Chapter 256: Sleepless in the middle of the night ******
"No, why didn't you tell me earlier? Hurry up, hurry up, your vicious dog has bitten the fat brother's crotch, fox, if you don't come to save him, he will make a fool of himself today, brother.
Don't be too busy when I go out. I don't wear underwear."
"Fox, help me" is the concise way that Big Brother Yalishan comes. At the critical moment, how can you procrastinate and talk nonsense? Just get to the point directly.
"Little Hua and Xiao Hei, these two guys are guests. Go back to sleep. I'll stew pork bones for you tomorrow."
No wonder the fat man was howling to the sky and the earth, while Yali Shanda just shouted for help.
It turns out that dogs biting pants are of different levels, so their fear is naturally different.
With a flick of her mouth, the fat man almost threw his two to three hundred kilograms of fat to the ground.
The fat man staggered for several steps before he regained his footing. He lifted up his trousers with both hands and held the little flower in his hand, ready to curse.
Unexpectedly, the little flower teeth flashed as if ready to pounce, and the fat man immediately put down his hand, joking, like a vicious dog, he was looking for a bite.
Xiao Hei, the elder brother of Yali Mountain, didn't seem to be very obedient. He was biting the Yali and tearing it left and right, but wouldn't let go.
Brother Yali simply took the two little black ones on the swing and awkwardly walked to the yard. He also muttered: "Brother is more popular than the fat guy. Not only is the number four to one, the sex wins."
, the welcome time has also increased exponentially."
"You're so beautiful, just let me go." The fat man followed Wu Li's instructions and ran towards the independent bathroom on the right side of the house.
I saw that this guy hadn't walked a few meters away when he saw a piece of garlic thrown under his feet, and he fell to the ground like a dog to chew on his shit.
"No, no, why did your family build a stone as big as a millstone in the middle of the yard? It killed your fat brother."
Wu Li was amused when he saw it, "Well, there are no big rocks in the yard, but that old bastard from Fugui was a little naughty and slept on the road. This guy is not afraid of being targeted like last time.
Catch them and sell them."
"Is this black stone as big as a millstone a bastard?"
"That's right, don't touch it, or I'll bite you without any negotiation."
The three of them made a lot of noise, causing chickens to fly, dogs to jump and horses to neigh in the yard, and even a person got out from under the grape trellis.
"You idiot, why are you so noisy? You woke me up just after you fell asleep. Who are these two?" Old Yang yawned and rubbed his eyes as he walked out of the grape trellis. He was obviously not interested in these three disturbing people.
Qingmeng guy doesn't have a good tone.
"My friends, Fatty and Yali, are going to come over to play for a few days. If it's okay, you can just keep squinting and I'll greet them."
"Well, don't be too noisy. The old man is a light sleeper and will wake up when he is noisy." Old Yangtou was not polite to Wu Li. After saying this, he had already laid down in the rocking chair."
Wu Li turned on the orange street lamp under the eaves. This lamp is enough. As soon as the 1,000-watt incandescent lamp is on, Lao Yangtou can hardly sleep. It is so bright and dazzling that it is better than sleeping during the day.
It makes it difficult to sleep.
"What a green-haired bastard. How can he grow so big?"
The fat man got up and took a look under the soft light. It turned out that the turtle that had been sleeping on him was really a big tortoise. The turtle shell, which was bigger than the basin, was covered with short green moss.
With such a rare thing to see, the fat man could actually hold back his urine. The two guys, Yali and Fugui, were surprised to see how they were holding back their urine.
"You two watch it first. I'll take a shower first and then make something for you to eat." Wu Li had been playing the role of a people's servant outside for a long time. This shirt, trousers and leather shoes were indescribably awkward, so he had better hurry up.
It's so refreshing to change into the roadside showdown Baleno floral shirt and beach pants, and pair it with a big cooler.
After Wu Li took a shower and changed into the necessary equipment for summer cooling, Fatty and Yali were in the room each with a laptop and two with a desktop computer, messing around with each other. Fortunately, they were busy.
"Who's going to take a shower first?"
No one said anything
Nonano is a bear, and with the air conditioner blowing, it doesn't matter if one or two of them are there.
It’s not the labor and management that feel uncomfortable without washing.
"Finally it's done, I'm going to take a shower." The fat man stretched, stood up, searched around in his bag, and went out to take a shower.
Wu Li glanced at the two computers on the fat man's desk. Both of them were lined with a lot of windows. The laptop screen displayed a screen of stock information. The red and green colors made Wu Li dizzy.
.
On my desktop computer is a piece of gossip news from a certain gossip website. A certain star's hometown suffered a severe flood. Regardless of the danger, a certain star personally went to the front line of rescue to send warmth to the armed police officers and soldiers and the elders in his hometown.
, this gossip news has pictures and truth.
Stock trading and gossip are very good and powerful
Wu Li just glanced at the two computers used by Brother Yali and felt dizzy and sleepy.
The twenty-six letters of evil, I feel like vomiting when I see you.
Wu Libu, the guy who was playing computer games with letters, left the room.
Although the air conditioning is good, there is a natural breeze in the middle of the night.
"That's a leg. Soak it in water and put it out. Brother, I'm hungry again. Give the fox something to eat. Just feed it from the farmer's house."
"The flower-skinned cucumber is the most farm-like, do you want a pop?"
"Of course, this is a fruit that can be used to replenish water when staying up late at night. Of course, when you are full, you must at least eat some free-range egg and scallion noodles."
