab master said that this is not allowed
The majority of the people strongly demand that this can be done
"Hurry up, it took so long to dig into the sewer. My feet hurt. Please wipe it for me. Let's go to bed. Can you help me clear the sewer? This sewer has been dry for a long time. I should have found a sewer a long time ago."
The man has come to wash it off."
These words were like fire igniting dry wood, causing Wu Li's boiling animal blood to explode in an instant, and he couldn't hold back his animal heart no matter what.
He pulled his index and middle fingers out of the young woman's sewer, took a towel with him and wiped the young woman's white and tender body a few times, and then picked her up in one motion.
After throwing the young woman on the bed, Wu Li struck three times, five times five times two, and tore himself into a naked pig.
"Zhuzhu, you haven't had your sewer drained in many years. Why is it so clogged?"
"Uh, uh, uh, Datou, push harder. A man needs to have a lot of energy."
"I can't kill you piggy"
"Hey, why is your vagina shrinking? This feeling is so damn comfortable, isn't it?"
"I am on the list of famous instruments."
"I don't care what kind of weapon you have, watch me destroy the famous weapon with a single shot, and defeat Baihui with one force."
I heard a gust of banging sound coming from the room, accompanied by bursts of um, ah, ah, ah, yah, yah, yah, yah, haha. This was a male and female duet that would make all men and women's hormones surge after listening to it. It lasted for half an hour.
Never stopped since then.
"Don't slap me, it hurts"
"Snapped"
The young woman was slapped again by Wu Li's big palm, and her whole body felt as if she had been electrocuted, and her pleasure reached its peak all of a sudden.
"You're so bald, please take another photo." The young woman turned around and begged Wu Li, who was standing under the bed and pushing her car.
Wu Li released his right hand that grabbed the young woman's waist and slapped it against a big snow-white steamed bun. The sound was so satisfying to hear.
The little young woman Zhuzhu felt like her whole body was being numbed by electricity. She didn't expect that her most sensitive part was her vagina. How would she live in the future? If she didn't want to feel comfortable, she would have to be pushed by an old man.
No, Guanyin sitting in lotus position is also acceptable.
As the snapping sound came one after another, the pig's cry became louder and louder.
"I can't do it, I can't do it. If I float again, I will hang on your big water pipe. You can lay me down flat. You can do whatever you want. I don't even have the strength to kneel."
The young woman's words were like a charge. After a while, dense croaking sounds came from inside, as well as the little young woman's soul-stirring hums and muffled screams.
After the storm, the rain stops and the wind calms down.
"Drink some water." Wu Li took out his own space water again. This was to help the young woman quickly recover from the pain in her body. Fortunately, at some point in the middle of the night, the spring breeze came again to Yumenguan Xiao Jiujiu, so it was planned.
Feed the young woman some water from this dimension.
"Why are you so horny?"
Wu Li's words are full of mystery.
"Hey, sister, I haven't had a drink of water for a long time. Are you not thirsty?" The young woman rested for a while and had some energy to flirt with Wu Li.
"I didn't see it. Your mineral water resources are so rich. It doesn't look like it has dried up for a long time." Wu Li played with the two snow-white objects with his free big hand. It was so cool.
Got it
It's elastic, tender, and plump enough. The more I play, the more I want to play. The idiom "I can't put it down" is indeed used at this time. It is very appropriate.
"Bad guy, I don't feel any pain there. Why are you rubbing it? My feet still hurt. Can you rub them for me?"
"I didn't even notice it just now, why are both my feet blue?"
"It's not all your fault that you, a bad guy, caused me to sprain one foot in the bank and the other in the bathroom. My hands, you see, are all red."
Piggy turned over.
"Look at my pp, how you still laugh after it was photographed. It's all your fault. You have to be responsible."
"Shenma, be responsible?"
"Look at how nervous you are. I mean you have to be responsible for helping me heal these injuries before I can walk. If you leave me at home, a disabled person who can't move my legs, I will starve to death."
"It's such an exaggeration. In today's society, there is such a thing as online shopping. If you can't walk, you need a wheelchair."
