"Sister Zixia, I have guests here today. I will go to the city to do some business tomorrow, and I'll go there in the evening."
"Sister, I'm really worried about this. If you don't come over, I will give up my life right before my eyes."
"Ah, Sister Zixia, isn't it good for Bairi Xuanyang?"
"What are you talking about? Why are you talking so much nonsense? Come here quickly."
"I'll try my best, I'll try my best to get there before noon."
"If you can't make it before noon, my sister will be choked to death."
Wu Lina has a head full of white hair and is an unrestrained literary young woman. However, she can't help herself if she doesn't meet this requirement.
"What, is there something urgent to do?" Yuan Fei suddenly had a delicate heart. She took one look at Wu Li's expression and knew exactly what she said.
"Well, there is something to do, but it's not so important that I don't go with you to do it."
"Who cares about your company? Just leave Nannan and Xiao Huzi to me. I will take them back to their grandmother's house later. How you explain it to Brother Fantong and the others is your business."
"Long live ideal, if we marry you, I don't know how happy we will be."
"Hmph, I heard that you are a very smart person. You have several vixens at home."
Wu Li is now called a man with a head full of white hair and sweat. Who is so rude? He spread the news to Nannan’s grandmother’s house.
"When I explain later, you will say that I am covering up, so I won't explain. I will just explain their identities to you. One is my classmate, who helps me run a farmhouse to support the facade, and the other is my classmate's friend and professional manager.
Those who helped me run the farmhouse in the past, that’s the relationship I have with them.”
"I don't want to listen to this. If you have something to do, just go and do your own thing."
"Then let's call again?"
"Well, next time we meet, do some tricks again. Hey, since you want to say it's a trick, then what you just did is a trick. I've always hated those guys who get something for nothing."
"Well, I prepare all the props for my tricks myself. It's a matter of character, so I must explain it clearly to you."
"Okay, I trust you, that's it. There's something urgent. Why are you so annoying? The second type of person I hate is a nagging man."
"Okay, I'll say hello to Brother Dumpling, and we'll do tricks with you again if we have a chance."
"Brother Fantong, I'll give you the car key. We'll have some fun later. Just take the old man back. If something happens to me, I won't be able to come back until I understand. If the old man wants to drink, just ask my brother."
"Why are you so long-winded? Give me the key and you can leave. Don't worry about me watching the monkey show."
Wu Lihan clicked, and then ordered Nannan and Xiao Huzi to listen to his uncle and sister's words, squeeze out of the crowd, wave in a deserted alley, and the motorcycle that had been in the space for several days finally finally
When I saw the sky again, I shook the fuel tank and found that the oil had almost evaporated.
Wearing big toad-colored sunglasses, he drove to a gas station in the countryside and filled up the gas. Wu Li hit the accelerator and rushed to Zixia's sister's house to dig into the sewer.
"Ding dong, ding dong"
"Which one is outside the door?"
"I am the King of Heaven and the Tiger of the Earth who specialize in door-to-door service and come to dig the sewers for free."
"You little bald head from Pagoda Town, I've finally waited for you to come. Come in, come in, my sister is almost suffocated."
As soon as Wu Li entered the door, he closed the door, lifted up his floral shirt from the collar, and was about to take off his floral shorts...
"What are you doing? Your sister is almost suffocated. Why are you taking off your clothes?"
"Sister Zixia, didn't she say that she would poke into the sewers? How can she do it without stripping off her clothes? Don't we want to do something new today? Rape, subdue and seduce the devil?"
"Hey, Shenma, Shenma, I just said that the sewer in the bathroom is blocked, and I asked you to help me clear it. Where did you go?"
Wu Li rolled his eyes at the smiling Zixia Fairy with trembling flowers.
"Please, sister, have you ever seen so many small advertisements for clearing pipes at the door? In less than ten minutes after a phone call, they can come to your door with all the equipment and why did they drag me here from the countryside?"
"I heard that those people are very dishonest. They often visit places with the sign of clearing pipes and recycling old appliances, and then after finding out the situation, they will take the next step. My little girl's family wants to
It makes me very scared just thinking about it.”
"Sister, you have to tell me clearly. This is the tenth floor. You don't have any tools. I have to run up and down again. Sister, don't you feel panicked because I'm tired?
Panic"
"Hurry up, hurry up and go buy it. When you tell me, my stomach hurts again."
"The big ones just have to bear with the small ones until they take a shower and cum."
"Both the big ones and the small ones have bald heads... hurry up."
"Really, if you don't explain clearly, you deserve to be hurt."
Wu Li stopped talking nonsense and ran down to a small shopping mall to buy an air compressor and a wire spinner. He ran up again and pressed and turned. Two minutes later, the wire spinner was pulled out.
Here comes a bunch of stuff.
"Why do you have this thing?"
"I didn't know it might be someone from above who rushed in. I never wear fishnet stockings. You stink like hell. Go take a shower. My sister is going to thunder and rain and set off cannons."
