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Chapter 314: Knowing the Monkey and the Hedgehog

"If it's about 200,000 yuan, we can still talk about it, but 300,000 yuan can buy a large house with three cities and two living rooms of more than 120 square meters in a small county. If I spend 300,000 yuan here,

I have to buy a piece of land, and I have to spend about 300,000 yuan to build a house, and I have to spend another 200,000 to 300,000 yuan to decorate it. All the money has been spent. I will still play Mao’s stocks in the future. Without stocks, I can’t even make living expenses.

Come out, let alone marry a wife and have a fat baby in Wujiacun. We can't have the whole family just hanging around the bald man's house, eating and drinking, that would be too embarrassing."

The fat man thinks that he still needs to show that I am a fat sheep and I am not lying, but you should not slaughter it too harshly. You have to give me some breathing space so that I can have mutton for a long time in the future.

"Everything is easy to discuss. The matter is that the dead bird is alive. Tomorrow we will ask the other party to set up a table, and you two will talk face to face. Of course, everyone will be happy if the negotiation succeeds. It doesn't matter if the negotiation fails. Selling

Regardless of the friendship, little fat boy, you are still a distinguished guest of our Wujia Village. At the worst, I will give you an honorary villager’s certificate like Brother Yali, and ask Xiaoli to reserve a house for you.” The village chief said.

With all the talk, Wu Li may have another set of houses.

"Then the village chief will take me over tomorrow to have a good talk with my boss. There is no need to hold a banquet. One is that I am a soft-mouthed cannibal, and the other is that drinking may cause trouble. Unless the negotiation is successful, then it is not okay to hold a festive ceremony." Fatty

It would be funny if I was afraid that after I got drunk, I would be signed into a contract of prostitution.

"Sister Xiaolin, the bald man, said that she knows how to make cicada monkeys. She can cook fried cicadas. If you dare, help us find some flashlights. Let's catch the cicada dogs. Tomorrow we will try to see if the cicada monkeys have fried grasshoppers.

Here." Just when we were almost done eating and drinking, and talking enough, Yu Dan saw that these guys were chatting endlessly without eating or drinking, and finally couldn't bear it. Wu Li came down from the table to help them do their business.

go.

"That's it for today. Let's go. Xiaoli doesn't have to send us off. You young people can dance around while you're young. In the future, when you're as old as me, you won't have that thought anymore." The patriarch gave an order.

, the banquet broke up.

Wu Shan and Dumb saw off the patriarch and the old accountant, and took Xiao Huzi and Nannan doll home to take a bath and sleep. The elder sister-in-law, third aunt and Mrs. Sasaki were packing the last things.

Wu Li brought out about ten new flashlights from the room, as well as several miner's lamp hats.

Take whatever you are willing to take. If you don't want to take anything, just find someone with you.

Holding a flashlight in one hand and a large plastic bag in the other, the group of people walked under the starlight. In the dark night, there were feather insects flying in front of their eyes from time to time. These night elves took their time and leisurely. As long as you fished them out quickly, they held them empty.

There is a good chance that there will be an elf emitting a faint light in the palm of your hand.

Although these little elves dancing in the night are actually just small insects that like to eat the leaves of cucumber seedlings.

Erya saw that Wu Li caught a firefly with a casual grab, so she followed suit. Unfortunately, after waving her little hands for a long time, except for wisps of cool evening breeze, she couldn't catch even half of the little bugs.

"Bald head, catch some fireflies for me. I'll take them back and put them in a glass bottle to make a fluorescent bottle full of poetic beauty. That would be such a romantic thing." Classmate Erya couldn't do anything about it.

, so he set his sights on Wu Li, an old classmate.

"If you put the ruins in bottles, they will all be dead in two days. It's better not to give up such a short-term poetry, lest you become frustrated in two days." What bothers Wu Li the most is women, obviously.

If she comes to catch cicada monkeys, she can make a trick to catch fireflies, but fireflies cannot be fried for meat.

"As long as you have it, why should you care whether you can catch it or not? It's not that you have to catch a lot of bald heads. Wouldn't it be difficult for you to catch eight out of ten?" Erya hates the incomprehensible style of this family the most, and obviously gives it to you.

He always pushed back and blocked him when he had the opportunity to show his attentiveness, and in the end both of them were awkward and flustered.

"Come on, let's catch them as we go. I'll make sure I give you ten or eight when we get home." As the saying goes, a man's thighs can't twist a woman's small arms. If you don't believe it, try it.

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"Just follow the trunk of the tree to find it. Before the monkeys come out, they like to hide at the bottom of the tree and suck the sap from the tender roots. Once they climb out, they also like to climb up the tree and suck the sap. As long as you follow the

It’s always right to look for tree trunks.”

When Sister Xiaolin was a child, she didn’t know how many nights and mornings she spent at home, holding a torch or wearing a morning crocodile, wading through the dewdrops, carrying a small bag to the front door and behind the house to catch a small bag of cicada monkeys, and then returned home.

My family asked my mother to fry them for me to eat as snacks.

Ever since I returned to China and lived in the Wu Family Courtyard for half a month, I missed my hometown even more and missed the two people who had passed away.

"Yeah, there's one here still climbing the tree." Nanako saw an ugly cicada monkey climbing the tree. She wanted to catch it but didn't dare to catch it.

