"That fox, if you can trust me, I will give you a lift. Come on, let's talk about this later, let's drink." The fat man didn't care about doing a small favor. Anyway, he was alone.
With only a small amount of funds on hand, I can only make a few transactions a day, which is the highest record of short-term transactions. I can only make 20 transactions in a day. Sometimes I am not in a good state, and I have not touched my account for several days in a row.
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The two of them lowered their heads and saved their mobile phone numbers. Yang Yali stopped, "How can Jiang Zi treat me? We are also brothers, why don't you ask me for my mobile phone number?"
Wu Li and Fatty looked at each other happily, and Fatty motioned for me to speak.
"Because you are a foreign devil, this is not an insult to you, it is just a statement of fact, and our Chinese communication operators are more cruel than tigers and lions. If I save your number, I would like to give it to you that day out of boredom
Brother Yali, please pick up the phone and chat about life and ideals. Damn it, if I don't pay attention and the call time is too short, my phone card will be maxed out. So, fox, continue."
"So, Yali, go and apply for a Kuaukouyy Shenma, and you can harass us when you have time."
"I have a mobile phone number to protest against discrimination against foreigners. I also want one of yours. If I am bored one day and want to practice Chinese but no one is with me, and no one is online on QQ due to the time difference, I will
It’s good to have two targets for harassment. Don’t worry, I’ll call you and pick you up, and I won’t be able to charge you for it.”
"Fox, are you sure we can make international calls in this corner without two-way charges?"
"What you, a computer guru, don't know about, how can I, a small farmer, know about it? Let's just give Yali some face and give him the number, and then we can decide whether to add black or not after asking him clearly."
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"You're right, then let's go to Jiangzi. Yali, please provide your mobile phone number, Qianqiang number, Waiwai number, credit card number and password. Brother Fei and I will just write them down for you."
"Fat man, you are dishonest. All the above are fine. Can I give you the credit card so that you can make a secondary card to help me swipe my card?"
"Hehe, I slipped up for a moment and used the trick of seducing a girl to deceive a rich sister on Yali. I really don't want to do it. Let's have a drink first and then exchange numbers." The fat man said hehe, he was so happy that he talked after being at home for a long time.
My mouth is full of the taste of picking up girls, I have to control it, I have to control it.
After the three people exchanged their mobile phones, QQ and WaiWai numbers, they got back to business and continued drinking cold draft beer and eating barbecue.
"Brother Yali, why are you interested in our Chinese language? Speaking with a rolled tongue is quite difficult for those of you who like to be direct."
Wouldn't it be perfect to eat barbecue and drink beer at a roadside stall without adding a little gossip?
"Fat man, this is a long story. Are you sure you want to listen?"
"Anyway, I have nothing to do. It's quite interesting to listen to your parrot-like tone, Yali. No need to make a long story short. Anyway, it's a long night, so you can just talk about it."
If this speech of a sultry otaku with a little wretchedness could be normal, Wu Li would find it strange. This kind of speaking and acting style is very suitable for this beautiful and fat body.
"That's okay? Then I'll drink a beer to moisten my throat first. Come on, let's do this." Yali Shanda obviously didn't expect that obesity would not behave according to common sense. Originally, this guy just wanted to make a long story short.
, you can take it with you in one go.
"Beer sister, here are three more cold beers. I'm waiting for the beer to tell you the story." The fat man is really a gifted speaker, and irrelevant words can pop out of his mouth like bouncing beans.
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"For the sake of your hungry eyes, I will tell you about my journey of seeking knowledge in Chinese."
"By the way, my grandfather is engaged in diplomacy. You all know this. Being engaged in diplomacy allows you to travel to many places at public expense."
"Wait a minute, your grandfather is engaged in diplomacy, and one day he has the opportunity to travel to China at his own expense, right?"
"Fat man's brain is really smart. You have already guessed the beginning. How about you guess the whole process and the ending, which would save me a lot of waste of saliva."
"I have nothing to do, why are you looking for abuse? I'm interrupting you because I just want to ask you, did your grandfather join the Eight-Nation Allied Forces or did he come to China as a priest?"
"You have such a strong mind. You are neither of the two. You came here as a civil servant stationed in China. It was said at the time that my grandfather only came to travel at public expense under the banner of diplomacy, but he did not do anything in China that was harmful to nature and violated the covenant.
, you can rest assured about this.”
"We should not only keep history in mind at all times, but also have the opportunity to knock the guy who once cut off China's flesh and sprinkle salt on it with a stick, cut it back ten times and a hundred times, and then pour a few buckets of sea water on it.
, this is what our generation should do.”
"Fat man, if you are an angry young man, why don't you knock down all the ghost guys with a stick? I am innocent. Please don't blame your country and family hatred on your brother. I am not interested in telling stories anymore because of your interference.
It’s gone, what should I do?”
"That's right. If you want to make trouble, you'll also make trouble for your grandpa. What's the point of being anxious like a novice like you? Come on, after this, Yali will continue to talk about how you finished primary school in Chinese.
"Beer sister, are you ready for three more draft beers?" The fat man's imaginative ability impressed the young farmer Wu Li.
It turns out that when an otaku reaches a certain level, he turns out to be Jiang Zidi.
