Chapter 272: Step on a few points first, add 1 more, and come over with flowers
"It's time to get the results. It's up to you, Mu Zixiu, to decide who will win, Madam Chao or Wu Lijun."
"Mrs. Keke's cuisine and Bald's barbecue have their own characteristics. This is my personal opinion." As a Chinese, Tai Chi pushing hands is one of the necessary skills.
"Then I announce the final result. The Madam and Wu Lijun competed in the first round. Regardless of the outcome, everyone has a winner. I personally think that the Madam and Wu Lijun will prepare carefully tomorrow night and use their low-pressure skills to compete again.
Yes, let’s have a showdown. Do you think that’s the case?
There is a lot of support. Today the two young people are trying their best to make everyone swallow their tongues. Will they be even more delicious after careful preparation tomorrow?
"I didn't expect Wu Lijun to be such a good cook. Please give me some advice."
Mrs. Sasaki knelt down and bowed to Wu Li, and the beautiful scenery of her breasts appeared before Wu Li's eyes.
What a charming old fairy.
Muzi's hand gently stroked Wu Li's waist, causing Wu Li to finally wake up from his invincible pig brother state.
"Madam is so beautiful and charming. It's really rude. Madam's cooking is first-rate, exquisite and delicious. I can learn from you."
"Wu Lijun, I really don't dare to do it. From now on, men should try to stay in the kitchen as little as possible, otherwise women will have nothing to do and will have to show their faces outside."
"Half of the women over there like to work outside, just like Muzi. Doing the work you like will bring you physical and mental happiness and a sense of accomplishment. There are many women who make a living by selling their faces, and they try their best to earn good wages.
You have a lazy face and let men support themselves. If everyone could manage the household like Madam and think about her man at all times, then the high divorce rate would be reduced a lot."
"Thank you Wu Lijun for your compliment. I will make some scented tea for everyone. Sister Xiao Lin, please help me clear the table."
"Well, Madam, please stop being busy. I would like to ask Sachiko to lead the way to buy a laptop. I am not used to not having my own computer."
"It's understandable, Sachiko, just act as a tour guide for the guests, and let them experience the charm of the nightlife in Shimonoto." Mr. Ushiro Sasaki, the head of the family, spoke, and Hide Sachiko had to pretend to be a little aggrieved and obey.
Got Ganba Dad’s opinion.
"Oh, I can finally come out and breathe the charming air blooming at night in Kyoto." Sachiko couldn't help but get excited as soon as the Honda car drove out of the villa.
"Sister Muzi, Wu Lijun. Tonight, I will take you to visit Kyoto first, and then I will take you to some interesting places during the day tomorrow."
"The little lamb out of the wolf's den, today he will take us to see the royal palace, the Prime Minister's Office, the Spiritual Society, all the national bank headquarters, the group buildings of large consortiums, the most popular jewelry and jade companies, museums, and auction houses.
You have to go see everything.”
Muzi turned around and looked at Wu Li with a strange look, but didn't say anything.
"Wu Lijun, how did I find out that the place you want to go to is either a favorite place for terrorists or a preferred target for bandits? I thought based on my observation of you, I had to go to the Hong District today.
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"That's right, I came here this time just to steal money and sex. Little sister, please close the doors and windows at night, otherwise..."
"Otherwise, I never lock the door when I sleep at night. Does the bald man want to come over and sleep with me at night?"
"Well, that's what I have in mind. Little sister, don't sleep too hard at night. Strange men are out late at night."
"Pervert, I'm sorry you don't dare. Also, I'm warning you, don't look at my mother with your eyes on me."
"I strongly support Sachiko's final warning, Baldhead. You have such dishonest eyes. Who did you come from? Even the mother of such a big child is not spared. You have made Uncle Cowherd miserable."
Muzi turned around and gave Wu Li a hard look. Apparently, Wu Li was staring at Mrs. Sasaki's breasts endlessly. He was looking around openly under the light, and he even knew how to do something.
He watched secretly while avoiding the eyes and ears of others, and everyone saw it in their eyes and remembered it in their hearts. Now that Sachiko made it clear, Muzi immediately started to let go of the stone.
"Madam is willing to dress in such a traditional way to entertain distinguished guests. What do you two have to be excited about? If in earlier years, when distinguished guests came to your door, Madam and Xiu would happily sleep together. Fortunately, I am not a pervert.
I haven't made such a reasonable request at home. Xingzi, if I really make this request, for the sake of Koi, will your cowherd dad put you two into my bed to sleep with me?"
"No matter what dad's attitude is, if you keep talking nonsense like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to help but go to a scissors shop first, buy a pair of scissors, and click them first before talking to you." Sachiko said to Wu Li in the rear view.
He puckered his teeth. In Wu Li's eyes, this little expression was almost endearing.
"This is the headquarters of Kyoto Securities, with a row of banks in front of it. And in front of it is the Jingguo Pig House, which is what Wu Lijun calls the Soul Recruiting Club."
"Yes, this is what the original pig house looked like. Yes, I really like this brick and tile structure with flying eaves and walking walls. It is much better than reinforced concrete."
"There's nothing wrong with you being bald, right? How can you praise the pig house like this?" Muzi turned around and glared at Wu Li angrily.
