"Of course, although this wine belongs to you, good wine cannot be drunk like beer."
"Well, just hold on to it. I'll open another bucket. This half bucket is for you." Just kidding, if you can't cure this idiot like you, what are you talking about?
"You won't be allowed to drink it if you move out again. You have to give it all to me." Brother Yali was in a bad mood.
"What kind of logic is this? This wine is made just for drinking, isn't it? Everyone thinks this wine tastes good today. As the host, of course I want the distinguished guests to enjoy themselves." Wu Li was stunned by this foreigner.
It's funny, the world is really full of wonders.
"However, red wine is really not like Lao Baigan's, which can be drunk in a big bowl. Instead, it is put in an elegant glass like this lady's, and you can taste it slowly and enjoy it. It's like the fat man's way of drinking it.
Drinking red wine from a large bowl, in Chinese terms, is like eating peonies, which will ruin the scenery."
This sentence was so hurtful that Mr. Wang and his wife looked at each other and thought that both of us were stupid.
"Brother Yali, don't be excited, don't be excited. Give me some face, put down the bucket in your hand first, and let everyone drink as they want. I'll give you an unopened bucket later. Just drink.
Just have fun and enjoy the atmosphere, there are so many rules and so on."
"Don't let go"
"Two barrels"
"Then what do you want? Just hold the wine barrel today and not eat so many dishes?"
"Three barrels, I won't let go until at least three barrels."
"I know that's what you foreign devils have gained. As long as the benefits are sufficient, there is nothing you can't give up."
"Exchanging half a barrel for three barrels, what would a fool do not do it?"
"Then what were you doing like protecting a treasure just now? Why don't you know how to persevere?"
"In front of greater interests, you must know how to give up something. This is the basic common sense in business."
"Well, I'm not discussing business with you. I'm just giving you face because you are a guest. In the same way, this table is full of guests, family and friends, so I have to give you enough face, right? So, Yali
No matter what, brother, you just want to give me face. After dinner, we will talk about the wine issue. It’s not that I can’t give you two more barrels, but I need your help with a little something.”
"There's no problem with helping or anything like that. As I said before, as long as the benefits are sufficient, anything can be discussed as business."
"Then it's settled, let's drink and eat food first. Come on, this red wine is really good. Just one bowl after you finish it, and there will be another bowl."
"You kid, don't irritate me like this. I can't drink from a big bowl."
"Well, it would be refreshing to drink it from a big bowl. Do you want to try it?"
"Amen, may the Lord bless me. I thought I was drinking beer. I'll change the bowl to see what it tastes like to drink red wine while frying snails."
"This is in line with the main theme of harmony. A foreign devil flaunting his own culture in this corner of the countryside will be too unique and will not be welcomed by others."
"Everyone, try this herring soup. The fry was brought here by me, Old Wang." Every time Mr. Wang comes over, he always forgets to ask Wu Li or his sister-in-law to cook a pot of thick white herring soup. This thing is so fresh.
It is also nutritious, and its nutritional value is comparable to that of little stupid hen.
"I really can't get tired of eating it." Rich Man Wang took a ladle of milky white fish soup, scooped out a large piece of fish, and filled it into a big bowl. The smell of fish stew with the aroma of chives was very fragrant and very appetizing.
Open wide.
The fat man finished the bowl of fish soup with a splash, and after feeling the tenderness, smoothness, and incomparably fresh herring meat of pure fish meat without fine bones, he couldn't help but reach out for a spoon again.
fish.
"Uh, there's no more? You guys are too fast," said the fat man, who couldn't eat the fish anymore, so he quickly scooped up a bowl of it. He couldn't move slower, or the soup would be gone.
"It's delicious." Yali just scooped out the biggest piece, and it was really delicious. Following the principle of tasting good things slowly, everyone even drank a bowl of soup, and he was still tasting it slowly.
This braised herring has a wonderful taste.
"I still think the crystal shrimp tastes great when dipped in the fragrant sauce and dipped in water." The fairy sister has always loved eating shrimp. She named the transparent shrimp crystal shrimp, and she also likes it very much.
, every time I come here, I like to get some from the ditch in the backyard. After drying, it tastes really good when fried and served with wine. I also like to throw a handful into the soup to add a fresh flavor.
Wang's sister-in-law grabbed a braised hairy crab weighing more than a kilogram, raised it and said to everyone: "I still prefer to eat this."
Carrots and cabbage, everyone has their own preferences.
Fatty and Yali were two guys who had dinner at Wu Li's house for the first time. The previous two sentences were not suitable to describe their current situation.
It should be described as radish and cabbage, I love them all.
"It's delicious, everything is delicious." Brother Yali's mouth was so full that he didn't forget to praise it.
"I haven't tasted meat for almost a month. Today's meal has made up for all the meat I have eaten in the past month." The fat man is just a guy whose parents don't care for his sister, but he didn't expect to find it here.
It feels like home.
"If you like it, eat more. If you don't finish it, it will be cheaper." The sister-in-law persuaded the dish in a loud voice, but her words were a bit crude.
