"When I celebrate my birthday, I hope I can eat the cake you gave me and made by yourself. It can be as small as a heart shape."
"No problem, I'll find time to study tomorrow." Wu Li saw Yuan Fei looking at him with a smile, and quickly agreed.
Just kidding, what he saw in the girl's smiling eyes was not gentleness, but something called murderous aura, something that was understandable but unfathomable.
It turns out that fairies also have a mortal heart, it’s just about whether your behavior has the ability to stir up her mortal heart.
Wu Li was already filled with guilt, today was a disaster day, it absolutely had to be
Xiaoqing's face was bright red, she clasped her hands together and made a wish that only she knew clearly, then cut a piece of the cake.
The protagonist of the evening was automatically switched to Yuan Fei, the new principal of Wujiacun.
An ordinary farm dinner turned into a birthday party and then immediately turned into a welcome party.
It's all other people who enjoy the glory, and it's obvious at a glance that they have nothing to do with the bald Wu Li. The usually delicious shrimps taste like chewy meat in your mouth.
"Wenwen, I have no taste at all." Wang Hui said weakly to Wen Jing.
All your strength is used up in anger, so you feel powerless.
"I'm different. When I'm feeling down, my appetite is surprisingly good." Wen Jing picked up a spicy crab and bit into it with large pliers, making a crunching sound.
"You can eat whatever you want and still not gain weight, so you can turn your anger into appetite. But I gain weight after eating a little too much, and no one wants me now, so I have to turn my anger into a ** to lose weight."
"Eat when you should, drink when you should, lose weight, the more you lose, the more fat you will get. Erya, haven't you noticed, the bald man is actually particularly fond of plump and plump women. With your ribbed figure, maybe he is afraid of holding you.
When I was young, I was in a panic, so I always treated you lukewarm. I suggest that Erya first gain a dozen or twenty pounds of meat. Her breasts will be so crowded that they will definitely make this guy’s eyes pop.
Staring at your breasts all night long."
"Damn it, he's been glancing at your breasts a lot. Then dress more seriously. He always exposes your white tender flesh for who to see."
"It's hot, and I'm afraid I'll get prickly heat if I wear something too serious. Besides, if I'm wearing my own clothes, who will let him see blindly?"
"Then why did you let Baldhead watch alone, and why did you guard Fatty and Brother Yali so closely?"
"Because, after seeing the bald head, he is just worse than a beast for the time being, and after seeing the two beasts, he may not know when he will turn into a beast."
"Humph, I've seen the bald head as a beast a lot, so the restraint of turning into a beast is much stronger. But, this guy is a beast and I'm not my sister. I hate him so much, how can I give it to someone else?
All my first experiences have been kept intact for him. I really lost money on this business and it went to my grandma’s house.”
"Hehe, your first kiss was taken away by your sister a long time ago and what else..."
"What are you talking about? You're not a man, so it's still a kiss. You can't say it again. My good old girl has been ruined by you, a female pervert. You're so proud, aren't you?"
Halfway through the banquet, I heard the roar of a car coming outside the courtyard. I heard the familiar roar of a motor. Little Hei and Little Hei didn't bother to pay attention to it, and continued to gather around Nannan to beg for bones.
These guys could ignore the guests, but Wu Li couldn't ignore these two great gods. He quickly confessed to the people on the table and went out.
"Brother Zhao, Sister Fairy, why did you come over so late today to wash your hands and get ready for sex? You've already started eating for a while."
"I've been worrying about something for a while. Mr. and Mrs. Wang have something to do this weekend and won't be able to come. Let me tell you in advance that there is no need to prepare his share." After Manager Zhao said this, he hurriedly washed his hands and went to pay the bills.
The fairy sister deliberately slowed down her pace and waited for her husband to enter the yard, then suddenly blew hot air into Wu Li's ear and said, "Sister may be pregnant."
Wu Li was stunned. As a young man in the new era, it was impossible for him to answer stupidly and ask what was going on.
"Wait a minute, Sister Fairy asked me to digest this news. My mind is a little confused right now."
"Hehe, I'm going to be a mother. I'm so happy. You're going to be a father. Why aren't you happy?"
"How can I be happy? I am confused. Does Lao Zhao know this news?"
"I haven't told him yet."
"If Old Zhao knew that he was going to die, wouldn't the fairy sister and the baby be in danger?"
"Even if you haven't dared to say the bastard thing about beating the treasure, if that was the first thing you said, I would never come to this lousy place like yours again."
"How can you be such a bastard? It's just that how will you pass the next test with Lao Zhao?"
"Hehe, don't worry. Old Zhao once got drunk at your house and accidentally wandered into the flower alley for the first time. Even if I did, he wouldn't have any doubts. He just doesn't know whether it's a boy or a girl.
, they say boys resemble their mothers and girls resemble their fathers. If this is a little girl, and she has inherited most of your genes, it will be difficult."
