"Finally we can talk to each other. That guy in the sky quickly let me out. This hellish place is simply not a place for snakes to stay."
Wu Li saw that Da Lao Hei didn't even care about the giant eagle's attack, but instead hissed in front of him. He couldn't help but wonder, could this guy understand human speech and still find his invisible body?
nothingness?
"Big Lao Hei, can you hear me?"
"I'm leaning over. I'm so excited when I can't hear you, a bald guy."
Wu Li had a 50% chance of being able to understand the agitated and out-of-control Da Lao Hei. In other words, he was still just doubtful.
Come on, try it, you’ll know if you try it.
Wu Li's mood suddenly soared for no apparent reason. If this old black guy could understand what he was saying, then...
Don't be too yy or too yd.
Wu Li secretly laughed a few times and said to Da Lao Hei, "Hey Da Lao Hei, I only saw you hissing and threatening me. I don't know what you want to do. If you understand what I say, you will do it right away."
He banged his head three times at me like he was grabbing land to show his sincerity."
Da Laohei was frightened by the thunderous explosion in the air. Hearing what Wu Li said, he grabbed his head and howled: "I'll order your sister's breasts."
"If you really understand what I'm saying, just shake your head three times and five times."
When Da Laohei heard this, he became very angry. He shook the giant man a few times and screamed at Wu Li, "Shake your sister, your sister, your sister's breasts!"
"Well, I'm 100% sure that you are very dishonest. Although you understand people's words, you are very disobedient to my orders. If you continue to be anarchic and uncooperative, we won't be too lazy.
Ignore you little bug."
"Nai Nai, what do you think about your bald head so that I can go out and hook up with Snake Meimei? I feel unbalanced when I see these little birds and pigs with their heads in pairs."
"
Da Laohei flat-mouthed and hissed wildly to somewhere in the sky. Unfortunately, Wu Li didn't understand what the snake language was.
"Don't act powerful with me, and don't act innocent with me. If you really understand what I'm saying, if I ask you, just shake your head and nod honestly. If I'm right, just nod. If I'm wrong, just shake your head. If you don't listen,
, you just stay here honestly and be your local bully king. When the Silver Wolf King and the Giant Eagle King are strong enough, you will wait to be separated by the chaos blade. Now the game officially starts, nod if you understand me.
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Da Laohei nodded with a flat mouth.
"You want to be the king and hegemon in space all the time, and you don't even want to come out, right?"
Da Laohei nodded wildly in depression and then shook his head wildly.
"I want to stay in there and become the king, but boss, you have to let me go out first and seduce a few beautiful snakes. If there are no snakes and grandsons to help me, I'm afraid that I will be like what you said.
Birds and wolves are in a pack."
It's a pity that Wu Lili couldn't understand the snake language. When he saw the old black man shaking his head and nodding, he was dumbfounded. What happened to this old black man? Was he confused by his own question? After thinking about it again, he finally understood the problem.
That's it, Gaga, it turns out that I asked two questions at once, which made Da Laohei very depressed.
"Hey, Big Laohei, listen, do you want to go out?"
The old man nodded wildly.
"You also want to continue to be the king in there?" Da Laohei shouted to his confidant and nodded his head several times.
"Big Lao Hei, do you listen to my command?"
Da Laohei was dumbfounded, hesitated, nodded or shook his head, this is a question
Wu Li saw that Da Laohei was dawdling for a long time without making a choice, and he couldn't help but feel happy again. It was really pleasurable to torture the beasts, especially the beasts with intelligence turned on. It was such a happy thing.
"Da Laohei, think about it slowly, wait until I ask what the Wild Boar King means."
With a move of Wu Li's hand, Da Lao Hei smashed down two huge lumps of jet-black wild boar meat in front of Da Lao Hei. The dust that was thrown up made Da Lao Hei snort and hit the two giant pigs, knocking their heads off.
The pig-brained guy whose foothold was not stable was directly blown into two rolling gourds.
"Hey, listen up, you two pigheads. You only have the right to nod or shake your head. If you dare to chirp, I will let Big Black slap your ass away."
The Wild Boar King and his wife were mesmerized by the show when suddenly a strange disaster fell from the sky. An inexplicable strange force rose from under the belly. In an instant, they turned into flying pigs in the air and hit the black giant snake's mouth directly.
He grabbed the ground with a pig's mouth and was blown away by the giant black snake a few feet away.
The Wild Boar King faced the air and howled like a pig: I am a dignified Wild Boar King, not a meatball that can be rounded and flattened by others. Okay, bosses, please give us some face and don’t let our little ones get away with it.
Let's see our joke, okay?
Wu Li didn't know much about Pig Heng Heng, so he simply ignored the wild boar king's complaints, "Pig, do you want to go out?"
When the Wild Boar King and his beloved concubine heard such a sudden question from the sky, they quickly shook their heads like a rattle.
What a joke. Leaving this paradise among pigs is a more unacceptable outcome than killing them.
Although there are eagles chatting with piglets, evil pigs and fat pigs, Big Hei still entertains them and his wife from time to time.
