"Damn Fatty, why are you alone today? Where have all those guys gone?" Wu Li saw that it was a busy time to get up early in the past, and today he saw Fatty alone at home. It felt a bit strange.
, that’s why I ask this question.
"They seemed to be watching the fun somewhere. I fell asleep just now and didn't pay much attention to what they were doing. No matter what, let's go collect peanuts. I'll leave the peanut picking work to the women when they come back.
"The fat man was very enthusiastic about eating peanuts, but when he was asked to pick peanuts, he saw hundreds of big fat peanuts on one seedling. With Wu Li's burden and his little patience, he didn't even know that it would be the Year of the Monkey and the Horse.
At the strong request of the fat man, Wu Li gave the guy a carrying pole and a shelf for picking things up. He turned around and looked at the fat man. The guy was grinning weirdly, and he was swaying left and right while carrying the load.
Stop, you're walking like a big fat duck with your big butt swaying around. You really can't look at it more than once, and you can't rub people's belly for fun.
"I'm talking about fat man, aren't you just going to collect some peanuts? Can you be as unhappy as a 250?"
Yuan Fei was already some distance ahead, so Wu Li started to tarnish Brother Fatty's glorious image without any words.
"Quack, I'm happy. It's my first time to carry a load, it's my first time to collect peanuts, I'm so happy." The fat man seemed to be very excited to experience the fun of collecting peanuts.
"Hey, seeing how happy Fatty is, how about we make a small bet?" Wu Li was preparing to set a trap for Fatty.
"A man is playing tofu. Just bet. Why don't you dare? Baldhead, tell me what you bet on. What's the benefit if we win?" As a Chinese man, the fat man has a natural gambling habit. It's just a bet.
Who is afraid of whom?
"It's very simple. Let's bet that you and Yuan Fei will pick the same number of peanuts and who will arrive at the yard first. If you arrive first, I will lose and provide you with 10 million funds to play stocks. If you arrive later,
The bet is very simple, I will just teach you how to play stocks when I have free time." Wu Li was trying to seduce some fat man who was short of money to build a villa with money.
"Holy shit, isn't this so unfair?" the fat man said angrily.
"What?" Wu Li asked back.
"You ask He to compete with a weak little girl. Even if I win, there will be no sense of achievement." The fat man's face has not been cultivated to be as thick as Wu Li's, so he feels that there seems to be something wrong with this pair of bettors.
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"You want to save face, right? Then bet with me. Don't say I'm bullying you, you little fool. I'll pick three times your weight. What, do you dare to bet?" Wu Li secretly compared.
The letter V means that he has succeeded in digging a hole. This damn fat man is indeed a guy who wants to save face and suffer.
"You're still a man if you dare to bet. But you have to pick four times as much as me before I'll bet with you. Just now I saw you picking six bundles as if you didn't pick at all. I'm sick so I'll bet with you three times." The fat man didn't feel like he was
Is there anything excessive or shameful about the request? You must fully understand your opponent’s cards and the chips of both parties. If you want to bet, you must be 50% or 60% sure that you will win before it is necessary to gamble.
Only a fool would bet if it was a gamble that was sure to lose but not win.
"Okay, no problem. Let's make an agreement. I'll pick four times your portion. Whoever gets to the front yard first wins. The bet remains the same. If you win, you'll get 10 million to play stocks. If you lose, teach me how to play stocks.
"Come on, if you agree, come over and give me a high-five. This bet will be officially established." Wu Li smiled and stretched out his right palm, which made the fat man lose face even if he didn't strike.
The two high-fived each other, and the bet became a fait accompli.
"Bald man, even if I win, I won't get your 10 million for free to play with. At that time, the money we earn will be divided into 50% and 50%, and the money will be returned to you in three years at most. If you are lucky, one year
It's not impossible to pay it off within a short period of time." Fatty is not a ungrateful person, and his starting point is very good, but is this guy sure that he can win over Wu Li?
"What were you two doing back there just now? You seem to have lost control of your emotions. Look at the grins on your face. What's going on?" Yuan Fei arrived at the end of the field first and did not go to grab Wu Li's end.
Man Niu's job of digging peanuts was just to pick up a few peanuts scattered in the soil, peel them and eat them slowly, and then wait for Wu Li to come over and then work together.
"I made a bet with the bald man. Let's wait and see who will pick the peanuts back to the front yard first." What is the fat man doing with his courtesy? Doesn't he know that Yuan Fei is Wu Li's dish? He is unbalanced and caught.
If you get the chance, you should be disgusted with Wu Li.
"Then Wu Li is not bullying you too much. His body is like that of a bull. Isn't your fat body able to withstand it?" Yuan Fei looked at these two guys who should be both men.
They are about the same age and height, Wu Li is stronger and Fatty is fatter. Standing together, one black and one white, it feels a bit like black and wind.
"How can we let the bald guy take advantage? He said he wanted to bet, so let's bet. It's just that everyone knows about his brute strength, so the portion he picked was just a little heavier than mine." Fatty.
With a smile and a smile, his wretched temperament was immediately revealed
"I know that Brother Fatty is competing with this bull for wisdom. Come on, I'm optimistic about you." Yuan Fei knew without asking that this little bit is a lot, a little bit, a lot, but even so, Fatty may not have a chance of winning.