"Yeah, except for the bones that can't be chewed, we must not give the little flowers any meat. Who told the little flowers to bite their trouser legs yesterday to welcome me?" The fat man agreed.
"This fish is delicious. I'll catch a few fish tomorrow and let's stew it in a big pot. There were too few today and it's not enough to eat." Brother Yali pointed at the empty large basin of herring soup with his bamboo chopsticks.
"The first one is sweating. Brother Yali, this fish is very expensive. It costs 1,800 yuan a piece. If you catch a few big fish at one time, you may eat them in your belly after eating 8,000 yuan.
Wang may fall out with Brother Yali." Wu Liyile said that he didn't care much about the mosquito leg meat, but Lao Wang was very fond of herring. Most people don't even have the fishy smell of herring.
Let people smell it.
"Who says I'm not happy anymore? I'm very happy. As long as Brother Yali pays for the fish, it'll be fine. As long as Brother Yali pays in pounds at the price I gave you to Xiaoli, that'll be fine for me.
It's the most generous thing. Anyone who wants to eat my herring can just pay for it. Anyone can eat it anyway."
"Damn, it's so damned that I can't help but admire you. With just one mouthful, brother, you treated your international friends as fat sheep and slaughtered them." The fat man gave Big Fatty Wang a thumbs up and said, "I have convinced you."
Already.
"Wan'er Baqian has a meal of fish. Although it's a bit expensive, you can still consider it. I'll think about it at night and give you an answer on whether to eat the fish or not. There will be a clear answer tomorrow morning.
"Brother Yalishan's expression was a bit confusing. He had to carefully weigh whether it was worth spending one-tenth of his living expenses for a meal of fish.
"Fox, have you noticed that there is a Martian on our table who disguises himself as an Earthling and comes to your house for dinner?"
"Uncle Fatty, are the Martians going to attack the earth? Where are they? Let's see if they look like a gray wolf." Nannan's little look doesn't look like she's scared, she seems to be a little excited.
That's right.
The fat man pointed at Brother Yalishan and said, "Here, this is the guy."
"It turns out that this guy is a Martian. He doesn't look like a gray wolf at all. When Nannan saw that he looked weird, she kept thinking, what kind of thing is this disguised as a human? This guy's disguise also failed.
, except for a little bit of human appearance, look at it, the fur, the eyes and the nose are all weird, but they look similar to the little monster in Journey to the West. Could it be that this guy is a little monster from Mars?" Nannan
The way she bit her finger and tilted her head without opening her mouth to speak was really cute.
But it hit Brother Yali hard: "Nanny, brother is just a human from the other side of the earth. Don't listen to the fat man's lies. Do you have doll toys? They made them just like us, those dolls.
When I grow up, I will become like my brother."
"The lying doll is so cute, how could it grow up to look like an ugly monster like you? Besides, my dolls can't grow taller. My daughter has grown a head taller, but they are still the same, not at all.
You’re tall, you’re lying, you’re the big monster from Mars.”
"Damn you, fat man, I want to duel with you. You are racist against my skin color. You also instigate children to discriminate against me because I am an alien. I am so angry. I want to duel with you." Brother Yalishan expressed his feelings towards me.
Nannan's misunderstandings are huge, so she doesn't hesitate to fall out with Fatty, a fair-weather friend she's known for two days.
"Oh, a duel? What's a duel? Rather than drinking beer? Then quickly throw me a white glove. Fox, bring the beer. I'm going to fight to the death with Yali." Fatty Brother is indeed wretched everywhere, and he wants to drink beer.
Yes, I also want to hire someone to accompany me.
"Idiots fighting for wine is also called a duel. Forget it, considering that your IQ is only 60, I'll let you go today. Fox, bring the beer. If you don't burst the fat man's pig belly today, I won't leave the table."
If we want to talk about who is more shameless, Brother Yali and Brother Fatty are both bright-eyed for a while, and their skins are equally thick.
"Ignore these two Coca-Cola live treasures, come on, come on, we should eat and drink, and the ultimate goal of everything is to have fun." Wu Li expressed that he was not interested in getting involved in the live talk show of the two cola live treasures, and asked everyone to eat
It's important to drink well.
Wu Li bought the big carousel specially, and always intentionally or unintentionally turned the food that the fairy sister likes to eat and nourishes the body in front of the fairy sister.
Although he didn't know whether he was the fairy sister's first man, because that place had already been developed by people's fingers and other things, but the unprecedented sense of tightening made Wu Li understand that that place was actually really
None of them have really been developed.
The fairy sister ate and drank like a normal person. Wu Li was very impressed by her powerful acting skills. His own practice was not enough, so he unconsciously felt a strange kind of care for her.
"Uncle, give me a big crab." The little tiger, who had been eating for a long time, looked up and found that there was only one big crab left that he liked most. He quickly used a puppet control technique and asked the old puppet uncle to help him make the first move.
Say it again.
ps: Two flowers a day, eh, the old farmer’s chrysanthemums are tight.