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Chapter 208: How about messing with me

As the sun set, in the evening, Mayor Zhou and Wu Li stood on a mountain ridge covered with turned loess, looking towards the sparkling reservoir. There, there was a group of white geese and a large group of ducks playing with the waves.

Hey, the smell of earth washed away by the mute watering the newly planted fruit trees drifted over in the wind.

Mayor Zhou took a deep breath of the fragrance of freshly turned soil and said to Wu Li: "Fuck with me from now on."

"What?" Wu Li suspected that he had heard wrongly.

"I don't like to say it twice."

"It's just that Mayor Zhou said it too suddenly. I couldn't believe my ears. I'm a small farmer. How can I mess with Mayor Zhou?"

"I only care about your drinking ability, what do you think?"

Wu Li touched the bad guy and said: "I only have so many specialties. I have to have academic qualifications but not qualifications. I have to have qualifications but not qualifications. I have to be shady but not shady. I don't know how to do Tai Chi and I don't know how to flatter horses. What do you think?

As a white man like me, I can't deal with commoners like Mr. Guan no matter what."

"Don't talk nonsense, I just told you in advance."

"Except for helping Mayor Zhou hold off his drink, I don't know anything else. If something happens to this, I'm afraid it won't be good. I think this is still inappropriate."

"I'm informing you. Okay, I'll go down and walk around again. You can go do your work. You don't have to follow me." Mayor Zhou was wearing a pair of large summer hats and an authentic Baleno floral shirt with floral trousers.

Jumping around like a young man among the rubbish, it is impossible to tell that this energetic middle-aged uncle, oh no, should be a young and promising young official, was just showing off his official power and official accent with Wu Li.

After Mayor Zhou jumped away, Wu Li muttered a few words to himself: Your sister, my dream is to be a super wealthy rich man, not some bullshit bartender.

There are two professions and two ways of living. Just from the words, you can tell that one is infinitely beautiful, and the other is infinitely frustrating. You said, if there is a space that can be carried around as a holding device, Wu Li would want to work as a waiter.

Wu Li looked at the three-meter-high small fruit trees with yellow, earthy and green stones. They were too desolate and monotonous.

I ran down and drove the truck around for a while and then came back. I got some fruit trees from the space, as well as dozens of sacks of seaweed, alfalfa and ryegrass seeds. I drove to the reservoir and asked people to unload them, and they all were handed over to the reservoir.

Sprinkle it on the overturned hills.

Spreading these three-purpose grass for livestock and fishery can firstly solve the problem of green fodder for raising chickens, ducks, fish and pigs in the future, and secondly, it can help protect the soil and water on newly dug hills.

All the grape seedlings have been planted, several hills near the reservoir have been planted with fruit trees, and pasture seeds have been sown all over the dug hills.

In a few days, after all the top of the mountain is dug out, it will be surrounded by a wall, and caltrops will be planted on both sides of the wall to keep people and animals away from it in the future. Then you can grow things, raise chickens and ducks, and live a good life like a small landowner.

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Damn it, he still had to be a disappointing waiter waiting for him.

Wu Li carried a sack, with handfuls of which were sprinkled with alfalfa seeds. He felt uncomfortable at the thought of having to work as a waiter in some awkward situation.

Today, it's not even night until 7:30, and it doesn't get dark until after 8:00.

At 8:30, after washing up with everyone in the reservoir, Wu Li and a few dozen people were loaded back home in a truck by Wu Li.

The cool breeze brought a refreshing breeze in the evening, and the Wu family courtyard, which was as bright as day, was very lively. It took eleven large round tables in the courtyard to seat the workers and guests.

There are two tables of drivers pulling Bai Yingsha, one table is Xiao Li and his guys who prepare ingredients for Wu Li, and there are a little more than two tables of Lao Zhao and the others, two tables are odd jobs digging holes and planting trees, and the guys brought by the third uncle

There were two more tables. The village cadres and the third aunt and sister-in-law brought by the village chief joined another table. Finally, Wu Li and Mr. Zhou, plus Mayor Zhou, Rich Man Wang, Manager Zhao, the village chief, the clan leader,

Twelve people, Uncle Yu, Yu Dan, iceberg beauty Yu Bingqing, Lao Yangtou and Wu Shan, formed the twelve round tables.

Are there any Jews? Gaga, Lao Yang, with his middle-parted haircut, is very Jewish. He has a spirited and energetic temperament.

"It's such a late night, drinking is all about having a good time, so I'm here to offer you a bowl." Wu Li finished his words, which is called a simple act.

"Everyone can do whatever they want."

This was said to be random, but there were five people at the table drinking this bowl of wine.

"Come on, Xiao Li, let's go together." He didn't have enough fun at noon, and this week the old man was going to get angry at night.

After Wu Li poured wine for everyone, he sat down and left with the old man.

"Drinking like this is the best way to enjoy yourself." Mr. Zhou is really a hero. He is very much like the heroic grandfathers of the past: drinking heavily and then eating big chunks of braised pork.

"The braised pork belly made from grass-fed pork is so fragrant, and the meat from the countryside is authentic. It tastes better than what the nanny at home cooks."

"Uncle, you have to be careful with your eating and drinking behavior." Mayor Zhou saw the old uncle throwing away his cheeks and eating and drinking, so he quickly gave him a warning.