Even Xingzi curled her lips in the rearview mirror to express her disdain for Wu Li's words.
Sachiko has always had his own opinion about the resting places of most war criminals. On the surface, these are memorials to famous national heroes, but in fact they are all war criminals and lackeys of war criminals. Sachiko has no idea about these patients with mental anxiety disorder.
There's nothing good about it.
"Now that we're here, let's take a walk around the palace." After Sachiko finished speaking, she slowly turned the car and drove towards the palace, which now has more symbolic meaning than actual function.
To say that the existence of the royal family is not just a decoration, Wu Li would not believe it even to death. Even the princess can steal a wild man, and even treat a bastard as a treasure when she is pregnant. In fact, there is no need for such a royal family to exist.
In this world, without this scapegoat, will the pressure on those careerists become greater?
Wu Li looked back at the group of ancient buildings, wondering whether the antiques inside were antiques or not.
Wu Li took a look at the Prime Minister's Office from a distance. I actually quite like this building.
This little girl Xingzi may have been pretending to be a lady at home at night. If she can't be so crazy when she goes out, she will take Wu Li and Muzi to see the lively places. These lively places are basically where Wu Li wants to go.
Check out the places...oh no, they are places to visit and visit.
Wu Li recalled the routes he had visited tonight in his mind, and a map of twists and turns was generated and stored in his mind.
Well, the task for tonight is almost completed.
"Sachiko, if you are caught driving without symptoms, will the punishment be severe?"
"It's quite serious. Why do you want to drive out for fun by yourself or something?"
"Sometimes when you go to places that are inconvenient for girls to go, it's better to go by yourself. I'm afraid it will be inconvenient to do things with such a big light bulb like you."
"Pervert, your head is full of semen, why did you grow so big?" Muzi felt that turning back and glaring at this guy would pollute his bright eyes, so he might as well just speak and not make any expressions at Wu Li.
"Hey, please beg me, beg me quickly, beg me, please make me happy, you will understand."
"Please?"
"Yes, hurry up, hurry up."
"Then I might as well make a formal request to Brother Cowherd or Monkey Wolf. The effect will definitely be better than asking a little girl like you."
"How can you treat this cute Sachiko who has been your driver for the whole night? I just want a movie called Rotten Apple, and I don't want to make any undue demands. Now I can settle the matter with just a phone call.
, Dad and that guy may not be able to get along with your temporary driver's license tomorrow. Moreover, what I got is a formal driver's license. I want it to be your B license. It can be used on any vehicle except heavy trucks and buses.
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"Isn't it just a crappy mobile phone? If you buy it, you can choose a notebook. The condition is that your driver's license must be put in my bag before eight o'clock tomorrow morning."
"No problem, let's take a photo first."
"No need to take pictures. Just ask your friend to get a copy of the identity of the missing person who looks similar to me. By the way, get a copy of that person's ID card, graduation certificate, family background and so on.
Yes. Don't tell your friends that money is not the problem, the problem is that you have to be quick and strict enough."
"Do you want to get a fake ID?" Sachiko was sweating profusely after hearing this. This guy was so worried because he had too much money. In order to get a driver's license, he actually had to get a bunch of fake IDs.
"Yes, it's acceptable to pretend to be a Japanese devil occasionally."
Muzi suddenly interjected, "I want to die and Benben too, otherwise I will feel unbalanced and sue you."
"Yes, if I accidentally reveal something, it is a serious crime to commit perjury."
"Okay, no problem. I'll meet all your requirements today. I have only one request. It's best for me to keep my identity secret. Sachiko is best not to let your friends know my identity. If the news leaks out and the incident comes to light, then first arrest Sachiko, and then
That’s what, that’s what you understand.”
"I don't understand what you are talking about. I'll make a phone call first and get the matter settled."
Sachiko parked the car, took out her mobile phone from her bag, found a number and dug it out.
But after listening to her chattering for a long time and gesturing with her other hand for a long time, she hung up the phone.
"Oh no, she has promised to deliver the matter to my house before nine o'clock tomorrow morning, and buy one get one free, and prepared two different identities for you. Moreover, she has deleted the missing person file record and replaced it with a paragraph
Travel experience, in the future, as long as you pass Japanese, you can directly meet these two people. Let me tell you a little secret, according to the news that my friend accidentally received, these two people are not missing, but have died."
"Learning Japanese? I haven't learned Chinese well enough. Are you kidding me about learning Japanese? Anyway, what I value most is the driver's license. When someone checks me, I just throw the license to them and then pretend to be deaf and dumb."
"It's up to you, oh, oh, I caught a big fat sheep today, strangled the dog and went shopping in the department store."
"Sister Jia, I won't give up until I max out a few of this girl's cards."
Sachiko suddenly turned around and asked a key question: "Did you bring a card or cash that can be used in Japan?"
"Don't worry, does this card work? If not, there is still cash in the bag."
Wu Li handed a diamond and gold card to the two girls, then stared at a teller machine not far away. Based on the internal structure diagram he found on the computer, he silently said "Collect" to an imaginary internal space.
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Wu Li opened the zipper of the brown bag and took a look. Well, it was a good harvest. The whole bag was full of Japanese tickets.
Bring a backpack with you, I have already planned it.
ps: I added an update of 10,000 words. Are there any flowers?