"Then I'll go with you tomorrow to have a look. If we can find a family member of the military, maybe we can go to the island country for a free trip. It's a natural material library for love action movies and romantic literature films. Here we are
Aunt He Xie is very strict about it. When I watch a small movie, I’m afraid that my computer will be infected and I won’t live anymore.”
"It is said that women waste electricity. Why don't you just follow the trend and waste a little electricity? All you have to do is buy another computer and connect another network cable, one for work and one for downloading or watching short movies online.
Come on, no matter how awesome those Trojan viruses are, they won’t be interested in a machine that doesn’t know anything and is just for watching small movies. The wretched people will either repel each other or worship those who are more wretched than him.
It’s unlikely that I’ll use my hands or feet.”
"Fuck you, my sister is not so horny that she needs to waste electricity. Now that she has a dedicated plumber, she still has to pay for electricity. She pays an extra ten dollars a month for the phone bill. He is always on call.
The door-to-door service of water pipes is much more enjoyable than watching the short movie Shenma."
"It turns out that Zixia also prefers the real-life animal world. Watching the animals on the screen is not as satisfying as being fucked by animals in reality."
"You, a light-headed worm, must be extremely powerful to have such a powerful and obscene thought."
"Ahem, it's not because of you YD Unlimited writers who brought disaster to Jiang Zi."
"Who are you writers? Sister, I have never used my body to write articles. We have always followed the violent school. However, the violent school is about to decline, and money is not so easy to cheat, so I have to change my mind and change my face to walk around the city.
Bai Wen's approach is unlikely to become a big hit, but it is necessary to have a small fire. Anyway, as long as you can earn enough money for the sisters, this idea is considered to be on the right track."
"Zixia, aren't you? The motive of co-writing your article is to earn enough pocket money. Isn't this just a deception of the feelings of the majority of us who read articles?"
"Who cheated you of your money? I ask you, do you always go to big websites to search the rankings for new hot articles when reading articles, and then go to free ones to read? I'll ask you again, have you really paid so much money?
How many times have you visited the website?”
"Sweat, except for the occasional time or two when I spent money to pursue a text that really appealed to my appetite, I really haven't done many such stupid things."
"Hmm. With a pack of cigarettes a month, you can support your sister by a beautiful writer. In fact, reading is the beginning of a very virtuous cycle, but so many guys are willing to throw their money at Xiu in the hair salon."
, but I cry bitterly that I am a poor man. I have enough money to do a show, so I can chase my sister. I spent a year as a bald man. When I got back, I immediately went to the website you chased to become a VIP, and I gained a loyal and supportive fan.
, the writer will have more motivation.”
"When Zixia said this, I didn't really realize my mistake and just go back and replenish the money. When I was outside, I spent hundreds of dollars just renting books and reading books a year. Now think about that money.
It’s a joy to spend it. What’s Zixia’s writing number? I’ll give you my friendly support.”
"Hey, then remember to give me more votes and give me the money. I write articles online. I originally wanted to use the name Black Mountain Old Demon, but someone else took it, so I took the writer name of Supreme Treasure Pig. You can search it
I found it, and my article is now ranked third or fourth on the newbie flower list."
"Then you have to support it to the end. They are already in the top five of the flower list. That's not because Zixia's fighting power is the same as in bed. It's not as strong as ordinary two-parters."
"My editor said they privately call me a fighter jet with all motors on. I like that, sister."
"I wholeheartedly agree with this assessment. Not only are you a fighter jet, you are also a ferocious and explosive combat aircraft when fighting me."
"Fuck you, don't get angry. I can't just fight until you can't shoot the bullets out of your chamber before letting you get out of bed."
"Whoever is afraid of who is the leader must fight to the end for the dignity of the leader. Supreme Treasure Pig, your Supreme Treasure."
"Damn it, sister, I need to call a timeout. I've been soaked in water for a long time, and I can't bear the conquest of my husband. Bald Gege, let's go to the kitchen with my concubine."
"Uh, it's too weird and I can't stand it. It turns out that sonic power does exist. Sister, please stop pretending to be that old woman like Sui Ling. I'm disgusted."
"Haha, then take me and take a mandarin duck bath first, then the young couple will cook dinner together, and then go shopping with my sister in the afternoon. It's just a few small requests, no problem, right?"
"Of course, there must be no problem." Wu Li answered very crisply.
After taking an extremely fragrant mandarin duck bath with Zixia, they put on the couple's large T-shirts specially prepared by Zixia's sister, and the two young men and women crowded in the kitchen to pick vegetables and kill chickens.
"Zixia seems to know how to cook. You pick vegetables very neatly. Why is it that the kitchen didn't seem to have been used for a while last time I came here?"
"I'm just too lazy to go out to buy food, and I don't think it's a waste of time to pick and cook food. If I have this time, I might as well order a takeaway. I can save this time and code a thousand or two thousand words, and still sell it for dozens of dollars.
