Chapter 262: Tell me, what have you seen? Chapter 3: Ask for a big flower
When Wu Li returned home dragging his sore body, it was already the afternoon of the next day.
"Why are you willing to go home? When I see that your face is pale, your lips are blue, your steps are sloppy, and your steps are sluggish, I know that you have done nothing good. You have gone to fuck women. Tell me the truth. Yesterday, you hooked up with a married woman."
The young woman has climbed the widow's wall? She must be in such a state that she is almost exhausted."
Fatty and Yali each had a notebook, which was placed face to face on the bluestone table, and the network cables were pulled from the room to the grape trellis.
In the middle of the table were placed sliced peels, juicy cucumbers, large bright tomatoes, and a plate of pumpkin seeds, fried pine nuts, salt-boiled spiced peanuts, sesame candy and other snacks.
Not to mention, I even got a porcelain plate of pickled cucumber strips, pickled white radish strips, pickled carrot dices, and pickled cabbage.
Then each person also got a bowl of mung bean syrup.
This guy really knows how to enjoy life.
"Ask you, why are you standing there in a daze? Unfortunately, I got everything right. In just one day, you fell in love with a married woman and climbed back to the wall of the widow's house.
He looks like such a ghost."
The obscene fat man rubbed his hands in an obscene manner and then said: "Brother, if you are a brother enough, share it with everyone. I really have no experience of seducing young ladies from good families or climbing the widow's wall."
, I have extremely high expectations for my brother’s experience.”
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. I'm exhausted both physically and mentally right now. Let's take a nap first. By the way, have you seen Lao Wang and Lao Zhao?"
"The men are fishing and the women are fishing for shrimps." Brother Yali was so kind. Fatty didn't get a response from Wu Li and ignored the bald man, but Brother Yali rushed to reply.
"I guess that's it. I'm going to take a nap, so don't disturb me."
As soon as Wu Li touched the recliner, he snored within two minutes.
"Don't make trouble, I haven't slept enough yet."
Wu Li turned over and wanted to continue to squint. Last night and this morning, he did it seven times. After lunch, he took a rest and hurried away while Zhu Zhu was asleep.
Really, I’ve only heard of cows dying from exhaustion, but I’ve never heard of plowed fields.
If he didn't run away, Wu Li would have to be carried on a stretcher to get on the plane tomorrow.
"I'm such a lazy man. He's still sleeping in even after the sun goes down."
When Wu Li heard the voice of the little princess, he quickly opened his eyes and held her close to his body. This little princess was not easy to offend.
"Nanny is back from grandma's house. Did you have fun at grandma's house?"
"I'm so happy. There are delicious food, fun things to do, and my sister is teaching my daughter to sing and dance."
"My daughter is good at singing and dancing. Let me show it to my uncle. If she sings and dances well, I will give her a reward."
Hearing that the old uncle had a reward or something, Nannan quickly turned around and climbed down from Wu Li's lap, standing on the ground as if she was afraid of death.
"Two tigers, two tigers, one runs fast, one has no ears, and one has no tail. It's so strange, so strange..."
The cute little princess named Nannan reminded Wu Li of the way Yuan Fei taught her to sing two tigers pretending to be cute. Coupled with the cute dance, Gaga, he would definitely let Yuan Fei give it to him if he had the chance.
To sing this children's song about two tigers, you have to dance like Nannan.
"Old uncle, old uncle, isn't my daughter singing well? Why can't I hear the applause?"
Wu Li reacted and immediately slapped his hands loudly, "You sing so well, and you dance so well, Fatty, Yali, don't just eat too much, please give me a quick round of applause."
The applause of three people is indeed much more powerful than that of one person
"Uncle's reward"
Nannan could not be lifted up by a few rounds of applause, but she stretched out her little hand in front of the old uncle and asked for the reward.
Wu Li pretended to take a few handfuls out of his trouser pocket, and when he came out, he already took out a handful of corrugated candies.
"This award is for my daughter. Remember not to eat alone. Remember to share good things with good friends."
Nannan didn't mind where the candies were taken out. She grabbed all the candies and ran out, "Uncle, I'll share the candies with my good friends."
Children are really easy to coax, and they just throw away a few candies.
The same cannot be said for little women. There are only two or three words on their lips that make most men collapse: I want it, I want it more
"You've finally woken up. Why, don't you want to tell your buddy about your overindulgence experience yesterday?"
"It involves two people's personal affairs, so I can't talk about it."
Wu Li stood up and stretched, and then he carried a handful. His body was almost recovered. He might as well go to the backyard to see the fairy sister and Sister-in-law Wang. Maybe, inadvertently, he could peek at the fairy sister with scales and half claws.
The occasional happy couple.
"You two idiots only know how to play with the computer. Why don't you go out to the backyard with your buddies to do some activities, touch some triton snails, and cook some fried triton snails to drink beer with at night. The sun has gone down now, and it won't kill you."
"It's not that we don't want to go, it's just that we're afraid that the ridiculously beautiful fairy will knock us off with a kick of mud. Besides, they are not afraid of the water snake swimming around. Yali and I are a little bit wary of that thing.
I’m afraid.”
"Didn't Aunt Baidu teach you that the snake is a non-venomous snake, and if it is bitten, it will be the same as if it was not bitten? It is a cowardly rat, and it will never be loved."
