Wu Li guarded the wild horse king who was pretending to be a dead horse for most of the day. The little wild boar he had eaten in the morning had turned into feces and was excreted. With his belly bulging, he had to get food again.
It was too hot at noon, and eating barbecue for dinner was too tiring, so Wu Li conjured up pots, pans, shovels, tables, anvils, bricks, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and directly set up a small open-air kitchen.
It is said that dogs have noses, and the rhubarb and black flowers that have been separated for a day came running over smelling the fish soup simmering on a low fire.
Wu Li saw that his loyal loser had miraculously found him, so he gave all the freshly stewed fish to a few loyal losers, except for one that he gave to this guy Xu to try.
As for myself, just drink fish soup.
Seeing that the bad guys were coming over, Wu Li simply washed the glutinous rice, peeled the beans, killed the eel, and stewed a large pot of eel, beans and glutinous rice.
Forty minutes later, humans, monkeys and dogs all had their portions, and each had a bowl in front of them. It was enough to fill up even if you ate a little bit quickly.
"Lulu..."
Wu Li heard the noise and looked towards the Black Horse King. This guy was standing there shaking his head, wagging his tail and shaking his body to shake off the dust stuck to his body.
It is said that horses will lie on the ground when they are born. Once they stand up, they will stand for the rest of their lives unless they are about to die.
Even when I sleep, I sleep standing up.
When the Dark Horse King lies down, can it be said that he died once?
And this stop should be said to be a resurrection from the dead.
Wu Li ignored this stubborn guy. Such a respectable beast should not be tamed until it loses its pride.
However, the screenwriter of life once again made Wu Li dumbfounded
The dark horse king turned his big black nose and sniffed the free and fragrant air several times.
Then he trotted up to Wu Li and pointed his mouth at the big wine jar next to Wu Li.
However, it’s almost dry and I can’t lick it out no matter how long my tongue is.
What he said is so ridiculous. He must have drunk all the wine and still licked a hammer.
As the ancients said: Everything has its own weaknesses.
Sure enough
Wu Li conjured up a jar of local wine purchased from a fellow villager, opened the mud seal, poured a large bowl and put it to the horse's mouth. This black horse king, no matter how fierce the horse was, was trained to be soft around the bowl by this shochu.
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Wu Li couldn't help but sweat as he watched the monkey take several sips from a bowl and drink the wine as a drink.
Fortunately, I have enough inventory. If I really had to raise two drunkards, I would really not be happy.
Just when one person, one monkey, one horse and seven dogs were eating and drinking vigorously, a clear cry of "Oh..." suddenly came from above their heads.
The little golden-haired monkey screamed when he heard it. He immediately threw the bowl away and jumped into Wu Li's arms. He even opened Wu Li's canvas coat and hid it inside.
The Dark Horse King behaved as if nothing was wrong, and continued to snort, turned his lips to Wu Li to reveal some big white teeth, and lowered his head to take a sip of old wine.
The big yellow and small black flowers all raised their heads and barked towards the sky, looking like they were facing a formidable enemy.
Wu Li turned his back to the sun and set up a pergola with his hands to look up at the sky. He could only see a small black spot hovering in the sky.
You really have whatever you want, Shanying
I just don’t know where this guy’s lair is. I’m afraid I’ll find the lair and find it on the top of a cliff with no way to climb up. Then I’m really a second uncle who cheated your father.
However, you definitely have to catch up and take a look.
After another sharp hawk cry, the mountain eagle hovering in mid-air threw itself down like a bomb. In a few seconds, it fell from the mid-air to the ground, and then opened and closed like acrobatics.
His wings flew forward in a super gliding motion, his claws swooped forward and his body flew into the air, with a fat hare underneath his claws.
Quack, bring the food back to the nest. There are either chicks or eggs in the nest. Little ones, hurry up and run after them.
After Wu Li doused the fire completely with water, he put all the picnic supplies into a hidden corner of the space with a wave of his hand, and then ran after the eagle in the direction it flew away.
Why does Wu Li have a horse but not ride it?
It's not that he's afraid that drunk driving will result in penalty points and his horse license being revoked, but he's afraid that if the dark horse king is unwilling, then he will lose face.
The dark horse king really followed Wu Li at a trot. He had no intention of overtaking, nor did he show any intention of letting Wu Li ride. Anyway, he just followed Wu Li's footsteps, seemingly just to drink that delicious fragrance.
Spicy drinks are coming
With two feet chasing a pair of big mountain eagles with a wingspan of more than two meters, you can imagine the result using pp.
After a while, not even the eagle feathers were seen.
But it doesn't matter if I didn't see the eagle feathers. Anyway, keep running in this direction until you reach the shadowy black shadow. This mountain eagle will basically build a bird's nest on a certain high ground.
They chased until the sun was almost setting, and Wu Li couldn't walk anymore. The shadows were still shadows, and there was a protruding hilltop as a reference point. Wu Li had to run and become confused.
Let’s do some ball counting today, eat, rest and sleep, continue tomorrow
"Are you Wu Li? I know you answer the phone. Wu Li, please answer the phone quickly."
The one next door to Mara, the mobile signal is too good. Generally speaking, there is no signal in a closed space, so how can I have a signal myself?
However, no matter how awesome the mobile phone is, it cannot be compared to our domestically produced phone: it is waterproof, fireproof, electricity-proof, and anti-theft. I heard it is also lightning-proof.
