"Who can speak this tune in Mandarin? You're such a genius. International friends, I understand. Get in the car. It's just a matter of saying where you want to go." Wu Li tilted his head to signal the foreign devil.
After getting in the car, when others were still thinking about how to attack this guy, this guy actually took the initiative to hit the muzzle of the gun.
Regardless of whether this guy is a big fish or a small fish, it is always right to catch it first.
"When I saw the oil, brother, you are a civil servant who doesn't look like an official. I guessed it right. Look at this pickup truck, look at the torn off tie and open chest, look at the exit, it belongs to him. I'm really a
What a genius." The tall foreign devil sat down on the passenger seat and made the pickup truck sink. I don't know whether the fish was big or not, but it was quite heavy.
"Boys, we are all familiar with China. Although we speak in quite a dialect, we speak quite smoothly." Wu Li started the pickup truck and drove out of the Foreign Trade Hotel.
"That goes without saying, I said I'm a genius. They say Chinese literature is difficult, but I only studied it for six years and then just slipped away. Not bad, right?"
"You guys have graduated from elementary school. I can't tell. Well, where are you going? Tell me where you want to go and I can send you there."
"I just drank a few glasses of beer and my stomach feels very uncomfortable. Find me a bar. I have to pour some beer into my stomach, otherwise I won't be able to sleep well tonight." The foreign devil patted his belly, indicating that this guy is rebelling now.
, you have to use beer to suppress it.
"We've arrived in China, let's find Shenma Bar. Do as the locals do, let's find a roadside stall to have barbecue and beer. I happen to be hungry too."
"That's right, do as the Romans do, and do as the Romans do. There's nothing better than having barbecue and beer. Brother, my name is Alexander Williams, and my Chinese name is Dashan. Brother, could you please give me your surname?"
"I even got into a relationship with my buddies. My friends named Wu Mingli all called me Fox."
"Fox?"
"Yes, it's a fox. I think it's easier to call you Yali, what do you think?"
"It doesn't matter to me. Your name is just a symbol. You can call it whatever your friends and relatives like. Just use it as you like."
"Brother Yali is just as I expected. You are a wonderful person. Today I will take you to an old barbecue stall to eat barbecue and drink draft beer. Let us have a good chat."
Wu Li turned the car and headed towards Yuwei BBQ.
"Brother, are you sure you won't get diarrhea if you eat in a place like this?"
"Don't worry, I didn't see that the fat man is too busy, and everyone has nothing to eat. Is it just the two of us who are affected?"
"That makes sense. But Fox, are you sure you can eat these weird things? Will there be any side effects after eating them?"
"Anyway, I only eat it once in a while. It's not poisonous. Let's just order something we know."
"That's what I'm talking about, the boss. Give me ten grilled hot dogs first. If there's not enough, I'll add more."
"Collapse, Yali, a foreign leopard like you won't only recognize hot dogs, right? It's understandable that you don't know these vegetables, but you can't help but recognize chicken legs, chicken wings, small crucian carp and mutton skewers, right?"
"I know you."
"I know you, but you didn't order anything, just a grilled hot dog."
"I think this hot dog is a famous brand. I also ordered this brand of hot dog in our country. I don't feel at ease eating other hot dogs. I heard that the food here is either filled with water or treated with hormonal hormones. I'm scared.
."
"I'm afraid of your grandma. Even though I'm afraid of this, aren't you afraid that the pork in the famous brand hot dog you ordered was fed with clenbuterol?"
"Boss, there's no need to grill this hot dog. Just give me two draft beers first."
Wu Li was amused by this timid little mouse, and he didn't care whether he ordered barbecue or not. He ordered two portions each of chicken legs and chicken wings, fifty skewers each of chicken skewers and mutton skewers.
Twenty squids, four small crucian carps, two or two eggplants, ten skewers of spicy shrimps, twenty skewers of green vegetables, two skewers each of green peppers and leeks, ten skewers each of fragrant wheat vegetables and fresh shiitake mushrooms.
They ordered a lot of them in one go, and then ordered ten dozen cold beers. Wu Li and Yali Shanda each took a large number of cold draft beers and sat on the bench to wait.
"Fox, are you sure those things you ordered are edible?" Brother Yali twitched his amazingly tall nose. The smell of barbecue filling the air was too tempting.
"I ordered a meal for two people. If I can't finish it, I'll pack it back for my girlfriend to eat. She won't care about water-preserved chicken, fertilizer, and vegetables. After eating it for many years, not only will she be fine, but she'll eat it in vain.
It's white and tender, and it's filled with water, chemical fertilizers, hormonal hormones, and Sudanese red. It's just floating clouds."
"It's not that I don't want to eat it, but I'm afraid that if I eat weird buns, hot dogs, fried chicken wings, my stomach won't be able to stand the excessive stimulation and I'll rebel."
"Then don't eat. You can just drink beer."
While we were talking, the waitress had already brought over two plates, one with vegetables and one with mushrooms.
"Would you like some of this? The safety factor of summer vegetables is quite high."
"Fox said it's safe, so let's have some." Brother Yali swallowed, and finally couldn't resist the temptation of the strong fragrance, so he stretched his big hand towards the mushrooms on the plate.
"Doesn't it taste good?"
"It's okay, but the flavor of the grilled hot dogs is a little bit off."
