As soon as he arrived at Sasaki's house, Sister Muzi called him to discuss something and asked Wu Li to come over quickly.
"What's up"
Wu Li closed the entrance hall and lay down on the tatami without any image.
"Sister, be more serious. Don't treat yourself like a gangster all day long. You are obviously a rich man, but you act like a puppy. If you pretend to be 13, you will be struck by lightning."
"This is how you get sex. Sister, it's your freedom. Don't talk nonsense. Let's do some serious work, Sister Muzi. This lonely man and widowed woman live together in the same room. Don't do anything serious between men and women.
Game, that’s so sorry for this environment and this atmosphere.”
"I'm sorry for your size. If you dare to have sex with me, I won't even know about it."
"Yeah, we're still waiting for you, so hurry up and take off your clothes."
"If you have the guts, help me take it off. If you don't take it off, you're just a puppy."
"Hey, there's a conspiracy, there's a big conspiracy, and I'm not smart enough to fall for this evil trap."
"You're wise, after today, it won't be that easy for me, sister, to find a husband. There are very few people who are richer than me, and I can't look down on those who are poorer than me. Among the people I know, you are the only one.
This guy is richer than me, younger, and more capable than me. If you dare to touch my sister, my sister will risk her life and refuse to marry you. If you dare not to marry me, I will live in your house. Anyway, my sister has more money. I will live with you forever.
You can afford it even if you don’t work.”
"Sister Muzi is so awesome. How great is this good start today? She actually wiped out the population of 1.4 billion in China and only me is left."
"You will know after you look at this account. Note that the unit is US dollars."
"Let me see, the total is: one, ten, one hundred... ten million, one hundred million. Is this true? A thousand fish can be sold for this price."
"Sure, you don't know how to check our public account? Come on, you lose the first one and I lose the second one. Let's remove the cost and divide the money. Sister, I will become a billionaire."
Wu Li suddenly hugged the little excited Muzi and spit on her face.
"Sister Muzi, you are so awesome. This knife can be sharpened very sharply."
Muzi pushed away the guy who made a surprise attack and said: "I'm going to die, you stinky baldhead. If you keep doing this, my sister will really depend on you. Don't regret it. You can't eat young cows when you are old."
It’s not that it can’t be done.”
"I was excited for a moment, but I didn't expect that in one day, there would be two more guys in China who had entered a well-off life."
"A net worth of hundreds of millions is considered a well-off life. How do you calculate it? Sister, I think I will be a rich sister soon."
"I'm really ignorant. Today's rich people are all invisible. With our little money, if we buy a luxury house in a first-tier city, it will cost tens of millions or hundreds of millions. If we buy a few beautiful cars, the tens of millions will be gone. You
It is said that the monthly maintenance fees for these machines and houses are tens of millions, and we still have to live on them. It is hundreds of millions, and it will not be long before they are completely destroyed."
"I don't want to live the kind of life you mentioned. I'll buy a small villa in our city where my family can live. It's cozy and saves money. For the car, I can book a ladies' personalized concept car from Europe. Then I'll give it to you.
Prepare a family car and a tourist car at home, as long as they are high-end, but luxury cars are not necessary. Then use most of the money on real estate speculation and business speculation, and either sell or rent it out depending on the market situation, and be worry-free for the rest of your life.
What a wonderful thing it is to have a housekeeper."
"Then what are you waiting for? Divide the money immediately, and Muzi can fly back to realize your dream of being a housewife."
"Of course you have to divide the money immediately. If you don't realize your dream a few days later and you won't die, hurry up and divide the money. You bald rich man, go and get the koi that you promised to arrive tonight. You can't delay it for a day.
You will lose hundreds of millions in income. If your boy dares to let my sister's pigeons fail to deliver goods tomorrow, I will fuck you first with my daughter and then kill you. Kill your daughter and then fuck you with her. Anyway, what you kid will bear is what I burst out from you.
The anger that will be unbearable is "
"The paralyzed ones are just a few broken fish. Why are there so many two hundred and fifty fish that are willing to spend a lot of money to buy them back?"
"Wait a minute, I have a friend who is a master of money laundering. He only needs to charge a 1% handling fee to transfer the money safely. There is no need to charge any tax. I will transfer my share first. If it arrives quickly, you can
It was also done for him to avoid being levied a 20% profit tax."
"It is said that money laundering is not safe. With such a huge sum of money, you must be too bold. You dare to hand it over to money launderers. Be careful not to lose even a dime."
"How will you know if it works if you don't try it? Don't worry, I'll try it first. If it works, sister Muzi will come back. If I swallow yours, I'll give you my share. If it works, it will be much better than imposing heavy taxes.
"
"Anyway, if you are not afraid of death, you come first. My sister will die later and help me resurrect in full condition. I don't care."
"Then wait a moment, I'll go get my notebook."
Wu Li returned to this room with his notebook in his arms, turned on the phone, and gave a certain money laundering boss a few shaky blond hair shakes.
Wu Li sent a message in English, and business came to his door, and he quickly came back to life.
