"This is too dangerous. It's better not to think about this thing again." Even Sachiko couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help but advise her old man not to act like a child all day long and think about greedy things.
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"But it's so dangerous to leave this hive here. We have to find a way to get rid of these hornets. If they target people who go up the mountain in the future, big trouble will happen." In order to achieve his goal, Sasaki even moved out of the pedestrian danger zone.
To convince everyone.
"That's not something you should worry about, Dad. Wu Lijun and the others will naturally find a way." Could it be that in Sachiko's eyes, Wu Li is an omnipotent being?
The two father and daughter argued as they walked forward, and soon they reached the foot of the mountain and in front of it was the Dazhu Mountain.
"Bald head, you brought us here, what good things are there?" Yu Dan carried it for a long time, but not even a hair of the prey fell off. He was already very depressed. Now he came out of the forest and climbed into the bamboo forest.
, couldn’t help but feel even more depressed.
Could it be that I am really bored and can only play with old bamboo?
"There is a big mountain rat in this bamboo forest. It has a big head and its meat is extremely tender. You have been idle for a long time, so it can come in handy."
"What did you say, mountain rat?" Not only Yu Dan who shouted loudly was frightened by Wu Li's word "rat", but several beauties were also frightened.
As for things like snakes, mice, and Xiaoqiang, except for women with special nerves and guys with obvious mental abnormalities, there are really few normal women who are not afraid of them.
"An', we call these mice bamboo rats. They are said to be mice, but they are actually very similar to hares. They are both long and round like a fleshy ball. An adult bamboo rat can grow up to two
It weighs three pounds each. What these guys like to chew most are young bamboo shoots, and occasionally they also eat small insects. For example, they like to eat cicada pupae under the bamboo forest. If they really have no food, they will also eat old bamboo shoots.
Roots and grass on the ground. To be honest, these guys look very funny. A gray ball with two big bright teeth. I doubt you all want to keep these guys as pets after seeing them.
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Based on Wu Li's understanding of women, as long as he looks a little cute, there is a possibility that they will keep him as a pet.
Bamboo rats are timid and cautious. If there are too many people in this group, the noise caused will naturally be quite loud. If you want to find their traces in this way, it is a small probability event with basically zero probability.
"Where are these guys? Why can't they be seen?" Wu Li said that these mice look more like hares than mice.
And it has two big fangs like a mole, so I thought maybe it would be good to catch one or two and raise them back.
"We made too much noise, so they all hid in the cave. And they are used to coming out to look for food at night." Wu Li always answered all questions about the fairy sister.
"Then you, a bald man, are still saying get ready. You can't even see a hair on this rat. What do you want me to do to kill the old cicadas that are noising in the tree?" Yu Dan always has a bad look at bald men. This guy
It was definitely intentional. He had been deceiving him for a long time, because he didn't give him enough pleasure. He was really a stingy guy.
"Ahh..." The mute suddenly waved everyone over there, he must have made a new discovery.
Behind a clump of thatch, there is a round hole hidden there. There is freshly dug soil not far from the hole. This hole is the bamboo rat hole.
"This is the bamboo rat's hole. Let's use smoke to smoke it. If the bamboo rat is inside, it will be smoked out immediately."
No matter what kind of mice they are, if you want to get them out of their holes, there are only a few methods such as digging holes, filling them with water, and smoking them. Generally speaking, smoking is the most effective method. Once smoked, there will be another effect.
If you can find the exit, you can immediately block the excess, leave one for filling the cigarette, and leave a cloth bag for the exit of the smoke and collect the smoke bag, and then you can call it a day.
Without Wu Li's orders, Wu Yong and the others had already gone to get the thatch and rattan for smoking in preparation for the smoke.
It's boring for a group of people to guard a mouse hole. The little tigers and San Mao and Snivells are sharpening pencils one by one, carving something on a big green bamboo.
Yuan Fei took a closer look and saw that these little kids were carving words.
Little Huzi was the fastest carver. He had already carved five words: Little Huzi is here, and then he quickly carved two more words: 一 x
The final complete sentence is: Little Huzi is here x
Yuan Fei slapped Xiao Huzi on the back of the head
"Who taught you to use crosses instead of crosses for words you don't know how to write? The teacher is here. If you don't understand, why don't you ask the teacher?"
"I forgot that I used to ask my uncle if he didn't understand something, and he would always ask the teacher. But after class, there was a teacher at home to ask, so I used Chacha instead, and waited until school to ask.
I changed it after I got it clear. Now I suddenly didn’t expect that the teacher was around. Of course, the words I didn’t remember writing were just a cross. When I come here later and remember, I can just scratch them and change them back. Teacher, the word "you"
I forgot how to write it, please teach me."
"Teacher, teacher, I don't know how to write snot and you. Please teach me how to write it, teacher." Little snot is even more outrageous. He actually carved such a line of big characters: Little xx bug to x-x.
When Sanmao saw several adults coming to watch their masterpiece, he quickly leaned his back against the big bamboo tree behind him to prevent others from seeing what he was carving.
It's a pity that his little arms can't twist his big thick legs.
Yu Dan grabbed his thin arm and lifted it gently, revealing this crooked and artistic masterpiece: three xxx one x
"This little San Mao's calligraphy can catch up with the signatures of those famous stars. If he can be cultivated later, he might think that another cursive calligrapher will be born in our country. But this guy is too illiterate and even six characters were written by him.
