Chapter 289: The Emperor of the Earth has flowers before it erupts
"Master, let the old pig go out and hump it. Noonai, you dared to hurt the old pig. If you don't take revenge, you won't be a pig."
"You'd better save some time and take a look at this. Do you think it's okay with you?"
Wu Li casually grabbed an anti-matter heavy-duty sniper gun and put it in his hand. He placed the gun barrel on a grape trellis, aimed at a large bluestone outside, and pulled the trigger. The large bluestone in the sight was blasted in place with one shot.
All the scum is gone
"Have you seen, what is the effect of this? Do you want to go out and try the power of this thing?"
"Then I'd better go find my pig queen to comfort my wounded heart. The outside world is really dangerous. Old pig, my skin is not thick enough. I have to continue to apply resin and roll mud."
Wu Li looked at the big fat pig walking out in disgrace, and then glanced at the two guys watching cartoons. He felt that his brain was about to be broken by these guys if he stayed with this human being.
It's better to go find these two honest boys, Lao Luo and Er Geng.
Wu Li walked out of the courtyard. Not far away was Ergen's classmate's temporary laboratory, and Lao Luo was supervising the construction of the palace halfway up the mountain behind.
Then let's take a closer look at the old angry young man Er Geng. Before Wu Li arrived at the laboratory, he suddenly heard a loud bang in the laboratory, and then Er Geng's classmates and several assistants were disgraced.
ran away from the laboratory.
"Comrade Er Geng, did you use explosions to welcome my first inspection?"
"Damn it, you are finally willing to come in. As soon as you come in, you will bring bad luck and cause a big explosion in the laboratory."
"It's obviously you who made the mistake, can you still blame me?"
"I didn't say it was your fault. I just said you were suffering from bad luck."
"What kind of experiment are you doing this time to make such a big noise?"
"While researching the casing of super batteries, it's a pity that I can't find a suitable alloy material. This time it's like this again and it failed again."
"Dead?"
"The ones who died are all those native chickens and dogs from the island country. It doesn't matter how many people die. The key is that another batch of equipment has been blown up. You have to equip some financial materials and ready-made equipment. This experiment costs a lot of money.
It’s really fast.”
"It's okay. Compared to the money I can make in the future, I won't feel sad even if you burn all that pile of gold now."
"Of course you're not heartbroken. Anyway, I picked it up for free from the Japanese. There's nothing to do today. I'll call Lao Luo and let's go back and have a drink together."
"Okay, it's time for us to get together and talk." Roberto Carlos received the call from the walkie-talkie at the second watch and immediately rode back on a battery car. When he saw Wu Li, he screamed like a chicken.
"Lao Luo, don't get excited. If you have anything to say, speak slowly."
"Master, I finally meet my master today. How can I not be excited? More than a year has passed in a flash. How can I not be excited when I see the master for the first time?"
"Tch, Lao Luo, you only have so much potential. You are always so arrogant in front of me. Why do you become a slave when you see this bald man? Just follow the example of Brother Dian and treat this bald man as a friend. How can you treat him as a friend?
Come and worship like a local emperor."
"Lao Luo felt that the Tu Emperor's treatment was too light. He should be treated like God."
"Well, you two should stop arguing about my role. Just think of me as a friend or an employer. Don't talk about God or anything. Today we will just treat it as friends.
Let’s have a nice drink and chat about your life and work there. If you have any opinions, feel free to mention them. I will satisfy you absolutely and unconditionally if I can.”
Hearing what Wu Li said, Lao Luo and Er Geng looked at each other, and when they were about to make some reasonable and unreasonable requests, Wu Li added a sentence that stopped them from even speaking. "
Of course, it must be done within my ability."
"Aren't you talking in vain? If I had your ability, I could destroy the island country, destroy the American emperor, destroy the American emperor, destroy the Eight-Nation Alliance, unify the world, and then go back and think about how to beat the Japanese and the monkeys in South Asia.
Just hit it how you want, bald brother, do you think this is a good idea?"
"That's right. I was almost chopped into pieces by those ninjas today if I wasn't careful. If I dare to go to America and go wild, I'm afraid I'll die without my body intact and won't be able to return to my hometown."
"Tsk, how can you cultivate other people's ambitions and destroy your own majesty? Even if you die without a complete body, you can still bring the American emperor to death."
"I have something in common with you, an angry Qingmu. I haven't even gotten married, and I haven't even handed down a baby. You asked me to die. How is this possible? My dream is just like a peasant woman. The mountain spring is a bit salty, and a pig's head does what you do."
What about the silly thing of going to a pig house to engage in self-explosion? If you expose it, the nine tribes above will have the intention to punish you. This kind of thing that destroys the harmonious society and affects the friendly relations between China and the island will be extremely heinous in their eyes.
It’s a serious crime.”
"Well, those guys who are obsessed with saving face, let alone mentioning it, you have almost wiped out the island country. Aren't you afraid that the higher-ups will issue a fatwa to kill you?"
