Wu Li leaned on the motorcycle, took a deep breath from the cigarette, and blew out a string of smoke rings.
The light green smoke rings expanded in the breeze, rising erratically into the sky, and then disappeared into the cool air.
“Quack…quack…quack…”
Several piercing blasts of car horns woke up Wu Li, who was flying outside the universe and spitting out clouds and mist.
When he saw that Yu Dan's Aoliu was coming, he didn't waste any time and got on his motorcycle to lead the way.
"Bald Bald, this is your home. It has the atmosphere of a farmhouse."
"It is originally a small farmhouse, so of course it must have the style of a small farmhouse."
"Why are there so many people today? Is there a happy event happening at home?"
"No, we've booked a vacant seat and hired an excavator master and odd jobs."
"What smells so good, it makes my mouth water?"
"I cooked eel porridge this morning. My sister-in-law should be cooking scallion and egg noodles now, and maybe some shredded pork to stir-fry with rice noodles. You guys are here so early, so you haven't had breakfast yet. If you want to eat something, I'll help you get it.
come out."
"I'll just have a bowl of vegetable porridge." Uncle Yu, an old man, was not polite to Wu Li.
"First give Yuyu a bowl of noodle soup. This is what she likes to eat. As for me, what you said is what I like to eat, so give me a bowl of noodle soup as well." Yu Dan was not wrong in his writing.
The principle of letting go is that if she opens her mouth, Wu Li will give her three bowls.
"Are you sure your small waist can hold three bowls?"
"Don't underestimate people. Ten or eight bottles of beer are not a problem. Do you think I can continue to eat them?"
"That's definitely a useless question. But if you are so good at eating, why don't you give birth to a pig fetus or something like that? What a waste of food when you grow up."
"Stinky bald head, you are deliberately burying me. Is it because I don't have the same experience as you, so as not to affect the good mood of the day's play."
"Xiao Li, here's a guest. You're still standing there stupidly, pouring tea and water to greet the guest."
"Sister-in-law, you're welcome. My stomach is empty this morning, so I won't drink any tea. I'd rather eat a bowl of my sister-in-law's fried rice noodles."
Yu Dan saw the sister-in-law bring out a large pot of fried shredded silk, with yellow sauce, green onions, green vegetables and long shredded pork. He could smell the aroma of the fried onions and couldn't stop salivating.
Rushing outside.
"You're hungry, I'll bring you a bowl for the little girl. There's also soup noodles and porridge in it. Tell us what you want to eat, and I'll serve it to you." The sister-in-law enthusiastically took over what Wu Li was supposed to do. It looked like
Women are better at receiving guests.
"It's so fragrant, bald man. Why is your rice noodle so fragrant? It's so much better than the Guilin rice noodle in the city."
"This is hand-made noodles from our countryside. It's very delicious when fried."
"This porridge is quite good, fresh and fragrant. This dish is so delicious. It's only possible to cook such authentic eel porridge. Just with this bowl of porridge, today's trip is worthwhile." Uncle Yu said to him.
This bowl of hot porridge on the table is quite satisfying.
"The egg noodles are quite delicious." Yu Bingqing, a beauty from the iceberg, never talks much.
"If it's delicious, eat more. I specially prepared a lot today. Don't mind if it's cooked in a big pot and stir-fried in a big pot."
"Hey, it's better to come early than to come early. I'm just in time to have a delicious breakfast."
The rich man Wang's voice rang out from outside the courtyard door, which showed that this guy's nose was very clever.
"Old Zhao has already eaten. Today I am here to have a big meal with you again. The boss is so considerate and caring about you. You must work hard to help the company earn more money."
"Yo, yo, yo, who is this? Yu Lao Er? You jumped from the crack in the stone to here? You, the old boy, went to play with the rocks and came here to share the porridge of my employees.
Are you eloquent?"
"You're such a fat guy, you're so shameless. I came here today and you were just playing with rocks. You're such a fat guy, you're so idle that you go so far as to steal the food of your employees. I don't even bother to despise your behavior."
"What does idleness mean? Did you see anyone coming in? I have serious things to do today. Do you understand how to accompany guests?" Rich Man Wang said in a low voice.
"Hey, good guy, Wu Li, you are such a big deal, you can even invite such a big shot to come over."
"My reputation with Mao is all arranged by the rich man Wang, okay?"
"Xiao Li, are we here a little early?"
"It's quite early. We haven't had breakfast yet. I asked my sister-in-law to make some more." Mayor Zhou is such a big parent, so it's safer to do something special.
"Xiao Li, there's no need to do it. This big pot of porridge and big pot of noodles smells delicious. Just let me bring out a few pairs of bowls and chopsticks for us. Let's just eat this vegetable porridge, soup and noodles and smell the vegetables today." Mayor Zhou hasn't done it yet.
When it came to speaking, his uncle, Uncle Zhou, spoke first.
Once the elders speak, the younger generations have no choice but to obey.
This time, Rich Man Wang, Mayor Zhou, his uncle, and Manager Zhao were also watching over him.
The old man said he came here to experience rural life, which he had not experienced for a long time, to return to nature and relax, eat farm food, see the scenery and go fishing. The most important thing was of course to have a good drink with Wu Li in the evening to get over his alcohol addiction.
"Sure enough, in the countryside, delicacies are among the people. It's just vegetable porridge cooked in a big pot. You can't get such a pure fresh taste in a big hotel."
Mr. Zhou originally just smelled the aroma and wanted to experience what the porridge cooked by the farmers tasted like. He didn't expect that the porridge was cooked too well. Most hotels can't cook such pure dishes.
