Chapter 290: The Plague of Serpents Plus One Chapter
Da Laohei is so awesome that he can be so powerful.
Smash tanks, masturbate airplanes, knock down buildings, there's nothing else it can't do.
Wu Li was glad that he had no less than ten industrial cameras placed in various corners outside, and there were also many DVDs placed in various corners as supplementary equipment.
Unless he found out that Da Lao Hei was going to destroy the place where the lens was set up, so he took the camera back and put it in a place with a better view, Wu Li didn't have to worry about the crazy Da Lao Hei at all.
Da Laohei squandered his passion and arrogance to his heart's content. Wu Li took back a camera and handed it to Comrade Er Geng.
"I want you to enjoy some parts of the Snake Disaster."
"Damn it, that giant black snake is so awesome. The legendary full-level physics-based ultimate boss is no better than this, right? You bald guy is much better than me. You actually hit the target directly.
To be sure, even the royal palace of the island country doesn’t know that the bulletproof glass of the three-story cuckold palace can’t withstand the flick of the black giant snake’s tail.”
"I'm talking about the second update. No wonder the crown princess of the island country is cheating on her. The palace has a big green roof. If she doesn't cheat, she will be a cuckold."
"Bald head, can I ask you a favor?"
"I know what you want in the second update, and I'll get it done for you later."
"I didn't even tell you, how could you know?"
"I still don't know who you are planning on, whether it's a crown princess or a princess, or whether you want to get both of them to be your sex slaves. I don't have to guess how many extraordinary cuckolds you want to wear to the island country.
, if you are more vicious, you will make it into a short adult movie, and ask me to take it out to help you promote your bird posture and so on."
"What the hell, not only am I going to cuckold their infatuated prince, I will also mobilize Lao Luo, Wild Boar King, and Wild Horse King to come over and make friendly guest appearances. Forget about the premature ejaculation guy from the Giant Eagle King. Unfortunately, the Wolf King is a female.
It's not easy to ask her about this kind of thing. She borrowed a few men to come over and perform bald head. She quickly brought in some stray dogs of all kinds, big, medium and small. Think about the dog with the barb and it took several hours as soon as it came in. This scissor
The short movie that comes out will definitely be exciting enough."
"Sir, what are the cuckolds and little movies you are talking about? I don't understand very well."
"Lao Luo's question is so right. When you practice it with Er Geng in private, you will know what is going on."
"This big responsibility of helping Lao Luo and solving his doubts has been left to me. Baldhead quickly updated the next episode of Crazy Snake Disaster. It was really enjoyable to watch."
Wu Li followed his kindness and took back a camera that had an excellent view just now. After connecting the notebook, he once again enjoyed Da Laohei's passionate performance.
In the footage, we can see that after Big Lao Hei collapsed two buildings, he jumped up on three paper-like armored vehicles. Using the bottom of the snake's head as the fulcrum, he swept away thousands of troops with a rotating giant model of his tail. It happened to be that
Da Laohei, who was the fulcrum in the center of the square, cleared the entire square with one move. But wherever the giant tail touched, people exploded and cars burst into pieces. The entire square was slaughtered by the tail, and no one was spared.
Da Laohei stood up and hissed. If there were two claws, Wu Li had no doubt that this guy was like a chimpanzee, beating his chest with both claws to demonstrate force.
Da Laohei's stagnation immediately attracted a barrage of copper beans and steel bullets pouring at him.
After a ding-dang-dang sound, Da Lao Hei couldn't help but become so angry that he didn't give the old snake face and didn't even give me a break while he was pretending.
Well, you guys, prepare to bear the wrath of my boss, Hei.
The feeling of being shot at by bullets was unbearable, especially when there were several flaming-tailed bullets spraying exhaust fumes towards him. Da Laohei knew that if he was shot by these guys,
If you get hit, you will have to shed your skin even if you don't die.
I saw the eldest brother's black tail curling towards a house in the direction of the palace, and he was thrown into the palace amid lightning and thunder.
Based on its understanding of human beings, the more beautiful the place, the more over-defended the place, the bigger the people living there. As soon as Big Hei entered the palace, the Japanese outside were dumbfounded.
"Chief of Defense, the giant snake has entered the palace. My subordinates do not have authorization and do not dare to cross the line. Please let me know clearly."
"Stand where you are and stay alert. There is no need for the Self-Defense Forces to intervene in matters inside the palace."
"Received, stay put and stay vigilant"
"Your Majesty Akihito, the monster has entered the palace, and Mr. Momotaro will be troubled by this defense."
"Well, you should step back first, and the national master of defense will take charge."
"Don't worry, Your Majesty. Momotaro will come back as soon as he leaves. He will chop off the snake's head, pull out the snake's tendons, peel off the skin, and make a soup out of the snake meat to calm the Emperor's shock."
"There's no need for the Imperial Master to make soup or anything like that. Just go out and behead the snake. We can also quickly make arrangements for a tour to Africa."
"Hey, I'll go out to the small door and protect the emperor, but don't let half a fly fly into the underground palace."
"Hey Yi, Imperial Master, just don't worry."