"Fuck me, everyone knows that aliens did this. I am a modern rural farmer with a household registration and an ID card. Who can doubt me? Didn't you notice that I was dressed in a special way today? That's right.
After being photographed by them, they would also deceive themselves and say that I was a Martian. They were not afraid of searching and searching to find the real culprit. This guy was so vicious that he also punished their stupid guy.
A mysterious disappearance occurred."
"Master is wise, and it is right to be cautious in everything. Hundreds of thousands of people in this space still count on me. In the future, when nothing happens, come in more and wash the brains of those guys, so that they can be enslaved more thoroughly. This group of slaves have been enslaved.
The degree may not be enough. We will isolate the children born in the future from birth for brainwashing education. Therefore, it is very necessary for the master to come in frequently and care for such a born little slave. God must maintain a certain sense of mystery.
And we need to maintain a certain sense of intimacy so that those lucky guys will be absolutely loyal to you in the future."
"Lao Luo, you are so toothless, but this is a good doctrine. Let the children of the island country receive slave education from an early age. Serving the bald people is equivalent to serving China. And I am also a member of China, so I will indirectly become those little
The master of slaves."
"Halo, this kind of logic is all right. Now let me speak. I will make you a prince and manage those minions together with Lao Luo."
"Stop it, I'd better play my role as a scientific madman. I'd rather leave the laborious task of training slaves to Lao Luo alone."
The three people walked all the way and entered the small courtyard. This farmyard is one of the restricted areas and is protected by groups of green wolves and wild boars. There are also giant eagles circling overhead from time to time.
So in addition to serving as a temporary residence for Wu Li, Lao Luo and Er Geng packed up a side room and lived there, and the island girl who was on the roster took care of the food.
"Girl, go prepare some authentic farm dishes to entertain the master."
"I rely on what's in there." Before entering the yard at the second watch, he shouted to the sex slave he had taken in to light a fire and cook. As soon as he entered the yard, he found four eyes under the grape trellis that were bigger than bull's eyes.
Looking at himself fiercely, he quickly shrank his neck and took a few steps back, hiding behind Wu Li and looking at the super disharmonious pair.
A pink and extremely cute doll is holding the neck of a super big white snake with its pink and tender hands. It seems that the relationship between humans and animals is exceptionally harmonious.
However, looking at it from my own perspective, this picture is too disharmonious.
"Shh, keep your voice down. Don't disturb the two babies watching cartoons. Sometimes we'd better stay away from them and don't join in the fun under the grape trellis."
There was also a bluestone table for eating in the yard. Er Geng entered the room quietly and brought out a plate of snacks and placed it on the table, ready to bite it when his mouth was free. Unexpectedly, he had not even put it on the table for a second.
At the same time, I saw a white shadow on the table flash past, and the plate disappeared. I glanced at the weird pair, and sure enough, the plate had already arrived on the bluestone table under the grape trellis.
The little baby was eating them one by one and I was so happy. I don’t know when the snake became a vegetarian. It stopped eating the baby and started eating candied dates instead.
"Bald head, where did you get these two freaks?" Er Geng asked Wu Li in a very low voice. As soon as he finished speaking, the two freaks looked at him with a swipe of their eyes.
But it scared him badly.
Nono's bears, these two guys have definitely fallen into the category of super freaks. They have sharp ears, but they can even understand good and bad words.
"Well, if you two don't have enough sweet dates, I'll give you some more."
In order to reverse his bad image in the eyes of the two freaks, Er Geng had no choice but to lure them with sweet dates, hoping to improve his relationship with them.
Speaking of which, in this space, as long as you have a good relationship with Lao Luo, the people below don’t need to harass them.
But when dealing with these psychic beasts, one has to be extremely cautious.
In their eyes, the majestic oneself in front of the slaves is like a chicken and a dog-like existence. If that person doesn't like them and rushes towards them with a strong animalistic attitude, then they will not face him.
Human beings no longer have the problem of chrysanthemums being preserved, but will face the situation of being completely extinct.
Wu Li, Er Geng and Lao Luo were chatting about space development and slave management issues while having snacks, but their eyes were half-focused on the big Lao Hei outside. If this guy was in the water, he would have no choice but to turn the river upside down.
The term "evil dragon" is used to describe it.
An armed helicopter was about to fly low to take aim at this guy who was twisting and turning in an unreasonable manner. Unexpectedly, the snake head circled a nearby building and then violently whipped the helicopter with its tail and directly handed the helicopter to the game.
It ended up as parts flying all over the sky. The tail then wrapped around another Daxia and pulled it hard towards the center. Then it flew out. Suddenly it was ready to hit the target and hit the three iron sheets on the square.
On top of the tank and armored vehicle, the three armored vehicles were pressed into thin sheets as if they were made of paper. Several bright red streams gushed out from under the thin sheets, indicating that there were actually several people sitting in the paper vehicles.
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The background behind the arrogant and arrogant tall man standing there were two super-buildings that had just been pulled hard and collapsed in the middle.
ps: The old farmer also wants to have a small explosion, but Huahua’s support is not strong enough.