"It's okay. This farm food only nourishes people and is not poisonous. How many old people in the countryside have you seen?" Mr. Zhou didn't care about his nephew. He put his chopsticks into the bowl of crispy and fragrant braised pork.

go.

"The key to rural old people is to work. You know how to walk around and fish all day long, so you have the cleaning ability to deal with such strong braised pork. The vegetables in Wu Li's family are actually quite delicious and full of flavor. Old man

Uncle, can you eat more?"

"I eat so many green vegetables all day long at home, and I rarely see meaty vegetables once every ten days and a half. I almost feel like a bird in my mouth. Today I took the opportunity, and you still let me fast. How is it possible?"

"Don't worry, Mayor Zhou. There is a secret recipe for the braised pork made by the third wife. When paired with a few vegetables on the table, the body's fat will be absorbed very little. Mr. Zhou can just eat it without worry. But eat more of these."

The effect will be achieved by eating vegetables together." The village chief's words were indeed quite skillful, and he went around and over to persuade Mr. Zhou to eat more vegetables.

"Village chief, right? I walked around the village today. The environmental sanitation in your village is quite good. The house is also very clean and tidy. You have done a good job as a leader."

"Everywhere, the villagers are more self-conscious, and it doesn't really have much to do with me." The village chief was ashamed. If Manager Zhao hadn't reminded him last week that he had to borrow the east wind from Wu Likai Farmhouse, this is a must for environmental sanitation.

The most important thing is to adjust. Today, Mayor Zhou may say, why did I step on a big pile of cow shit as soon as I went out?

"This villager is self-conscious, but the results of your work cannot be wiped out. Our party and government need cadres like you who can do practical things."

"Mayor Zhou's words are serious." The village chief yelled in his heart, "Stand still, don't float too high, otherwise you will be in trouble if you fall down."

"Um, there's a new place at the west end of the village. What's going on?"

"The villagers raised funds voluntarily, and the village committee took the lead to collectively build a chicken farm and a duck farm. They planned to raise some stupid chickens on the hillside over there and some stupid ducks in the river. They would sell them at the end of the year and earn some money.

Labor costs.”

"It's a good idea, but poultry must pay attention to epidemic prevention. Prevention is the key. The village chief should provide more snacks and be bold and careful when doing things to benefit the villagers."

"Thank you very much, Mayor Zhou, for your advice. Come on, I'll give Mayor Zhou a bowl."

"It's not about giving advice, but this wine..."

"Wu Li, it's up to you. I'll let you get familiar with the role today, so that next time you go to a bar, you'll still be like now with no eyesight and being so slow to get into the role."

Wu Lixiao sweated. His role was changed too quickly by this guy.

With a few words like this, he transformed himself from the role of the host to the role of a waiter.

"Village Chief, I drank this bowl for Mayor Zhou. Mayor Zhou's stomach is allergic to alcohol. I apologize."

"It's not impossible for you to do it for you. Let's finish three bowls first, and then come and drink this bowl with me." Is the village chief cultivating Wu Li, or is he trying to punish Wu Li?

"You're cruel, I'll give you the face this time, I'll do four bowls, don't give me the chance next time, or I have to let you lie down on the road and take a nap before I can go back."

"Haha, the big bald man is so bold, he even drank four bowls without changing his expression."

After Yu Dan gave Wu Li an inexplicable wink, he picked up the wine bowl with both hands, bowed to Mayor Zhou and said, "Mayor Zhou, it's fate that we met each other. I'll give you a toast."

"A good acquaintance is fate, please Wu Li." Mayor Zhou was also amused by Yu Dan, a tough girl.

"Bald Bald, you have to serve a bowl of wine equally and treat everyone equally, but you can't do anything that favors one over the other. I'll have one bowl and you'll have four bowls first. It's up to you."

Wu Li knew that except for the right to drink, this miserable waiter had the right to drink, and everything else was just a cloud.

Without saying a word, Wu Li drank four bowls in a row. After eight bowls of old wine, even Wu Li felt uncomfortable with the huge amount of wine.

Drink too much

Wu Li glared at Yu Dan and burped.

This little girl has no time to worry about herself.

"What are you looking at? If you look at me with that leering look again, I will give Mayor Wu another bowl." Yu Dan, who had downed a bowl of old wine, his cheeks were covered with blush, if it weren't for his excessive words.

Fierce, that is also quite a bit charming.

"Well, my eyes are just a little blurry and it's not what you think. As hot as you are, no matter how horny I am, I don't dare to mess with a great god like you." Wu Li relied on drinking too many bowls of wine.

Nonsense

"Bald bald man, I am not someone to be trifled with. Remember, don't fall into my hands. If you don't, you will die very ugly." Yu Danxiao glared at Wu Li angrily, with a little sinister look in his eyes.

"Ahem, you all are guests from afar. I will lend you flowers to offer Buddha's greetings to you all." How could the young man and woman be allowed to be carefree on this occasion? The patriarch quickly stood up and toasted the big guys, destroying the couple's atmosphere at the table.

Eyebrows convey affection.

Well, if the drawn swords and angry expressions can be considered as flirting.

Everyone still has to give face to the elder’s wine.

Dry bowl, dry bowl, whatever you want.

With the old patriarch and the village chief uncle, two sophisticated old foxes, balancing the atmosphere, the wine was drunk in harmony.

When drinking, harmony is the most important thing

ps: There are still 3 chapters left today, which will be posted after get off work at 9 o'clock.

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