Momotaro was dressed in a white ninja uniform, tied up his turban, and mysteriously disappeared from the sight of his followers. A few seconds after the basement door opened, the defense chief ordered his men to close the door quickly.
"Bald head, please update quickly. This wonderful show is about to take place. We can't live without it. TJ's behavior is very shameful."
"Yes, it's shameful, please update quickly"
I don’t know when, after the two guys watching Pleasant Goat and Gray Taro heard the explosive sound and light effects here, they also threw the cartoon aside and quietly ran over to watch the Disaster of the Crazy Snake.
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The guy who made the call to wake up was the hateful little girl who looked like a girl.
"I didn't expect that Dahei still knows how to use brute force. Why can't he learn a little bit of skills? This makes people very unhappy. He has a bald head. If Dahei's head is not smooth after a while, let me out immediately.
Let this idiot see my fighting style. If you don’t teach it for three days, its IQ will degenerate into animal instinct. How could I be blind and fall in love with such a stupid snake?"
Wu Li felt a sense of awe for this little white snake girl who claimed to have violent aesthetics. This giant snake is on you, and the icy and cool feeling does not make people want to eat it in the dog days of summer.
It was as comfortable as ice cream, but it made Wu Li feel like he was standing on his head with chills and felt uncomfortable all over.
Grandma is a thick-legged person, and we are too hopeless. We are just being relied on, but this feeling is really very timid.
"Don't bother me so much that you want to see how stupid Da Hei is."
The little white and beautiful snake girl suddenly uttered human words, which shocked everyone. Two people shouted in their hearts that they were monsters, and one person shouted that they were monsters.
There was also a female doll hugging the snake demon Xiaobai to cool off as if nothing happened.
As soon as Da Lao Hei entered the palace, he had barely crawled a few dozen meters when his body started to tink like iron. Ninjas disguised as turf, stone, tree trunks, and sand were jumping endlessly from different corners.
It came out with a knife, and then it ducked and disappeared.
The so-called top-notch Japanese sword that could not even be used to break through the bug Shi Kelang made Da Lao Hei extremely annoyed. When he became angry, he stood up and used high, high and low in two consecutive rounds to sweep away the entire army.
This guy's speed was actually much faster than the agility of those ninjas. The result of the ninjas in various disguises not being able to dodge in time was that they were blown away by the terrifying supersonic tail and exploded into a colorful cloud.
A rain of blood and flesh.
"What a big, stupid snake" Xiaobai concluded for Da Laohei.
"I think Da Lao Hei is in trouble. The more you use the whip, the more powerful you will be." The second watch made my blood boil, and I couldn't help but want to clear Da Lao Hei's name.
"You know what, Da Hei's fighting style should appear on those stupid savage pigs. Our snakes are walking in a light and weird way. If you wait a little longer, this guy Lao Hei will definitely be in trouble. When the time comes,
I'll go out and let you see what it means to be awesome." Xiaobai was so dismissive of the performance of the barbarian old man Hei. This guy knows the aesthetics of violence. Any place where bugs can hide is
After swiping his tail a few times, he saw a big cuckold house lying in front of him, so he swung his tail over without even thinking about it.
What the hell, it hurts labor and management to death
Da Laohei was like a cat whose tail was stepped on. His scales suddenly exploded in pain. He quickly coiled up a snake formation to protect his anus and other vital parts, and looked at the painful area.
The flash of white light just now split a large blood groove out of a place on his tail. Not only were the scales opened, but the white and tender muscles were also cut and rolled up into a long deep groove, which can be seen.
There's that white whip bone inside.
Da Laohei screamed again, and the coiled snake formation was sliced open again. This time, with the defense fully open, the scales were sliced open. Da Laohei was really embarrassed to see the snake, and was about to send a message.
Kuangbiao showed the little flea his brute strength, but everything in front of him went dark. When he opened his eyes, he was already in space.
"Why are you as stupid as a pig's head? I asked you to learn some magic, but you didn't listen. Now you are a snake that is about to become a sperm. You can't even deal with a small flea. Why don't you be stupid? Forget it."
"Well, practicing magic is too hard. Without Xiaobai's supervision, I won't touch that thing at all. Please Xiaobai, please blow on my wound. It's really painful."
"It's better to be hurt to death than to be stupid to death." Xiaobai said this, but he really felt sorry for himself, a stupid old black man, and he didn't forget to blow a mouthful of mist-free white air on the two wounds as he spoke.
Wu Li and Er Geng Lao Luo opened their eyes in disbelief. There are really monsters in the mountains. They can actually breathe to heal wounds.
Several people watched Da Laohei's overturned muscles wrapped in white mist, and could faintly see that they were closing and growing together at a speed visible to the naked eye, and then the bone-deep wound slowly healed. When the white mist cleared, the wound
The scales have grown back, although there still looks like a faint white mark, but just like that, it was enough to stun the three humans.
Lao Luo rubbed his eyes and shouted in disbelief: "Oh...this is the legendary Holy Light Great Restoration Technique, right? Xiaobai, you must be the angel sent to the world by me."