.”
"Collapse, you girl has completely gone crazy. There is nothing else in your mind except writing. Life should not be a mess. You must have sunshine, friends, family ties, leisure, and holidays to relax.
You also need to have a good stomach both physically and mentally. If you can eat all day long but don’t have time to do it properly, this is seriously unacceptable.”
"But I always feel that I don't have enough time. Cooking and so on are such a waste of time."
"If the collapse wasn't for fear of hurting Sister Zixia's self-esteem, I would have said that I have to reward you, a beautiful writer, with 10,000 silver a month. It's enough for your living expenses, sister. You don't have to update too much in a day, five or six thousand."
Just write, depending on your coding speed, three or two hours will be enough. Then take some time to check. Anyway, my sister is only allowed to work four hours a day. Once she can, she will have a lot of time to relax, play, and go shopping.
, go and cook for yourself and do whatever you like."
"But besides writing articles to earn living expenses, my favorite thing to do is to stay at home and write. The profession of freelance writer is not just to make money, but more of a hobby. So I stay at home and write.
Things are already my favorite thing to do, sister."
"I found that you are completely out of control and you actually have such a hobby. Zixia, you will definitely become that otaku god in the future."
"I think it's good to stay at home. I feel so safe. Look at the last time I went to a bank several months ago, and I was robbed and used as a hostage. In the end, I even brought a beast back and tortured myself several times.
Tell you, I am a single and weak woman, how dare I go out alone in the future?"
"Ahem, that beastly thing. It's hard to argue with who is being bullied by whom. Sister Zixia, please don't keep talking about it."
"You don't need to talk about this. Then I want to go out to do something strange. Without a beast by my side, I won't feel safe. What should I do?"
"The beast can only come to you when he is free to give you a sense of security, but this guy has a lot of things going on at home, so he is not always available."
"It's okay, my sister only goes out once or twice a month. Usually she goes out once to get money, and once she goes out to buy some daily necessities and comes back to wear clothes and hang out in the changing seasons. It's so far away from my world, and I usually don't think about it.
their time.”
"Sweat, it turns out that the house god is trained like this. I can't even express my deep admiration for Sister Zixia."
"Wouldn't it be more to your liking to have a sister's house? If you have a woman who doesn't have to coax, spend time with you, and don't have to give in to such damn things, you can be your sex partner. You beast, why don't you just go and have fun?"
"Well, that's a bit too sharp, sister, be careful when picking vegetables, you've even brought in the weeds."
"I'm happy to be distracted. How can I eat a few pieces of grass occasionally and supplement the trace elements necessary for the human body?"
"It's very good and very powerful. Next time I come over, I will cut a bundle of grass and give it to Zixia Zhuzhu to replenish it."
"Go to this pig and not that pig. The one that can only eat grass and no vegetables. I don't want to make chicken soup today. I want to eat hot pot spicy chicken. My sister likes spicy food the most. I can't eat without pepper."
“But I don’t know how to make hot pot spicy chicken.”
"Who asked you to do it? Sister, I will show you a little bit of my hands today. You can eat spicy food with your bald head, right?"
"It's not bad. People call him the King of Chili Peppers."
"That's good, then I'll put in the dried chili peppers from my hometown."
"Where is Zixia Fairy's fairyland?"
"I am from Emei."
"People from Sichuan, no wonder they have watery skin and white skin. It's all caused by spicy food."
"Absolutely, if there are no chili peppers, then there are so many white, tender and juicy Sichuan girls."
"Then sister, why don't you show us some of your little tricks? I'll give you a try today. Sister will prepare some authentic Sichuan dishes for us to enjoy."
"Why are you so annoying? You know that my sister doesn't like to cook, but you still ask her to do it. Why don't you really do it if you don't agree? How can my sister do such a heavy job as cooking when her hands and feet are weak?"
Wu Li broke out in white hair again. When the fairy started talking, his hairs immediately stood up. He really couldn't stand her being a coward.
"I completely understand and understand that what Sister Zixia wants to express is a crazy idea. Please stop your coy behavior and teach me how to do it. This is fine."
Fairy Zixia raised her butt from the bench and put her head over to give Wu Li a kiss on the face: "Well, it must be perfect. Today I want to eat hot pot spicy chicken, pickled fish fillets, and spicy crayfish.
Beer duck, cold tomatoes, cold cucumbers, but unfortunately there are no pig's feet and sweet potato noodles, so we can't get crystal elbows. I would have liked cold vermicelli."
When talking about hometown dishes, Zhuzhu's age has obviously dropped by many levels, right down to the level where Nannan wants to eat big bones.
"Sister, you talk so much about running the train that you have fun. The key is that I can't even start with these things you mentioned. How do you do it? Come over quickly and give me technical guidance. If you don't let me do it blindly, I will end up with everything.
It must be the nooky smell in my house."
"Hey, would you like me to hold your hands from behind and teach you how to chop vegetables?"