Woolen cloth.
Because Yuan Fei hasn't seen the limit of Wu Li's brute strength yet, Fatty, a white-faced scholar, can guess where the upper limit is.
"It depends on me, there must be no problem. If you win, I will treat you. Principal Yuan, together with the teachers and students of Wujiacun Primary School, will have a feast at the McDonald's flagship store in the city." The fat man felt proud that he had a chance to win.
Quite yd.
"It's not certain who will lose or win. Don't get complacent too early, fat man." Wu Li picked up a four-tooth steel rake and dug out a bag of peanut seedlings. After digging a row, he picked it up and threw it behind his back for Yuan Fei and
The fat man went to sort out the bundles.
When the fat man saw Wu Li digging with ease, his hands couldn't help but itch.
"Well, bald brother. I've never dug peanuts before. Let me try to dig peanuts. Is it fun?" The fat man saw that Wu Li's rhythmic movements of waving his teeth while digging peanuts seemed a little bit manly.
, so I also thought of playing a few games.
"Be careful not to dig your own feet." Wu Li didn't want to dampen Fatty's enthusiasm for fun, so he casually gave Fatty the four-tooth steel rake and hoe.
"Are you kidding? You have to have a high level of skill and courage to hoe your own feet." The fat man raised the four-tooth steel rake in a decent manner and swung it down with all his strength.
"Puch"
Yuan Fei and Wu Li were amused by the result of Fatty's swing.
This guy didn't dig out any peanuts, but he missed one of his big fat white feet by just a few inches.
"Hehe, come on, fat man." What Yuan Fei wants to do is to ask the fat man to keep up his efforts and dig a few inches back, or dig a foot or two further forward. Only when he digs out peanuts does it seem like it was all in vain.
My old nose needs strength.
"Hey, you're a skilled craftsman, it's inevitable to make some mistakes. If you adjust again, you'll be able to master the correct method." The fat man was also shocked by the fact that he was going down, and he quickly stretched his arms forward.
The big fat foot of the long left foot was retracted a lot, and then he raised the steel rake, leaned forward and swung it again.
"Haha, fat man, you are so happy, why don't you just throw yourself out."
Yuan Fei saw the fat man leaning forward and swiping the steel rake vigorously again. Now he had dug into the peanut bush. However, because he was afraid of being injured, his body was bent out of shape, so his hands could not bear much force, and he was rake
The handle repulsed with great force, causing his fat hands to fly away. The people next to him looked as if he had deliberately thrown the rake away, and this guy even staggered forward before he could catch it.
Oops, a piece of fat happened to hit the rake handle.
"Ouch...Ouch..." The fat man whined in pain like constipation to express that he didn't mean to be funny, but just accidentally made a mistake.
"Fat man, do you want a third blow?" Wu Li also didn't expect that this damn fat man was so good at it. He could inflict flesh wounds on himself and make the onlookers laugh into internal injuries in just two blows.
As expected, these new-age urban keyboard men are only good at working on the keyboard, and they instantly look like super novices.
"Stop it, I'm afraid it will kill someone if you do it again. Then the bet we made is that you can win without a fight. This is absolutely not allowed." The fat man stepped aside very wisely and continued to rub his quilt.
My belly was so painful that I refused to touch the wooden handle.
After being teased by the fat man, this job became very exciting.
The fat man also didn't care about Wu Li's ridicule. As the old saying goes, a ruler is long and an inch is short.
Just because you can't do it, you can't deny that you shouldn't exist in this world to eat rice.
We also have our own means of supporting ourselves and making a living. We all have our own ways of living. We have not completed the ultimate task of having children and passing on the next generation, so we will not give up this game called life lightly.
"Why is it so heavy? It crushes people to death." The fat man wiped his eyes sharply and made two large bundles by himself. They were even fatter than the ones Yuan Fei picked. This bundle weighed one hundred thirty or forty kilograms.
Then he tied eight bundles for Wu Li according to his own standard of two bundles. In total, the eight bundles of peanut seedlings must have weighed five to six hundred kilograms.
"Hey, you are a big man, you are not as good as a girl, are you?" Wu Li bent down and picked up the load, and the grain load made of miscellaneous wood made a clattering sound.
"Fat man, if you shout start, our gambling game will officially begin." Wu Li felt that the burden was not too heavy, but it seemed that He Dan could not bear the weight.
"Just start, you just wait to eat Fat Brother's pussy." The fat man didn't shout at first, but just took a few steps forward.
"Now it officially begins." The fat man chuckled a few times, gritted his teeth, picked up the load and ran forward.
"Damn it, it's useless for you to be a scumbag." When Wu Li saw the fat bastard, he immediately took three steps and two steps at a time, and caught up with the fat bastard brother in a few steps.
"Bald head, you will die if you slow down." When the fat man saw Wu Li chasing after him, he immediately quickened his pace.
"You deadbeat fat man, if you go faster you will die. You are as slow as a tortoise. You can't go any faster." Wu Li's straw squeaked incessantly, and this speed was no more than a tortoise.
It needs to be done quickly, otherwise the load will be broken and the harvest will be ruined.