Chapter 25: What are you thinking about in the daytime?
"It's a deal, you're just a fool. If you add more, the bonus will be two hundred and fifty." Rich Man Wang smiled at Yu Laoer and said that he would not add any more.
"Wu Li, you owe me a royal treat. Remember to go to the city and ask for it when you have time."
The rich man Wang looked very happy about cheating on his wife. He also asked Wu Li not to forget his hard work in raising the price.
"Wu Li, you have a computer at home. I'll transfer the money to you right away. The two hundred dollars will be yours. This blue jadeite is mine. If you don't have any objections, our business will be considered a deal." Yu Laoer didn't see that he had done anything.
I felt like I was being taken advantage of. Seeing how anxious he was to transfer the money to Wu Li, this business must not be a loss. Maybe there is actually quite a profit in it.
"Yes, it was just installed a few days ago. It's in the room."
"You kid just took advantage of me and took away millions from me in just one week. What's unbearable is that all this is a gift we willingly gave you. What's even more unbearable is that
Yes, I, Yulaoer, actually willingly paid a high price to take them back. Don’t say anything, Yuyu, go into the house and transfer the money."
"Wu Li, is this information a transfer?" Mayor Zhou suddenly said after hearing the frantic messages on Wu Li's cell phone.
"Yes, as long as the transfer does not exceed 10,000 yuan at a time, you don't have to pay tax." Wu Li replied casually.
"Yes, two million. If you want to pay taxes, you have to pay 400,000." Mayor Zhou nodded and said, and then said this: "But since I saw it, you should treat the 400,000 as the evaded tax."
Donate to support the poor primary and secondary school students in our city. Don’t worry, this money is guaranteed to be earmarked for special use, and no one will dare to reach out to it.”
Zhou's parents were really good at caring. With just a few words, they cut off a large piece of Wu Li's fat that had just reached his mouth.
"All the senior officials of the fourth rank are talking about gold. How dare we, a humble citizen like you, dare to say no?" Wu Lidu wanted to put a zipper on his mouth. From now on, when his parents and officials are present, it is best to close the zipper.
good.
"It's not good or bad, I don't want to call it that now, it's settled. By the way, has there been any tax evasion like this before?"
"No, absolutely not," Wu Li denied flatly.
"Why did I hear Yu Lao Er say how many times?" Mayor Zhou's sense of smell must be too sensitive. He can see such little clues.
"However, let's forget what happened in the past. From now on, as a probationary party member, you must take responsibility for yourself, and you must not do things like tax evasion that harm the public and enrich private interests."
"Mayor Zhou, we are just ordinary people, so we don't need to do this if it goes online. We are making reasonable use of the rules. If we transfer a few more times to earn some hard-earned money for tea, we can't talk about tax evasion."
"Well, it seems that your political consciousness still needs to be improved. You have to think that paying taxes normally is a good thing that benefits the country and the people. With such a large income, it is completely normal to charge you 20% tax. If you want to avoid taxes reasonably,
, it is better to open a company and hire a professional accountant to do it."
Mayor Zhou is not that old-fashioned. After all, everyone still likes to spit out the fat in their mouths.
Well, this metaphor is still effective for most farmers who work hard, such as the small farmer Wu Li.
"You guys, stop showing off your authority here. Xiao Wang, Manager Xiao Zhao, we guys are going to go fishing at the reservoir." When Mr. Zhou spoke, he meant what he said.
Mayor Xiao Zhou really has no prestige in front of this old uncle. He can only do what a junior should do, carry the bait bucket and pony clip, carry the fishing rod on his back, and follow the old uncle.
, walked to the reservoir and went fishing.
Yu Laoer also asked Wu Li for two fishing rods, and unprofessionally got some flowers and plants in the yard to use as fishing bait, and then followed the wealthy man Wang and the others.
"Haha, you made me laugh so hard, bald man. It seems like you really have a sense of social responsibility. Why don't you get a big chunk of it knocked off every time you make a lot of money? Last time, I only made three to five million.
This time, another 400,000 yuan was taken from you. Do you feel like your flesh has been cut off? Tell me, do you?"
"There's a p. It's just money I picked up for nothing. Just cut it. It'll hurt your body, right? Her family is the biggest culprit." Although Wu Li was a little heartbroken, he didn't care too much about it.
Two million, and a sudden increase of 1.6 million, in fact, these can also make Wu Li's mood soar.
Besides, Mayor Zhou has guaranteed that the special funds will be used exclusively, and it will be able to help people who really need help, which is also something that can make people feel extremely happy.
"Zhi Zhi, why don't you give me back Yuyu? Are you a bald man who can call me Yuyu? To be honest, what's the purpose of calling me so disgusting? Could it be that you want to win over our Yuyu?"
"I don't even know what's in the melon seeds in your head. You all call it Yuyu. I just call it Yuyu casually. What else is there to do? By the way, these two beauties are just sitting around.
Why don't you wander around and experience the customs and customs of this village?"
"There's chicken shit and cow shit everywhere, what's there to see? Why don't you sit here and enjoy the wind, smell the flowers, and eat grapes? By the way, if you have any other delicious snacks, put them out for the sisters to try. Don't be stuck here."
There is no way of treating guests like you."
"Khan da da, don't tell me, I really didn't think of this. Just wait a moment and I'll be here soon." Wu Li really wasn't in the habit of preparing snacks for guests.