Today she just came to join in the fun, and when she started to grab this thing, she felt fuzzy and panicked.

She is afraid of this little bug, but Yu Dan is not afraid of this little thing.

Hearing Nanako's surprise, regardless of whether he understood what the island girl was talking about or not, it was right to have discovered it anyway.

Yu Dan happened to be taking care of it under another tree next to Nanazi without noticing it. When he heard Nanazi's call, he immediately came to kill him. He pinched and threw it with two fingers, and a cicada monkey entered the bag.

Now is not the peak time for cicada monkeys to be unearthed. I heard from Sister Xiaolin that the best time to catch cicada monkeys is the night after a rain in midsummer or the next morning.

Sometimes I can guard a few big trees and catch hundreds of them in a night without even moving my nest.

If you catch too much and can't eat that much, you boil it in water, dry it and pickle it. In winter, warm a pot of water and wine, or stir-fry or fry a plate of monkey cicadas to go with wine. It is one of the favorite dishes of men there.

One.

When such a large group of people made a scene in a small forest full of insects, all the insects in the forest were so frightened that they dared not make a sound. An owl was frightened and flew over Wen Jing and Er Ya's heads.

However, they were so frightened that they screamed and even threw the flashlight several steps away. The two hugged each other tightly.

"I'm scared to death. Why are there so many scary things at night? I was scared to death just now by a little lizard that made leaves and grass rustle. I thought I encountered a big snake, and now I'm scared by this plagued night owl.

Bald head, is there something more terrifying waiting for us here?" Wen Jingmeimei stopped picking up the flashlight and dragged Wang Hui to Wu Li to seek a sense of security.

Now she felt that this forest was like a forest of terrifying monsters. She didn't know when or where a small thing would pop out and make a little noise, carrying out a terrorist attack on her young mind.

"Yes, look what is this?" Wu Li used a miner's lamp to shine at the base of the tree. Several small things, large and small, guarded several small holes there. From time to time, they would crawl out of these small holes.

A cicada monkey was caught by them, and they picked it up and put it in their mouth.

"Ah, the hedgehog and the four lucky ones are so cute." Wen Jing saw that the thing Wu Li was shining on was the legendary stuff, and she didn't expect to fall in love with these lucky ones just after meeting them.

There were six hedgehogs, two big and four small. It was obviously a family of six having a grand dinner. These guys were covered in thorns and didn't pay much attention to the sound that was not a real threat. It was just a big one that was chirping.

A few times, probably to express dissatisfaction with the fact that the strong light and you guys made so much noise that even the cicadas didn’t dare to come out.

Wen Jing and Wu Li immediately squatted on the ground side by side. Classmate Erya seized the opportunity and lay on Wu Li's back, asking him to wipe some oil. Who said that it was safe to see hedgehogs from this position and the view was excellent?

Woolen cloth.

Wen Jing picked up a small dead branch on the ground and was about to poke the lucky guy she loved, but Wu Li snatched it away.

"Bald man, you are looking for a thorn. You dare to snatch my branch." Wen Jing pushed the bald man's strong hand away and just grabbed it. Why are you still holding on to your own hand? You can't wipe it on Erya.

It hurts the relationship between our best friends to do it so openly and openly.

"Wen Jing, if you really stab a hedgehog with a branch, I'm afraid all three of us will be hit by countless sharp thorns." Wu Li threw away the small branch. Are you kidding me? To stab a hedgehog so close, that's the real thing.

Looking for thorns.

"Hmph, how would I know if you don't tell me?"

"Erya, do you think we can bring this family back as pets? I have wanted to raise a little hedgehog as a pet for a long time, but unfortunately I have never had the chance. Now that we are free, we can raise a little hedgehog.

The hedgehogs have a lot of food, including watermelons, cucumbers, cabbage caterpillars, earthworms, dates, cherries, apples and chestnuts, and we can also peel pine nuts and melon seeds to feed them."

Wenmei is quite familiar with hedgehog food, which shows that she has indeed had the idea of ​​keeping this lucky creature as a pet.

Erya also thinks that these little thorn balls are quite funny. The white and black thorn balls are as good as the two big funny big teeth of the bamboo rat.

So she twisted her body on Wu Li's back, and said to the bald man below her in a coquettish way: "Bald man, let's take these little things back. Anyway, we don't lack such lucky guys at home.

of rations.”

Wu Li really couldn't explain how he felt when Erya suddenly lay down behind him.

You can't dump yourself, but if you rub yourself off like this, some people will see it, and you will lose some points again.

The three people watching the six hedgehogs attracted everyone's attention. When the fairy sister asked about it, she discovered a nest of hedgehogs. Those who heard the news ran over to watch these lucky guys.

Perhaps they were receiving too many stares, which made these little guys feel uncomfortable. The two big hedgehogs chirped a few times, and then led the four little hedgehogs to fidget with their short legs, preparing to dodge the fussy big hedgehogs.

A monster.

It's a pity that these guys are just a little too late to realize it. They have met a lot of beauties with pet plots, and no matter how much they play with their calves, they are already a little late.

Wu Li poked these lucky guys one by one with a long branch, and then put these curled-up large and small thorny balls into the bag.

ps: There is another chapter in the evening. If you don’t ask for it, you won’t have it.

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