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Chapter 270: One, two, three knives

Wu Li was dumbfounded when he saw this Japanese-English keyboard with only five strokes and no pinyin input method.

Grandma, I don’t even have a chance to perform the one-finger Zen magic skill, so I might as well just dig up the audio video and go there.

After shaking the beautiful window a few times, the diver was fished out by himself.

"What's the matter? It's not urgent. I'm in a hurry with you."

Wu Li took a look and saw that Wen Meimei was already eating pumpkin seeds leisurely in his air-conditioned room without any intention of being in a hurry. Erya also looked over from the side and glared at him.

Obviously, he was a little annoyed that his video was being mined by his sisters instead of himself.

"Hey, the situation is special, this video must be given to Wen Jing."

"Come here and show your face to the two girls across from you."

"Wow, baldhead, you're dead set on picking up girls right after you get off the plane. I'll wait and see if Erya won't hit you when you get back."

"No, Wenwen, don't you think this little girl looks familiar?" Wang Hui bit her fingers and frowned, thinking where she had seen the girl opposite, she looked a bit familiar.

Sachiko Sasaki was also dumbfounded when she looked at the imageless Wen Jing opposite her, sitting on a computer chair with her legs crossed and eating pumpkin seeds. It turned out that this guy was talking about looking in the mirror.

Looking at the opposite person for two and a half days without realizing what was going on, Sachiko casually gathered and tied up her disheveled hair, and appeared in front of everyone looking like a lazy, quiet and at home person who was several years younger.

"Ah, what the hell, what the hell, you damn fox, let's see how I deal with you when you come back. You know you have thoughts about Wen Jing, but I didn't expect that you would find a substitute for Wen Jing to satisfy your animal desires as soon as you arrived in the island country, you pervert, what do you want?

Hurry and hit the flying ones back immediately, or I will kill the flying ones, two first, first, answer quickly, two or one."

"I'll leave it to you to choose Sanxuko. I believe you can deal with the two eldest sisters across from you."

Xingzi gave Wu Li a no problem gesture and sat down on the computer chair that Wu Li had hurriedly moved out of the way. He could encounter such fun things, so of course he had to have fun.

Wu Li didn't pay attention to the way Xingzi was secretly complaining about Ding Xiang, but he just felt that with the emergence of a variable like Xingzi, Aiwujiwu, this girl who could cultivate the same mold as Wenjing would not necessarily be any worse.

Bar.

"Xingzi, didn't kimonos wear bras before? Why are you not traditional anymore?" Wu Li suddenly said this to Xingzi who was at the computer desk before pushing through the entrance hall and going out.

"Hmph, Wu Lijun, if you dare, don't leave. Come here and I'll show you the traditional way in front of my two sisters." Under the cover of her kimono, Sachiko actually still has a modern and youthful heart.

"Well, it's not necessary now. When we are alone together, Sachiko can be more traditional."

Wu Li put down such a small teasing remark and pushed the door shut. The feeling of stepping on the original wooden board with his feet wearing white cotton socks was actually not bad.

"Mrs. Sasaki is making something delicious. It smells so good."

Wu Li, who had nothing to do, couldn't go to the bathroom to spy on Sister Muzi taking a rose bath. He was about to go out and changed the topic but lost interest, so he just went to the kitchen to brag and spank Mrs. Sasaki.

"Wu Lijun should ask you to go out. What would a man say when he enters the kitchen?"

Wu Li felt overwhelmed as he watched this older version of Wen Jing bend down to salute him.

This lady is so traditional, she doesn't even wear a bra.

As soon as he turned around, the large swaths of white snow were exposed to the outside. When he bent down, the plump white snow and black heads were completely displayed in front of Wu Li's eyes.

It's beautiful, but I was sucked in by that girl Sachiko.

"Madam, you're welcome. We have a feminist society now. Most women know how to cook. Men are both fathers and mothers. When they go out to make money to support the family, they come home to cook. Madam speaks so smoothly in Chinese.

, you must understand the current situation of China."

"Wu Lijun, it's one thing to understand, but as for us, Wu Lijun should just be a grown man."

"I want to have barbecue. Does your wife have a barbecue grill at home? I went to the yard and made it myself."

"It's okay to have a barbecue. It's also a leisure sport that men like to do."

"Sister Xiaolin, Sister Xiaolin."

"What are your orders, madam?" A middle-aged woman came in quickly from the outside and said to Mrs. Sasaki very respectfully.

"Sister Xiao Lin, take this Wu Lijun to the barbecue grill in the backyard and ask the people below to light the fire. All the materials Wu Lijun needs are ready."

"Okay, madam. Xiaolin will go and do it now."

"Wu Lijun, please come with me."

"Sister Xiaolin speaks Chinese so well. How did you learn it?"

"Wu Lijun, I am from China, how do you think I learned it?"

"Well, what's your situation now?"

"When I was young and ignorant, I was deceived by a smuggler and trafficked here. After many twists and turns, I was taken in by the Sasaki family."

"Sister Xiaolin's life is pretty good now, so there's no need to be too cynical about the past. I have to thank my fellow villagers for taking care of me these days."

"I'm just a servant. If your guest needs anything, just ask."

"including you?"

"Of course, if you don't dislike Lao Zhuhuang from Xiaolin, Xiaolin can go give Wu Lijun a massage in the evening."

