"Let's just bet. I'm afraid I'll lose if I lose. Don't try to be a swindler. Otherwise, my fist will let you know what it is and why the flowers are so red." Although Wu Li was completely unsure, he still wanted to die.
Even ducks can have a tough mouth, let alone humans.
"Are you guilty? Fox, please don't hold on. Just call Mr. Yong twice to listen. If you are so young and get up to your waist, you can't afford to be hurt..."
Wu Yong, this idiot, actually picked up his male duck voice and sang "I can't afford to be hurt"
The heavy metal killer sound caused the goosebumps all over Wu Li's body to instantly kill the skin all over his body at an incredible speed, making Wu Li's whole body become bumpy.
Wu Li violently grabbed Wu Yong's thick neck and his armpits, and strangled the heavy metal sound directly under the guy's neck. "I can't afford to hurt your sister. If you dare to scream again, I will pinch you directly. I can still do it for a year."
The country has allocated 100 kilograms of grain.”
Wu Meng was watching the show with a smile on his face, as if I was a passerby, and I was the one doing the trick.
To cause disasters is to cause disasters.
"Fox, you made a miscalculation. This guy is born in the Year of the Pig, and he has to eat at least two thousand kilograms of rice a year. Quickly put an end to this disaster, and save yourself from having to fight for braised pork with my brother and me every time."
Wu Yong coughed several times before he regained his composure.
"Fox, you are going to die. You used so much force and almost strangled grandpa to death." Wu Yong kept rubbing his neck. There was a red mark there, which was painful.
"Damn it, I just used three-point force, okay? Don't pretend to be real." Wu Li really just pinched and shook it a few times with his hands, without using much force.
"Yeah, is my character so bad? Look, is my neck red? If it's not red, I'll take your surname of Fox." Wu Yong tried his best to stretch out his thick neck, but it still only looked like an inch long, but it was really
Everything is dark and red.
"It's your fault for having dark skin. Your parents didn't design and manufacture it. How can you blame me? Stop rubbing it. No matter how much you rub it, you'll still have a black neck. It won't turn into a red neck."
Wu Li made fun of this guy's skin. After hanging out in the sun all day long, there were few people who didn't get tanned. Wu Yong and Wu Meng were even more shiny black, and now Wu Yong's neck was a little bit...
Bright purple feeling.
"Your boy is not that good, at most he is like an African mixed-breed hybrid. Stop talking nonsense and carry the tree quickly. If you can't carry it, call "Yongye" quickly and let your brother feel better. Then the matter will be over.
"Wu Yong felt his neck relax and started to scream again.
"My enemy, please call me Grandpa Meng a few times, and I'll let you go this time. If you accidentally hit your waist, after you marry the flower girl, the little girl says hurry up, and you say you have back pain. The little girl said
Also, if you say no, I can worry for you, but I can’t help you. Just call a few times and you’ll get a few taels of meat."
Wu Meng's favorite thing to do is to make noises and fight, lest the scene is not chaotic enough and fun.
"Damn it, how do you know if it works before you try it? Wu Yong, your surname is different from mine. It's not that your surname is Wu. From now on, your surname will be written upside down. Don't be proud of your surname as Tiankou swallows Wu Meng. You will do it every day."
If you know how to touch a big girl or a little daughter-in-law, you have no idea whether you can get a wife. Hurry up, I'll lift one up first, and then you can compare the length and put the other one up. I still don't believe it. It's only a few hundred kilograms.
Well, grit your teeth and get up."
Wu Li walked to the larger fir tree first. It was easy to find a balance point, but Wu Yong's shoulders had already worn out that area.
Wu Yong lifted one end of the tree and put it down. He squatted and got in. He pushed it up together and stood up.
Wu Li felt it, and although it was a bit heavy, it was still within the acceptable range.
Add one more and it shouldn't be a problem if you bite into it.
Wu Li spread his legs slightly and straightened his waist, "You two lift that one up, I don't believe I can't get you two guys."
Wu Yong and Wu Meng glanced at each other, then raised another fir tree and prepared to place it on Wu Li's free right shoulder.
He deliberately moved his center of gravity more than a foot back so that Wu Li couldn't see what they were doing.
Wu Meng from behind winked at Wu Yong, and the two of them put the tree over Wu Li's shoulders.
These two families were so bad that they didn't put it up smoothly, but dropped it. Although they had already looked at each other, they raised another fir tree and were about to put it on Wu Li's free right shoulder.
He deliberately moved his center of gravity more than a foot back so that Wu Li couldn't see what they were doing.
Wu Meng from behind winked at Wu Yong, and the two of them put the tree over Wu Li's shoulders.
These two families were so bad that they didn't put them up smoothly, but threw them down. Although they were prepared to hold Wu Li up immediately if he couldn't hold it up, the strength at this moment was not as simple as the weight of a tree. Just play like this.
, will kill people
Wu Li felt a huge force coming from his right shoulder, and his right shoulder sank with the huge force. If it hadn't been for a big tree pressing on his left shoulder, his waist would have been dodged all of a sudden.
Although he didn't dodge to the waist, the blow still made him grin, and stars were flying in his eyes.
Although the two guys immediately held up the fir tree, Wu Li was also very hurt.
"Next door to Mara, I despise you two grandsons for not having fun like this. You are so stupid that you will look good." Wu Li yelled at these two guys, giving them a serious warning and verbal condemnation.
"Fox, don't say it's useless. If it works, it's fine. If it doesn't, it won't work. You're gibbering like a girl."
Wu Yong didn't know what face meant. The two of them had already thrown face into the toilet, flushed it into the sewer, and flowed into the Yangtze River or the Yellow River. Maybe they were feeding Ah San in the Indian Ocean now.
"You're a man, how can you say no? Don't play tricks with me. Quickly adjust your center of gravity and lower it steadily. I want you to understand what it means to be a Popeye who has eaten spinach."
Wu Li has obviously calmed down. Compared with Wu Yong's arrogance, it can be said that it is even worse.
"Hey, hey, I started to challenge my brother, but he's serious about it. Mengzi, let go, let go of this arrogant guy and let the tree crush the fox to death. If he dares to challenge his brothers, let's make him understand Shu'er.
Why is it so heavy?”
Wu Yong took a small step back and adjusted the center of gravity of the tree. The opponent who wanted to win was convinced. Anyway, he had already been tricked, and now there was no need. He just used his weight to crush the camel.
Wu Li felt his shoulders sink, could he withstand it? He really managed to carry it, although it was very strenuous. It felt very strenuous. His legs were shaking a little. He couldn't hold it, right?
"Damn it, you really managed to hold it back. This doesn't count. You have to carry it to the dam to win the fox. Hurry up and leave. If you drop it on the ground now, you lose. Just now you said that you can stand up to both of us.
If you can't hold the position today, you will lose." Wu Yong immediately acted like a fool.
"You guys are so shameless. How can you be such a swindler?" Wu Li struggled to hold back a few words, feeling like he couldn't breathe smoothly. Now that these two guys haven't given up, they really can't just kill the tree.
If you don't live on the ground, you won't be able to compete with these two scoundrels, but you don't want to be ridiculed by these two scoundrels all the time in the future.
"Don't try to trick it. As long as you carry it to the dam, we will be convinced."
"I agree and support the fox. If he can't hurry up, just call him grandpa a few times. It will be embarrassing for us." Wu Meng always supports Wu Yong, and vice versa.
"I still don't believe that you two grandsons can't be cured. I'm trying my best today." Wu Li gritted his teeth and took the first step with his legs shaking. When he shifted his weight to his outstretched left foot, his left knee softened.