Chapter 209: The first intimate contact with humans
Wu Li adjusted his clothes and put everything in its place, including equipment.
After a whistle, and a burst of rustling sounds in the woods, Xiao Huang, Xiao Hei and Wusiao Huapi jumped out.
After seeing off the guests yesterday, Wu Li felt as if a cat had scratched his head. He kept thinking about going to Guijianchou to get an eagle to serve as an air force. But if he wanted to go to Guijianchou, the Grand Canyon in front of him was a must.
Through the road.
I already said hello to my elder brother and sister-in-law yesterday, and told me that I had to go out for something today, and that I might have to come back later, or that I might have to be busy for several days before I can come back.
Before dawn, Wu Li rode Motuo and went to the reservoir to greet Da Huang and Xiao Hei. With Hua Pi following behind him, after leaving the village, he threw the motorcycle into a corner of the space and took Qijiao's family with him.
The dog burrowed back up the hill.
The grand canyon in front of you may not look like it's just overgrown with weeds, but it's full of short trees and bushes, but it doesn't tolerate Wu Li's carelessness.
Wu Li carefully used a machete to cut the thorns and trees blocking the road along the cliff to clear the way, trying not to make too much noise. Even the seven dogs raised their legs and moved forward lightly.
It's a pity that God's calculations have already been done. Wu Li just turned around a rock and was about to continue walking along the rock wall.
As soon as he turned around the rock wall, Wu Li was dumbfounded.
Damn you, I definitely didn’t read the almanac when I went out today. How else could I have let myself run into such a cruel guy?
King Kong Qi, the wild boar king, was humming and doing his daily beauty and fitness rub on the stone. Suddenly there was a strange noise on the left, and then a monkey-like guy appeared. This kind of big monkey wearing something,
According to ancient legend, he is called the ape-man.
Seeing this big monkey armed with a knife and a bow, and carrying seven vicious dogs with him, the Wild Boar King saw that his favorite concubine was hanging in the hands of these monkeys, and couldn't help but get angry with his eyes.
Out of fear, a thick-chested fool turned over. The wild boar stood up after being stiffened.
He used two fistfuls of his teeth to wipe the ground, then scratched his front hooves a few times, then let out a continuous rough howl from his mouth, and successfully activated his signature brutal collision skill.
Just when he was feeling proud that this tiny ape-man was going to be smashed to pieces by himself, the Wild Boar King King Kong felt dizzy, and his eyes darkened and then lit up.
When the dazed Wild Boar King Kong came to his senses and saw clearly what state he was in, all the pig hairs on his body exploded, and he howled miserably: I'm a dear pig mother, I've turned into a snake demon!
The Wild Boar King turned around sharply, spread his four thick pig legs, and ran like crazy.
However, why do I always feel like there is a cool breeze blowing from behind the pp.
The Wild Boar King took a moment to look back, and was so frightened that this damn basilisk was following him with its big mouth and sniffing at the pig.
If I were bitten by this big mouth, I'm afraid my two super big buttocks would be in jeopardy.
The chrysanthemum in the middle of the beautiful buttocks may not be able to escape bad luck by then.
Thinking of this, the Wild Boar King's anus tightened, and the four thick pig legs seemed to be wound up, and it seemed like a small motor started, or more like a small motor exploded, but the Wild Boar King didn't move an inch when he saw Big Lao Hei.
Following closely behind the pig butt, he plowed through an alfalfa field like the wind and plunged into an apple forest as if he had taken three expired Viagra pills.
That speed is such that even the extraordinary speed of Da Lao Hei really can only eat his share. Sure enough, not only people can explode with amazing potential when their lives are threatened, in fact, wild boars can also explode with amazing potential when their chrysanthemums are threatened.
Potential.
Wu Lihao climbed up a cliff to hide his figure to avoid being spotted by the wild boars, the king of the canyon.
Wu Li felt that it was not as fun to watch a live version of a snake-pig fight on the way, oh no, it should be a big snake playing with a small wild boar.
It is said that this wild boar king is like the legendary one with a waist of eight feet, a body of three feet, a pair of big copper bell eyes, big black ears, wearing heavy fat armor, weighing more than a thousand kilograms, and a pair of prominent cold-gleaming teeth.
It's extraordinarily penetrating
If Wu Li hadn't had the space ring, this guy would have charged over just now. Despite his agility, there were a bunch of doglegs around him.
With its heavy body and heavy armor made of earth and resin, the dog-legs would be crushed to pieces. If this guy got in contact with him, he would have to shed his skin even if he didn't die.
I have heard the older generation of hunters say since I was a child that in this old forest, there are one pig, two black blind people, and three large insects.
This pig refers to the wild boar, especially the red-eyed Wild Boar King. Hei Xiazi and Hua Da Chong have to avoid the limelight when they see him. With his small body, in the eyes of the Wild Boar King, he is just a weed.
, it passed in just one stroke.
It is said that the Wild Boar King ran wildly with his four thick legs and plunged into the apple forest and disappeared.
It felt like I had been running for a long time, and I felt dizzy. I didn’t know where I was. Even the big basilisk couldn’t find me. The Wild Boar King spotted a big apple tree and puffed up his cheeks.
Bangzi held his breath and rushed forward, hitting the big tree trunk with his backside...