"Can't you tell? Baldhead, you've learned Japanese language very well. You can actually use letters to chat with people."
"This guy belongs to the British Empire. He can't understand pinyin without using letters."
"Screw you, you've learned the alphabet so well, why are you still a rich man in the countryside and unwilling to go out and try your luck?"
"If you go out, you won't have the opportunity to make a fortune now, so don't be too pushy about fate. Living a comfortable life is the best way to live."
"Humph, I'm educating my sister. Come on, hurry up. The other person replied. What he said, I can't understand."
Wu Lina has a head full of white hair and sweat, and a woman's thoughts are always wild and unpredictable. The first half of the sentence is about that, and the second half will give you a big twist.
Wu Li now reads letters as if he were reading his own mother tongue. This is all thanks to the natural heart that the old man gave him. There are letters from the British and American emperors, island countries, German emperors, and a few indigenous Africans in the space.
, just because of this, Wu Li immediately engraved these five foreign languages in his mind. There is no difference between communicating with letters and communicating with Chinese characters.
"He said he made a small profit today and was in a very happy mood, so he didn't mind chatting with me a little more."
"This guy usually does the billing for you, enters the account number that needs to be transferred to him, and finishes the work for you within ten minutes. He will never say a word of nonsense."
"You are so awesome. Do all ghost guys have such a good character?"
"Isn't that true? In my family, there is a second-generation son-in-law who has no character and is a prodigal foreigner. He is quite dumb." Wu Li was chatting with Muzi while typing, as if his natural heart connected with certain things.
The code word speed has been copied.
"Okay, I've reached an agreement with him. Let's transfer 10 million to try his hand first." Wu Li transferred 11 million from the public account on Muzi's notebook.
The other party just said wait, wait, it will take a few minutes for the account to arrive.
After Wu Li listened to a song, he refreshed the webpage of the credited account, and Muzi also looked at the webpage eagerly.
"Why can't I pay the bill? I'm so worried."
"Don't worry, let's listen to Yishou's adaptation of Happy Breaking Up." Wu Li couldn't help but feel happy when he saw that Muzi was more anxious than himself. This situation is the so-called emperor who is not in a hurry but the eunuch is extremely anxious.
"Damn it, have you ever heard of such a song?" Muzi rolled his eyes for a long time, but he had never heard of such a song.
"Hey, I adapted the version live, of course there is no place to listen to it."
"You're just a country bumpkin, and you're adapting Ge's classics. You're a piece of shit. Hurry up, hurry up, yell twice so that I can hit you." Muzi is evil, he actually has such a bad taste.
"Happy with the money, happy with you pig, you will definitely not find anyone better than me."
"Happy money sharing, happy pigs..."
"Medicine...medicine...medicine..., with your bald head and such a bullshit look, how can you sing the happy version of Liang Zi's female voice? How can you, a pervert, use this to impress my sister? I've got the account."
Yeah. Count, count, there are a few zeros."
"As expected, the power of silver is ten million times greater than the most awesome singing voice."
"Fuck you, seven zeros, that's right. Then transfer all yours quickly and then transfer mine. It's time to go out for dinner."
"Brother Golden Retriever, wait a moment. The small business is finished. How about making two larger ones?"
"If you have money but don't make money, it's just how much the bastard adds up. I'll prepare it here, and I can just make a small fortune."
"Two accounts, each worth 50 million. Get one first, and wait for the second one as soon as you get it done."
"Oh, speed"
Wu Li consulted Xia Muzi's opinion, and decided not to transfer the change for the time being. He would divide it into 50 million each.
After transferring 5.5 million and refreshing it three times, it was already in another account given by Wu Li.
"This guy has such a good reputation and his speed is unbelievable. Hurry up, hurry up. Sister Bang will also transfer to these three accounts. Is it okay to transfer three accounts at once?" Muzi asked a little worriedly.
Wu Li.
"No problem, as long as it's no less than one million US dollars each. In theory, fifty million can be transferred to fifty numbers."
Wu Li replied while doing this, and finally asked how to allocate funds among these numbers.
"This one is 40 million, and the other two are 5 million each." Muzi bit his finger and thought for a while before saying.
"Hey, there are too many. I'm afraid I'll scare the two old people."
Muzi chuckled a few times, obviously thinking that it would be funny to see the surprised expressions of the two old guys at home when they saw the money in the card.
"Well, do you want to exchange it for Chinese dollars? It's quite troublesome to spend American dollars at home."
"That must be exchanged. It's strange. If you don't tell me that I haven't noticed it, you must have made a beautiful knife yourself. It's strange. What's the conspiracy? Why don't you exchange the Chinese coins for a beautiful knife?"
"Anyway, I will still have money to earn in the future. I can just transfer some living expenses back home. If the money is large, it is safer to put it in UBS or something."
"Then get one for me. I'll get so much money back. I'm afraid it won't be safe."
"Call the Golden Retriever"
"What's the matter"
"Get a UBS account, it must be safe."
"The UBS team is offering 100,000 yuan, are you sure you want it?"