As soon as these two dry coughs sounded, the originally leisurely office suddenly became agitated. The busy men, women, and children immediately stopped what they were doing to play Landlords, stock trading, drinking tea and reading newspapers, their main business of gossip, and quickly stood up.
Greetings to the big boss who suddenly appeared: "Hello, Director Xiao"
"Where's Xiao Wang? There's a wine party tonight. If there's one less person to hold the vat, there's more danger. Get this wine barrel back to me immediately."
"Director Xiao, Xiao Wang was in the hospital for gastric lavage yesterday. I can't get out of bed today, so I have something else to say." The oldest Mediterranean uncle who had just crossed his legs to drink tea and read the newspaper reported the situation.
"Look, the situation today is more dangerous. It can't be done without Xiao Wang. At the critical moment, without Xiao Wang, how can this be done? Your section chief is not here today. At this critical moment, comrades must step forward and serve as leaders.
Just solve the problem by eliminating the disturbance."
"Director, if I have alcohol in my stomach again, the doctor said I can just remove it."
"Xiao Ju, I was given the nickname "One Cup of Pour", you always know this."
"Director, don't look at me like this. I'm allergic to alcohol. Drinking is no different to drinking pesticides. Director, you don't want me to contribute valuable resources to the party and the country at a young age."
Live."
"Director, I'm just a lesbian."
"This little comrade looks strange, is he new? Then he has to be taken to the battlefield for testing. Only comrades who have been tested by alcohol are good comrades. Young man, I found it myself at the Emgrand Herringbone box at eight o'clock in the evening.
Are you there?" Director Xiao is really an experienced actor. He is obviously acting, but what he plays is called a person who is both fake and true, and true and false, and true and false, and false and true.
"That Meimei, I'm here to be a grassroots observer, why do I feel like I'm in a wolf's den?"
"Nonsense, I'm just asking you to have a drink with me. That's all. If I were a man, I would risk my life to seize this opportunity. Oh my god, what if there are ten thousand people in the world?
Once you get into the eyes of that big shot, it will be much better than giving any gift."
"There's nothing wrong with drinking with you, but if you're like that little king and you even accompany him with your body, even your body is given to the leader, then wouldn't it be all a cloud in the eyes?"
"Well, brother, you look like you have a body that is worthy of a job. I believe you must have achieved something before you fell down. Then you can take care of yourself."
"Ahem, that, what, the new colleague, come over here, you go over to drink with the boss in the evening, I have something to remind you, don't let Director Xiao think that you are someone who was arrested from us.
It would be bad if we were blamed for the trouble." Mediterranean coughed twice, then tapped the table with his knuckles lightly and not hard, attracting Wu Li's attention, and then said to Wu Li.
Wu Li smiled humbly at the female colleague who helped him apply for the Imperial Food and Iron Rice Bowl Certificate. The female colleague smiled at him, with the words "It doesn't matter" flashing between her eyebrows.
Wu Li habitually took out Bao Zhonghua and gave it to his strong colleague in the office. Finally, the Mediterranean man who was about to teach him a lesson gave him a cigarette.
Colleagues who came, these guys accepted the cigarettes out of dignity, but they all threw the cigarettes into the desk drawer on the grounds that smoking was not allowed in the office.
Anyway, as soon as Director Xiao left, these three big men went off to do whatever they were supposed to do.
Fighting landlords, speculating in stocks, drinking tea and reading newspapers, everything is back on track.
"The section chief has already explained that there is no place for you to be posted in the grassroots observer bureau for the time being. Only our section has just retired due to illness and went to make a lot of money to make a lot of money, leaving an empty staff. During this period, you will temporarily be posted in our department.
Office. The vacant desk is yours. The computer password is now six sixes. You can change it when you have time. This is not what I want to talk about. The main point is of course to talk about those who have to drink in the evening.
That’s what I’m talking about.”
As soon as the old comrade paused, Wu Li quickly praised him: "Good advice, but please give me some advice."
"Little brother, you are very eye-catching. This is very important at the wine table. As a pawn who charges for the big guys, whether you are 50% drunk, 70% drunk, 90% drunk, you must
You have to be firm and alert to the end, and you have to completely understand the intentions of the big bosses to tell you whether they are asking you to step forward, or to charge into the battle, or to muddy the water between rounds. Only in muddy water can you find big fish, right?
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The old Mediterranean comrade took a sip of strong tea to moisten his throat, and then continued to teach: "Being alert is a must, talking less and drinking more is the key. You must remember to be a low-key person and drink in a high-key manner. The boss will naturally be in the limelight, and it is not his turn.
It’s up to you. When the fight comes, you must fight to the forefront of the battlefield, and just be a super blood beef shield in front of a big boss.”
"Good advice, good advice, good advice. Brother, I also play online games."
"My grandson likes to play that thing. I am quite old and have to retire this year. He will be interested in that thing. I have seen some online games and network machines in the early years, and I still know the settings clearly.
.The bartender is basically the same profession as the blood cow. They are both the masters who rush to the front to bear the monsters and suffer abuse."
"This description makes our liver hurt right now."