"Sweat, that was more than ten or twenty years later. Why are you thinking so far away? The most important thing now is to protect the fetus. Tomorrow I will stew a little hen to replenish the strength of the fairy sister."
"I see that you haven't been hit much. You seem to be quite happy."
"I can't affect my future mother's good mood by acting like a dead person. In fact, I'm so confused. My mind is just a big mess. I can hardly tell the difference between east, west, north and south."
"You can continue to faint, my sister will go in first."
Wu Li watched the fairy sister go in, sit down on the bluestone pier at the back, took out a cigarette and smoked hard while digesting the sudden news that came to him like a thunderbolt from the sky.
If you do something wrong, you won't be able to live.
From now on, it is better to take care of the roots of your own children and grandchildren. If you sow seeds everywhere, you will be punished.
Wu Li thought that if he and the fairy sister were no longer together, the relationship would be maintained as a brother and sister relationship. Zhuzhu, let's try to downplay it as much as possible. Xiaoqing is the most troublesome girl. Isn't it better to have a long-term pain?
How could this be possible when the short-term pain was over? Even if she was willing to let it go, Xiaoqing might not be able to let it go.
I don’t know if I did something stupid for today’s birthday cake?
Erya and Yuan Fei, choose one from the two
It's really hard to decide
Wen Jing, Nanako, and Yukiko, these big fat guys, seem to be unwilling to stop until they turn themselves into a kind of little peasant.
Zhou Xin, Hu Mei, and Wu Li who were far away no longer dared to think about it anymore. Since they had the space ring, their true nature as a big carrot man was undoubtedly exposed, but if they want to get a truly happy love, it will definitely be impossible to continue like this.
It won't work.
Wu Li stamped out the cigarette butt. It was useless to think too much. The most important thing was to resolutely control his own water pipe from now on and prevent it from easily entering the sewer.
"Why have you been here for so long?" Yuan Fei asked smoothly.
"I smoked a cigarette, I'm afraid I'll smoke you."
"I have no problem with men smoking, as long as they don't deliberately spray it on women's faces."
"It's great that you can come here. Only by being together can we have a basis for cultivating relationships. Feifei thinks so too, I guess."
"It doesn't matter what I think. What matters is that you can let go of them?"
"Let go of everything that needs to be let go. If you can't let go, you have to let go slowly."
Yuan Fei gave Wu Li a look that said she was going to do what she said, and then she was busy dealing with the overly enthusiastic villagers from Wujia Village. This Yuan Fei was not a girl, and had long been betrayed by these enthusiastic villagers.
Drunk.
Wu Li looked at Yuan Fei, who had a blushing face. She was such a good girl. He then turned to look at Erya, who was calm after being angry. If it was really just a multiple-choice question, maybe he could only
Say sorry.
But if it is a double-choice question or a multiple-choice question, such as Mormons, then the one who is most reluctant to let go is this classmate who is like a buddy.
Wu Li got chicken-skinned when he thought of his classmates who were like buddies. It was because of this awkward reason that he never had the kind of love for Erya that he wanted to have for Yuan Fei.
Although the target has been clearly determined and locked, Wu Li's eyes did not become bright and clear like the pig's feet in some weapons.
No, the tangled Wu Li will never have the courage to wield a sharp sword, cut off the love thread, and cut through the mess with a quick knife.
Do you think that the baby in the belly of the fairy sister is fake, and that you can cut off this flesh and blood with just one knife?
If you dare to say "dare" in front of the current Wu Li, then he won't mind spitting on your face and then throwing you into the space for labor reform.
For a guy whose head is full of muscles, only reform through labor can match his head full of muscles.
Although Wu Li has determined his goal, he is still troubled in his heart.
Every man has a lion's heart deep in his heart. As long as he has the ability, he will not have the dream of having three wives and four concubines, and a house full of children and grandchildren.
It is the current big explosion that has no ability to manage and balance the population that has created a system of monogamy and concocted the theory that love requires exclusiveness.
But come back and see what those guys in power are doing with taxpayers’ money?
Or look back and see what the Hong Kong, Taiwanese or Cantonese people are doing?
The so-called monogamy, in their eyes, is just a joke that fools the villagers.
Is there really such a thing as love?
Wu Li said secretly: I'm not sure if there is such a thing as love. If so, please explain it to me clearly.
In addition to love, the emotions you mentioned, such as family, friendship, and sympathy, are all friendships that can be felt.
What about love? They say love has to be made
So love requires a man and a woman, a woman and a woman, or a man and a man to have sex non-stop. Is this what is called love?
If this argument is true, then the so-called love can be used for several things at the same time. As long as you keep doing things you love, you will be in love just like your classmates.
Wu Li kept trying to find various excuses and fallacies for himself in his mind, so much so that the entire meal passed by in a state of confusion.
In the end, I still haven’t figured out whether there is such a thing as love, and if so, what kind of existence does love exist as a whole?
If not, then what's the point of my inexplicable love at first sight for Yuan Fei?
ps: Chapter 3 asks for flowers, there is another chapter today.