It's porridge.
"It's not bad. Xiaoli's porridge is very fragrant, and the cucumber and white radish is also very authentic."
"I'm joking that some of you haven't eaten anything good before. This is just some porridge and some pickled pickled cucumbers and white radish. That can be regarded as something delicious."
"Haha, you made it casually. If people in the city can eat something you can make casually, it will be a real blessing." Mayor Zhou used chopsticks to pick up some of the pickled oily food.
Put the salted duck egg yolk in your mouth and taste it, the salty aroma is overflowing, and then take a sip of vegetable porridge, it is really wonderful.
"By the way, Mr. Yu didn't play with stones in Yushixuan today. He came to this small place in the countryside. Did he come here to fish and drink soju?" Mayor Zhou obviously knew each other well, and he was very surprised by this old guy.
Why do you have the leisure time to go to a farmhouse in the countryside to have some porridge?
"Just because you, a busy person, and your parents can come over, I, a humble citizen like you, can't come over. There's no reason for that."
"I didn't know you, you have so much free time to run around, you might as well stay at home and play with rocks."
"Well, that's true. Anyone who knows me, Jade Er, knows that I'm a stone idiot."
"If any of you are interested, you can finish your breakfast later and take a look at the stone solution."
"Unblocking a stone? Are you okay, Yulao Er? Do you need to run to a place like this to untie a stone?"
"What's wrong with you, you damn fat guy? You think I'm happy to come to this place where dogs poop everywhere? This isn't the last time I gave Wu Li a gambling stone. It's been so many days, and this kid still hasn't untied it."
.It just so happens that I came here today to get rid of the stone, and by the way, I can also eat and drink here, which is quite good."
"Wait a minute, there's a story here, let me tell you about it."
When Mr. Wang heard what Uncle Yu said, he seemed a little confused, so he stretched out his fat hand to express that he had something to say: "After Mr. Yu gave Wu Lineng a stone, Wu Li couldn't undo it. After that, your heart, liver, and lungs will be broken."
He was as impatient as a cat scratching, and then he ran over to solve the stone himself. By the way, what kind of relationship do you have with Wu Li? Why can you give this kid a gambling stone?"
It turned out that the rich man Wang had gone around half a circle and just asked this question.
"If I don't tell you, I'll kill you as a gossip."
"I can guess it without telling you."
"You can guess all this. You can go to the overpass, put on sunglasses, sit on a small vest with a broken bamboo pole, stick a flag behind your back, and write: The Iron Mouth God Destroys the Half-Immortal King."
"You are a blind fortune teller. Even fortune tellers need to use formulas to fool people with ambiguous things. But I don't even need to ask you or Wu Li, I can make an accurate guess."
"Fat Wang really has the potential to be a half-immortal. Then tell me quickly and let me admire you."
"Just say what you say. Don't put the big hat of feudal superstition on my head. There are also our parents and officials here."
"Big fat man, why are you whining so much? You've whetted my appetite. You've been doing this for a long time, and I'm not satisfied with it. Stop talking nonsense and get to the point." Yu Dan, a tough girl, doesn't care whether you are an official or not.
, there are shocking words as soon as he speaks.
"Yu Lao Er, who is this fierce woman?"
"As for your nonsense, I'm Wu Li's friend. If you don't tell me, you don't have to guess. I'll just reveal the mystery directly. Anyway, I know the whole thing."
"No, please don't let me say it right away."
Rich Man Wang finally caught an opportunity to show off, but he just missed it.
"Yu Lao Er, his lifelong hobby is to bet on stones and enjoy playing with rocks. If he has any other hobbies, it would be to raise a few fish for fun."
"As for Wu Li, even though he is just a small farmer, he has quite a lot of stuff in his hands. But the only thing that Yu Lao Er can appreciate is koi. Based on my experience with Yu Lao Er in the past.
Judging from my impression, one used a piece of broken stone to exchange for more than one good koi carp."
This matter was really guessed by the rich man Wang.
"Girl, there's not much difference in my guess, right?"
"You can call me Yu Dan or Yu Meimei. If you dare to call me a little girl, be careful. I'll fall out with you, you damn fat guy. You damn fat guy is right. Old man Yu used a piece of broken stone that cost hundreds of dollars to buy.
The bald man has several tails of the best Xiaohui Jin, and he is still thinking about what the piece of broken stone he found will do after he unpacks it. Yu Laoer is really shameless."
Yu Dan is so powerful, but everyone really doesn't dare to compete with this old and rough girl.
"Then what are you waiting for? Just wipe your mouth and unravel the stone. I want to see if Yu Laoer's vision is as vicious as the legend says. I want to see if these hundreds of stones can be found.
How much room for appreciation there is.”
"Mr. Zhou, Mayor Zhou, since we have encountered such a fun thing, let's go and have fun." Today, the rich man Wang played the role of a lubricant, and his task was to make the two big brothers of the Zhou family happy.
Just enjoy it to the fullest.
"Wu Li, hurry up and bring out the vise and electric grinder. I'm going to teach you a lot of common sense about stone cutting." As soon as Uncle Yu heard about stone cutting, he took three mouthfuls of it and drank a bowl and a half of it with a few snorts.
After finishing the cold vegetable porridge, I wiped my mouth with my hand and immediately got into the mood.
ps: There is another chapter today. Let’s have some flowers. There has been no movement in the reward for several days. It’s understandable that it’s the end of the month and wages have been paid. It’s just a matter of time and again. Old farmers are not greedy. Just lose a piece of silver.