"Forget it. I came here to torture little Japanese girls. I have no interest in my own compatriots."

"Xiao Lin is extremely happy when Wu Lijun attacks any young lady, but I really beg you not to think wrong about Mrs. Sasaki and Xiu Dong. Their whole family is a good person."

"Oh, there are good people in Japan too."

"Wu Lijun, please don't look at the common people of our country with that look. Most of them are like the farmers in our country, simple and innocent, and most of them have a kind heart. Wu Lijun should understand this for himself.

"

"Haha, Sister Xiaolin, why do you think I have the ability to stir up some trouble here?"

"I have no doubt about Wu Lijun's ability."

"Sister Xiaolin, you can tell that there is something special about me from my shabby appearance or from my impressive appearance."

"No, ever since I was forcibly fucked, my sixth sense has become very sensitive. I can feel if there is any danger from three meters away. And your fierceness is the highest among all the people I have ever met.

One of a kind.”

"Well, I'm just a country boy. I really don't have anything dangerous to say."

"Of course we know the information about Wu Lijun and Muzi very clearly, and we cannot and will not accept you two as guests at home. Mr. and Mrs. are kind-hearted and kindly ask Wu Lijun to try not to harm innocent people no matter what he does.

"

"How does Sister Xiaolin feel about Nandu and the Japanese dwarf invasion?"

"The war will be fought to the death, the light will be dead, and the people of Japan will die. It's just that Japan has a special geographical environment, with an active volcano sitting under its butt. They don't occupy a piece of land on the land, and the whole country feels that there is no sense of security. After the failure of the invasion of China,

Now that they have regained their strength, the little devils have conquered a large area of ​​territory out of sight of the African public. In my opinion, it is better for the family to give them a blow, get that territory over first, and give them a slap in the face.

Let’s talk about the soft knife.”

"Sister Xiaolin is so knowledgeable. Have you ever thought about going home?"

"Why go home? My parents couldn't bear the blow of losing their only seedling and left early. There is no point in going home now. When you are really old and can't move anymore, you can return to your roots after falling leaves. When the time comes, dust will return to dust.

Just pretend that there has never been a person like Xiao Lin in this world."

"Well, if Sister Xiaolin wants to go back one day, please contact me then. I may be able to help you with a little help, such as re-registering a household registration or something."

"Thank you Wu Lijun first. It's better to consider whether you can go back or not after Xingzixiu gets married. There's no need to mention it until she finds her right husband."

"It's great luck to the Sasaki family to have such a loyal butler like you."

"I am also honored from the bottom of my heart to be a part of the Sasaki family."

"Everyone has their own way of living, so I won't comment on how you do it. Today we just want to grill a red-crested koi."

"Is the grilled plastered fish a bit too much?"

"It's just a fish, there's nothing wrong with it."

"Well, I'll give you some thin noodles here today. You'll have to stay here for a while. Don't make it look bad if everyone can't live with you."

"That's right. Let's do the surgery on Yu Sanjia. I'll catch the fish. Sister Lin can just ask someone to light the charcoal fire. I can do the rest myself."

"Do you want me to kill the fish for you?"

"No, as a fish farmer, slaughtering a few fish is just easy."

"Then I'll prepare seasonings and some vegetables for you. Well, does Wu Lijun know how to cook barbecue? Do you want to hire a chef to help you?"

"An', I'm just going to show off my skills today and see if the sushi made by your wife is delicious or if the barbecue I made is delicious."

"Well, to be honest, I'm afraid you will fail miserably. Madam's cooking is so awesome that I can give you a thumbs up."

"It's okay. I just like to suffer small blows and setbacks. The more I get frustrated, the more courage I get. Only then can I make progress."

"Hey, then I'm going to inform Madam so that she can be prepared. Sachiko also has to say that she likes to watch the fun the most."

"The first Chinese-Japanese cooking competition officially begins"

After Sachiko got the news, she said goodbye to the two beautiful and effervescent sisters she had just met across the street, saying that she was going to see the bald brother show off his shame.

On the unrelated video, Erya gritted her teeth and spat out the words one by one: "die, fox, raccoon, you, dead, determined, unexpectedly, dare, come out, live, soak, little, beautiful"

,little girl

Wen Jing was biting pumpkin seeds on the side, laughing like a little vixen.

"Do you really know how to cook barbecue?" Xingzi came out after changing into a T-shirt and hot pants, and circled around Wu Li who was killing fish.

"of course."

"Then, may I ask, Brother Baldhead, how do you feel about killing a fish worth tens of millions of Japanese coins with one knife?"

"First, it's very cool. Second, how come Japanese coins are as worthless as papyrus? Third, please be more traditional. I prefer women wearing traditional kimonos. For example, your mother looks so pleasing to the eye."

"Be careful, I'm going to report to Erya, saying that the bald guy not only keeps looking at my breasts, but also stretches out his hands..."

"Humph, it's strange that she would believe you."

"If you don't believe it, of course I can make her believe it."

"Ahem, please don't go too far with Wu Lijun and Sachiko's joke. Wu Lijun, your knife was too cruel. You killed a lot of money."

"It doesn't matter if it's money or not. I have a lot of this kind of stuff at home. I can send you thousands or eight hundred dollars at any time."

Wu Li was not a braggart, but a man of pure strength. He was confident enough to dare to kill three big guys with one, two or three swords.

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