Under normal circumstances, it is the sister-in-law who does this job, or simply like the girl Yu Xiaobei, who is familiar with it. She already knows what is fragrant and delicious in those jars and jars, so she doesn't use it at all.
Wu Li didn't worry about this, he just had to check frequently to see if the little mouse had carried away all the snacks.
Wu Li made some fried pumpkin seeds, spiced watermelon seeds, fried pine nuts, original fried peanuts, and a large flower peel and placed them on the bluestone table under the grape trellis.
He killed the flower skin for them, and put a pot of cool hot dog tea on the table for them to help themselves.
"Zhizhi,zhizhi..."
The little golden-haired monkey, which had disappeared for several days, came to join in the fun again today. It seemed that he had recognized the presence of a beautiful woman. The evil man Wu Li would not let the vicious dog bite the monkey, so he actually wandered around from the jujube tree.
, then jumped onto the grape trellis, and then jumped off the grape trellis. He actually stood up on his feet like a person, walked up to the two beauties in a twisting way, stretched out a furry paw to ask for the table.
Eat the snacks on the table.
"Bald bald man, is this your beautiful pet monkey? It's so cute." Yu Dan looked at this little golden-haired monkey with its whole body shimmering, acting like an elephant and full of intelligence, and the stars in his eyes almost popped out.
Even the iceberg beauty rarely raised the corners of her mouth, grabbed a few fried peanuts and put them in the little monkey's hand.
"Squeak, squeak..." Seeing that the two beauties were extremely friendly to it, the little golden-haired monkey immediately climbed up the tree along the pole, and unexpectedly sat down on the bluestone bench between the two beauties.
However, this little monkey was too short. When he sat down there, his head was on the edge of the bluestone table.
Seeing that he could only see four beautiful, white and tender legs under the table, the little golden-haired monkey naturally refused to do it.
The golden-haired monkey standing on the bluestone bench has its chin higher than the upper edge of the bluestone table. This makes it feel much more comfortable. If it wants to eat, it will grab a paw and put it in front of it and eat slowly. If it cannot catch it, it will squeak.
After a few sounds, he pointed with the little monkey's paw and asked the two beauties to help him get some.
"Bald bald man, I'm asking you a question. Why are you so stupid? Did you raise this monkey? It's so spiritual."
"P, this guy is just a wild monkey that eats and drinks as much as he wants. He's more like a gluttonous monkey. He's so smart that he didn't notice that this guy has it. The word "monkey" can be used to describe it."
The little golden-haired monkey seemed to be very dissatisfied with Wu Li's behavior that was damaging to his monkey appearance. He turned around and glared at Wu Li, which made Yu Dan burst into laughter.
"Whether this monkey is splashy or not depends on who it is."
"Xu is so good, you really have the demeanor of a great sage. Sister, please give you a name. Call it Wukong. I don't like that guy Tang Monk. I hate that lazy guy Zhu Bajie if you call me Monkey Brother. Isn't it scolding you if you call me Great Sage?
You're serious, I'd better call you Xu, it's more appropriate for my sister and smooth."
The little golden-haired monkey pointed at the fried peanuts and squeaked a few times, as if he didn't care about the so-called "magical things". The most delicious ones are the most affordable.
Wu Li could still accept the little golden-haired monkey who only liked to eat a few snacks, but he was afraid that this monkey would have a violent attack and cause mischief in his own home and make a mess in the yard, so he would not like to see this monkey.
But this little monkey loves to mess around in the trees. Apart from the little tiger's slingshot, there are only a few pigeon droppings left to disgust this aggressive monkey.
Wu Li thought that with Xiao Hei and Xiao Hua here, the ground force had begun to take shape, but the air defense force only had a few meat pigeons howling around. It was almost like paper. Not to mention poking, scraping.
Strong winds and other things can blow them away.
Do we need to imitate the hunters of the older generation and kill a mountain eagle?
Mountain eagles are not only good at hunting and reconnaissance, they are also good at catching hares and pheasants, and they are also good at guarding homes and guarding against monkeys.
However, the mountain eagle is difficult to find when it is a young eagle that has not yet opened its eyes. Secondly, catching a large eagle is a life-threatening job.
They often sit eye to eye for two or three days. A cooked eagle may not necessarily be a good eagle. Generally, ferocious eagles would rather starve to death than be restrained and controlled like a domestic eagle.
However, as soon as Wu Li had the idea of raising an eagle, he couldn't help but go to Guijianchou to try his luck to see if there were any eaglets with their eyes open, and then bring them back and carefully raise them.
When the time comes, they will be both wild and obedient. The lucky guys who have been treated like babies or friends since childhood are very similar to the little black flowers. Their current relationship with me is more like friends than masters and servants.
Since I agreed to take Erya and the others to the mountains for hunting in autumn, in order to increase their safety, it seems that it is very necessary to take a trip to see the ghosts.
"Bald head, what are you doing? It's okay. Don't be an eyesore in front of my sister. Just go and do whatever you need to do. My sisters don't need you to refill tea and water here." Yu Dan looked at where Wu Lichu was.
She was staring straight at herself in a trance, which almost made her laugh, but it made her quite disgusted.
This girl's big bald head is not just thinking about how to make love with herself in broad daylight, right?