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to commit suicide, but, look, the ground is full of red fruits. The old pig was sweating when he smelled the fragrance. Think about it, if he can eat it in his mouth
Hum hum hum, it's really delicious. Hum hum, it's very delicious. Yeah, a rotten apple. Hey, it's half rotten and then rotten. You can eat it again if you vomited it. Fat insects are rare.
How can the food with high protein, high fat and high nutrition be wasted?
Once the Wild Boar King entered the invincible state of eating, he simply ignored the changes in the surrounding environment.
"Bajie, I'm Xiao Bailong. Senior brother is so unkind. He threw us all into a place full of bird droppings and ignored us. What a monkey thing."
This paragraph is purely a prank by an old farmer.
As the saying goes, people say, beasts have their own language. Big Lao Hei quietly climbed onto the tree above the Wild Boar King who was bent on eating apples, and lowered his big snake head in front of the Wild Boar King.
"Little Pig Head, why are you running?"
"Grandpa Snake Fairy, please don't eat piglets. Piglets have taken clenbuterol as their staple food and growth hormone as a snack since they were young. If nothing happens, they will inject some water into their bodies. Now their muscles are full of all five toxins. I'm afraid the fairy
If grandpa eats piglet meat, he will suffer from indigestion, vomiting and diarrhea, and will get sick and so on. Besides, the piglet has an eighty-year-old mother to look after, and there are seventy or eighty litters of piglets to raise. If you
If you eat a piglet, how can they, old and young, survive?"
"What the hell, what nonsense? I've only heard of pigs taking clenbuterol and injecting water like crazy. You, a wild boar, are not qualified."
"Who said that now that wild boars are domesticated, as long as they are domesticated, they can add some food to us so that we can grow up quickly?"
"If you keep chirping, believe it or not, I'll swallow you up in one bite."
"Do not believe"
"reason"
"Because you are lonely"
"You are just a pig head, why should you learn the ancient dragon body?"
"As long as you can survive, it doesn't matter if you learn how to use horses or horses."
Da Laohei couldn't help but feel that if a pig is cheap, it will be invincible.
But, fuck you invincible
Da Lao Hei swung the black snake's tail and whipped the Wild Boar King into a rolling gourd.
I call you bitch, I call you invincible. I wonder if you can resurrect in full condition if you kill it.
"The snake is big and slow to use force. I have something to say."
"Raise your hand if you have anything to say"
"Excuse me, Big Snake, where are we?" The Wild Boar King is indeed worthy of his thick skin. After rolling on the ground, he automatically demoted himself to Big Lao Hei's younger brother and ran up to Big Lao Hei.
Please the new boss
"The meanest pig is invincible. I was just going to ask you, how did you get to this place?"
"I don't know either. When your eyes turn black and white, you will see a big snake."
"Push forward a little further, what was the situation before everything went black?"
"Before my eyes went dark, I thought about it. Oh, by the way, I was about to rush towards a monkey."
"Monkey?"
"Yes, it's the kind of black-skinned monkey that has basically no hair on its body and is covered in messy things."
"Collapse, the person you are talking about is a human, of course, it is also a kind of monkey. Did the monkey you saw have no hair on the top of its head and was blue??"
"Yes, Snake Da really has unfathomable magical power. He can even calculate this."
"That's right, I also met that guy and came to this hellish place. I just wanted to tease him. I didn't expect that this monkey was pretending to be a pig and eating snakes. He actually threw his labor and money into this hellish place.
Come on, one level lasts for decades, little pig, you don’t know what kind of hell my grandpa lived back then.”
"You know, this place used to be as big as my current body in a circle, and apart from a few fish to eat in the pond, there was nothing else."
Da Laohei finally found someone to talk to, and he poured it on the Wild Boar King like he was dumping garbage. The Wild Boar King seemed to be listening to a fairy tale, listening to such a man with flowers blooming, birds singing, flowers filling the forest with fresh fruits.
The super pig paradise actually evolved from a pig pen. Just listen to what my grandfather told me about the time when Master Bajie followed Monk Hua and the Hairy Monkeys to the Western Clan. This is a pig.
Grandpa tells fairy tales.
Wu Li saw that a pig and a snake could hum and hiss inside without fighting. He thought it was too boring, so he ignored the two guys and went down the cliff, leading a group of doglegs along the cliff.
move on.
The Wild Boar King was listening enthusiastically when he suddenly felt a gust of wind coming from behind, and then the world began to spin again, turning into a rolling gourd.
Before the Wild Boar King could get angry, he heard a violent pig howl. Hearing this familiar pig cry, the Wild Boar King couldn't help but shrink his head.
"You old man, why did you end up here? I was bullied. Why don't you quickly summon your younger brothers to take revenge?"
"She Da, this is my family's bearer."
"You little bear bag, why are you afraid of a smelly snake? Why don't I pop its asshole?"
But I saw another stupid, big, black wild boar fall from the sky, hit the wild boar king King Kong on the waist, and knocked the wild boar king away. It took him a long time to wake up the dizzy pig head, and he just woke up.
, he saw the master of the house pretending to be a grandson by wagging his head at a smelly snake, and became furious. He flashed his fangs and charged at Big Lao Hei savagely.