"My hands and my pussy are so painful that I can't sit down or shake. Even after ordering takeout, I can't open the door. Shouldn't I call a locksmith to come up and help the delivery person open the door? Or in other words, my door is
There is no need to close it, so that the door-to-door delivery guy can come and go at will? Big bald man, tell me, which of these situations can you bear to see?" Zhuzhu arched his little app slightly and turned his head to look at it with a little resentment.
Looking at Wu Li, his rosy little face is very tempting.
Wu Li slapped the two pieces of red and black pp, which made Zhuzhu groan and his eyes flashed with sparkles.
"Bad guy, bad guys don't even know what it means to pity the flowers and Xiyu. My sister is numb in pain, but you still did this. If you bully my sister again, I'll cry for you."
"Haha, I hate seeing a woman cry the most. I'm going to get some medicinal wine to help you rejuvenate your blood. But sister, your current posture is too tempting for an animal. If you dare to take such postures again, it will obviously seduce me.
Come on, I don’t mind killing animals first and then hurting them.”
Wu Li glanced at the hole exposed to the air. The spring water was very abundant.
"Hey, don't do it there. I'm too sensitive now. It hurts when I do it. It's all because of you, a bad guy. Why are you doing it like a bull? My field was almost destroyed by you, a bad guy."
"I came to rely on you. You told me to go faster, go faster, and use harder. I already obeyed your instructions. Why do you turn around and blame me? This doesn't make sense."
"Go, don't talk to women about anything. Baldhead, please think of a solution quickly. My feet and vagina feel like pins and needles. It's very uncomfortable."
"Zhuzhu, wait a moment. I'll come as soon as I go. I'll get some medicinal wine for you to rub."
Wu Li left the room and went to the balcony to smoke a post-event cigarette. Thinking about it, his day was really legendary.
Early in the morning, fish live, flowers bloom, strawberries bloom
In the morning, more than a hundred catfish changed hands in exchange for a huge sum of 3.15 million yuan.
Just before noon, the situation suddenly changed, and I became a hostage in the hands of the robbers for no apparent reason.
In the afternoon, I treated the gangsters to another scene of a snake from another world and falling off a cliff. In order to make up for my overly frightened and severely traumatized mind, I added a few more guns in the space as interest.
and two bags full of silver.
These plots are enough for those imaginative directors to put together a movie that will sell well.
Violence and suspense, coupled with a lot of high-tech computer stunts to recreate the supernatural human-snake fight sequence, or the cliché of the furious police chase in the street, but the audience just buys it and loves to watch the violent and passionate chase scene on the street.
Fiery and chaotic, speed and craziness are all important elements that are always indispensable for a blockbuster movie.
This peach blossom disease, which is not enough, and can be easily obtained by idiot pig horns, did not happen to Xiaoqing today, but to her great surprise, according to the development of the plot, it happened to Zhuzhu, a young woman who looks like Fairy Zixia, very reasonably.
Wu Li put the butt of his cigarette into the flower pot on the balcony, then flicked it into the sky, and sighed: Life is a bitch's script, if you don't continue to act it out, you won't know what's going on next door to Mala.
God, this chief director will arrange that drama for you, just like now...
"The people upstairs don't have any sense of ethics. Why can they pull down cigarette butts anywhere? This means it hit me. If it hits flowers, plants, cats and dogs, you can't afford to accompany them. Although human life is a bit cheap, isn't it?
It’s valuable, but when you throw away cigarettes, you have to throw away longer ones. With such a small amount of cigarettes left, how can I continue my addiction?”
Wu Li had no interest at all in the person below him who had obviously practiced the Lion Roaring Technique, or a man in a role. He commented that he was crazy and conjured up a bottle of soju out of thin air, ready to give medicine to the little pig.
.
"You upstairs, please don't slander people. I'm not a patient who ran away from 131, nor can I be compared to a passerby who just plays a role. Although I haven't upgraded to pig horns, I can still get two lines now.
The main actor”
"I'm convinced, are there really such magical things as ear and mind reading in this world? But this guy has two such powerful powers, how could he be a main actor with only two lines?
situation"
At this time, a sentence suddenly popped out from a certain person on TV, which suddenly made Wu Li realize.
"As an artist, there is no way to make money just because you have talent. You have to play with the hidden rules to get ahead."
ps: The old farmer’s chrysanthemums are about to die, so the flowers need to be strengthened. 5 updates today