Chapter 275: It's cool to die, sister, please ask for flowers
Wu Li hitchhiked to the city at noon, and happened to see a Shancheng Jiali Motorcycle Dies store on the road.
Wu Li got out of the car alone and entered the store without saying a word. He threw out a few bundles of money and pointed at a Harley Prince-shaped one.
Wu Li wears a baseball cap on his head, a pair of big black sunglasses covering more than 70% of his face, his untied floral top makes a sound as it floats behind him, and the muscles on his bare dark chest are smooth and natural
, it’s not the kind of hamstring muscles that come out of fitness, nor is it the kind of loose fat muscles that the fat guy at home said.
Wearing a pair of large one-line black sandals under the beach shorts.
This image is a typical image of a street bum. Oh no, in the island country, he should be called a rogue.
A ronin is a person who can become arrogant anytime and anywhere.
Last night I just touched on a few points briefly, but Wu Li thought it was better to check the points carefully.
As the saying goes, if you know the opponent, you can advance, attack, retreat or defend.
Wu Li parked the car under a big tree in a square not far from the pig house, started the motorcycle, sat on it, put his hands on the back of his head, and lay back, ready to see what the devils were up to.
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Wu Li was debating whether to start today or before going back in a few days.
"Next door to Mala, I heard that foreign devils came to the pig house to shit again today. I really want to embarrass myself and kill all these foreign devils and little devils with high-explosive grenades."
"The horse-drawn man, labor and management swears that he will always fuck all the women of the island country, insert all the young ladies of the island country, and an atomic bomb will return to the island country, razing the shabby palaces and pigsty to the ground and snatching away all the gold bricks and gold bricks from their banks.
Foreign exchange, turning their Japanese coins into papyrus coins, taking away all their high-precision instruments and machinery, and taking their engineers back as slaves and raising them in captivity, Brother Fat, do you think my ideal is great or not?"
Wu Li looked calmly under his sunglasses at the young man who had the same ideals as him, and couldn't help but say, since everyone's wishes are so strong, let these two guys open their eyes.
Wu Lizhao glanced at the sky and muttered silently in a playful manner: Summon the Rain of Death
A few seconds later, countless large, smoking bluestones fell from the sky, and after a series of random smashes, the pig house was completely riddled with holes.
Some bluestones could not withstand the friction of the high-heat air and burned into quicklime, splashing up clouds of white quicklime mist as soon as they hit the ground.
The guy who was directly hit by the big bluestone was of course dead, with broken muscles and bones. The guy who was stained with lime mist was as big as a dead and crippled guy. He was covered in sweat outdoors on a hot day.
Once it is stained with quicklime, when the quicklime meets water, it immediately burns and cooks the skin of these people. If these howling devils are unlucky enough to be hit by the second cloud of lime mist, what will be cooked is the muscles under the skin.
Fatty.
"Slender man, what's going on? Could it be that the spell I just silently recited in my mind to summon stones to smash his pig house hit the jackpot and actually worked?"
"Fat brother, don't act like a chicken. This is a place of right and wrong. If you are targeted, it will be a disaster. Let's quickly find a safe place to upload the video we took home. The sky has eyes."
Wu Li straightened his waist, inserted the key and left the scene of the crime. He muttered silently at the corner.
Wu Li suddenly felt like the world was spinning. He quickly stopped the car, jumped out and found a clean marble floor under a glass kitchen cabinet and lay down on it.
Before he fainted, Wu Li couldn't help but smile bitterly. Could it be that because he played Dafa this time, he would suffer retribution in this world?
In the Prime Minister's Office in Kyoto, the current Prime Minister, Taro Ino, heard that the pig house was smashed to pieces by the inexplicable rain of stone and lime, and he couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"I also ask the Prime Minister to control his anger. The top priority now is how to appease the people's emotions. If this matter is not properly handled, the Prime Minister may become the scapegoat for this sudden and inexplicable situation."
"Well, have you calculated the damage and casualties below?"
"I'll go out and take a look right now."
"Old Zhou, this thief has his moments of joy. All the main buildings were smashed to pieces. All the people who were in the pig pen at that time were either dead or injured. Not to mention, several people were missing inexplicably.
There are hundreds of living people, and there are also a group of international pig friends among them. Haha, it’s so heart-warming. It’s so heart-warming. If you ask them to just join the pig pen, if they die, then you will be punished by God.”
"You are already a grown man, and you still can't calm down over such a trivial matter. General, it's your turn to go."
A certain mobile video shooting community in Huhuwang became famous overnight because of a video. Its popularity increased overnight and ranked among the top three most promising new websites on the Internet. According to the traffic that is still soaring, the number one ranking is one.
It's been two days.
"Fat brother, two more servers have been added. Can we start receiving ads?"
"Why are you so anxious? The big fish haven't surfaced yet. Just ignore the small fish and shrimps."
"It's so cool, sister. It's so cool, sister. This bald guy doesn't even say hello when he goes out to play. He dares not to answer my sister's phone calls. Isn't it just an international long distance call? Even my sister can afford it, but you, a bald rich man, can't answer it.