"Here come the foreign buns, let's touch one." Wu Li and his foreign friend Yali clinked their large glasses, and they drank it all in one go.
"The most satisfying thing is eating barbecue and drinking beer at a roadside stall."
"Brother, you are absolutely right. Why don't we share a table? It's better to have fun alone than to have fun together. It's not easy to go out to have a barbecue. Drinking alone is not the same."
This is called Cheng Yaojin coming out halfway, and Wu Li's sigh attracted a sultry fat man.
"Meeting is fate, so come and share a table and have a lively atmosphere."
Wu Li didn't take it seriously. Drinking alone, no matter what your mood is, the feeling will never get better.
"Brother, you can do it. You can actually be brothers with foreigners. Come on, let's fight for this."
Wu Li glanced at the big fat man's big swimming ring. It looked like he was a drinker.
"Such a friend is so generous. Come and do it for our international friendship." Yali also came to join in the fun.
"How could Fat Brother be so depressed that he went out to have barbecue alone? Not to mention bringing a little Meimei out, but it's okay to invite a few friends to come out and have fun together."
"Let's not mention the matter of taking my little girl out on the street. I can't afford to hurt my self-esteem by talking about it. The two best friends of Gou Ri finally wanted to go out to have a barbecue today. They called me twice and they actually brought them.
My sister went out for a summer vacation and met these two beasts who don’t show brotherly love. They wouldn’t go out for a few days late to accompany their brother and have this barbecue before leaving.”
"Collapse, I thought Fat Brother was going to go out to escape the summer heat with me, but I didn't expect that you are such a great guy. You have a companion just to have a barbecue, and Fat Brother has turned into a beast in your mouth."
"These two guys are not beasts, they are magic horses. One by two, they took a girl who had just graduated from high school out to do beastly things. To say they are beasts is to praise them."
"Pangpang, in your Chinese dialect, your brother is a beast when it comes to picking up girls. But if you, Pangpang, say that you can't get girls, then you are worse than a beast, right?" Brother Yali said in this weird tone.
, Wu Li and Fatty immediately turned around and started shouting.
"Brother, you have such a top-notch foreign guy who knows all these allusions. He is really top-notch from Mara Gobi."
"Well, he claims to have studied Chinese literature for six years. According to the level of our primary school graduates, we should understand this kind of allusions. It would be strange if we don't understand it. I don't see that many of today's primary school students are like beasts before they graduate.
There are more than one or two young girls."
"Well, what Fox said is a bit profound. Can you explain it in a simple and straightforward way?"
"Fox? Fox?" Fatty interjected and asked.
"Wu Li, my friends all call me Fox. This foreign devil's name is Yalishan Williams, and his Chinese name is Dashan. Just call him Yali." Wu Li was quite impressed by the fat man's speed of thinking.
"Hello Brother Fox, good brother Yali. My name is Dongfang Jian, and my friends all call me Fatty. Come on, Chinese buddies and foreign buddies, let's go together." The fat man stood up boldly, raised his big cup and clinked with the two of them.
I personally drank one cup.
"Fat man, what the fox said just now means something crazy. Can you explain it to me?"
"Brother Yali, Brother Fox is saying that the degree of sexual liberation in our country has greatly surpassed that of your country. There are no beasts or slaves under the age of ten. When you walk out of the door, you are embarrassed to say that you have never had a boyfriend or girlfriend. You can't lose it."
I can’t afford to hurt anyone.”
"Your explanation makes me even more confused. Forget it, not asking for explanations has always been my strong point. Let's drink beer and eat mutton skewers."
"Don't grab a big handful, leave some for us. If this mutton has been filled with water, your foreign stomach will hurt if you eat it."
"It's just that I added some water. It doesn't matter. If you grill it, there will be no water. This grilled lamb kebab is much more delicious than grilled hot dogs."
Brother Yali raised his hand and yelled at the fat boss: "Boss, the mutton skewers will come with three hundred more skewers."
"Okay, we'll add 300 mutton skewers to table two. Wait a moment and they'll be here soon." Of course, the business of the big customer must be taken care of first. Look at the attitude of these three drinking cold beer. It's hard to believe that even 500 yuan is enough.
Spend 800 yuan and come out.
"Fat brother, this fat man with a wide body, works as a boss?"
"Hey, you can work as a boss and get a job at this roadside stall? If you don't have any work to do, you just tinker with the computer at home and play with the stock market, just to make ends meet." The fat man's words could not be said to be proud, nor could he say anything.
I'm not proud, anyway, it's just like staying at home and playing stocks on the computer, just like drinking water and eating.
"I'm a high-end otaku, I'm sorry, but I don't know if my brother is playing stocks, is it domestic, or is he involved in both domestic and foreign countries?"
"The capital is limited, so I just play domestically. Foreign attention is focused on the weather vane and the latest popular sections and dark horses. This has a great impact on short-term operations. I personally prefer short-term assaults, so for foreign stock and futures markets
It’s quite concerning.”
"Brother, I'm a master of mending. When I have spare money, help me do a few short-term operations, so that I can earn some pocket money to use." Wu Li thought, didn't he still have two bags of money that he hadn't disposed of?
Well, it would be a good idea to let them go to the stock market if you have the opportunity, so as not to let them lie in space for a long time and get moldy.
"No problem, please leave your mobile phone number so we can contact you later."