Chapter 223: Holding hands for the first time, +1 update for last month's flowers
Wu Lilai took Yuan Fei Bingbing's little hand and touched his big foot.
"Did you feel it?"
"Did you touch it?"
"What did you think of?"
“Such a panic”
"Uh, why is Feifei's face so red? It must be hot."
"I'm sorry for you, can you ask me if I can be more ambiguous?"
"How could it not be possible? During this period of time, in order to attract Feifei, I went to the Internet to read the love book, Journey to the West, Men's Gang, The Age of Naked Marriage, Century YD Master's Secrets, Houhei Xue, etc., which are essential articles for picking up girls. Although
I only realized a fraction of the essence. However, I felt that my whole person had undergone earth-shaking changes, and I understood why I was so stubborn. It turns out that I am actually very talented and intelligent, so I must
You have to be extremely good, Jiang Zi makes me look very smart."
"Well, I didn't realize how smart you are. Except for two things, being stupid and being shameless, and the rest is just a mouthful, I didn't see that your so-called wisdom is hidden in that nook and corner."
"Hehe, it seems that I have quite a lot of advantages in Feifei's eyes. It's not in vain that I have been practicing day and night these days. I have been practicing hard in seclusion. As expected, the peerless magical skills are the result of practice.
"
"Just continue to be poor."
"Sister Feifei, sister Feifei, do you miss my baby? Oh, why are you and my uncle holding hands? Are you in a relationship?"
When Yuan Fei heard what Nannan said, the rouge color on her pretty face became more and more gorgeous.
Even the poor guy was so paralyzed by the gorgeous girl with no makeup next to Wu Li that he almost stopped talking and pretended to be a toad.
Yuan Fei pulled away slightly, and Wu Li cooperated very cooperatively and let go of Yuan Fei's jade hand. It was too much to do too much.
Anyway, after the first time, the second and third times are far away.
"My daughter needs to be called Auntie Feifei, not sister. If she calls her Auntie, my uncle will buy her her favorite beef soup with big bones. Next time she goes to town, she will also buy a big hugging bear for her." Wu Li saw this little shabby girl.
He actually called Yuan Fei sister, which sounded awkward. Didn't he become a weird uncle who groomed Lolita? He had to correct the name Han Da Da.
"No." Nannan didn't even shake the old uncle, she turned around from Mr. Fan's arms and opened her little hands to ask Yuan Fei to take him over.
"Sister Feifei, my old uncle is really bad. If you don't listen to him, you won't be able to do this or that. You won't like this kind of big bad uncle, right?"
"That's right, how could it be possible that you are so far behind?" Brother Fantong was amused when he heard this, and started doing his old job of stirring up shit.
"That's right. As long as my daughter doesn't change her tune, we will be a generation apart. It's up to you."
This sentence did not come from Yuan Fei's mouth, but Wu Li read it from Yuan Fei's eyes.
Wu Li was holding Qingpi Xiangtong when Xiao Huzi suddenly said something else: "If uncle doesn't agree to give me a complete set of Pleasant Goat bobbleheads today, Feifei is my sister. If you beat me to death, you won't call me auntie, and I will be beaten half to death from now on."
Instead of calling me aunt, I will call you sister, and I will let others say that uncle is eating young grass in a lifetime."
"I'm so close to you, little bastard, but you've rebelled against me, you two little white-eyed wolves. The blind old man hurts you two so much. He didn't stand up to him at the critical moment, and even added insult to injury. Be careful with your little ones when you go back."
pp will bloom."
"Sister Fei, look, my uncle is a big bad guy, right?"
"Yes, this guy is the big bad guy Big Big Wolf. Let's ignore him, Nannan. Today, my sister will take Nannan and Xiao Huzi to eat big bones and beef soup."
Yuan Fei walked forward with Nannan in her arms. Nannan made a gesture to Wu Li from behind where she could not see him. Wu Li raised his left eyebrow to express his acceptance. There was something sinister about the look between uncle and nephew's expressions.
Love is there
After making this subtle little move, Wu Li pushed his way to the front to clear the way for Yuan Fei.
"I can't get enough of this beef soup. Did Feifei come to the market today or go to school to do errands today?" Wu Li said quite fondly about the beef soup from Lao Niu's century-old store.
"That's all. Come to the school to go through the formalities, and then go to the market to buy some vegetables and chop some meat. I'll take you back. Looking at you, it seems that you brought your girls here just to have fun." After Yuan Fei finished speaking, she lowered her head and blew.
Take a sip of the fragrant beef soup with onions and take a small sip. This beef soup is Beerzheng. The more you drink, the better.
"Haha, I really came here to satisfy my craving today. Mr. Fan said I came here to feel the atmosphere of going to the market that I haven't experienced in many years. I also thought that I haven't brought my daughter to go to the market for a few days, so I came down today to have fun.
Ah."
"Then what's going on with Xu Zi? How can you, a hero, save a beauty and still get such a result? How can you afford to lose such a person?"
"What do you mean you can't afford to lose this person? Didn't you touch him just now and you still don't understand what happened?"
"No, no, you two, stop playing riddles and explain it more clearly. My IQ is a little low right now and I can't understand what you are talking about." Brother Fantong's last two sentences were confusing to me. I must
I need an explanation
"Anyway, with your current IQ, you won't understand for a while. I won't waste so many words with you." Wu Li's words made Brother Rice Tong want to spit beef soup on his bald head and face.
