"Why are you so slow as an old scalper that I crawled over to you?"
Wu Li really wanted to ask this fierce girl Yu Dan: Will a fierce life be as lonely as snow?
"If you get up early in the morning and a field is plowed twice, you will understand why I came here so late."
"What a mess! We have nothing in common with you, a poor peasant. Pay the money quickly and I will take you to pick up the car."
"I'm sorry, you can't be so stupid, can you? You don't even want me to take a look at the car and try it out, and you want me to pay money?"
"Why are you talking so much? These people are here. You have to pay them if you want to, or you have to pay them quickly if you don't want to. My patience is very, very limited."
"It's unlucky for me. How can I ask someone like you to do this? This is 60,000 yuan, so be clear about it."
"I click p. There is an automatic money counting machine in the finance department. Anyway, if you don't refund the money, you have to make up for the money. Any banknotes that cannot be recognized will be confiscated as counterfeit money."
"Do you dare to be darker?"
"Of course I dare to use your 60,000 yuan as counterfeit money if you want."
"Officer Yu is so awesome. I realize that I can't help but admire you."
"In today's society, personality worship is allowed on a small scale. Therefore, I approve your worship of me."
"I have never been to the Great Wall, so I can't accurately compare whether your face is thicker or the wall of the Great Wall is thicker. But what I can confirm is that it is much thicker than this wall."
"You are a typical type who wants to get slapped when you have nothing to do. Today, because you helped me complete the bonus task, I am not going to slap you. But I have to write it down in the account. I was bored on a rainy day that day.
When the time comes, I’ll have a good practice with you.”
Wu Li and Yu Dan went to the finance office to hand over the money, and Yu Dan led Wu Li to fill out a few forms, and a large Jiefang vehicle became Wu Li's car.
Although they have never met each other, it is actually his real estate.
Yu Dan asked Wu Li to drive him to a suburban parking lot. After Yu Dan handed over the procedures to the people in the parking lot, he pushed the invoice car key into Wu Li's hand: "Here, that big truck is yours. I didn't cheat you."
You idiot, it’s 80% new. You can’t get it without more than 100,000 or 200,000 yuan. It’s really an advantage for you, kid.”
"If something is so cheap, give me a few dozen more cars and I'll be a car dealer."
"Go ahead and dream. It's okay to get one or two, maybe ten or twenty. Do you really think this machine can't be sold? You're stupid."
"One or two trucks are fine. I've made a reservation with you. Give me two more trucks like this. Leave them at home if you have nothing to do. If you have nothing to do, you can rotate the trucks. This one will be on 135, that one will be on 246, and another one will be on Sunday.
One. One odd-numbered car, one even-numbered car, and one set car. Limited numbers have no effect on me at all."
"Idiot, go ahead and daydream. The car is yours now. How you drive it back is your business. I have something else to do, so I'll take the first step."
"My hero, please stay. There is something you need to help me accommodate."
"If there is a p, release it quickly." Yu Dan finally took the opportunity to return this sentence to Wu Li.
"Um, can you let the crane lift my pickup truck to the truck? This way, I can drive two cars home at once. It saves trouble and wind, and also saves the money of hiring someone to drive. You can achieve a lot with one stone, why not do it?
Woolen cloth."
"Only an idiot like you would have such a genius idea. I'll just do it for you."
Wu Limei drove a large truck back. In addition to the fixed pickup truck, there were tens of thousands of grape seedlings that seemed to be two or three years old.
There are also some miscellaneous green saplings and some fruit trees.
Wu Li drove the truck to the reservoir first and unloaded the saplings and grape seedlings, and honked the horn to greet the villagers along the way, fearing that no one would know that he had bought a second-hand truck.
After arriving at home, his sister-in-law pulled him and scolded him for a while. Wu Li found some thick wooden boards from the house, put them on the bed of a large truck, climbed into the truck, drove the pickup truck, and parked it.
"Xiao Li, are you acting like this again? You usually know how to keep your wealth secret, but these days you are too coquettish. It is not easy to make money. You are spending money like water like water now.
No amount of money is enough to make it for you." My sister-in-law really hates the fact that iron cannot become steel.
"Hey, I made some money yesterday, so I bought a truck for hauling goods back. The bargain we got through our connections is only 60,000 yuan. It will be convenient if I have to pull things in and out in the future."
"Only 60,000? Is it true?"
"A police friend of mine helped me get an ownerless second-hand car. Of course, the bargain was given to an acquaintance."
"Looking at you throwing away 60,000 yuan without taking it seriously, the business deal yesterday must have been successful."
"This number." Wu Li stretched out a finger and compared it in front of his sister-in-law.
"Well, one hundred thousand?" Ten thousand dollars is not worth my brother-in-law's pride, so just bite the bullet and add a zero.
Wu Li shook his head and said: "Add zero at the end."
"Oh my god, you robbed a bank yesterday?"
"Wow, my sister-in-law has such a rich imagination. It's true that someone robbed a bank yesterday. I even saw it with my own eyes. But I am so ambitious in life now that I would do such stupid things." Wu Li also thought in his heart.
Foolishly, I didn't rob the bank myself, but in the end the money stolen by the robbers got into my own hands. Does this count as indirectly robbing the bank?