"Hey, daughter, my brother is busy. If you have something to do, please keep it short."
"Give me your ID card when you have time, and I can help you apply for a visa to travel abroad at public expense?"
"What kind of rice? A long story about a girl catching up with her, the more detailed the better."
"Well, the bald brother is really a wonderful person. There will be a koi competition in the island country at the beginning of next month. The Jinhui sold from me is said to be a new mutated species. I also received an invitation from the organizer of the island country. Of course, the koi carps I have cultivated
Of course, new types of technicians are also invited. I just filled in the name of the bald brother. Does the bald brother have any objection?"
"I have no objection, of course I have no objection. I have had a wish since I was a child, which is to ride all over the Oriental pony, empty out all the silver mountains in the island country, and let my big yellow destroy all the beasts in the island country. My ideal is great.
No?"
"Well, it's understandable that Dung Qing is thinking. Someone's a fat sheep came to the door. That's it. Remember to give me your ID card as soon as you have time. The sooner you get the visa, the more secure you will be. The street girls at the comfort station in the island country are still waiting for the bald guy.
To comfort you."
"Well, I will do it as soon as possible."
After hanging up the phone, Wu Li's mood that had just been depressed suddenly became extremely high.
The island country is a paradise for men and birds. There are countless bird's nests waiting for the birds to enter. In a place that is rich in love action movies or, to put it more civilized, literary and artistic films, the bird's nest is so open that even birds can enter and exit by the way.
Even if it is the invincible state of Rhubarb, even if it is the golden monkey, even if it is the wild boar king, even if it is the black horse king, even if Big Laohei's thing is just a small protrusion, those bird's nests will still welcome everyone.
Lao Hei's visit is just because the protrusions of the beasts in the island country are not much longer than those of Big Lao Hei. He really doesn't want to learn how those beasts use their tongues. Big Lao Hei's tongue can be licked to pieces.
Lose
Of course, what makes Wu Li most happy is that there seems to be an opportunity to throw Big Hei to the island country and pretend to be a big snake or something.
Wu Li hummed a little tune, and Mebrazi made a fire and stewed mushrooms for fun. While the phone still had power, he reported to his sister-in-law, Erya, Yuan Fei, and Xiao Qing that the phone should be turned off for a few days. Please do not hang up.
I think, when I finish my retreat, I will naturally go back to find them.
I called Rich Man Wang and Manager Zhao again and asked them to take more care of some things, such as that bullshit bartender. Now I can't count on myself to perform my duties and fight at the first scene these days.
, I can only mentally support the mayor and Director Xiao next week.
After all the ordinary things were done, Wu Li concentrated on making dinner. He wanted to eat, but these losers also wanted to eat. He was so weird about eating cooked food, and he was afraid that they would get upset if they suddenly started eating raw food. This was not the case.
The veterinary hospital will put a hanging bottle on them and give them a small pp injection.
Another sharp eagle call came from above his head, and Wu Li saw another mountain eagle quickly catch a fat prairie rabbit, and then fly over his head quickly.
Wu Li looked at the shadow of the eagle disappearing in the distance and made sure that he was heading in the right direction. He would get up and rush there tomorrow morning. If he couldn't get the eagle feathers today, he would just dig out the bird's nest tomorrow.
The cool night breeze blew, Wu Li, the gangsters, and the two guys who were eating and drinking stayed away from the fire, drank and ate chicken. One or two of them were conquered by Wu Li, and they didn't know how close they were to conquering these two.
How far can a fool's heart go?
There were doglegs who took turns to watch. After Wu Li spread a piece of insect repellent powder on the ground, he made a mat and spread it on the powdered ground. He stretched out his hand to grab a bed out of thin air, took out the bamboo pillow, and lay down on the mat.
, and after a while, he and the little monkey lying next to him rang out loud and soft calls.
Early the next morning, at dawn, Wu Li was already walking on the road with his gangsters.
The Dark Horse King seemed to be extremely impatient with Wu Li's procrastination, and galloped away on his own.
If you throw away the unripe black tantou, you can save a lot of old shochu every day.
Wu Li was reluctant to leave the Dark Horse King. They had been together for dozens of hours, and they had some feelings for her.
As he was walking in this vast wilderness, the sound of thundering horse hooves behind him came from far and near, hitting Wu Li's heart from heavy to light. When he looked back, he saw that the Black Horse King was back.
This stallion even brought back a chestnut filly.
Wu Li touched the big black horse's head that was leaning against him in a funny way. He was really a shameless guy.
Wu Li took out a pile of peaches and a push of rye grass from the space. This was a meeting gift for this docile chestnut little mare.
The little golden-haired monkey couldn't care less. He held a big peach in one hand and sat next to the peach pile. He took a bite from the left and another from the right. The juice from the food flowed all over the monkey's face.
After a meal of flattering the little mare, the dark horse king's friendship level with Wu Li soared to the full value of 100+. He even shook the horse's head to signal Wu Li to get on the horse and let Wu Li ride it instead.
Wu felt free and easy now, enjoying the calm taste of pain in his balls while opening his arms to embrace the hot wind blowing towards him. His smug look on his face made him look as stinky as he wanted.
It's just a pain for the dog-leggers who are chasing closely. Although they are all running on four legs, the big black horse has to run five or six steps before the big black horse prancing. This gap is not usually small.