"I'm good at making noodles. It only takes twenty minutes."
"Fox, wait a minute, I want three fried poached eggs and three boiled poached eggs for a total of six eggs. Otherwise, it will be difficult at night."
"Pig head, pig brain, pig belly, you're just a Tou Bajie."
"Whatever you say, if you don't eat a few more local eggs when you come to the country, it doesn't mean your trip is in vain."
"I've got you, Brother Yali, do you want noodles or something? I'll tell you in advance that the Bread and Pizza God won't even open your mouth."
"Do you have rice porridge, steamed buns, steamed buns, fried dough sticks, and spicy soup?"
"You know what you're asking, these things are coming here in the middle of the night."
"That's alright, give me a bowl of egg noodles too. Just double the fat man's. My appetite seems to be bigger than his."
"Pigs, you two are here from Bajie"
Wu Li went out to cook noodles. He was just frying eggs when he heard Lao Yangtou shouting under the grape trellis: "Xiao Li, boiled egg noodles, give me some too."
Wu Li curled his lips and thought, it turned out that Bajie was missing one.
Since Old Yangtou was not asleep, Wu Liqing turned on the incandescent lamp and asked those who wanted to eat noodles to come to the bluestone table under the grape trellis.
"Smells, the spring onions in the country are so fragrant when fried, and the smell is coming out of your mouth and hands. When the fat man heard Wu Li asking them to come out to eat noodles, the fat man jumped out quickly.
"Where are my eggs?"
"Your balls are at the top of your thighs. If you don't believe me, touch them. If you can't touch them, then you are a shemale."
"No, don't tell me that you don't have local eggs at home."
"Xiao Li's native chickens lay eggs in one day and eat them for three hundred and sixty-five days a year. You can't finish them. How could there be no native eggs? Don't worry, I just smelled the eggs.
It’s delicious, and your share is indispensable.”
While he was talking, Wu Li brought out two large soup basins, one with fried eggs and the other with boiled eggs and brine.
"You can eat as many eggs as you want. There is another pot of noodles in the pot. You can just scoop it up yourself when you're done."
Add a few chicken claw mushrooms to the chopped green onion noodles to make it fresh and delicious.
“Delicious stuffed with mushrooms”
Brother Yalishan never thought that a bowl of noodles could be so delicious and fragrant. After taking the first bite, I couldn't stop eating.
The noodles that had just come out of the pot were a little bit hot. Brother Yalishan picked up a handful with chopsticks, rolled them up and blew on them. Then he opened his mouth and put the rolled noodles into his mouth, chewed them and swallowed them.
Several actions are repeated over and over again, and occasionally I will put in an omelette and boil it, and I will praise it after one bite, as if I have never eaten such delicious food in eight lifetimes.
As a foreign devil, if there is a theory of reincarnation in the West, Brother Yalishan will never be able to eat such delicious food in his ten lifetimes.
The fat man's eating posture is not that good either. This guy stretches his face so long that it gets cold, then he raises his hands and lowers his head to snort from bottom to top. This eating posture is such a numb child.
Old Yangtou is still experienced, he blows in small sips, eats in small sips, he is so anxious, it is just a bowl of noodles, and he is not rushing to reincarnate, they say there is still in the pot, and no one will be missing.
A large pot of scallion and mushroom noodles, twenty fried eggs, and a boiled poached egg were all cooked up by four people in less than half an hour.
"No, my legs are full. Let's lie down outside for a while and rest." The fat man touched his unusually bulging belly. He was really full now.
Brother Yalishan burped, and his mouth was filled with the aroma of chopped green onions and fried eggs. He really ate three bowls of noodles on his birthday, even a birdman wouldn't do it.
After just eating and drinking, none of the four of them felt sleepy. Wu Li put away the pots and dishes, turned off the incandescent lamp and replaced it with a 15-watt orange light bulb to keep it on, and went under the grape trellis like the other three people.
The corpse was gone.
"Brother Yali, I'm not going to take a bath this time, or what? The smell of sweat at night attracts mosquitoes."
"I've eaten so much that I haven't regained my strength yet. Let's wait until we take a shower." I don't even want to talk about it anymore. I still take a shower. I don't think about such trivial matters for the time being. My digestion is more important right now.
"Old Yangtou, you unscrupulous uncle, why are you fighting with these two guests? Why don't you leave a few bites for Xiao Hei and the others to eat?"
Wu Li was always annoyed by this old guy. He was such a genius, and he could even make noise with the guests while eating noodles.
"Come on, I'm a guest in your house, okay? Don't think of Lao Yangtou as your wife. I'm just helping you stay overnight. According to the actual situation, I'm just a guest. Then I
We are both on the same level as them, why can't we grab two bowls of noodles like them? I regretted it after I finished eating Lao Yangtou. I also finished Xiao Xiaohei's portion, and I will be punished.
No, my stomach is so tight."
"You deserve it, I cooked for four people and six dogs, but the three of you just stuffed in the six puppies too. The little black wolf has been cursing the three of you in his heart. You deserve to be pushed to death."
We will be happy when the puppy dies. Without three people competing with the puppy for food, the world will become a better place."
"I'll go. Fat brother is really too lazy to move. I'll get up and kill you on behalf of the three of us. I just grabbed a few bites of dog food. You're just going to talk like this, and you're going to go."
I guess the mistake is due to my big eater and stingy temper. You wouldn't have put in more noodles then."
ps: There is a gap, Huahua, the exciting show will be out soon.