"I just can't think of any business in our family that can make that amount of money. Xiaoli, tell your sister-in-law what kind of business can make that kind of money?"
"I turned the koi upside down, going in with my left hand and out with my right hand. Finally, I made a business of three million, and I made a million dollars."
"City people are all fools. With so much profit, how can a country boy like you take such a huge advantage?"
"Sister-in-law, have you forgotten that I can bring out such useful things? If the quality of koi fish is upgraded to a higher level, the price difference will be huge."
"Oh, it turns out that thing is also good for koi? So will this kind of business of giving away money for free continue in the future?"
"There should be more, but it may take a little longer. It depends on the delivery speed of the boss who receives the goods. She said she would call me when she wants the goods. After the goods are shipped, she will at least make a profit.
With my numbers, if I'm lucky, it's not impossible to do a somersault."
"Hey, your business is really a scam. They just change hands here and there. I think this koi carp is just a little better looking. It tastes no different from ordinary carp when cooked.
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"Sister-in-law, you don't care whether it tastes good or not, this thing is just for a good look. If we also raise koi to some fame in the future, then there will be plenty of opportunities to make a lot of money."
"That's right. It's time for my sister-in-law to go to the kitchen to help the third aunt. Don't stay here. Go to the village to find a few more helpers. Try to plant all the grape trees and other things you brought back this afternoon. Your brother will help me.
The caller asked me to invite someone in the afternoon, and now that you are free, my sister-in-law will leave this task to you."
"Okay, I'll do the work, sister-in-law, just don't worry."
Just as Wu Li was about to go out, Lao Yang rushed in.
"Xiao Li, don't leave yet. Let's go down to the wine cellar and stir the wine first."
"Ah, five days have passed again? Okay, I'll make a phone call first and explain some things, and we'll go down after a while."
"As long as I catch your person, I won't be in a hurry. You call your phone number first, and I'll go get some peel and gnaw on it."
"Yongzi, do you have nothing to do this afternoon? As long as you don't have anything to do, go help me call a dozen or twenty idle people, and help me go up the mountain to plant grapes and fruit trees in the afternoon. Of course, I have to have enough wine to take care of the vegetables, and plenty of food to take care of myself.
Okay, I'll pay another 100 for each person. No problem, right? No problem. Then hurry up and go to Lulu. We have to pull the people up the mountain at four o'clock in the afternoon. Okay, I don't worry about you killing the chicken. Just remind me, buddy.
, You need to wear a condom when killing chickens."
"Old Yangtou, let's go down together now."
"You can just go down alone. Just stir it according to the method I gave you last time. There is no need to seal it this time. Just eat the flower skin and go down again to check."
Wu Li was already numb to this guy, Old Yangtou.
Wu Li went down to the wine cellar, took off his shirt, put a towel over his shoulders, and holding a wooden stick, he opened the vat of wine brewed by Lao Yangtou and started stirring it clockwise.
Time passed so quickly when I started getting busy. I was called up at noon to pick up two bowls of rice, and then continued working in the wine cellar. After mixing ten tanks, it was almost four o'clock in the afternoon.
Okay, now we have to go to work in the mountains.
"Damn it, Yongzi, are you going to be famous for inviting the god Ma Dongdong here?"
"I'm pressed for time when I don't come back, so I yelled at an Internet cafe I'm familiar with, and these guys followed me like crazy."
"These guys with yellow, green, and red hair, with thin arms and thin legs, look like people who can work. I'm asking you to help, not to cause trouble for me."
"Don't worry, we are all country kids. Even though they look like fattened bean sprouts, they should still have a lot of strength."
"There's a p. Get him away quickly. I don't welcome social idlers like this here."
"Xiao Li, I beg you, I have to give you a face today and leave these people to work for an afternoon, otherwise I won't be able to hang out in the countryside in the future."
"It would be better to give you a p-face and not have to hang out. Go home and stay quiet and learn from my brother to raise chickens, ducks and plant fruit trees. You will be much better than you hanging around outside."
"Of course it's okay to hang out with you, but that's for the future. I have to let my brothers go through today's level. I promised these guys to take care of food and drink, and I still have a hundred yuan for wages, two packs of ten yuan.
The above cigarettes. If you dare to hurt me this time, then we will no longer be brothers.
"I'm sorry, I've been unlucky for eight lifetimes as a brother like you. The cigarette is in the back seat of the pickup truck. You can take it out and distribute it yourself. By the way, give out two packs to all the odd workers and Lao Zhao."
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"Gah, brother, you can rest assured that Xiaoli is enough. If these rabbits don't work hard today and don't give face to Brother Yongzi, I, Brother Yongzi, will slap them until their faces are full of peach blossoms."
Seeing Wu Yong running into the pickup truck and grabbing cigarettes and handing them out to a group of bean sprouts wearing glasses, none of them had black hair. Wu Li shook his head.
One unreliable guy plus a group of unreliable guys, who knows what kind of tricks they can pull off.
When father and son go into battle, it seems they have to rely on the folks in the village.
However, this group of miscellaneous bean sprouts, after getting two packs of Liqun cigarettes worth more than 20 yuan, immediately felt like a shot of chicken blood, and each one of them, howling, picked up a small bundle of grape seedlings and ran up the mountain.
ps: The flowers are not strong enough. The old farmer still has a few chrysanthemums to pop up.