Damn, there's no such way to follow people when they talk, right?
"You bald man, I can insult my own IQ at will, but you can't insult my IQ at will. Otherwise, I guarantee that my upper and lower lips will tremble and I will spray beef soup all over your girl's head."
"Sauri, I will try to control my mouth as much as possible in the future about your retarded facts and never say them out casually again."
"If I say anything else, I'll be really rude to you."
"Hey, Fei girl, why are you so lost in thought? What did I say just now? This time, I was really interrupted by my brother, and I forgot about it."
"You can go whatever you want." Yuan Fei drank the beef soup leisurely and paid no attention to this annoying guy Wu Li.
"Uncle, I mentioned that Sister Fei touched you..." Xiao Huzi, this little naughty little boy, said something shocking, and he was also out of breath.
"Well, you little bastard has rebelled against you today. Why don't you take me back with you? Let the kidnappers catch you and sell you to a ravine to be used as a cub for others."
"Tch, there are mountains as big as Daqingshan. Besides, if you don't take me home, I won't go back to my grandma's house with sister Fei to get married. Sister Feifei, my sister will take me to my grandma's house today. I haven't been there for many days.
, I miss my grandma and grandpa so much.”
"Me too, me too, sister, take me back too." Nannan, this girl knows how to make noises, just make noises, why do two of them call sister so brightly, brightly, brightly, who are they calling?
Listen.
"As long as your uncle agrees, my sister will take you back to your grandma's house. Your grandma was still talking to my sister today, saying that she hadn't seen these two naughty and clever little guys for a long time, and she couldn't get enough of them."
Wu Li was very sweaty after hearing this. One was Yuan Fei. This girl seemed to like the role of sister very much. Could it be that this girl had a heart that could be controlled by an uncle? Secondly, her grandmother was really good at talking. It’s been a while since we last met.
By the time these two little mischief-makers have reached the point where they can no longer rub the numbness, a grandma like this will educate a powerful nephew in the future.
"Uncle, we don't care about you now. You took us back. You can take Uncle Rice Bucket and Grandpa Fan back alone to take care of our brothers. Don't be blind."
"No, no, little tiger, you, our, our, our, our, our, our, ours, your bastards, you learned it from there, no one in our family taught you to talk like this, right?"
"Silly old man talks like Jiang Zi. Of course I learned it from my uncle's computer. You, a local leopard, can understand us, the post-00s generation. We have a generation gap of several decades. I don't use Martian to communicate just to give you face. I
I’m afraid that my uncle won’t understand and it will hurt his face.”
"I've been to Martian. Only Martians can understand it, right? Little Huzi, are you a visitor from Mars? Let me pull your face to see if you have been parasitized by Martians."
"Don't worry. Now I am an Earthling for the time being. When my Martian companions come to conquer the Earth, I will: Little Huzi transform into a Fire...Star...man"
"Little brats know how to read cartoons that are not nutritious. If you really want to go to grandma's house, I will send you there today."
"Tch, I'll send you there. The motive is not pure at all. Also, my uncle said that we know how to read comics. Shouldn't we read the love action movies you like to watch, or adult magazines, or pornographic articles?"
Wu Li's eyes were almost in awe. This little brat was so sharp when it came to causing trouble. Today, his image was thrown to the ground and stepped on by this little brat. He even vomited on it when he was excited.
A few mouthfuls of saliva.
I was completely defeated by two little brats today, and I have already established a very powerful image in front of Yuan Fei: Uncle Wei
"Well, it seems that your uncle is quite successful. Xiao Huzi and Nannan seem to love and hate your uncle. If you can bring this uncle to this state, no wonder you are so shameless when picking up girls.
Woolen cloth."
"My beautiful eyes and big eyes are so reasonable. My evaluation of Wu Li is simply the truth. Brother Fantong is so impressed that he admires me."
"Six bodies? It's true that birds of a feather flock together, and you're not just a bird." Yuan Fei glanced at Brother Rice Tong with big eyes covered with black lines on her head. The meaning in her eyes was really interesting.
Brother Fantong didn't care whether he had dandruff or not. He reached out and grabbed his flowing hair and giggled twice: "Slip of the tongue, purely a slip of the tongue."
Wu Li put his head into Brother Fan Tong's ear and warned in a vicious voice: "Brother, this girl is my favorite. If you dare to mess around and grab me, I will turn the page faster than a book. What does it mean to make you misunderstood?"
If you fall out, you will be ruthless.”
Brother Fantong curled his lips and bit Wu Li's ears: "Brother, no brother, I want to snatch a girl from you. This girl is really my favorite. Besides, picking up girls depends on your own methods. Where are the girls?
You have to tell who belongs to whom, whoever gets it belongs to whom."
"If you dare to do this to me, I will destroy you, this big loser, on behalf of humanity."
"Quack, who is afraid of whom? In the end, we don't know who will destroy who. Brother, I have been practicing this since I was a child."
"Yeah, I've practiced. I admire you. Let's shake hands and practice."
"Practice, practice, no one is afraid of whom."
ps: My colleagues were so awesome last month. I will add one more today to thank you all for your support and ask for some basic tweed.