"Well, since Fatty strongly urges me to continue talking, and Fox's eyes are so full of expectation, then I will continue."
Wu Li rolled his eyes at Yali, expressing his dissatisfaction. This guy's eyes saw that he was interested in his Yaya Xueyu's academic path. He just had a little bit of gossip.
The big foreigner curled his big tongue and parroted the words. Thinking about it, there are many scenes that make people spit out wine.
"I have been influenced by my grandfather since I was a child. I know that there is a mysterious and magical country in the east. And when he first came here, 99% of the people in this country did not have independent thinking of their own. Grandfather
We call them intelligent humans."
"As for the one percent of the so-called educated people who have developed spiritual intelligence, although my grandfather has come into contact with several Chinese people who have great thinkers and great wisdom, the number is really small and pitiful.
For a country with a population of 100 million, this is already shockingly small.”
"As the Eight-Nation Allied Forces, as you call them, land on the beach with guns and cannons in China, my grandfather once predicted that although China will now endure unprecedented trauma and severe pain, the malignant monarchy will surely be destroyed in the severe pain.
The strong compulsion of the West has been artificially destroyed, and with the entry of scientific civilization, hundreds of millions of pure and dry sponges have absorbed enough water for even one thousandth of the people. China's future will change.
Extremely terrifying”
"Facts have proved that my grandfather's prediction has become a reality. In less than a hundred years, the political situation of China has changed again and again, which has a great relationship with the people's step-by-step independence and liberation of thinking."
"Now the so-called Eight-Nation Alliance's bandits have almost eaten up what they have robbed, but you China are like a high-speed train that is constantly accelerating, rushing forward at a speed exceeding the speed of sound. As long as the train conductor doesn't get hot and gets hot, you have
The development speed of China, with a population base of 1.4 billion, has made even the Western countries feel desperate. There is no way to stop this fully awakened lion from roaring and running wildly."
"Well, Brother Yali, what you said is very interesting, and the content is what we like to hear, but it has nothing to do with your academic records. We just want to hear what your experience has been like.
After all the hard work, how did you conquer the giant dragon of Chinese language? Personally, I prefer to listen to novice stories like The Legend of the Warrior Slaying the Dragon."
"Fat man, your taste is so unique. I don't read magic anymore and I read fantasy web novels instead. No matter how bad it is, it's refreshing to read the novels by young people with superpowers and beauties. What kind of magic do you want to watch? I've finished reading a magic book.
After quitting, you can ignore all fantasy books. There are many fantasy books, and as long as you can’t think of them, there is nothing that the writers can’t think of.”
"Yali, don't keep digressing. It's obvious that you are not good at Chinese literature. You need to get back to the topic quickly." Wu Li saw that Yali suddenly became involved in the category of Internet articles. He knew that as long as he and the fat man talked, it would be controversial.
Regardless of whether it is a discussion or discussion, talking about this topic for three days and three nights may not necessarily lead to the conclusion of Chou Yinmao.
"Uh, okay, let's get back to the topic. In other words, under the influence of my grandfather, I have had a strong interest in the Chinese language since I was a child. However, the Chinese language is really difficult to learn without a language environment. I went to a foreign language school at home for three years.
I still only learned half-heartedly. Later, through connections, I went to Huaxia to study for three years, and then I acquired the basic ability to imitate parrots. After spending several months in Huaxia all year round in the past few years, I also learned this.
The more he talks, the more he slips away."
"Well, to correct a misunderstanding between you two guys, I have a postdoctoral diploma from your Hua Xia Guozheng Er Ba Jing. This is not what you call a primary school diploma."
Wu Li curled his lips and said: "Our unit issues 100,000 doctoral diplomas, which are guaranteed to be authentic and genuine. I wonder how much sponsorship money Yali, a postdoctoral fellow, spent to get them."
"I'm sorry, you can buy a doctoral certificate for 100,000 yuan. Only a mentally retarded person would do such a thing, right? Fox, don't tell me, Fat Brother, that you are one of those mentally retarded people. What if you?
Give me 100,000 yuan to help you do it, and I can help you make 50% of the profit in a year. You can live a normal life just on the interest for a year, and you don’t have to work in that bullshit company you cheated on.
Already."
"Well, I'm only half-brained. Today I paid 50,000 yuan to buy a bachelor's and master's degree from a nationally important university. Fat brother, are you sure the Municipal Construction Bureau didn't do something about it? If it really didn't do something about it, I have it in my hands.
I still have some spare money, so I might as well quit my job and work with you on stock market index futures. How about 50% profit in a year? As long as the capital is sufficient, is it any different from robbing a bank? "
"How dare you resign from a diamond job like the Construction Bureau? There's something wrong with you. You thought you were doing some bullshit to engage in a pyramid scheme and deceitful business. That's why you thought about saving your brother. But there's nothing wrong with you.
When I think about it, the sky has no eyes, why are only people like you sneaking into the Construction Bureau? Brother, I’m actually not bad in appearance, so why can’t any unit give me to the People’s Servant?”
ps: The old farmer is asking for flowers. Ten thousand words in Chapter 3 is a lot. Where are your flowers, fellows?