"Isn't it just a drink with you? All you need to do is be clear and careful with your words, drink more and talk less. If you go a step further and learn the skills to adapt to the situation, and be able to sacrifice yourself, then, little brother, you will be able to have an iron job.
It becomes a silver rice bowl or a gold rice bowl. Therefore, the job of waiter is not only related to the honor of our personnel department, but also related to the color of your rice bowl. Now it is black iron level, and in the future it will be silver level and gold level.
Level, or even diamond level, depends on whether your wine can accompany you to make flowers. Of course, it is not impossible to accidentally throw the iron rice bowl into the steel-making furnace and melt it.
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"I thought that as soon as I became a public servant, I could serve the people. I didn't expect that everything is risky. I have to be extremely cautious after entering the industry. Thank you for your advice. There is no chance to hold a thank you dinner tonight. I will invite everyone tomorrow night
Go out and have a meal. You choose the place. I just have to do my job as a wallet."
"Okay, it's okay to get together. In the future, we will have to work with colleagues. It's time to get together and have a good chat. You three have nothing to do and don't leave. We will meet at the same place tomorrow night. That little brother doesn't know the place. Let's meet up after get off work tomorrow. It's over."
The other three colleagues, who only had glasses, hesitated, but nodded and agreed to the party tomorrow. The strong man and the female colleague agreed very readily, which shows that these two guys are quite happy to have a meal.
"Brother is really taking good care of me, a newbie, and I haven't even asked your name for help yet."
"I get angry when I mention the name. My parents gave me the name Jia Zheng. It's unlucky for a civil servant to have this name. I've been working in the department for almost thirty years, and I'm still the chief of a small unit.
Not in this world."
"My brother is already quite good. He is more or less a glorious people's civil servant. He can make hundreds of millions of middle-aged and above compatriots envious and jealous. Look at me, I am also content and happy. I still have a good attitude towards life.
It’s a certain experience.”
"I'm not satisfied anymore. I no longer have the energy to run and crawl. The most important thing is to enjoy this last office life. I would like to introduce you to three colleagues: Wuden, the glasses deputy, and the other two
The male clerk is called Niu Dazhuang, and the female is named Ma Xiaoli. Our head is called Long Xingwu, and the little brother must remember to call him Long Ke. This is not careless."
"Thank you, Brother Jia. I won't have to worry about it. My name is Wu Li. If you have something to say, please call me Xiao Wu and Xiao Li. I will definitely help you a lot."
"Xiao Ma, Xiao Wu will be a colleague of our department from now on. You can take him to recognize the door first and tell Xiao Wu the secrets inside and outside the door."
"Jia Tou leaves the man to me, and you can just drink your tea and read your newspaper."
The female colleague threw a stack of printing paper to Wu Li, "I just have a job at hand, and Xiao Li just wants to go with me as a coolie."
Wu Li glanced at the printing paper and personnel information registration form.
"Sister Ma, didn't you fill out this registration form when you joined the company? It's such a big pile, why do you need to fill it out again? Is this necessary?"
"Of course it is very necessary that the personnel information must be updated every year. After this summer, the guy with a high school diploma from Xu Middle School, a year later, it is super bad to get a diploma from a college and TV university. A bachelor's degree is normal, and a master's degree is still
Even so, the best ones can get a Ph.D. and postdoctoral fellows. As long as the money and connections are in place, some guys can get foreign diplomas. Although these guys hang out in the workplace all year round, when the basic information sheet is verified,
They just brought out the red graduation certificate with steel cut on it. Don’t underestimate these diplomas. The clerks want to climb up, and the bosses want to move up. In addition to hugging the big thick legs above, they work hard on their own.
In addition, a diploma is a big threshold. If you don't have a diploma or above, you have no chance to be someone else's leader."
"Then I, the grassroots observer, am a genius. Although I know and understand these five words, I have no idea what my responsibilities are now."
"Hey, this grassroots observer is not just a sinecure, working in name only, showing his little face at the beginning and end of every month, as long as you are there. By the way, you only have a high school diploma, you are too humble.
It’s a little bit better.”
"Well, I'm a farmer, and I have an academic degree from a national key high school, which is already very impressive. Why do you want me to be a farmer and find connections to get a postdoctoral fellow? That stuff can't be used as food."
"The past was before, the present is now. Now that you have become a glorious public servant of the people, you have to follow the unspoken rules of the public servant of the people. Leave the academic qualifications to me. The price will be unified internally. The big one is five thousand, which saves money."
A bachelor's degree of 10,000 yuan, a national bachelor's degree of 20,000 yuan, a bachelor's degree and a master's degree, 50,000 yuan, and a bachelor's degree, master's degree, and doctorate are 80,000 yuan. You can get a postdoc with 100,000 yuan. I think you can use 50,000 yuan first, and I can get you a postdoc who graduated last year in the summer.
Guoben, next year I will graduate with a bachelor's degree and a master's degree. In the past few years, I have been able to survive with a master's degree. I will only use it when I have a chance to take a lift.
If you are considering getting a Ph.D. or a diploma or something, just ask me to get it for you when the time comes."