Wu Lihan walked out of the bathroom with a bang and went to the shower room to take a shower.
After Wu Li came out, Zixia Fairy pulled Wu Li over and sniffed her left and right. After confirming that Wu Li was smelling good, she said, "Come on, let's go to the bedroom to show you something."
Is the drama finally coming? Wu Li couldn't help but laugh strangely in his heart, and let the young woman pull him towards the bedroom.
"Idiot, look at how stupid you are, what are you thinking about?"
"Why do you need to ask about something so obvious?"
"I know that your bald head is full of sperm. Sister, just like you said in the morning, you are professing all day long. Come here, how about taking a look at the script and the outline of the game written by your sister? Didn't you say that you have read tens of thousands of books?
, I can’t even write it, but I can also make it up, so I can give it to my sister as a consultant.”
"Am I a consultant for a beautiful writer's work?"
"A warning: beautiful women are okay, but please don't add the suffix "writer" or "writer". You should also add the word "writer": beautiful writer, or freelance writer pig pig."
"Oh, I understand. Piggy Beauty, are you sure and sure that I am qualified for the role of Chief of Staff?"
"From what I can tell, you still have some sense. I'll see if you have any insight. If what you say doesn't make sense, I'll just ignore you."
"I see, that's good. I want to see how beautiful writers can write something that is different from those rough guys writers." Wu Li pulled up the computer chair and sat down. Zhuzhu lay on the chair.
From behind, rest your chin on Wu Li's right shoulder and teach Wu Li where to click.
""Fire", the name is very manly, but the content is also very manly, right?"
"Master, you will know after reading this."
Type: Modern urban drama
Main characters: small farmers Hu Li, Zixia, fierce policewoman Yu Dan, bandit leader Huzi, genius underground modification engineer Madman, private weapon manufacturing genius Gunhead, muscle bandit A, and sperm bandit B.
Summary of the plot: a farmer, a beautiful freelance writer and writer, a violent policewoman, a schizophrenic dreamer, a genius underground car modification engineer, a genius who makes private guns in a small workshop, and a man with well-developed limbs.
A stupid bastard with a big head and muscles, a wretched sperm who stays at home all day and wastes toilet paper, these few guys who are unimaginable, due to various coincidences, appeared at a certain bank branch at the same time on a certain day in a certain month of a certain year
With the sound of gunshots inside and outside the sales department, the characters who were originally just multiple parallel lines became vividly intertwined.
Affected by the frightened and chaotic crowd and violent intimidation, a small directional bomb exploded the anti-theft steel door lock, and the robbery was successful.
The bearded people evacuated quickly. The little farmer and the pig, who thought they could breathe a sigh of relief, stood up and fled out, but were squeezed together by the chaotic crowd.
sudden change of circumstances
The bearded gangsters were actually trapped by the police and had to go into the sales department to escape the limelight.
The crowd, who had been frightened twice in a row, was completely confused. When the bearded bandits were furious and killed people to vent their anger, the fates of small farmers Hu Li and Zhu Zhu were tightly intertwined because of a twist of their feet.
After the bloody and violent killing of the hostages, the madman rushed out to take the bearded bandit away, and the violent policewoman Hua stabbed him out.
In the violent car chase on the street, essential scenes and scenes such as chaos, serial collisions, explosions, speeding, and the coming of death are truly reproduced one by one.
Facing the pursuers who appeared behind him, Huzi became angry again and thought of killing the hostages.
Piggy is temporarily safe in front of the three-choice destiny death wheel. The death index of young farmer Hu Li has really soared to a desperate value of 100% due to sperm.
Just when the lives of small farmers hang on a thread, they are ready to rise up and fight for a chance of survival.
The trap hostage behind him was released, causing the little farmer's health to temporarily surge from zero to full.
After surviving this crisis, a bigger crisis is still waiting for Hu Li and Zhu Zhu
So, after Zhu Zhu couldn't bear the pressure and fainted, the little farmer Hu Li's universe exploded and he battled wits and courage with the four thugs. The result was that this guy's character exploded and he only suffered a few minor scratches and sticky marks on his skin.
By digging some dirt, he saved his own life, and also saved Piggy’s life.
So, while Zhuzhu and the little farmer were healing at home, the thunder from the sky naturally stirred up the fire on the ground, and the bed sheets rolled up together.
"Is it over like this? This is too straightforward and there is no suspense." After Wu Li read the introduction of about one or two thousand words, he actually uttered arrogance.
"Oh, so to speak, bald brother, your advisor is really into the drama. Tell me what you think. Let me see what's in your little head."
"I have a few points of view, but if your manuscript is really made into a movie or TV series, you have to put my name on it. If you can't, I won't comment."
The young woman giggled a few times, and her swollen breasts bounced against the back of Wu Li's head, making Wu Li feel so comfortable that he was willing to be pushed all the time.
"Hey, my sister's little advisor, I will sign it for you when the time comes. Second author: Wu Li, okay?"