Wu Li ignored these two idiots, went to the kitchen to find a plastic bucket and walked to the backyard.
"Two sisters, there are a lot of receipts today, the bucket is almost full."
"Xiao Li, are you here to catch shrimps too? How do you catch them with nothing?"
"Sister Cui, let me get some triton snails and make some spicy triton snails with wine mash, so I can have some beer in the evening."
"Ah, let's touch the screws. My sister is here to touch them too. I just saw a lot of them. I was thinking of fishing today and touching the screws tomorrow." The eldest sister-in-law of the Wang family is straightforward. She says whatever she wants and does whatever she says.
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"I'll touch it too, I really like the feeling of sucking fried snails." The fairy sister also threw the small net on the shore, picked up the bucket and put it on the shore, ready to join in the fun.
The three people were rummaging around a large plastic bucket that was mostly filled with water. From time to time, they grabbed a few spindle snails, washed them, and threw them into the bucket.
Although red-crowned cranes, ducks, egrets, herons and white geese sweep the screws in the ditch every day, there are not many screws at the bottom of the ditch. If you touch a few handfuls, you can find several.
Wu Li swallowed involuntarily, and when he looked up unintentionally, he saw the fairy sister bending down in the direction facing away from him. A pair of ultra-thin tight stretch pants not only made her plump buttocks look extra sexy, but she also bent over.
Suddenly, there was a small gap between the small bumps between the butt cracks, which reminded him of the scene when Zhuzhu lay on the bed with his hips raised and swaying, waiting for his insertion.
The look of the little vagina with its charming Taoyuan Cave completely exposed to the air can best arouse a man's desire to conquer.
Although the fairy sister is wearing elastic pants, they are so thin that you can clearly see the flesh color, and it seems that the fairy sister is very interesting today and is wearing a piece of underwear that has a bare area.
Wu Li found that his eyesight, which was somewhat extraordinary than ordinary people, seemed to see through the layer and a half of thin cloth, taking in the entire scenery inside.
The fairy sister turned out to be the legendary white tiger on a blank slate
But what happened to that guy Lao Zhao? After so many years, the Fairy Sister’s Peach Blossom Spring is still a bright peach blossom.
This doesn't make sense logically.
When the two of them were not paying attention, Wu Li turned the big smoking gun and aimed it towards the sky. After bending down, Wu Li found that this guy was actually aiming at the looming peach blossom garden of the fairy sister.
What a perverted big squirt gun.
A woman's sixth sense is as magical and sharp as Wu Li's seventh sense. Wu Li found that the fairy sister seemed to have her legs crossed. After that, Wu Li discovered that the tide was rising faintly in this woman's peach blossom source stream.
The fairy sister suddenly stood up, stretched, turned around, bent down towards Wu Li, and continued groping in the water. Occasionally she raised her body slightly to throw screws into the bucket, and a large patch of snow-white, like gelatin, appeared.
Two small pale red cherries suddenly burst into Wu Li's bright eyes.
The pretty look of the fairy sister Xiafei's cheeks and her subtle teasing made Wu Li's heart beat beyond the limit.
A bright light flashed through Wu Li's mind. If he died, he would die. If he didn't give it a try, he would regret it to death.
Wu Li and the fairy sister seem to be able to bump heads.
After Wu Li fumbled around in the water for a while, he finally caught a little hand that was teasing him playfully.
The little hand seemed to be trying to escape, but Wu Li successfully caught it and scratched the center of the little hand. The little hand hesitated for a moment, then scratched in the water of his hand and then broke away.
"Sister Wang, let's go swimming. We are covered in sweat...the water makes me feel uncomfortable all over." Sister Shenxian bit the word "water" with an accent, and glared at Wu Li in a charming way.
"I won't go. I will feel dizzy when I see deeper water. Let Xiaoli go with you. He is familiar with the reservoir, and it would be best to have him accompany my sister. I will touch the screws for a while, so I can help the third aunt and the others later.
Clamp the screw in the buttocks." What a charming sister-in-law of the Wang family.
"Would you like to go to the reservoir?" Wu Li shouted to the two computer geeks.
"If you don't go, there will be no Meimei to drink with." Fatty replied and continued to drink with Meimei on the keyboard.
Brother Yali didn't know what he was playing and was so excited that he didn't even pay attention to this guy Wu Li.
They are two people who know too much about style again.
As soon as Wu Li's pickup truck drove out of the village, his serious appearance changed into something very unserious.
Wu Li grasped the steering wheel with his left hand and reached out to the fairy sister with his right hand.
"This little hand feels really comfortable."
"Ahem, aren't you afraid that I will throw you over my shoulder and send you, a little pervert, flying out?"
"It was you who seduced me first, and I was the one seduced."
"I'm trying to seduce you. You were the one who grabbed my hand and made the circle first. I'm a person who doesn't want to suffer, so I just return the circle to you. Isn't that okay?"
"But you deliberately let me see something I shouldn't see. What is it if it's not seduction?"
"You have eyes on your body. How would you know if I didn't do it on purpose? I was just touching the screws, so why did it happen on purpose? Tell me quickly, what did you see? Tell me honestly." The fairy sister's little hand was in Wu Li's palm.
The scratching was as if it was scratching Wu Li's heart and lungs.
ps: Huahua, don’t pull down too much, otherwise it will be difficult for your anus to explode.