Get up"
Muzi has called Wu Li no less than ten times. Maybe he just heard the sound of being connected because the bald guy just didn't answer the phone.
This is the last time. If you don't answer me, you'll die bald unless you don't come back to see me. Otherwise, you'll be as good-looking as a brat like you.
Is it connected? It seems that women are not ruthless, and men are just stupid pieces of wood without telepathy.
Men are indeed cheap.
"If you go to hell with the bald man, why don't you come back and sort out the dirt? By the way, remember to urge my family to send the goods over."
Muzi was startled when he heard the voice coming from the other side.
The voice of a Japanese woman? Could it be that the dead bald man was messing around with a Japanese woman? No wonder this guy didn't answer my call. The reason is here.
Press the hang-up button fiercely, and you will die bald. It is best to be a comfort woman in the Japanese country. Sister, I am not greedy for the share of the koi that has not been shipped. With the current payment, we will also be a billionaire.
And the name of the currency is U.S. knives
Even my grandson and grandson will not be able to use up this huge sum of money. Of course, the prerequisite is not to create a wasteful thing.
Muzi was dreaming about a super rich woman when the phone rang. When he saw it, it was Wu Li calling.
Press it down, then it rings again, press it down and it rings again.
"Why don't I go back to the real person for re-education? Make a phone call. Make a phone call to Mao."
Muzi was so annoyed by this guy that he yelled a few words and was about to hang up the phone.
"Please don't hang up the phone. I'm a doctor from Kyoto No. 2 Hospital and I know a little bit of Chinese. Are you a relative or a friend of the owner of this phone?"
"Hospital? What happened to Baldhead? Why did the phone go to the hospital?"
Muzi was a little dumbfounded. Wasn't this guy really put into the hospital by his own curse? You don't have to be so aggressive to get a girl, right? He really got yourself into the hospital?
"It seems that Xiu is a close relative of this man. Xiu should come to the second hospital as soon as possible. Some procedures still need to be completed. Your friend has no major problems. He just has a low fever. He fainted and got a few injections.
Give him a sedative and let him sleep and he should be fine."
"Well, I'll be there for a while."
What kind of plane did this guy come from?
Muzi called Xingzi and explained the situation. Xingzi immediately drove Muzi in Honda to the second hospital. Xingzi was there. After several inquiries, he finally found Wu Li who was snoring on the bed in the inpatient department.
Muzi asked the doctor: "What's going on?"
"Please ask Matsushima Nanako who sent you here for the specific situation. One of you can follow me and go through the formalities."
Sachiko went to go through the formalities. After Muzi and Nanako talked to each other for a few words, they simply shut up and stared with big eyes, making eye contact.
Not long after, the Sachiko translator returned to the ward. This communication was no longer a spiritual intercourse, but returned to normal oral intercourse.
"Sachiko asked Nanako what's going on? By the way, is she her sister?" Muzi felt very incredible that such a beautiful girl still had to accept guests like Wu Li, a foreign country man.
"Sister Muzi, Nanako is just a small proprietress of a fruit shop. Wu Li passed by her shop on a motorcycle this afternoon, parked not far in front of her shop, and then deliberately ran to the landing in front of her fruit shop.
Passed out outside the glass window."
"Wu Li is really good at choosing a place. He has to choose a beautiful girl who faints in front of the door and says he is sexy. That's right. Xingzi, are you sure Nanako is a fruit seller and not a meat seller?"
"Sister Muzi, although Wu Lijun's eyes are always looking at places he shouldn't be looking at, his hands and feet are still quite orderly. I don't think Wu Lijun is someone who knows how to find someone. In my opinion, this guy prefers good families.
Women and girls are coming."
"Are you trying to say that people like you and Mrs. Sasaki, like Sachiko, are the dishes on this bald man's plate?"
"What the hell? I think Sister Muzi is the dish on his plate."
"No more, no more, what did the doctor tell you? Is there really no serious problem with this bald head?"
"The doctor said it's nothing. Everything about this guy's body is normal. It's not an exaggeration to say that his head is as strong as a bull's. Once he gets some sleep, he'll be fine when he wakes up naturally."
"This guy had nothing to do and slept on the street in broad daylight. This trick to pick up girls is really sharp. He seduced Nanako in no time. However, this act was a bit too much. This fake act was really done, and it turned out to be real.
I went to sleep, you idiot, and made my sister worry a little. I'll see you when you wake up."
"Hey, sister Muzi, it's love, but it's love. Is it possible that sister Muzi and the bald man are having sex with each other?"
"Fuck you, you're just having an affair with this guy. Sachiko asked sister Nanako how she keeps her skin beautiful and why she looks so hydrated and eye-catching."
Now is the time for three women to gossip about beauty and health, click, switch the channel
Wu Li felt like he had a splitting headache, and his mind was filled with piles and lumps of messy stuff. The clueless stuff in his brain turned his brain into a ball of pulp.
Feeling confused, he was ready to open his eyes and shake his head a few times to clear his mind, but some sudden sounds made him startled.
No way, could it be that I was hearing hallucinations?
Wu Li cut his mind into the space and prepared to find the source of the sound. Unexpectedly, the space shocked him again.