"Using a cross represents the four words "I don't want to accept it." Yu Dan couldn't help but feel happy when he saw San Mao's masterpiece. This kid is really ignorant and fearless, and he dares to use a cross to represent anything.
Several beauties were not very interested in the unknown cute and cute mouse until they saw the real thing.
Now I am interested in carving words on bamboo
So the three little knives belonging to the three little brats were temporarily requisitioned.
Several beauties took turns to carve on the bamboo the words "someone came here", and then took two steps back to admire their own fonts that were either tangible, weird, or not very good at all.
No wonder so many people like to carve words on bamboo. It turns out that after the words are carved on it, there is a feeling that people and bamboo are one.
While the place was busy, Wu Li and the others had already started to light a fire and smoke.
After a while, the monkey and bean sprouts with their bags open at the entrance of the other cave shouted "caught, caught."
When they heard that the legendary cute big-toothed mouse had already entered their pockets, the beauties stopped admiring their generosity and hurried over to the monkey and bean sprouts.
"Dang dig, these two big teeth are so cute."
"Why are there two lucky guys? I want to raise them. I want to raise them. They are so cute. Their fleshy balls are so adorable."
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Several beauties crowded together and pulled the mouth of the large sack to look inside. There were two big and two gray little meatballs huddled inside. Their frightened and confused eyes could not hide the two big snow-white teeth.
cute.
After the two big bamboo rats panicked for a while, they found that the situation of their family seemed to be particularly bad, so they squeaked at each other twice, then opened their two big fangs and took a big bite on the sack.
Then the two little bamboo rats stood upright and raised their heads, looking at the big heads above with innocent eyes, and squeaking from time to time.
These two lucky guys are not big, and their teeth are as big as those of their parents.
That little appearance is exactly what the beauties called out just now, it’s so cute.
Two big bamboo rats clicked a few times, and then dug a small hole in the sack. After a few more clicks, the small hole turned into a small hole.
The monkey saw a hole in the sack outside and was about to alert the girls. But when he saw two gray shadows with shiny fangs flashing out, the beauties who were all paying attention to the mouse discovered the two.
Only the big guy is missing
And the two lucky guys were still in the sack, playing a game of big eyes and small eyes with a few beauties.
The two big bamboo rats suddenly jumped more than ten meters away, and then they looked back and saw that the two babies hadn't followed them.
Just then, I heard a soft whooshing sound followed by a loud banging sound.
One of the two big bamboo rats died suddenly after his head exploded, and the other was nailed directly to a green and yellow mottled old bamboo next to him after his eyes were pierced by a sharp arrow.
Yu Dan blew on his mouth: "I finally opened the business today."
The mute put the bow on his back, then went up and pulled out the steel arrow that was nailed to the rabbit. After seeing that there was no problem with the arrowhead and arrow shaft, he straightened the arrow feathers, and then wiped a few arrows in the dead grass.
After wiping off the blood, he put the arrows into the quiver again.
When Dou Ya saw two big ones running away, he quickly snatched the sack from the beauty's hand and closed the hole with his hands.
Baby bamboo rats are very rare. They are taken back and raised like rabbits. They are killed and eaten during the Chinese New Year. It is a rare delicacy.
"Xiao Li, I want to raise these two little bamboo rats." The fairy sister was the first to act coquettishly, which made everyone have a new understanding of this stunning beauty.
It turns out that she also has such a childish side
"I want it too, I want it too." Wen Jing doesn't care about so many things. She has to grab the things she likes.
"Wu Lijun, Sister Xingzi and I get so bored sometimes in the store, so let's raise one. Just one." When Nanako acts cute, she is many times more lethal than a small bamboo rat.
"Well, you don't have to fight, wait and catch a few more, everyone will share, so there is no need to grab the two monkeys. Look at what he gave to the treasure. I'm afraid that this guy won't even give you the face of a beautiful woman. I don't believe it.
You ask him." Wu Li asked these beauties to turn their attention to the monkey.
Are you kidding? I didn't catch this thing by myself, so why did one or two of them come to ask me for something? It doesn't matter if I offend my brother if I agree, the monkeys won't care about anything with me.
But there are just two little bamboo rats, who should they give them to?
He only pleased two beauties at most, but offended not only two, but a group of beauties who looked at him eagerly: Sister Shenxian, Yuan Fei, Erya, Wen Jing, Nanako, Sachiko, the violent woman Yu Dan,
Even Yu Bingqing expressed considerable desire for these two lucky guys.
Of course, Xiao Huzi and the other three little brats were simply ignored, but it’s not like they were incapable of catching them. If they wanted to, they could find a way to get them by themselves.
ps: It’s a bit late. The old farmer has just coded it. I went to the Internet cafe to post it as soon as I got off work. From now on, I may post one chapter at 5 pm and one chapter at 9 pm. There are too many things during the day shift, and there are nosy people.
There are too many, and the coding is not free.
ps2: Thank you all for the flowers. I thought this book really ended like this. That is not what I wanted. There are many ideas that have not been published yet, and they were abandoned by everyone. Without your support, I would have lost my book.
I don’t know if I have the motivation to present all the wonderful things. Thanks again to Brother Binye, Brother abc631230, Brother mfkgahjtg, Brother Yunzhong Xiaoshou and so on for their strong support to the old farmers. Thank you.