All kinds of troubles and difficulties cannot hide the essence. This place is simply a daily life for wild boars.
There are endless overripe fruits here, endless mountain scoops of raw vegetables, endless chewing of delicate green vegetables, and endless sow boars here.
Going out? Are you kidding me about space?
The Sow King added in his heart: There is endless love for children and grandchildren here, so I don’t want to go out.
Wu Li was dumbfounded as he watched these two pig-headed and pig-brained guys competing with each other to see who could shake the wild boar queen more vigorously. He couldn't help but feel depressed. It turned out that there was still someone who wanted to stay in it.
Anyway, whether you want to stay or go out, you have to be obedient. If you can't, then I won't let you get what you want. This is the case with Big Black, the Wild Boar King, and there are guys in the space who have been exploited and opened their minds.
If so.
"There is no problem if you want to live and work in peace and contentment here. All you have to do is be obedient. If you are obedient, just nod. If you are not obedient, just keep shaking your big pig head."
The Wild Boar King and his concubine, who were shaking their heads, heard these words coming from the sky. They immediately shook their heads and nodded. Their stance and face are so ridiculous. Pigs are the least important. The pig's world view is: Why?
Live as long as you feel comfortable, even if you are stabbed with a knife after you feel comfortable. As long as you have a happy life, it doesn't matter if it lasts forever.
"Just be obedient. I'll let you do some small jobs in a few days, and you will have the opportunity to live in it forever. If you understand, then go ahead and start making pigs. The little wild boars will be roasted and eaten.
Fragrant, if you are still here humming, I really want to taste the taste of grilled old pork chops."
The two wild boars heard in the sky that they wanted to try the roasted pork chops, so that was fine. They quickly turned around and ran towards the orchard, disappearing into the dense apple forest in a few seconds.
There was no trace.
"Pig King, do you think that guy is a genius?"
"Queen Pig, I don't know where this guy comes from. Is he the legendary god who plays with the creatures in the world?"
"But didn't the black giant snake just say that it was a bald horse? Could it be that bald brat we met before we came in many, many years ago?"
"Hush you pig head, why are you so loud? If he hears it, our good days will come to an end. In my opinion, that bald man is a god in the world of games. Otherwise, how can he do all the weird things?"
Something has come in. By the way, after you eat that kind of female Polygonum multiflorum, you seem to be much bigger. Let me take a few puffs to check..."
Wu Li saw that Big Lao Hei seemed to be unable to let go of the snake's dignity, and his thoughts were still swaying from side to side, so he had an idea to get this guy into the air and throw him down, and let him practice the skill of flying snakes in the air first.
I will use this trick next time I go to an island country.
There was a loud "bang bang" sound, and it splashed into a large wave and fell into the lake. The fallen old man Hei, who was in a mess, still didn't realize what was going on. He teleported into the mid-air again, and the snake eyes went towards
The next time I saw it, Snake Eyes was dumbfounded. The place where I landed this time was actually a newly formed bluestone forest.
You piece of shit, if you keep playing like this, you will die, or you will become paraplegic.
In the past, little Wu Lin and Big Lao Hei didn't make any mistakes in space. Now the space is changing again and again. Even the sun, mountains, rivers and lakes have appeared. If you don't believe it, there is no way to cure a little guy like you.
Seeing that he was about to be smashed into the stone forest, Da Laohei was so frightened that he hurriedly rolled up his body and bulged his scales, and his muscles were so tight. If the protecting whip bone was not broken in time and several joints were misplaced, then
This old snake's life will be taken away by the Silver Wolf King or the Giant Eagle King or even the Wild Boar King.
I think that I, the Black Snake King, have been the hero for the rest of my life, but so far I have been played by a little bald man with a yellow mouth. The hero is too late to return the admiration, but when I am in the prime of my life and want to find a beautiful snake and laugh proudly in the space of my youth, how can I do that?
It's hanging in the hands of those little beasts like this.
Just when Da Laohei was about to withstand the unbearable violent impact, he felt his body tighten again and he landed safely.
When I looked again, I saw that I was actually in my old nest on the top of the mountain where I had been occupying the Nongzibei.
"It doesn't matter to me whether Big Laohei listens or disobeys. I couldn't do anything with you before, so I never did anything to you. Besides, at that time, I needed you to add some vitality and balance to it. Now, you're just killing me.
I don’t know if Da Laohei understands the allusion. Anyway, there are wolves and eagles in the space. With or without your presence, there is no problem with the ecological balance in it. So, be obedient and behave like Wukong.
If you are a monkey, you can still live a wonderful life. If you are disobedient, I will quickly get a big stone to crush you for hundreds of years. That is why you are still valuable. According to my character, I will kill you and eat meat.
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You may not be able to finish all the snake fat you have braised, steamed, souped and deep-fried for three to five years. I heard that snake gall soaked in wine has many magical effects. Do you think I should eat it?"
Hearing Wu Li's strange laughter, Da Lao Hei's scales stood up involuntarily.
How come this pervert still eats snake meat?
ps: Chapter 5 broke out today, please give me flowers